Unconventional Magic - 1: Lifestyle Change

Edit: May 6th
As of today, the story is finally finished. It's safe to say that the story falls off the deep end around chapter 15, maybe a bit sooner or a bit later, I'll leave that up to the readers. I'd like to believe I actually redeemed myself a bit with the ending, so there's that at least. I started thinking about how to end my re-write of this story, and I was getting far better ideas than what I had been planning before.
Also, yes, the story is being re-written. This story will not be moved or changed, the re-write will appear as it's own thing on this pastebin, so if you want to read this, by all means go ahead. Just don't expect anything great.
Do please keep in mind that any and all clop I tried writing is fucking terribad, so just ignore that. aanon_tries_to_write_clop.gif
Anyway, this story began in August of 2012, and as of this edit, it's May of 2013. My writing style and ability has changed quite drastically over time, I think, and if you read this story, you will notice that. So if it turns you off early on, just know that it will change, at least a bit.
The biggest problem this story has is that it doesn't stay consistent. I wrote a small disclaimer at the beginning of this paste originally, and it's still there below these edits. I stated that I was going to be writing this story as I go along, and not planning much of it out. Many people know by now that that's usually a bad idea. Fortunately, when this started, I was having a lot of fun writing it, so I didn't really care how it was going. Eventually though, I started realizing how far it had strayed from the original idea, and I quickly lost interest in writing it. But, I powered through, and finally made it to the end.
So, if you still want to give this fic a shot, more power to ya. I know very well where I went wrong, but if you want to give me your two cents on the whole thing, go ahead.
At any rate, I hope you enjoy at least some of it, and thanks for reading.

Last edited Sept. 12th

Something awkward and random I'm working on
I have interesting plans for this, but it's more of a "write as I go along, wing it, don't give any fucks" kind of story, full of random moments, awkward situations, crazy shenanigans, and maybe some feels
I think it'll turn out to be pretty entertaining

So here goes nothing
Good luck, take Batman


>Your hands have been laying out in front of you on this table for what seemed like hours now
>These so-called 'study sessions' were getting you nowhere
>You certainly weren't learning anything, and god only knows what she was learning by taking all this time with one particular thing
>The only thing you knew was how creepy this mare is
>Finally you've had enough
>You retract your arms and cross them over your chest, hiding your hands from her
"Okay Lyra, that's enough with the hands. I thought Twilight's crazy science experiments were bad, but at least it's a learning experience. This is just... creepy..."
>"Wha? Oh nooo, nononononono, this isn't science, you see, but biology! It's completely different!"
"...You know biology covers the entire body right? Not just my hands?"
>Lyra sits back and smiles
>She almost looks completely normal
>Sometimes you wonder if it's just an obsession of hers that she gets a little crazy with
>Well, obviously that's what it is, but maybe she just couldn't help it
>Other than that you rather liked this unicorn; perhaps you could help out with that obsession of hers, then she could be like any normal p0ny to hang out with
>"Yeah, yeah, it's.. just.... those hands, they're so.. unique.. I mean, look at our hooves! You can accomplish so much more than we can with those fingers!"
"I know Lyra, we've gone over this before. Look, you're pretty cool and all, but if you keep up with this hand obsession I'm going to tell Celestia you're not fit for this task."
>She flinches back in shock
>"But, but... ahh, f-fine, I'll.. try.. But I just can't help it sometimes! They're just so.. mesmerizing!" she says, catching a glimpse of one of your hands
>You give her a deep glare; as soon as she notices, her eyes widen a bit and she collapses her head onto the table and wraps her hooves around her in frustration
>"Ack, I'm sorry! It's hard!"
>Just what in the hell is it going to take to get her away from this obsession?
>You've taken a liking to Lyra, you don't want to just have to dump her off for this
>Gotta try something new, something... different, unexpected
>Who knows, some first-hand experience might be just what she needs
>After all you've been starting to get a little curious about these p0nies too

