Serious Derp

(1:30:04 PM) Mesmeratio: Glun!
(1:30:24 PM) Glun: Yohai!
(1:30:35 PM) Mesmeratio: More fine gothic music!
(1:30:50 PM) ***moomoohk pukes
(1:30:56 PM) Mesmeratio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa2qkdbt46Q
(1:31:00 PM) Glun: Slow down, I'm already watching my last episode before bed x3
(1:31:24 PM) Mesmeratio: Alrighty, multitasking is very ungentlemanly anyway
(1:31:26 PM) Glun: But it shalt be saved!
(1:31:29 PM) Mesmeratio: Good!
(1:31:47 PM) Glun: Heh
(1:32:00 PM) moomoohk: does that mean that if you suck at multitasking you're a gent?
(1:32:04 PM) Mesmeratio: Also, Moomoohk, stop with the bulimia already, you are not fat! believe us!
(1:32:17 PM) Mesmeratio: No, if you suck at multitasking you're human.
(1:32:30 PM) Mesmeratio: 'cause everyone sucks at multitasking.
(1:32:35 PM) moomoohk: so people who are good at multitasking are subhuman?
(1:32:38 PM) Glun: No moo, but you are a chair if you have four legs. This means you.
(1:32:41 PM) Mesmeratio: Anyone who says they don't lies.
(1:32:50 PM) moomoohk: i have 3 legs glun
(1:32:54 PM) moomoohk: (if you know what i mean)
(1:32:56 PM) Mesmeratio: Multitasking is utterly impossible.
(1:33:02 PM) Glun: Then you are a stool
(1:33:04 PM) moomoohk is now known as stool
(1:33:09 PM) stool: way ahead of you
(1:33:18 PM) Glun: Haha
(1:33:25 PM) Mesmeratio is now known as toad
(1:33:28 PM) toad: on top of you
(1:33:34 PM) Glun: Bwahaha
(1:33:38 PM) stool: EW
(1:33:46 PM) toad: Sit still!
(1:33:49 PM) Glun is now known as Gnome
(1:33:51 PM) stool: GET THE FUUUUU
(1:33:52 PM) stool: NUU
(1:33:53 PM) toad: ...
(1:33:53 PM) stool: GERROFF
(1:34:00 PM) stool: YER ALL SLIMY
(1:34:01 PM) Gnome: Aaaand I top the hierarchy.
(1:34:08 PM) Gnome: Giddyup!
(1:34:09 PM) stool: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK
(1:34:34 PM) toad: Can someone please morph into ron weasly for some gnome tossing?
(1:34:35 PM) ***Kooz returns to find a odd site and turns right back around and leaves
(1:34:59 PM) Gnome: Also Mesmer, instead of advancing in the book, I tried shuffling left-handedly. My gods did that make a difference xD
(1:35:10 PM) stool: KOOZ
(1:35:11 PM) toad: ...you're left handed?
(1:35:13 PM) stool: HELP ME
(1:35:18 PM) Gnome: No, I'm not
(1:35:24 PM) Gnome: I didn't say it was a positive difference =p
(1:35:27 PM) stool: PLEASE
(1:35:31 PM) stool: I'M SPLINTERING
(1:35:33 PM) toad: Ah.
(1:35:40 PM) ***DavidSlain takes a baseball bat to the whole assembly
(1:35:41 PM) ***Kooz has left to far away and can't hear the cries of help
(1:35:49 PM) toad: Have you gotten as far as the injog already?
(1:35:54 PM) stool: AUGH
(1:35:55 PM) ***Gnome runs after Kooz with his gnome speed
(1:35:59 PM) toad: Or some controls?
(1:35:59 PM) ***stool topples over
(1:36:11 PM) Gnome: Ach, won't ya healp a puir bugger in need?
(1:36:19 PM) ***toad feels rather naked without a stool.
(1:36:22 PM) stool: SOMEONE HELP ME UP
(1:36:24 PM) Kooz: eh?
(1:36:25 PM) DavidSlain: I'll END YOUR PROBLEMS FOREVER
(1:36:27 PM) Gnome: Hehe
(1:36:30 PM) DavidSlain: YA MIDGET!
(1:36:38 PM) stool: WHO YOU CALLIN MIDGET YOU COW
(1:36:40 PM) DavidSlain: GET BACK HERE
(1:36:45 PM) Gnome: I really need an ereader
(1:36:52 PM) ***DavidSlain swings baseball bat wildly
(1:36:55 PM) stool: HELP ME UP DAMMIT
(1:36:59 PM) stool: AUGH AUGH AUGH
(1:36:59 PM) Gnome: I just keep forgetting to open those pdfs
(1:37:10 PM) toad: I usually do too.
(1:37:11 PM) ***Gnome zips back to the stool and kicks it upright
(1:37:12 PM) ***DavidSlain dual wields the stool and the baseball bat
(1:37:17 PM) toad: But the book is 10euros at bol.
(1:37:20 PM) Gnome: Oh shi-!
(1:37:23 PM) stool: LET GO OF ME YOU OAF!
(1:37:33 PM) toad: Please kiss me david!
(1:37:39 PM) toad: =D
(1:37:58 PM) ***DavidSlain attempts to pound the stool and baseball bat on the toad
(1:38:04 PM) stool: AUUUUUUUGH
(1:38:14 PM) Gnome is now known as Admiral_AcGnome
(1:38:16 PM) toad: *poof*
(1:38:16 PM) Admiral_AcGnome: It's a trap!
