<?php
/**
 * @package Hello_Tempz
 * @version 1.0
 */

function hello_tempz_get_lyric() {
    /** These are the lyrics to Next Hype */
    $lyrics = "What kind of things that you have
When I find out don't expect me to stop
I'll come for the P's that you stack
And come for all the food that you blot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don't wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I'll clear out your house on the spot
(CLEAR!) All the things in your house
(CLEAR!) All the things in your fridge
(SMASH!) All your plates from your rack
(CLEAR!) All of your kids' toys
(CLEAR!) All of your CD rack
Won't get none of your CD's back
Drag off your curtain rail from the wall
Kick off your HDTV from the stand
Run up on stairs into rooms
Flip the mattress and search for the cash
Make man look down the barrel of a mash
It's not worth your life, just cough up the scratch
It's too late to lock up the latch
I can smell the crow, just pull out the batch
I'm not here to cotch or relax
And drink your wine here just pull out the bags
I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don't know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You're not bad you're a mug don't think you're a guy
When I slap man you won't be alright
Catch man on the field flying his kite
Roll man down on the grass with a knife
Watch as his friends disperse out of sight from afar
I can hear screams from his wife
Run after man let me draw for his life
Blood's pouring I got stains off the knife
Leave guys dead in the field over night
I'm sick, when I dream I won't think of them twice";

    // Here we split it into lines
    $lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics );

    // And then randomly choose a line
    return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] );
}

// This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later
function hello_tempz() {
    $chosen = hello_tempz_get_lyric();
    echo "<p id='dolly'>$chosen</p>";
}

// Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_notices action is called
add_action( 'admin_notices', 'hello_tempz' );

// We need some CSS to position the paragraph
function tempz_css() {
    // This makes sure that the positioning is also good for right-to-left languages
    $x = is_rtl() ? 'left' : 'right';

    echo "
    <style type='text/css'>
    #dolly {
        float: $x;
        padding-$x: 15px;
        padding-top: 5px;
        margin: 0;
        font-size: 11px;
    }
    </style>
    ";
}

add_action( 'admin_head', 'tempz_css' );

?>