>While her head is still burried in her hooves on the table and not paying any attention to you, you move a hand over above her head
>You slowly move your fingers into her mane and soon onto the back of her head, slowly massaging and scratching various spots, back of the neck and behind the ears
>As soon as you begin, she ceases all sound and movement, save for some ear and leg twitching
>"A-A-A-Anon, w-w-w-what a-are y-y-you d-doing!?" she stutters, slowly raising her head up, eyes wide open, staring down at the table
>Lyra had felt and 'studied' your hands a lot already, but she had no idea what they were truly capable of
>If this is the kind of reaction she's going to give for something as simple as this, then you could have some fun
>Then again, it could just make her obsession a lot worse
>Whatever, you could use more excitement in this life, so it's worth a shot
"You want to know about these hands right? I'm going to give you a small taste of what they can do, then we're going to move on, okay?"
>Lyra finally looks up at you, eyes still wide open, and slowly nods in affirmative
>It's kinda cute really, she's starting to show a little blush
>She is entirely at the mercy of your fingers

>You figure now's a good time to satisfy a curiosity of your own
>The unicorn's horn
>You slowly comb your fingers through Lyra's mane, making your way back up and to her horn
>She already seems to be in a state of bliss, for all you know the universe could implode if you hit a sensitive spot
>Unbeknownst to you, you were about to find out
>As you reach her horn, you move your index finger and thumb up to get a feel
>You're taken back by the amazing shade of pink her face has taken, but you don't stop
>Yep, horns must be sensitive
>You slowly run your fingers up the length of her horn, watching the blush grow deeper and brighter on her face
>After just a couple seconds, her entire body begins twitching
>Lyra lurches back in her chair, out of the grasp of your fingers
>"N-n-no A-Anon, not there, that's enough!" she says, still shaking all over, eyes wide open and face beat-red
>She begins to calm down, but shifts around a bit in her chair for a few seconds before finally settling
>Wow, that horn really was sensitive, she must have been getting wet from that
>In fact, an odd scent catches your attention
>Well, for once it was you freaking her out, and now you know how to get her to back off
>Victory!
>...for now
>You don't know it yet, but this little incident had a greater effect than you thought

>You give a soft chuckle before speaking up
"Sorry Lyra, I didn't know. But hey, learning experience for both of us, right? That's what this is supposed to be, so no complaining!"
>She slowly looks up to you
>"Y.. yeah, sure. Just remember that can be kind of a personal area Anon, so, umm... give me a warning before doing something like that again, okay?"
>A warning?
>Yeah, she totally wanted that again
>Maybe some day...
"Deal. But we gotta move on from the hands next time alright?"
>"Uh, yeah, of course!" she says placing a hoof behind her head and a big smile on her face
"Good. Now I gotta go, almost time to get back to work."
>Lyra simply nods, and with that, you stand up from the chair and exit her home

>You are Anonymous, and you've been in Equestria for about a month, living in a town called P0nyville
>Since your arrival, you've been living with the Apple family and working for them to pay for their hospitality
>It's a pretty sweet gig, you can't really complain
>AppleJack and Big Mac really know how to work you nearly to death, but it's been paying off
>You recently had a meeting with Princess Celestia, who wanted you and Twilight to have 'study sessions' to learn about one another's species
>Twilight's been getting a bit crazy with science experiments, so Lyra proudly stepped up to handle the biology portion
>She was supposed to learn what she could about the human body, and vice-versa
>Of course she only really cared about one part of you
>Thankfuly it was your hands, and not your dick or something
>Sure it got creepy at times but it could be worse
>Hell, you were scared at first; a one-on-one biology class with a female of another species?
>Yeah, you didn't like the sound of that at all, at first
>You were mostly hoping for just a question and answer type of thing with Lyra, and thankfuly that's how it all started, but obviously it didn't last