(1:38:17 PM) stool: SOMEBODY STOP AND RESTRAIN THIS MADMAAAAAAN
(1:38:21 PM) toad is now known as cabbage
(1:38:25 PM) cabbage: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID
(1:38:46 PM) Admiral_AcGnome: Fire the cannons!
(1:38:54 PM) stool: NO YOU FOOL! YOU'LL HIT ME!
(1:39:02 PM) ***DavidSlain holds the stool in front of him
(1:39:14 PM) stool: (just wanna stop and point out that mishael would love this)
(1:39:15 PM) ***Admiral_AcGnome looks behind him and sees no fleet
(1:39:21 PM) Admiral_AcGnome: …guys?
(1:39:24 PM) Admiral_AcGnome: Fire the...
(1:39:25 PM) Admiral_AcGnome: ...oh
(1:39:43 PM) Admiral_AcGnome: It's a trap!
(1:39:45 PM) cabbage is now known as Fleet_floating_on_cabbage_soup
(1:39:45 PM) DavidSlain: CHARRRRRGGEEEE!
(1:39:52 PM) Fleet_floating_on_cabbage_soup: BOMBS AWAY
(1:40:04 PM) ***Admiral_AcGnome runs for cover
(1:40:11 PM) ***DavidSlain slips on the cabbage, sending the stool flying
(1:40:12 PM) stool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(1:40:17 PM) stool: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
(1:40:21 PM) ***Fleet_floating_on_cabbage_soup fires little cabbages at David.
(1:40:29 PM) ***stool lands hard
(1:40:32 PM) stool: MY LEG
(1:40:32 PM) DavidSlain: ugh I HATE cabbage
(1:40:35 PM) stool: OH GOD MY LEG
(1:40:41 PM) stool: I'M...
(1:40:44 PM) stool: I'M...
(1:40:49 PM) stool: I'M A DAMN EASLE!!!!!
(1:40:52 PM) stool is now known as easle
(1:40:56 PM) easle: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
(1:40:59 PM) Fleet_floating_on_cabbage_soup: Nice!
(1:41:02 PM) ***DavidSlain thinks that it's a good thing we're talking about a furniture stool because the alternative is kind of gross
(1:41:19 PM) easle: AUGH I'M ALL USELESS NOW
(1:41:39 PM) ***DavidSlain gets inspiration and picks up some small cabbage
(1:41:41 PM) ***Admiral_AcGnome puts a canvas on moo
(1:41:57 PM) easle: GET THAT SHITE OFF ME
(1:42:00 PM) ***DavidSlain bats the small cabbages at the canvas
(1:42:05 PM) easle: GAH! AUGH!
(1:42:06 PM) DavidSlain: modern art
(1:42:09 PM) DavidSlain: :D
(1:42:14 PM) ***easle pukes
(1:42:25 PM) Fleet_floating_on_cabbage_soup is now known as vomit
(1:42:25 PM) ***Admiral_AcGnome smears the juices around a little with his gnome beard
(1:42:31 PM) vomit: Action paiting!
(1:42:34 PM) vomit: painting*
(1:42:37 PM) DavidSlain: AH! A MIDGET!
(1:42:50 PM) ***DavidSlain runs at the gnome again with the slime covered bat
Unknown command.
(1:43:09 PM) easle: FINALLY I'M RID OF THAT MADMAN
(1:43:11 PM) Admiral_AcGnome: AUGH
(1:43:13 PM) ***DavidSlain slips in the vomit
(1:43:21 PM) ***Admiral_AcGnome gallops headlong into a wall
(1:43:22 PM) easle: I CAN NOW ROT IN PEACE
(1:43:31 PM) DavidSlain: what the hell is making the floor so slippery?
(1:43:34 PM) ***easle poofs into a puff of wooden splinters
(1:43:34 PM) Admiral_AcGnome is now known as GnomePancake
(1:43:42 PM) ***vomit envelops david in a warm, sour-tasting embrace.
(1:43:46 PM) easle is now known as moomoohk
(1:43:49 PM) GnomePancake: I feel so flat
(1:43:51 PM) DavidSlain: ugh
(1:43:56 PM) DavidSlain: eww
(1:44:07 PM) ***DavidSlain wakes up in bed, screaming
(1:44:16 PM) GnomePancake is now known as Glun
(1:44:21 PM) Glun: David? What's up?
(1:44:24 PM) DavidSlain: ok, that's the last time I have soup before bed
(1:44:28 PM) DavidSlain: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(1:44:34 PM) Glun: Went down bad, eh?
(1:44:37 PM) DavidSlain: what the hell are you doing in my bed???!!??!?!
(1:44:46 PM) Glun: You should stop falling asleep in the coffee roo- Wait, what?
(1:44:54 PM) ***Glun stares at the sheets
(1:45:04 PM) ***Glun shrugs and turns over
(1:45:04 PM) ***DavidSlain looks around again
(1:45:05 PM) vomit is now known as Mare
(1:45:22 PM) DavidSlain: what the hell am I doing in YOUR bed???!?!?!
(1:45:28 PM) ***Mare flies out of the window.
(1:45:29 PM) ***DavidSlain flees
(1:45:52 PM) ***DavidSlain slips on vomit
(1:45:59 PM) DavidSlain: are you kidding me?
(1:46:01 PM) Glun: What I'm worried about is why there's vomit about the place
(1:46:10 PM) DavidSlain: had to be moo
(1:46:14 PM) DavidSlain: last night was hell
(1:46:16 PM) Glun: And why is moo passed out in the shower?
