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What the f**** did you just f***ing say about me, you little b****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navi Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on [A]l-Quaeda, and I have over 6000 mmr. I am trained in mid lane and I’m the top mid in the entire ??????????? ????? ??????????? ??????????. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Russian servers, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that s*** to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the CIS and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm spirit, maggot. The storm spirit that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in low prio, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ??????????? ?????? ???????????? ?????????? ????????? and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of the continent, you little s***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.