>In your time away from work and the ridiculous sessions with Twilight and Lyra, you had some time to meet and befriend some other p0nies
>Rainbow Dash was easily your best friend of them all
>You always thought of her as the coolest, and she is definitely the most loyal p0ny you've ever met; which made more sense after hearing about the Elements of Harmony
>You came to really like almost all of the p0nies you've made good friends with; even Twilight and Lyra
>But there was always something a little more with Rainbow
>Most of your free time was spent with her anyway, so you knew her more than anyp0ny else
>Sometimes you'd think she felt something toward you as well, but neither of you wanted to come forward with it
>You were thinking more and more about it lately, what with Hearts and Hooves day coming up and all
>Rainbow seemed to want to spend more time with you lately and in the coming days as well, and you were definitely okay with that
>The Wonderbolts were hosting an airshow over P0nyville next week, on Hearts and Hooves day, and they had accepted Rainbow and a few other fliers to do a pre-show performance to warm up the crowd
>Needless to say Rainbow was ecstatic about it, so most of your time hanging out up until then was watching her practice
>She was always pulling off some incredible moves; you figure she's more than good enough to be in the Wonderbolts
>Rainbow kept telling you about one super move she had up her sleeve, but she just wouldn't do it in front of you or tell you what it was
>Maybe she wants to wait until the performance and impress you or something
>Who knows. You already had total confidence in her

>The rest of your day was spent back at Sweet Apple Acres, the place you now called home
>You had built up enough strength in your arms and legs to knock apples off the trees without much effort
>AJ and the rest of the Apple family had become really close to you, as if you had always been one of the family
>It was a nice feeling, to have a new family like that; certainly not what you expected when you arrived to this world
>The next day, you had scheduled another visit with Lyra, but this time it was in the evening
>Your previous encounter had given you some thought
>You'd been here for over a month now, and were really getting over the species boundaries you had before
>It was about time for you to move on and try new things, and now you knew just who to start with
>You figure ya might as well have a little fun before anything between you and Rainbow comes up; if anything that is
>Yeah, the devious nature that's been bottled up inside you for so long is finally breaking out
>Lyra's reaction proved some things to you, so you think it's time to start being a little more assertive, take a step forward in this new life of yours, have some fun

>It's been another fairly long day of work at the homestead, and the sun was in it's final hour above the horizon
>Just as you bring in the last buckets of apples, none other than your best bro Rainbow Dash flys in to see you
>"Hey Anon, all done?"
"Yep, just moved the last batch. What's up?"
>"Wanna hang out tonight? Down some cider and catch a flick or something?"
"That does sound pretty awesome right now, but I got another meeting with Lyra tonight."
>"Whoa, wait, tonight? Why in the evening now? You guys aren't-"
"Hey now don't be gettin' any ideas, it just worked out better for the both of us, that's all. No need to get worried."
>"Wha- w-who said I was worried?" she asks, with a feint blush forming on her cheeks
>You can't help but chuckle at the sight
>"Just what are you laughing at!?"
"Oh nothing! So hey, I gotta get going, wanna at least walk with me into town?"
>"Sure.... Actually, you mind if I come in with you? I'm a little curious just what she's up to."
"Uhh, yeeaaah, not sure that's a good idea Rainbow. Lyra's methods are a bit.. creepy. But we're making progress."
>"If you say so.."
"Rainbow, don't feel like you need to protect me or anything, okay? Lyra's a little weird but she won't do anything."
>"Protect you? ..Oh, yeah, sure, that's all it was.." she says quietly
>Rainbow attempted to say it under her breath, but you caught the sarcasm
>You won't bring it up though; you know what she's curious about, and the thought of you being with another mare might not go over so well with her