(1:46:34 PM) ***Mare transforms into disguised form.
(1:46:37 PM) Mare is now known as Mesmeratio
(1:46:39 PM) DavidSlain: we had all that java and then the booze
(1:46:44 PM) DavidSlain: not a good combo
(1:46:49 PM) Kooz: must have been one hell of a party...
(1:46:53 PM) DavidSlain: then moo made a few dick jokes
(1:46:54 PM) Kooz: and I"m not cleaning this up...
(1:46:57 PM) Glun: Coding! Agh, addictive stuff
(1:47:13 PM) DavidSlain: that too
(1:47:17 PM) Glun: Oh hey Kooz, what are you doing *under* my bed?
(1:47:17 PM) DavidSlain: but the coffee was worse
(1:47:32 PM) ***moomoohk coughs into consciousness
(1:47:35 PM) moomoohk: AUGH
(1:47:35 PM) Glun: Yeah, I shouldn't have tried making the coffee. I apologise for that.
(1:47:38 PM) Kooz: Glun, you must be drunk, I just walked in...
(1:47:39 PM) moomoohk: what happened to me
(1:47:46 PM) moomoohk: why am in a shower
(1:47:48 PM) DavidSlain: you were an easel
(1:47:51 PM) Glun: Oh wait, you're right, I'm on the ceiling.
(1:47:54 PM) ***Mesmeratio steps out of the bedroom mirror.
(1:47:54 PM) Glun: How did I get here?
(1:48:01 PM) moomoohk: who's fucking shower is this?
(1:48:03 PM) Mesmeratio: Good evening folks!
(1:48:05 PM) moomoohk: WHY AM I NAMED
(1:48:07 PM) moomoohk: NAKED*
(1:48:09 PM) DavidSlain: oh, who put a hole in the mirror
(1:48:14 PM) Glun: Oh hey mesmer
(1:48:20 PM) DavidSlain: well moo, you tried to prove how big your dick was
(1:48:24 PM) ***DavidSlain glances
(1:48:29 PM) ***DavidSlain is not impressed
(1:48:30 PM) moomoohk: EEK
(1:48:36 PM) ***moomoohk covers groin
(1:48:48 PM) moomoohk: how the hell did i get here
(1:48:52 PM) mishael1_: what what what?
(1:48:53 PM) moomoohk: get me a damn shirt
(1:48:55 PM) ***Kooz just continues to look in Glun's direction and just shakes head
(1:48:59 PM) moomoohk: towel
(1:49:01 PM) moomoohk: anything
(1:49:06 PM) Glun: Why are you staring at me?
(1:49:07 PM) moomoohk: mishael get over here
(1:49:10 PM) ***DavidSlain hands him a sheet
(1:49:14 PM) ***moomoohk wears mishael as a loincloth
(1:49:16 PM) moomoohk: no need dave
(1:49:18 PM) DavidSlain: eww
(1:49:20 PM) Glun: Are you still upset about how bad my frst attempt at coffee was? D:
(1:49:24 PM) Kooz: cause, from the conversation happening behind me, I don't want to look any where else
(1:49:34 PM) Glun: ...
(1:49:37 PM) Glun: I can live with that
(1:49:40 PM) DavidSlain: lol
(1:49:50 PM) DavidSlain: it
(1:49:53 PM) DavidSlain: is ok now
(1:49:56 PM) Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: i never quit the game
(1:49:58 PM) Minelord: [g] Lord moomoohk: wat
(1:49:58 PM) DavidSlain: he's covered with mishael
(1:50:00 PM) Minelord: [moomoohk disconnected]
(1:50:02 PM) ***Mesmeratio sneaks off to make tea and scrounge for biscuits.
(1:50:11 PM) ***DavidSlain needs to work more
(1:50:12 PM) Kooz: that sounds even worse, David.
(1:50:16 PM) moomoohk: yeah kooz i'm decent
(1:50:18 PM) ***Glun feels the sheets around him slipping and flails for a moment to grab a hold of them again
(1:50:37 PM) ***DavidSlain and stop laughing in the middle of a populated office
(1:50:50 PM) DavidSlain: see you guys later
(1:50:54 PM) Kooz: bye
(1:50:56 PM) mishael1: what the fuck guys?
(1:50:56 PM) ***DavidSlain bails
(1:51:01 PM) ***Mesmeratio comes back with tea and some biscuits
(1:51:02 PM) Glun: Bye then x3
(1:51:06 PM) Glun: Oh yes, do!
(1:51:09 PM) Mesmeratio: David! 't was tea time!
(1:51:11 PM) mishael1: i can;t get what happens?
(1:51:11 PM) ***Daemon launches out of spontaneous swimming pool
(1:51:19 PM) mishael1: or happened?
(1:51:21 PM) Daemon: ...?
(1:51:21 PM) ***DavidSlain is 'murican
(1:51:23 PM) mishael1: toads?
(1:51:29 PM) mishael1: defucks?
(1:51:32 PM) moomoohk: mishael shut up
(1:51:33 PM) ***DavidSlain 's teatime is whenever he wants it
(1:51:35 PM) moomoohk: when you talk it tickles
(1:51:40 PM) Kooz: you missed one hell of a party, Mishael
(1:51:46 PM) mishael1: :(
(1:51:49 PM) mishael1: i can see
(1:51:53 PM) mishael1: i love those
(1:52:01 PM) mishael1: sob
(1:52:09 PM) Glun: He only missed it because moo knocked him out with a baseball bat at the start of his toast
(1:52:15 PM) Glun: Was a good speech though
(1:52:18 PM) moomoohk: that wasn't me
(1:52:18 PM) mishael1: read about the thing mesmer showed
(1:52:26 PM) moomoohk: was that me?
