Alien Joe:
[Incoming Transmission]
Humans *bzzt
We are *bzzt near your stinky and poor planet
*bzzt
Your last chance to save your world
*bzzt
is steamkey for RFLEX
*bzzt
Cheers
Alien Joe
[End of tranmission]

Me:
[Incoming Transmission]
Aliens, you inferior bunches of space-soup *bzzt
You can take our freedom *bzzt
*bzzt
But you can never take *bzzt
OUR STEAM KEYS *bzzt
(unless you have a reason and proof of identity) *bzzt
*bzzt
This is war *bzzt
*bzzt
-wes
[End of transmission]

Alien Joe:
*bzzt
Just to make things clear  i am not a scammer and i hope you believe it. After some time of real scamming (which makes me very shame now) i started doing steam reviews on my human account and tweeting about PSN games (about 150 steam friends, about 300 followers on twitter). This alien persona is created only for catch attention from indie devs because they were skipping many messages when i was trying to get some codes for my old, human blog. That's all, humans :)

Me:
[Incoming Transmission]
*bzzt
Aliens, humans, whatever you are.. *bzzt
*bzzt
I applaud your attention-grabbing skills *bzzt
however *bzzt
You can't have our steam keys *bzzt
*bzzt
unless you call off the war *bzzt
and give me proof of who you are *bzzt
*bzzt
perhaps you could befriend me *bzzt
on steam *bzzt
http://steamcommunity.com/id/wessles *bzzt
*bzzt
and confirm your identity *bzzt
*bzzzzzzzt
this is your last chance *bzzt
regards, *bzzt
-wes
[End of transmission]

Alien Joe:
That would unmask me. I don't want it. You trust me or don't, if you don't i wll buy your game asap

Me:
[Incoming Transmission]
I would like to start by saying I got a better radio, so there will be no more "bzzts".

I admire your persistence, alien scum.

For the many laughs, I shall award you one steam key:

XXXXX-XXXXX-XXXXX

That war is still on, though, right?

Regards,
-wes, official ruler of the world
[End of transmission]