>Before long you make it to Lyra's house
"So hey, hit me up some time tomorrow okay? There isn't as much for me to do back home so I'll have some free time."
>"Sure, sounds good!" Rainbow finishes, reluctantly flying off
>You walk up to Lyra's door and knock, keeping an eye on Rainbow and making sure she doesn't try to come back and spy or anything
>In moments Lyra opens the door and you walk in to begin the 'session'
>The two of you force a little small-talk, and you're both eventually sitting at the same small table and chairs across from one another
>"So, where should we start today Anon?" Lyra asks, smiling and looking at you with a normal innocent look
>You respond by casually placing both hands on the table in front of you
>Lyra cocks an eyebrow and slowly looks down, her smile diminishing
>Her eyes are fixed on your hands for a few seconds before you break the silence
"Still interested in the hands eh?"
>Lyra's gaze is broken as she shakes her head and looks back at you
>"Heh, well.. yeah, I guess, but you said we should move on, right? We can leave the.. hands, for.. later."
"Oh, and here I wanted to give you another demonstration of just what these babies can do!" you respond with a sly grin
>Here you were finally making progress on her hand obsession, and you go and say that
>It doesn't matter now; your devious mind finally wanted to break loose and have some fun
>Fooling around with a p0ny was an awkward concept at first, but it didn't take long to get curious; now, in fact, you were anxious
>It never seemed like a problem to them though, but that's probably because there are so many different sentient species here
>Inter-species relations are probably more common here than you think
>You're not sure what got into you today; you've been wanting something for a while, but this was a sudden step forward

>Lyra's face begins to obtain that pink blush again
"Hey, why don't you hop up onto the table for me?"
>"Wh- what?"
"Lyra, you've had your turns, now I want to study you!" you respond with a wink and rather devious grin "Also, I still know next to nothing about you p0nies, and it's high time we change that."
>"Y-you don't n-need to do this for m-me, you know-" she says, beginning to tremble
"Oh come on, we both know this is exactly what you want." you say, as you raise your hands in the air in front of you and wave your fingers around aimlessly "Besides, I'm uhh.. kinda anxious to try something new myself, ya know."
>You were definitely right about her; after saying that and seeing your fingers, she nervously sits up and takes a step onto the table
>Once she's fully on the table and standing up, you stand up out of your chair
>Lukily you're both about eye-level with each other
>She turns and looks to you "Well, what are ya waiting for Anon?"
>Yeah, she was ready to get into this
>You begin by moving your left hand onto her head, slowly rustling her mane and scratching behind her ears once again
>Your fingers slowly work their way toward the horn
"So, Lyra, just how sensitive is this horn of yours, hmm?"
>She's slow to answer, but manages "It's usually not that sensitive, unless we're arr-"
>Lyra's cut-off as your fingers make their way onto and up the horn one-by-one
>".. arro- ..yeeaaaahhh." she says as her eyelids move down over the upper-half of her eyes, giving away the pleasure she's recieving from the simple gesture
"You were about to say arroused, yes?"
>She slowly nods in response
"So, either you were lying, of you've been ready for this."
>Shy simply smiles some more
>You wrap just your thumb and index finger around her horn, and slowly motion up and down
>As you do this, her head starts to lower, and her tail raises up
>Since she wasn't paying any attention to you visualy, you shift over to get a better look behind her, still gently stroking her horn
>The stroking was pretty awkward for you for obvious reasons, but she was still female, so what the hell
>Where her tail usually covers, now right in the open, was her marehood, staring you down
>And it was fucking drenched
>She was enjoying this waaay too much
>It was a much more appealing sight than you had expected however
>And now it's as if your wang has been stricken with rigor-mortis
>Not much to do about it now
>He'll get his turn, in time
>For now, the right hand needs to have a go at it

>Lyra's still completely oblivious to everything but your fingers stroking her horn
>That is, until your right hand makes it's way to her marehood
>You decide to give her a startle, as you begin by placing your index finger right onto her clit
>And startle her you did!
>Lyra's eyes shoot open and she flinches forward a bit
>"Wha- whoa! What the, how did-"
>You can't help but giggle at her reaction
"Just havin' some fun Lyra, I'll go easy." you say with a smirk
>"B-but Anon, t-that's-"
"Lyra, you're like a fuckin' dam bursting back here, you need this." you say sternly, while you remember the activity in your pants "And apparently so do I."
>She seems a tad confused at that last bit, but goes with it anyway
>You were right anyway, she may as well be in heaven right now, and you've barely just begun

