<Imperial Vox> Cornelius Pilate says, "*click* Brigadier General Tate? A question for you."
<Imperial Vox> Brigadier-General Tate says, "Aye, sir?"
<Imperial Vox> Cornelius Pilate says, "I do not know if this is an attempt at making me feel more at home or not, or simply a Praetorian tradition I do not know of... but I just saw a
    Whiteshield with a sapling sticking out of his backpack walk by to the rear of the Convoy."
<Imperial Vox> Brigadier-General Tate says, "You saw.... what, sir?"
<Imperial Vox> Cornelius Pilate says, "A whiteshield Praetorian with a sapling in his backpack."
<Imperial Vox> Codename Thud Jud White the sound of massive amounts of paper shuffling can be heard in the background, "Survey paperwork requires knowing that Sapling's birthplace, sir."
<Imperial Vox> Cornelius Pilate says, "I saw it briefly as he walked by my vehicle, but it appeared to be native to the forests west of Ursa Prime."
<Imperial Vox> Brigadier-General Tate pause, laugh! "Oh! Yessir. That's... one of the more interesting, er, punishments. It's to replace the oxygen."
<Imperial Vox> Cornelius Pilate says, "The oxygen."
<Imperial Vox> Brigadier-General Tate says, "That he wastes by asking stupid questions, sir."
<Imperial Vox> Codename Thud Jud White says, "Did he fill out the requisit form? I don't have one on file."
<Imperial Vox> Cornelius Pilate says, "... I see. " A pause, and then he continues in somewhat surprisingly serious tones "Carry on then, but ensure it does not DIE. The plant or the
    private.""
<Imperial Vox> Brigadier-General Tate says, "Of course, sir."
<Imperial Vox> Brigadier-General Tate says, "And yes, Thud, it's probably somewhere in the mail system"
<Imperial Vox> Codename Thud Jud White says, "Ah, found it. He used the wrong shade of blue. Have him fill it out again in triplicate."
<Imperial Vox> Brigadier-General Tate says, "Of course."
<Public> Not quite... Public? Khandri says, "The temptation to just play smooth jazz over the Imperial Vox..."
<Public> Luna hehee.
<Public> Not quite... Public? Khandri says, "I mean this character would do it."
<Public> Not quite... Public? Khandri says, "Do a Three Dog voice and just play some tunes."
<Public> Luna hehe.
<Public> Luna says, "are you watching the channel?"
<Public> Not quite... Public? Khandri says, "Yeah."
<Public> Luna thumbs up
<Public> Not quite... Public? Khandri has a comtitle to match her Chaos vox and Public ones too.
<Imperial Vox> Codename Thud Jud White says, "This is Phthalo Blue. He needs to use Ultramarine Blue."
Luna has just nominated you for excellent roleplay!
<Imperial Vox> Codename Thud Jud White says, "Standards say if he uses Duke Blue he is to be shot on sight."
<Imperial Vox> A crackle as a rather electric voice pipes up. Some may recognise it as the local Magos "Reccomend identifying colors by their hex codes: Reccomendation sent."
<Imperial Vox> Brigadier-General Tate says, "Copy that Thud."
<Imperial Vox> Codename Thud Jud White says, "(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarine they're so fucking similar)"
You paged Luna with 'Have I ever mentioned how much I love that 40k administratum stuff is practically Paranoia?'