(1:52:29 PM) ***Kooz burries her face in a hand, grimacing with a sigh, knowing what is unfolding around her
(1:52:31 PM) moomoohk: WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANYTHING
(1:52:40 PM) moomoohk: oh is mishael unfolding?
(1:52:40 PM) moomoohk: shit
(1:52:44 PM) ozzie: meow
(1:52:46 PM) ozzie: !players
(1:52:46 PM) Minelord: Online (1/60): Johnno2589
(1:52:47 PM) Glun: lol
(1:52:48 PM) ***moomoohk tightens mishael around his groin
(1:52:53 PM) ***Daemon stands confused next to spontaneous swimming pool
(1:52:58 PM) mishael1: i have the hole thing above
(1:53:02 PM) Kooz: THAT"S NOT WHAT I MEANT! XD
(1:53:11 PM) mishael1: just moved another comp
(1:53:18 PM) moomoohk: oh good cuz this was getting tight
(1:53:23 PM) ***moomoohk loosens mishael up a bit
(1:53:33 PM) Glun: If everyone would like to get out of my bedroom please?
(1:53:49 PM) Kooz: gladly
(1:53:50 PM) moomoohk: i'm still in your damn showed
(1:53:52 PM) moomoohk: shower*
(1:54:04 PM) ***Daemon didn't know he was in Glun's bedroom
(1:54:12 PM) Glun: AUGH DAEMON
(1:54:18 PM) ***Glun falls off the ceiling in surprise
(1:54:19 PM) mishael1_: defuck?
(1:54:22 PM) Glun: Where'd you come from?
(1:54:23 PM) ***Kooz turns away, trying to avoid looking in Moo's direction and walks out the door.  A line of cruses soon echo from down the hall *
(1:54:36 PM) Daemon: the spontaneous swimming pool, like I said...
(1:54:38 PM) ***mishael1_ upears to be jumping up and down on gluns bed...
(1:54:39 PM) ***moomoohk follows kooz out the door
(1:54:46 PM) Mesmeratio: Want some tea, though?
(1:54:47 PM) moomoohk: AUGH MISHAEL WHAT THE FUCK
(1:54:49 PM) moomoohk: GET BACK HERE
(1:54:55 PM) Minelord: [DaftWerk connected]
(1:54:59 PM) ***Mesmeratio puts platter on a suitable platform.
(1:55:01 PM) Knucis: omg
(1:55:01 PM) Knucis: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=do+the+harlem+shake&oq=do+the+&gs_l=youtube.3.0.0l10.1976.2786.0.3984.7.7.0.0.0.0.137.628.5j2.7.0...0.0...1ac.1.beWt9tKQK6o
(1:55:02 PM) Glun: Tea would be lovely
(1:55:02 PM) Knucis: guys
(1:55:05 PM) Knucis: open that link ^
(1:55:05 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: hey
(1:55:05 PM) ***mishael1_ stops moo
(1:55:09 PM) Knucis: and just watch
(1:55:12 PM) mishael1_: moo what do u wear?
(1:55:17 PM) moomoohk: i'm naked!
(1:55:32 PM) mishael1_: O.o
(1:55:38 PM) DavidSlain:  OH MY GOD
(1:55:42 PM) Kooz: OH MY GOSH!  WHAT THE HELL??
(1:55:42 PM) moomoohk: you were my loincloth!
(1:55:45 PM) DavidSlain: KNUCIS YOU BASTARD
(1:55:46 PM) Kooz: YT, you drunk! XD
(1:55:53 PM) mishael1_: oh
(1:56:23 PM) mishael1_: that link
(1:56:25 PM) mishael1_: fits
(1:56:31 PM) ***Glun emerges from his bedroom in his gentlemanly dressing gown and slippers
(1:56:37 PM) mishael1_: to what i am about to do to moo
(1:56:48 PM) Glun: I don't know what I just missed, but I think I'm glad I did miss it.
(1:57:01 PM) ***mishael1_ starts dancing towards glun
(1:57:11 PM) mishael1_: you should
(1:57:16 PM) mishael1_: sorry for that thing
(1:57:23 PM) Knucis: why am I a bastard? D:!!!
(1:57:25 PM) ***Daemon emerges from Glun's bedroom, wet
(1:57:26 PM) ***Mesmeratio takes out a flintlock pistol and shoots the screen.
(1:57:28 PM) ***Glun catches mishael's wrist and tosses him at moo
(1:57:28 PM) mishael1_: u don't know about
(1:57:33 PM) Glun: Git over there
(1:57:45 PM) ***mishael1_ holded gluns clothes
(1:57:49 PM) DavidSlain: Knucis, you're marvelous
(1:57:59 PM) ***mishael1_ puts gluns clothes on moo
(1:58:07 PM) mishael1_: better
(1:58:07 PM) Glun: Hey!
(1:58:20 PM) Knucis: :3
(1:58:23 PM) ***DavidSlain really needs to stop reading this
(1:58:23 PM) Knucis: I like that better
(1:58:24 PM) Glun: Dammit mishael, you don't know where moo's been D:
(1:58:28 PM) mishael1_: wear a proper cloth then!