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Insert clop scene here. I want it, believe me, but I don't trust myself to write clop well enough yet. I'll be working on it and update when it's done. If somebody else wants to write the scene for me, by all means go ahead.
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>Oh, sweet sweet sexual release
>Haven't had that in a while, and this was rather amazing; much better than you expected fucking a miniature equine would be
>You imagine it was worlds better for Lyra though
>She made a huge mess, her table was soaked, and she layed down on it mostly motionless for what seemed like hours when it was all said and done
>After cleaning up, you mention that you're both probably done for the night and that you should get going
>She simply nods in affirmative, showing a grin on her face, her eyes still closed, breathing still slowly working it's way back to normal
>With that, you exit Lyra's house and head home to Sweet Apple Acres
>When you get home, you're greeted by Applejack
>You hadn't been at Lyra's very long after all, so it wasn't that late yet
>"Evenin' sugarcube. Short session?"
>Pokerface time
"Yep. We finally made some progress so we decided to call it quits while we were ahead."
>"Is that so? Well ah can only guess what 'progress' means to that crazy mare, but ahm glad ta hear it Anon."
"Heh, yeah. You don't wanna know."
>"Well hey, we still got some dessert left if ya want some. It's zap apple cobbler!"
"Shit yeah!" you exlaim, immediately heading into the kitchen for one of the most orgasmic foods you've ever tasted
>Applejack just rolls her eyes and smiles
>Minutes later, as you're in the kitchen destroying some cobbler, AJ trots on in and stops in the doorway
>"Ya sure wer sweatin' up a storm there Anon. Just what wer ya and Lyra doin' anyway?" she asks with a sly grin
>Your brain pulls the emergency break, every motion your body was doing has stopped completely
>After a moment, still holding a fork-ful of cobbler in your hand just centimeters from your mouth, you look over to AJ
"Oh, I uh.. I just ran back here, that's all."
>"Uh huh. After a hard day's work here and not much of a break, ya manage to run all the way back home from Lyra's?"
"Trust me, we may be getting things done now, but Lyra still bores me, I mean I just sat in a chair the entire time. I guess I just felt like I needed to run after that."
>You're attempting your best poker face, but Applejack is pro at seeing through these things
>"Ah think ya'd only be runnin' if she scared ya, now ya know ah don't like liars Anon."
"Hey, it's the truth! I sat down and rested at Lyra's then ran my happy ass back here because I just felt like it! Why would I lie to you AJ?" you say with a chuckle
>Applejack busts out into a fit of laughter
>"Ahm just messin' with ya Anon, ya really should see the look on yer face when yer nervous!"
>Whew, dodged a bullet there
"Yeah, very funny.."
>Though she's probably still suspicious, at least you don't have to deal with it now
>You were able to finish your cobbler in peace, then casually hang with AJ and Apple Bloom for a while in the living room before heading off to your bed

