I'm not sure if you're still checking this and posting, but just in case, here's mine. For background, I'm a 32 year old guy with a decent career, but I have no friends and have never had sex or even been on a date or kissed anyone in my life. I don't want to say exactly when this happened in the unlikely event that an internet detective wants to find who I am, but not too long ago I attended a work related conference in Thailand. For weeks I researched and fantasized about getting a prostitute there and finally losing my virginity. Even more pathetically, I had plans to ask her to come back with me and marry me in exchange for a greencard if we got along well enough. I had about 20,000 dollars in savings I was willing to part with in case she had a pimp or something I'd have to buy her from, plus travel costs.

So, I arrive in Thailand, give my talk the first day there and hit the streets that night to see what I could find. I quickly met a beautiful girl in the first bar I went to, basically the exact face and body type I had fantasized about. She could tell I was nervous, I could barely even hold a conversation, but eventually we head to her room. She gave me a price of 2000 baht (roughly 60 USD). I handed her 5000 because I thought that would guarantee a better time. She acts confused and tries to give it back and I try to explain it's a tip. Eventually she just shrugs and puts it in her bag and tells me to get undressed and heads to the bathroom to do the same I guess.

I get naked and lay on the bed. When she comes out and sees me I can see a look of revulsion she failed to hide enough. To the surprise of probably nobody, I am quite obese and very hairy. She manages to go back to her professional face and gets in bed. She starts doing her thing, but all I can think of is that disgusted look she gave me and I can't get hard, at all. After like 5 minutes of that she says "whats wrong? you gay?" and I decided I needed to get out. I said sorry and started putting my clothes back on while she keeps asking me what's wrong. I started to cry a little and kept saying I'm sorry and gave her another 2000 baht which made her even more confused. She followed me out and started getting kind of mad and calling me names, mostly accusing me of being gay. I spent the rest of the trip holed up in my hotel room drinking.

Anyway that's my confession of the time I paid a Thai prostitute about 200 dollars for 10 minutes of humiliation and an unsuccessful handjob while getting called a "big gay baby".