(1:58:38 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: johnnnossss
(1:58:39 PM) ***DavidSlain really really needs to top laughing
(1:58:54 PM) ***mishael1_ slaps moo
(1:58:57 PM) mishael1_: shame on u
(1:59:05 PM) mishael1_: there are girls here
(1:59:20 PM) mishael1_: glun- back to your room
(1:59:21 PM) Mesmeratio: Yes, think of poor mooh.
(1:59:26 PM) ***Glun hands David a roll of gaffer tape and give him a brief speech concerning the bext anti-laughing device in the world
(1:59:31 PM) ***Kooz is just found curled up in the corner, crying * MYYY EYES!!!
(1:59:38 PM) Psi left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving).
(1:59:49 PM) mishael1_: oh
(1:59:50 PM) ***Daemon wonders where he is
(1:59:51 PM) mishael1_: moo
(1:59:52 PM) ***Glun waddles up to Kooz and offers her some gaffer tape for her eyes
(2:00:05 PM) mishael1_: what did u say u used me for when i was unconsious?
(2:00:09 PM) Mesmeratio: Best antilaughing device?
(2:00:11 PM) Mesmeratio: Easy!
(2:00:20 PM) mishael1_: glun
(2:00:21 PM) Glun: Gaffer tape.
(2:00:22 PM) Mesmeratio: Hey moohmoohk, pop us a joke!
(2:00:24 PM) mishael1_: u r naked
(2:00:27 PM) Kooz: õ_________ô
(2:00:31 PM) Glun: I am?
(2:00:35 PM) mishael1_: ....
(2:00:37 PM) mishael1_: yes
(2:00:39 PM) Glun: Did you just steal my dressing gown?
(2:00:41 PM) ***Glun looks down
(2:00:47 PM) ***DavidSlain expects moo to say 'dicks hahaha'
(2:00:49 PM) mishael1_: i gave your clothes to moo......
(2:00:58 PM) Glun: Oh goodness.
(2:01:06 PM) Kooz: Glun... just... kindly walk away...
(2:01:11 PM) ***mishael1_ laughs too hard!!!!1
(2:01:12 PM) Glun: What on earth did you undress me for?
(2:01:23 PM) Kooz: Im not that kind of girl...
(2:01:29 PM) Mesmeratio: Want to borrow my waistcoat ?
(2:01:35 PM) mishael1_: moo is worst u know..
(2:01:43 PM) ***Glun turns to Kooz
(2:01:45 PM) Glun: And what is that supposed to mean?
(2:01:51 PM) mishael1_: i think we agree on that
(2:02:15 PM) mishael1_: and what did u do with me moo?
(2:02:16 PM) Mesmeratio: Why is everything turning up udnressed in this house?
(2:02:17 PM) ***Kooz turns head away *  just... just go....  goooooo...
(2:02:24 PM) ***Glun throws his hands in the air in exhasperation
(2:02:28 PM) Glun: Well I never!
(2:02:56 PM) ***Glun struts back into his bedroom, insulted
(2:03:08 PM) mishael1_: as i told u to do!
(2:03:12 PM) mishael1_: good boy!
(2:03:21 PM) mishael1_: had to do it before though...
(2:03:23 PM) ***Glun returns shortly after, wearing a simple yukata
(2:03:23 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: le johnno
(2:03:27 PM) Mesmeratio: Moo just ought to give Glun's clothes back, all he needs is a biscuit to hide his nudity.
(2:03:29 PM) mishael1_: when i told u to
(2:03:29 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: boo
(2:03:33 PM) mishael1_: shame on u!
(2:03:44 PM) Glun: You, mishael, are no longer welcome in my house D:
(2:03:48 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: :o
(2:04:08 PM) Daemon: why are we in Glun's house?
(2:04:10 PM) ***mishael1_ walks out of the warehouse
(2:04:14 PM) mishael1_: well
(2:04:14 PM) ***Glun adjusts the yukata
(2:04:27 PM) Mesmeratio: Because David and Mooh crashed the place with booze an dick jokes.
(2:04:27 PM) mishael1_: at least i am not moo's clothes anymore
(2:04:29 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: i need to request planning permissions
(2:04:42 PM) Minelord: * Sir Ozzie wants to tunnel your land
(2:04:46 PM) Mesmeratio: And I was haunting David's dreams.
(2:04:52 PM) Glun: Some party happened without my consent. Coding was involved. Dangerous stuff.
(2:04:53 PM) moomoohk: a biscuit?
(2:04:57 PM) Mesmeratio: And you, Daemon, are just a pervert.
(2:05:06 PM) moomoohk: like a dog biscuit or a dinosaur biscuit
(2:05:15 PM) Daemon is now known as PuppyDaemon
(2:05:19 PM) ***PuppyDaemon is innocent
(2:05:23 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: lol
(2:05:28 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: denied at present time lol
(2:05:33 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: okies
(2:05:44 PM) ***mishael1_ tpahere moomoohk
(2:05:48 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: im just figuring out train stations - and the headache
(2:05:49 PM) ***Glun looks at Kooz
(2:05:51 PM) moomoohk: ……what
(2:05:55 PM) Mesmeratio: More like a fortune cookie, moo.
(2:06:00 PM) Glun: Well, everyone's properly dressed now
(2:06:08 PM) Glun: You may remove the gaffer tape from your eyes
(2:06:14 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: want to get this bit done first lol. my tower needs lifting if you want to get to tunnels quicker :D
(2:06:14 PM) ***PuppyDaemon was swimming and ended up in spontaneous swimming pool
(2:06:15 PM) ***mishael1_ cries outside
(2:06:17 PM) moomoohk: are we talking a chinese fortune cookie or a black fortune cookie?