>You wake up the next morning feeling rather refreshed
>You feel something else too, something unfamiliar, from within you, but you don't think too much of it now
>Before long you get up and make your way into the orchards to clear one of the last fields
>A few hours of knocking apples from the trees pass and you decide to take a short rest, sitting down and leaning your back against one of the trees
>After resting your eyes for a few minutes, you open them and look up at the next tree in line, just a couple meters away
>You're starting to feel hungry
>You could totally go for an apple right about now
>And what luck; you're surrounded by them!
>Too lazy to get up, you extend an arm outward to the tree as if you were trying to grab one of the apples
>Except, you know, you were a couple meters away so you couldn't do shit
>But then the wierdest thing happened
>The apple your arm was aiming at is tugged from the branch it was hanging on, and flies into your open hand
>You sit there, arm still extended, motionless, eyes wide
>You look around to see if any unicorn was around fucking with you
>Nope, nop0ny in sight other than AJ in an adjacent field
>You caught a very feint glow around the apple for a split second, but you didn't have time to notice it's color or anything
>You stand up, placing the apple in your hand into a bucket next to you
>Extending both arms up to the same tree, you say fuck it and try for something bigger
>A few moments pass with you completely focused on this tree, and every other apple on it begins to tug toward you
>Soon enough, they all break from the branches and into your hands
>Except you can't just grab them all at once, so a few manage to assault your face and chest
>You stand there, stunned at what you're doing, not phased at all by the apple assault
>You look down, aiming your hands at individual apples, slowly pulling them up off the ground and floating them over to a bucket
>You're able to notice a feint light-green glow around the apples as you're moving them
>Either Lyra is fucking with you, or you stole her unicorn powers by sticking your dick in her
>Obviously you're hoping for the ladder, though the very idea is nothing short of preposterous

>You continue on your route through the orchard, practicing your new magic power, getting better and better with every tree
>With more than an hour to spare, you finish your field, however you feel as if you've worked more than your normal routine
>Applejack is still working on hers, so you go to pay her a visit
>After bucking a tree, she notices you waltzing toward her with a ridiculous grin on your face
>"Hey now, just what do ya think yer doin'? Think ya can just take a break whenever ya want?" she says, smiling back at you
"Break? Oh, I'm done."
>"Say what? No way yer done already."
"Take a look." you say, motioning to her to look over at your orchard
>No apples in sight
>"What the-"
"First of all, don't ask how, but check this shit out!"
>You extend your arms to a nearby tree and quickly pull off all of it's apples, placing them into a couple empty buckets next to AJ, all in just a few seconds time
>Needless to say, Applejack is shocked
"Seriously, don't ask, because I have no clue what the hell is going on. ..Speaking of which, I should probably go visit Twilight, she could probably figure this out for me."
>"Uhh, yeah, you go and do that.. Ahm just gonna, keep workin' over here."
"Oh hey, you want some help? We can have this done in no time!"
>"Oh, uh, no, ahm not really a fan of takin' the easy way out. You go ahead and figure out yer little issue there, I'll take care of this."
"Alright, suit yourself. See ya later AJ."
>You get no response
>Applejack is still dumbfounded, likely still trying to comprehend what she just witnessed
>You're too giddy about this new-found magic power to notice where she's looking

>You take off for Twilight's house, knocking on her door when you arrive and not stopping until she answers
>After about five seconds of knocking, she magics the door open
>"Oh, hey Anonymous, come on in."
>You oblige, stepping into her house
>You see Twilight sitting next to one of her book-cases with an open book in front of her of course
>I mean, what else would she be doing?
>"I don't remember having anything scheduled today, so what brings you over here?"
"Twilight, I need you to do science on me."
>"..What? I thought you were starting to hate my experiments, why the sudden change?"
"I made a discovery this morning, and... here, let me just demonstrate for you."
>You look around the house for something to use
>Spike comes out of the bedroom-loft thing and starts walking down the stairs
>Perfect
>You extend an arm toward Spike and lift him into the air
>S:"Whoa, what the-"
>You float Spike over in front of Twilight, who's stunned at what she's seeing
>After a few seconds, you drop Spike on the floor
>S:"Ow, what the heck Twilight!?"
>T:"Uhh, Spike, that wasn't me.."
>Spike stands up, both of them now looking directly at you
"Yeah. I only have a vague idea of how I got this, but I want you to figure out the details."
>T:"Okay, sure. Just let me get the machine prepped, meet me in the basement in a few minutes."
>Twilight darts off into her basement, leaving you and Spike
>S:"Dude, that wasn't cool."
"Uh yeah, sorry. I'm still getting used to it I guess? I mean I've only been doing this for a couple hours."
>S:"Ugh, fine, fair enough. I guess it was pretty cool." he smiles, raising a fist out at you
>You can never leave a bro hangin, so you complete the gesture, meeting his fist with your own

