DS2 All Bosses Melee with all DLC

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All bosses with all the bosses, not some of them, all of them
You MUST be this cool to do this route -> http://youtu.be/hQ_QSOfcKu0?t=5s

- Pick explorer class, start with Homeward Bone
- Kill Maughlin for his armor with witching urns
- Pick up the soul by the blacksmith
- Hit X on Emerald Herald
- Light the bonfire
- Head towards Cardinal Tower
- Pop the soul while the door is opening
- Grab the bone in the river
- What are you a small child? Buckle your own shoes without picking up the buckler
- Light or rest at Cardinal Tower Bonfire
- Buy a club and 4 firebombs from Melentia and send her to Majula
- Use firebomb to unlock shortcut
@ Beat up Last Giant with your club with ooze on it

- Take elevator back up, pop soul on elevator
@ Roll and ballista twice to kill Pursuer

- Take eagle ride, warp back to Majula
- Pop pursuer soul
- Buy 3 brightbugs and the blacksmith key from Melentia
- Talk to her for the +1 silver ring (and put it on)
- Open blacksmith door, level up 14 END 12 DEX
- Pick up the bow in the chest
- Buy 11 wooden arrows, 9 titanite shards, +3 rapier, +2 mace
- Head towards dragon rider
@ Kill Dragon Rider with fall off strats

- Light bonfire
- Ignore Licia
@ Murder Old Dragonslayer with oozed rapier

- Bone back
- Put on that old leo ring and pop souls on long elevator
- Pick up the 3 dark pine resin
- Shoot the bell and do the fancy skip
@ Kill Flexile Sentry with dark resin rapier (you can buff while waiting for the boat if you did the jump perfectly)

- Warp back to Majula
- Level up up to 12 VGR 25 END 20 DEX
- Buy cat ring, 10 bones, 10 skulls (you can almost make a whole skeleton man with these)
@ Kill Royal Rat Vanguard with something

- Grab the branch of yore YO! (not the branch of YO)
- Light first bonfire in Black Gulch
@ Kill The Rotten Man with ooze rapier

- Go through the DLC optimally, picking up the flynns ring (and put it on) and getting the bonfires and such
- You can pop some souls when waiting for things to open/rotate/move
- Warp back to Majula
- Level up 30 END 20 STR
- Buy 3 brightbugs from Melentia and some life gems
- Head towards Huntsmans Copse
- Spin the contraption
- You can go do chariot right now if you reaaaaally want to
@ Kill skeleton lords with your mace

- Send Ore Lady back to Majula
- Grab the titanite chunk in the first poison pool
@ Kill Covetous Demon with the rapier (just rapier on every boss from here on out)

@ Kill Mytha Snake lady with dark resin

- Maybe go back to level? (if you do, get ooze)
@ Murder Smelter Demon with dark resin

- Grab those flame butterflies
@ Kill Old Iron King with ooze

- Grab the first bonfire in the 2nd DLC
- Warp back to Majula then
- +7 your rapier
- Buy some 15 ooze from Guile the ladderdude (sonic boom) and some brightbugs/healing stuff from melentia
- Probably can not afford to level up
- Save 95k souls
- Buy bugs from melentia
- Bones by benhart
- Get the crossroads bonfire
- Go buy 25 resin from Vengarl
- Grab the Chloranthy Ring +1 (and use it)
- Talk to gandalf, grab bonfire
@ Kill Scorpion Lady (RESIN)

- Grab the bonfire, we will do mr biggy rats later
@ Kill the Prowling Magus with resin

@ Kill Freja with resin

- You can warp to majula to get some more bright bugs if you want
- Warp to Lost Bastille
@ Go kill Ruin Sentinels

- Take the bonfire
@ Kill Gargoyles

@ Kill Lost Sinner

- Maybe warp to Majula, maybe buy brightbugs, maybe level
- Head towards Drangleic Castle
- While in the shrine of winter, take the portal to the DLC and grab the bonfire there and run back out
- Kill lizard on way to castle for chunks/slab (ooze before him)
- Rest at first bonfire in Castle
- Go talk to Gandalf, he is past the bridge of Khazad-dûm
@ Murder Dragon Riders

- Do the stuff, go up the long ass elevator, bone back
- Grab the 3 alluring skulls in the hallway before the boss
@ Murder Mirror Knight

- Take off the flynns ring when running by the big mushroom dude, he tends to break it
- Grab the red iron twinblade
@ Murder Demon of Song

- Talk to agadyne, buy 13 mushrooms from him and ring of thorns, USE mushrooms to heal, save time using 1 item vs many life gems over the course of a boss fight, make sure thought to save 1 for throne watchers and 2 for ivory king, and use ring of thorns when using twinblade, free damage
- Take the second bonfire in the crypt
@ Murder Velstadt and his large bell too

- Buy 6 shards, 6 large shards and 8 chunks from ore lady
- Buy an ascetic as well
- +10 your Twinblade and rapier
- Buy a Falchion from the blacksmith as well
- Level up 40 STR
- Pick up the RTSR if you want on the way to Aldias keep
@ Murder Guardian Dragon

@ Murder Ancient Dragon then Murder him some more ooze

@ Murder Giant Lord

@ Kill Executioners Chariot because SOULS

- Warp to DLC1
@ Gank The Havel Gank Squad (parry with the falchion)

@ Murder Elajjaz (OOZE) in cold blood...I mean Elana

- You can pop some souls while waiting for this door to open
@ Kill Sinh (OOZE) and save Spira from the cycle of the rebirth of Yu Yevon with

- Go buy 3 more bright bugs
- Go level up 40 VGR rest into ADP
- Warp to DLC3
- Turn off your music, turn up sound effects
@ Kill Invisible Aava (mushroom, bug, twinblade, practice this fight a ton, it's doable, use multiple mushrooms if you need)

- You can totally skip this bonfire
- Talk to frozen queen lady to defrost things
- Use twinblade to kill adds before the boss, use bright bug + weapon buff
- Use elizabeth mushroom, bright bug, weapon buff, RAPIER, fight boss by his spawn, ignore the adds that spawn, this requires practice
@ Kill Old Ivory Buttery King

- Bone back to DLC 1st bonfire (or warp if you grabbed the bonfire before queen)
- Run towards garrison key and grab it, RUN OUT OF THE CAVE and head to 2cat boss
- You can skip all the bonfires if you want
@ Kill The Two Cat

- Go do DLC2
- Use skulls to help get past big gates that open with levers
- Rapier for next 3 bosses (and don not forget the old leo ring)
@ Kill Blue Smelter Demon (blue da ba dee) (use 1 mushroom)

@ Kill Fumey Knight

@ Kill Sir Allone

- Warp to Black Gulch
- Kill the giants, bone back
- Ascetic the bonfire
- Talk to Gandalf, join cov, do dungeon
- Kill the giants again for 1 more soul of a giant
- Warp to shaded ruins
- Go do that darklurker dungeon
- Warp to the doors of pharros then
@ Kill Royal Rat Authority with ooze/resin?

@ Kill Vendrick (4 souls) with rapier ooze

- Warp to Drangleic castle
- Grab Faraam Set
@ Make Darklurker Deadlurker

- Bone back right away
- Equip faram set, rapier, all your good rings, face tank watcher, laugh at the no stagger
@ Murder Throne Watchers (Watchmen was a great Graphic Novel) (with ooze/resin?)

@ Murder Nashandra