(2:06:24 PM) Mesmeratio: hahhahah
(2:06:31 PM) mishael1_: What The Fuck?!!!! Boohoohoo
(2:06:33 PM) Mesmeratio: No, borean (black and korean)
(2:06:40 PM) moomoohk: …..borean?
(2:06:49 PM) PuppyDaemon is now known as Daemon
(2:06:49 PM) moomoohk: well then i guess i'm average?
(2:07:00 PM) mishael1_: WTF!
(2:07:03 PM) moomoohk: since huge cancels out tiny
(2:07:10 PM) mishael1_: i can't take it anymore
(2:07:17 PM) mishael1_: this is too crazy
(2:07:29 PM) moomoohk: just to think this all started from a stupid dick joke
(2:07:35 PM) ***mishael1_ has a balb above his head
(2:07:40 PM) moomoohk: bulb*
(2:07:49 PM) mishael1_: yeah that
(2:07:58 PM) Mesmeratio: Yes, speaking of, I need to go to the bathroom, wanna come with me? My doc says I can't lift heavy stuff.
(2:08:06 PM) ***mishael1_ 's bulb starts twikling
(2:08:20 PM) mishael1_: Aurica!
(2:08:30 PM) ***mishael1_ runs to his house like crazy
(2:08:41 PM) ***mishael1_ orders clothes
(2:08:51 PM) mishael1_: tons of clothings
(2:09:03 PM) ***mishael1_ calls to gluns house
(2:09:16 PM) mishael1_ is now known as ring
(2:09:19 PM) ***ring ring
(2:09:20 PM) Glun: Kooz?
(2:09:29 PM) moomoohk: mesmer i have the same issue
(2:09:29 PM) ***ring ring
(2:09:33 PM) Glun: Koozma?
(2:09:39 PM) moomoohk: my penis is 3 cm
(2:09:46 PM) moomoohk: from the ground
(2:09:50 PM) Glun: DavidSlain, help, I think something's happened to Koozma
(2:09:53 PM) ***Kooz just had her face burried in her knees
(2:09:53 PM) Knucis: genius
(2:10:07 PM) ring: no one answers
(2:10:08 PM) Mesmeratio: hahahah
(2:10:11 PM) ring: wiered
(2:10:24 PM) Glun: Moo, stop lying flat on your stomach and have some care for the situation, please!
(2:10:24 PM) ring is now known as mishael1_
(2:10:29 PM) mishael1_: wiered
(2:10:29 PM) Mesmeratio: Yes, I guess if you laid it out on the keyboard, it'd go from A to Z.
(2:10:40 PM) Glun: We have a distressed lady in our midst, I'd hope you'd give that some consideration
(2:10:55 PM) ***mishael1_ calls the police
(2:11:00 PM) mishael1_ is now known as police
(2:11:07 PM) Kooz: oh... the plights.... the plights....
(2:11:15 PM) police: ,
(2:11:19 PM) police: ok
(2:11:25 PM) police: we will be right there
(2:11:27 PM) moomoohk: niggaz i use a dvorak keybard
(2:11:29 PM) police is now known as Guest25334
(2:11:40 PM) ***Guest25334 cars are off to glun's house
(2:11:47 PM) ***Glun shakes Kooz gently
(2:11:51 PM) Mesmeratio: That's a lot of cars.
(2:11:55 PM) Glun: Help! Is anyone here a brewer?
(2:11:59 PM) mishael1_ [LUWebchat@lu-fm22p9.inter.net.il] entered the room.
(2:12:02 PM) Minelord: [Nath86 connected]
(2:12:02 PM) ***moomoohk es joo
(2:12:12 PM) Glun: We need coffee, stat!
(2:12:13 PM) Kooz: AHHHHH NOOOO! DUNTUCHMEEEeee.........
(2:12:16 PM) ***Mesmeratio hands Glun a freshly brewed cup of brown.
(2:12:21 PM) mishael1_ is now known as police
(2:12:38 PM) ***police is at glun's house
(2:12:42 PM) police is now known as cop
(2:12:51 PM) ***cop nocks on the door
(2:12:55 PM) cop: Police!
(2:12:58 PM) ***Glun 's house has anti-police wards
(2:13:08 PM) cop: hmmm
(2:13:21 PM) cop: i feel wierd force here
(2:13:24 PM) ***Glun shuffles away from Kooz a bit to give her space, and pushes the coffee towards her gently
(2:13:42 PM) ***cop calls for backup
(2:13:50 PM) Glun: Kooz? It's okay now. We're all here. We're all wearing clothes.
(2:13:51 PM) cop is now known as manycops
(2:14:04 PM) moomoohk: mishael
(2:14:06 PM) manycops: numbers always works!
(2:14:09 PM) moomoohk: dai kvar chofer
(2:14:14 PM) Mesmeratio: Some very tasteful attire here indeed.
(2:14:20 PM) Glun: Oh for fudge- What moron called the coppers in?
(2:14:27 PM) ***moomoohk is still naked
(2:14:28 PM) Kooz: oh.... oh.... the plights....
(2:14:28 PM) manycops is now known as mishael1_
(2:14:32 PM) moomoohk: that would be the neighbor's wife
(2:14:38 PM) ***Mesmeratio hands Mooh a pineneedle.