>A few minutes pass and you head into Twilight's basement
>She had everything ready for you once again
>"Anon, before you step in, I have one question for you."
"Shoot."
>"You said you had a vague idea of where you got this power. And, well.. I happened to notice a light-green glow eminating from Spike when you were holding him. So I have to ask.. was Lyra involved?"
>Damn this mare is smart
"Well... Yeah, most likely.."
>"...Care to enlighten me?"
"Honestly, not really. Maybe later if we have to, but can we just figure out how it all works first?"
>She's not happy that you're obviously hiding something from her, but she reluctantly agrees
>You step up and strap yourself into her machine, allowing her body scanners and whatever other physics-defying devices she had do their stuff on you
>"Anon, can you use your magic right now please? It doesn't matter what you do, just something simple."
>You spot an empty beaker on a nearby alchemy table and lift it into the air, not even reaching an arm out or anything
>You hold it up for a few seconds and look back over at Twilight
>She was blushing, just slightly
>You catch her looking down at your lower half, but she shifts her gaze to you immediately
>"That's.. interesting.." she manages to stutter, now looking back at her graphs
>Why was she looking down there...
>You didn't forget to wear pants, did you?
>... nope
>However, upon further inspection, you notice there's a teepee in your pants and it's emitting a light-green glow
>Well now
>That's new

>You look back over to the beaker you were still holding up with magic, and set it back down on the table
>Looking back down, you see your erection shrink and disappear almost immediately
>Okay, sure that's awkward, but it's pretty awesome
"Well, I think we both just came to the same conclusion, huh?"
>"Hmm, what?" Twilight says, looking back up at you
"For whatever reason, my wang is what controls my magic; essentially acting as a unicorn horn, am I right?"
>"Uhh, yeah, seems like it." she says, looking back down at the screen in front of her "I'm going to have to do some deeper scans in that area."
>Uh oh, that's not good
>Whatever, it could prove interesting
>Minute after minute pass by, and you're getting bored
>And a bit anxious
>"I seemed to have found a trace of DNA that doesn't belong to you Anon." she says, eyes still fixed on her monitor
>Oh boy
"That's kinda wierd.." you say, trying to cover your tracks
>There is no response from Twilight
>More minutes pass by, and you're more nervous now than anything
>Suddenly, the machines stop and Twilight looks up at you
>Here it comes
>"That's Lyra's DNA inside of you Anon, in your.. testicles, to be precise. I've never heard of a spell that can do something like this... So tell me, Anon, just what happened between you and Lyra anyway? What did she do to you?"
"Um, well, you see..."
>She cocks an eyebrow at you
>Yeah, you weren't getting away from this
*sigh* "Okay, but promise to keep it between the two of us, okay?"
>"That depends on the circumstance, but.. okay."
"Lyra and I, well... how should I put this..." you say, looking up at the cieling and rubbing your chin "Ah. We may have had some crazy messy sex last night."
>Twilight's eyes widen a bit
>"Oookay, well, I figured as much, but you could have left out a couple words, you know."
>You giggle at her comment
"Well hey, ya never know when some extra details might help out, right!?"
>"Anon, I'm sure the 'crazy messy' part won't make any difference."
"Yeah, you're probably right. I just wanted you to know."
>"Gee, thanks.."

>"Well Anon, it seems like a permanent change. And I suppose I'll keep it between us, for now, but in return I'm going to want to study you and Lyra both later."
"Thanks Twilight, that should be fine... So, hey, umm... you wouldn't be interested in doing some more science by chance, would ya?"
>"For once, I think I'm good for now, but.. Just what do you mean by more science anyway?"
"Well.. considering the power and ability I got from Lyra, I'm a little.. curious what I could ac- learn, from somep0ny as knowledgable and powerful as you."
>You look away from Twilight when you say this, knowing you have to be blushing a bit
>I mean you pretty much just asked if it was okay to fuck her
>The room is silent for a few moments
>"Anon, I may do a lot of things for science, but that's a line I don't want to cross."
"I understand Twilight, no worries."
>"Just when did you become so sex craved anyway? Last I heard, you were still trying to get over the species boundaries you had."
"Uh, yeah, well... I don't know to be honest. Something happened with Lyra that finally sparked it I guess."
>"I see.. Well, we're done here then."
"Right, I'll be on my way. Thanks for doing this."
>"Don't mention it... Seriously."

