METAL ANON

>Day: Feeling the METAL
>Things are so lame here in Equestria...
>You decided to change that...
>Pulling a few strings here and there, you set up a stage.
>Twilight and AppleJack helped, thinking it would be some nice piano music or something.
>Vinyl let you borrow her speakers.
>They were the best in Equestria.
>"So Anon, what kind of music are you going to play?"
>You smile.
You'll see.
>The sun was setting, and the sky turned a type of red you were hoping for.
>You run up onto the stage, behind the curtains.
>"Good luck Anon!"
Thanks.
>You arm yourself with your Electric guitar.
>TIME TO BLOW THESE PONIES CUTIE MARKS OFF!
>The curtains slowly open.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOzulXud52I
>Ponies mouths drop left to right.
>What sorts of musical madness is this?!
>Smoke rolls in.
Something's calling!
>You can see Twilight step back from the sheer magnitude of your voice.
In the night!
>The final jaw dropped, Rarities.
Electric madness!
>Everyp0ny that was there had their jaws open.
Roars in sight!
Heat is rising
Blazing fast
Hot and evil
Feel the blast!
>Mares begin to rush to the stage.
Out of control
About to explode
It's coming at ya
>It was going crazy in the front, ponies shoving and pushing just to touch your feet.
>Anticipating this, you hired Iron Will to help push the ponies back.
Here comes the Metal Meltdown
Run for your lives
>You point at mane6, each fainting as your finger gets to them..
Can't stop the Metal Meltdown
No-one survives
Raging fury
>Fire and fire crackers shoot from the stage
Wired for sound
Nitro bombshell
Shakes the ground
>You gotta thank Trixie later.
High and mighty
Rips the air
Piercing lazer
>Lazers begin to shoot out at the crowd.
Burning glaze
Out of control
About to explode
It's coming at ya
>Ponies throw Iron Will to the back.
Here comes the Metal Meltdown
Run for your lives
Can't stop the Metal Meltdown
No-one survives
>Ponies left to right were squash-soup'n
Temperature is boiling
Magnifying might
Feeding like a virus
Flashing light
>Beads of sweat began to roll down your face.
Imminent collision
Shockwaves all around
Generating energy
Screams so loud
>You play the shit out of the rest of the song.
>Finally, you end..
>Ponies begin shouting your name
>"ANON"
>"ANONYMOUS I WANT YOUR BABIES!"
>"AAAAHHHHH!"
>Things were looking up
>Today was the first day of your carrier.