(2:14:39 PM) moomoohk: that saw me out her bathroom window
(2:14:48 PM) mishael1_: what is going on there?
(2:14:58 PM) mishael1_: no one answers the phone
(2:15:13 PM) ***moomoohk picks his teeth
(2:15:18 PM) mishael1_: oh- my clothes!
(2:15:18 PM) moomoohk: thanks mesmer
(2:15:22 PM) Kooz: of... being the only girl...   *sighs*
(2:15:23 PM) moomoohk: got anything i can cover myself with?
(2:15:37 PM) ***mishael1_ puts as many clothes as he can and bikes to glun's
(2:15:47 PM) Mesmeratio: Yes- the stuff you picked out between your teeth.
(2:15:56 PM) ***mishael1_ hams threw the cops and slams inside
(2:16:09 PM) You are now known as abnormal
(2:16:19 PM) ***mishael1_ throws the clothes and spreads them threw the house
(2:16:26 PM) mishael1_: take this moo!
(2:16:27 PM) You are now known as abnormal_space_vortex
(2:16:33 PM) Mesmeratio: Pffff/
(2:16:50 PM) Glun: Don't worry about it, Koozma. We're all- Well. Most of us are all here for you if you need support.
(2:16:54 PM) ***Mesmeratio takes out his pocket watch and slowly dangles it before Kooz's eyes.
(2:16:56 PM) ***DavidSlain sucks the outermost layer of clothes off of everyone and piles them on moo
(2:17:10 PM) moomoohk: :DDDDDDDDD
(2:17:14 PM) Glun: I don't much care for the sausagefest dogma myself
(2:17:17 PM) moomoohk: wait
(2:17:21 PM) moomoohk: these are all shirts
(2:17:22 PM) Glun: Augh what!
Unknown command.
(2:17:26 PM) moomoohk: oh well!!
(2:17:35 PM) ***moomoohk puts on a shirt and stands there pantsless
(2:17:38 PM) You are now known as DavidSlain
(2:17:39 PM) Mesmeratio: "There is nothing you saw here, and the more your try to remember, the more the memories seem to fade"
(2:17:40 PM) ***moomoohk smiles stupidly
(2:17:42 PM) ***mishael1_ gives moo the only skirt
(2:17:44 PM) ***Glun , now naked, runs back into his room for his spare yukata
(2:17:54 PM) Daemon is now known as BunnyDaemon
(2:17:58 PM) DavidSlain: It's a KILT you sicko
(2:18:13 PM) mishael1_: i have a skirt
(2:18:16 PM) mishael1_: sorry
(2:18:22 PM) DavidSlain: KILT dammit
(2:18:24 PM) mishael1_: thats what i managed getting
(2:18:29 PM) DavidSlain: ...
(2:18:30 PM) ***Kooz lifts her head and sees the watch and then looks to Mesmer
(2:18:31 PM) Glun: I don't have any kilts :c
(2:18:32 PM) DavidSlain: Okay
(2:18:33 PM) ***BunnyDaemon is immune to clothing shenanigans
(2:18:35 PM) Kooz: it's quite alright, I don't really need that...
(2:18:36 PM) Mesmeratio: "also, while sitting there, in the corner, and despite all the noises and trying to focus on these words you hear, the more you feel an itching sensation"
(2:18:42 PM) mishael1_: a random pile of clothes dude
(2:18:50 PM) ***Kooz sighs again and slowly stands up
(2:18:52 PM) Mesmeratio: Darnit!
(2:19:20 PM) mishael1_: now
(2:19:21 PM) Kooz: I think.. I'm just going to take this coffee... and retreat to my room for a while...  call me when things... are not as they are...
(2:19:23 PM) mishael1_: to moo
(2:19:27 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: :O nath what ya doing?
(2:19:32 PM) ***moomoohk gives up
(2:19:35 PM) Minelord: [g] Nath: a bridge at ozs request lol
(2:19:36 PM) moomoohk: this is too much for me
(2:19:37 PM) Glun: How are they now, Kooz?
(2:19:41 PM) moomoohk: i'm tired as hell
(2:19:45 PM) ***BunnyDaemon still doesn't know where he is
(2:19:49 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: -_-
(2:19:55 PM) ***mishael1_ makes those funny noises with his hands
(2:20:05 PM) ***mishael1_ slaps moomoohk around a bit with a large fishbot
(2:20:17 PM) ***moomoohk slaps mishael1_ around with an anvil
(2:20:21 PM) moomoohk: leave me alone fagit
(2:20:23 PM) mishael1_: hey!
(2:20:28 PM) mishael1_: help guys!
(2:20:33 PM) mishael1_: need support
(2:20:36 PM) moomoohk: i'll come over to your house
(2:20:43 PM) moomoohk: and eat all your damn cheese
(2:20:44 PM) ***Glun shoves both mishael and moo out of his house and slams the door behind him
(2:20:45 PM) ***Mesmeratio puts away pocket watch, takes out his cards, and begins practicing a spring flourish instead.
(2:20:49 PM) mishael1_: the cops can't get in!
(2:21:03 PM) Kooz: Glun...things are just a little...   *glances over at Moo*  yeah... I don't know... *shuffles down the other end of the hall witht he coffee in hands*
(2:21:11 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: hello?
(2:21:15 PM) moomoohk: did i just threaten to eat all his cheese?