>Twilight begins cleaning and powering down the machines as you walk up the stairs out of the basement
>Before you leave, you have one last comment
>You stop at the top of the stairs before the door and look down, Twilight's back is turned to you as she's cleaning up
"Hey Twilight, I just wanted you to know... I'm sorry for asking what I did, but... After what happened to me, honestly who wouldn't want more? Just forget I asked, and I'll bring Lyra around some time soon."
>Better not drag this on; think and worry about it later, it's awkward enough now as it is
"You know, you've been a good friend to me Twilight. If you ever change your mind, or need anything from me, don't hesitate to ask. I'll see ya around."
>She stops for a moment, then begins working again as you exit the basement

>Well, your'e done at Twilight's place, so what's on the agenda for today?
>Rainbow wanted to hang out today, probably shouldn't hold her up too long
>Hmm, wonder what kind of abilities you could acquire by taking her?
>You have no doubt you'll find out in time
>She's a special one though, you're actually developing deeper feelings with Rainbow
>Trying to jump the gun with her could ruin everything
>It would probably be pretty easy to get AJ in bed, but you both practically consider each other family, so that might not end up well
>Rarity could be difficult, but maybe she has some crazy fetish you don't know about or something?
>You'll have to spend some time with her soon
>Same with Fluttershy, though you're unsure about her
>She could either be really easy, or impossible
>You've seen Fluttershy give you some strange, almost devious looks before, but you've never had an awkward moment with her or anything
>Then there's Pinkie Pie
>Oh god, Pinkie Pie
>She breaks the forth wall all over the place, just imagine you being able to do it too!
>She might be a fun one to get, and well worth it too
>There's just one problem with all of this though
>Just how were you going to accomplish any of this without any other p0ny ever finding out about it?
>Going through with any of this could ruin friendships, especially any chance you have with Dash
>If you gained any of Lyra's spell knowledge, you'll have to think about what you took from her
>Perhaps there's some kind of spell to erase short-term memory or something
>If you don't know it, it no-doubt exists in a spell book in Twilight's library
>As you consider this, you realize you haven't left her house yet

>You walk over to some bookcases and start scanning for spell books
>"Need help man?"
"Oh Spike, yeah, I'm looking for a spell book."
>"Right there."
>You turn to Spike and see him pointing up to a top shelf
>Sure enough, the particular shelf is full spell books
"I'm looking for some kind of spell that could erase somep0ny's short term memory. Any ideas?"
>"Probably in Minor Spells 102."
>What the hell is this, a college text-book?
>Without hesitation, you snatch the book and open it up
>After a few minutes, you manage to find the exact spell you're looking for
>It can erase up to an hour of someone's memory
>Normally you wouldn't have any idea how to decifer the unique spell writings in this book, but apparently you did grab some knowledge from Lyra
>It was clear as day, and very easy to understand
>With that, you close the book and return it to it's position
"Well that was easier than I thought. Thanks Spike, catch ya later."
>"Uh yeah, have a good one."

>You leave Twilight's house with all the confidence in the world
>You can now try to "acquire power" from any p0ny you want, and if your plans go south you can just erase their memory and they'll never be the wiser!
>This was too good
>And too easy
>Even if you were to succeed at first, no way would it last
>You ponder for a minute about how just a day ago you would have hardly thought about doing anything like this
>That little encounter with Lyra really sparked something in you though
>And you know what?
>You weren't complaining