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Mikurufan

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Jul 9th, 2013
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  1. Again, they broke records with porschelemans while drunk. They ran, they ran, and also threw newspapers at Ludacris after breakfast and lunch; angering Dave and Busters.
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  3. Angry brains were released unto Sheffield to kill a pony named Mac. After Mac was shot, Kyoko screamed as Sayaka walked in to get her underwear for George to iron it completely. Kyoko calmed Gary's pets by feeding them rocks from Blackpool, but porschelemans ate pasta, got laid, and generally was bodacious! Rejoicing crowds rejoiced him being bodacious, like carrot.
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  5. Spencer was getting laid? Probably. Who cares? Not us. So, Panctice uses lasers to rescue MikuruFan from Giant Mercedes executives whose powers were heinous, for example: they withdrew Toyota TS020s from crosshairs. Those monsters that petrify darkness and lightness and dimmer switches.
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  7. Next thing you know, Panctice Squad Cutterback got laid with MikuruFan, one weird day when nothing like any other appeared to happen. MikuruFan got stoned with Panctice to add to the effect. Already. MikuruFan was giggling uncontrollably and grunting as a Seme might do. Panctice also enjoyed their time, grunting in a Uke-ish way.
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  9. Then, suddenly Kyle Broflovski broke in, "YOU BASTARDS!" he cried, toting a stilton block, some gold, and thirteen useless details, but then porschelemans appears, and joins nobody's side, because he's finally informed of Panctice's ambiguity of EVERYTHING. Seriously. He's that messed up.
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  11. That offended Panctice himself so much that Kyoko sta— AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH!— Ahem... that Kyoko sentenced porschelemans to fun removal, and erotic female Kyoko had sex with MikuruFan. However, Joey, Omega Shadowcry's long lost second cousin, and Kyosuke's third cousin. Kyosuke then hesitantly ejaculated all over Vasor and cried. Nermal then kicked him in his Jack Johnson.
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  13. "Let's finish this stagnation and corrosion, with maelstroms and partying!", he cried.
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  15. He washed her hair with gunpowder. BADMAN SOUND and farted. Wait, what? So we danced.
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  17. "This is routine DESTRUCTION!" Lynn screamed.
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  19. Kyon was shot. Johan was shot too. Kyoko wasn't. However, she was beaten. Sayaka didn't notice her bullet wounds or teething children. Fortunately, Takamisaki shot Kyoko forty times. The jerk blew up seventy ways. I thought jerky Takamisaki was born never, but he wasn't. Mikuru was running around, suddenly really aroused upon Kyon, but dancing.
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  21. "OPPA GANGNAM IS ATTACKED -Pie, drove this time-", she crooned. We're up to something, watch out!
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