(2:21:15 PM) Glun: Welp, can't argue with that
(2:21:19 PM) Mesmeratio: Why are you drinking coffe *riffle!*
(2:21:23 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: what ya doing?
(2:21:28 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: come have a look
(2:21:32 PM) Mesmeratio: *riffle*
(2:21:34 PM) mishael1_: don't ask
(2:21:39 PM) mishael1_: never ask
(2:21:52 PM) ***mishael1_ goes back home
(2:21:54 PM) Mesmeratio: *Riffle, slip, crash!* "Darnit"
(2:21:59 PM) Daemon_: power cut :/
(2:22:03 PM) mishael1_: oh
(2:22:04 PM) Glun: Now I am going for a walk in my yukata… not the warmest clothing I possess, but it shall have to do for now, since my other clothes appear to have been temporarily inconvenienced
(2:22:05 PM) ***Mesmeratio picks up the cards from the floor
(2:22:08 PM) mishael1_: i am stuck
(2:22:22 PM) Glun: And in more real-life news, I think I'll be going to bed
(2:22:33 PM) DavidSlain: Night glun
(2:22:38 PM) Kooz: sleep well!
(2:22:40 PM) mishael1_: good night
(2:22:48 PM) moomoohk: gnight yo
(2:22:50 PM) DavidSlain: ... don't dream about this
(2:22:50 PM) mishael1_: sorry for the trouble!
(2:22:52 PM) Glun: I wish thee all a goodnight, a good day, and a good recovery
(2:22:59 PM) Kooz: and for the record, dispite the reactions her,e I was crying fromlaughter XD
(2:23:00 PM) Mesmeratio: No! You know, the best times to practice any motor skills is just before going to bed while announcing these actions on IRC chat!
(2:23:15 PM) Mesmeratio: Scientists proved so!
(2:23:18 PM) Glun: That's nice x3
(2:23:25 PM) mishael1_: obviously i loughed a lot
(2:23:32 PM) moomoohk: fuck someone save these logs
(2:23:34 PM) mishael1_: i swated so much
(2:23:36 PM) Glun: A comforting thought
(2:23:38 PM) moomoohk: mishael you always laugh you psycho
(2:23:41 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: the tricky bit now is that the return rails will be running under the existing rail tunnels :P
(2:23:46 PM) Mesmeratio: I loughed a lot as well, I loughed my buttocks off.
(2:23:48 PM) BunnyDaemon left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
(2:24:01 PM) Glun: loughing is good for your health, but not your buttocks.
(2:24:08 PM) Daemon_ is now known as BunnyDaemon
(2:24:11 PM) mishael1_: so
(2:24:12 PM) Mesmeratio: Lunges are!
(2:24:15 PM) Kooz: eh, we all need to loose a little back there
(2:24:17 PM) DavidSlain: most people would pay to get their buttocks off
(2:24:21 PM) Glun: Indeed they are.
(2:24:26 PM) mishael1_: will i ever be able to go to your house again glun?
(2:24:27 PM) Mesmeratio: And make soap out of them!
(2:24:37 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: so yeah, castle station
(2:24:40 PM) ***DavidSlain has been working out with Phadrus
(2:24:45 PM) ***BunnyDaemon bounces
(2:24:46 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: when you get your tunnels planned
(2:24:58 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: we can do a walkway between your station for the castle
(2:24:59 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: and this
(2:25:00 PM) Glun: I think I will alter the police-ward to repel moos and mishaels as well =p
(2:25:01 PM) Mesmeratio: If you want your buttocks off, just adopt a french diet.
(2:25:12 PM) Glun: Things will be okay
(2:25:13 PM) Mesmeratio: =D
(2:25:14 PM) mishael1_: :(
(2:25:17 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: where do you propose this to surface?
(2:25:18 PM) Glun: Now, to bed!
(2:25:27 PM) DavidSlain: night glun
(2:25:27 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: where the door things are
(2:25:31 PM) ***Mesmeratio is actually still in Glun's bedroom
(2:25:32 PM) mishael1_: if moo wasn't there it wouldn't have happened
(2:25:36 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: we'll build a surface building there
(2:25:37 PM) ***Mesmeratio quickly walks out
(2:25:43 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: youre under the path at the moment
(2:25:43 PM) Mesmeratio: Good night, sir!
(2:25:49 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: yes
(2:25:49 PM) ***Glun spin-flurry-dives out of his yukata and under the sheets
(2:25:50 PM) Glun: Good night!
(2:25:56 PM) Minelord: [g] Sir Ozzie: it will be magick
(2:25:57 PM) mishael1_: i didn't know he is like a monkey
(2:26:13 PM) Glun: Thank you for not forcing me to press this Get-Out-Device button. It would have been painful.
(2:26:13 PM) mishael1_: fucking stupid naked monkey
(2:26:22 PM) Glun: Ook ook!
(2:26:22 PM) Mesmeratio: To my buttocks?
(2:26:23 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: wont let me aly any more lava :(
(2:26:32 PM) Glun: Amongst other things, yes.
(2:26:36 PM) mishael1_: not you
(2:26:38 PM) Mesmeratio: Hmmm, nasty stuff.
(2:26:38 PM) mishael1_: moomoohk
(2:26:42 PM) Minelord: [g] johnno: *lay
(2:26:49 PM) Mesmeratio: Well, good night then!
(2:26:54 PM) ***Glun presses the vanish button
(2:26:56 PM) Glun left the room (quit: Client exited).
(2:27:17 PM) ***Mesmeratio steps through a hallway mirror and disappears to another dimension.