Sparky Jolteon: Hey. Guess what day it is for me?
Nekis (Umbreon): Happy Birthday~
Sparky Jolteon: Aw, thanks! ^-^
• Sparky Jolteon hugs tightly and almost makes the Umbreon gasp for breath.
Nekis (Umbreon): Wait...
Nekis (Umbreon): Am I still dead to you?
Sparky Jolteon: Never.
• Sparky Jolteon nuzzles.
Nekis (Umbreon): B-But 3 days ago...
Sparky Jolteon: You never were. That wasn't actually literal.
Sparky Jolteon: It was my final straw.
Nekis (Umbreon): Dude, Just don't do that again.
Sparky Jolteon: But it worked.
Sparky Jolteon: I'm not proud of what I did, but at least what was done was done....
Sparky Jolteon: Plus, guess who got perma-banned from the site later that same night?
Nekis (Umbreon): Everyone hates you.
Nekis (Umbreon): .-.
Nekis (Umbreon): I'm sorry to tell you but, really.