Ivan the Moron

0:05:56 [Ivan] It is now turn 13 (Ivan)
0:05:56 [Ivan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:57 [Ivan] Ivan untaps his/her permanents
0:05:57 [Ivan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:05:57 [Ivan] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:59 [Ivan] Ivan draws a card
0:06:00 [Ivan] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:01 [Ivan] Ivan taps Sliver Hive
0:06:02 [Ivan] Ivan taps Sliver Hive
0:06:04 [Ivan] Ivan plays Sinew Sliver from Hand
0:06:06 [Max] <Max> Response
0:06:06 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:10 [Ivan] Sinew Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:14 [Ivan] Diffusion Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:18 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:22 [Ivan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:06:22 [Ivan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:06:24 [Max] <Max> um
0:06:27 [Max] <Max> im still responding
0:06:30 [Max] Diffusion Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:30 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:30 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:30 [Max] Sinew Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:32 [Max] <Max> Thinking
0:06:33 [Max] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:35 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:38 [Ivan] Sinew Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:40 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:40 [Max] Sinew Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:42 [Ivan] Diffusion Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:45 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:49 [Max] <Max> it hasnt resolved yet............
0:06:49 [Ivan] Sinew Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:52 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:06:53 [Max] Diffusion Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:53 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:53 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:53 [Max] Sinew Sliver is now 3/3
0:06:54 [Max] <Max> stop
0:06:58 [Max] <Max> Thinking
0:06:58 [Max] <Max> Thinking
0:07:02 [Ivan] <Ivan> you cannot response
0:07:05 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:07:08 [Ivan] Sinew Sliver is now 4/4
0:07:09 [Max] <Max> to sinew sliver?
0:07:11 [Ivan] Diffusion Sliver is now 4/4
0:07:12 [Max] <Max> of course i can
0:07:15 [Max] <Max> wtf
0:07:15 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:07:26 [Max] <Max> fine go ahead
0:07:37 [Max] <Max> it recolves
0:07:39 [Max] <Max> resolves
0:07:50 [Max] <Max> go
0:07:58 [Ivan] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:07:59 [Ivan] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:08:02 [Max] Ivan taps Predatory Sliver
0:08:02 [Ivan] Ivan taps Predatory Sliver
0:08:04 [Max] Ivan taps Predatory Sliver
0:08:05 [Ivan] Ivan taps Predatory Sliver
0:08:06 [Max] Ivan taps Diffusion Sliver
0:08:06 [Ivan] Ivan taps Diffusion Sliver
0:08:17 [Max] <Max> Ok?
0:08:20 [Max] Max sacrifices Verdant Catacombs
0:08:21 [Max] Max's life total is now 7 (-1)
0:08:22 [Max] Max is looking its Library...
0:08:27 [Max] Max puts Swamp into play from Library
0:08:28 [Max] Max shuffles library
0:08:28 [Max] Max stops looking its Library...
0:08:31 [Max] Max taps Swamp
0:08:32 [Max] Max taps Blackcleave Cliffs
0:08:36 [Max] Max plays Terminate from Hand
0:08:40 [Max] Max taps Blackcleave Cliffs
0:08:41 [Max] Max taps Stomping Ground
0:08:44 [Ivan] Ivan puts Sinew Sliver to Graveyard from Play
0:08:45 [Max] Max puts Terminate to Graveyard from Play
0:08:47 [Max] Diffusion Sliver is now 3/3
0:08:47 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:08:47 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:08:50 [Ivan] <Ivan> no
0:08:58 [Max] <Max> ...
0:09:00 [Max] <Max> what
0:09:04 [Ivan] <Ivan> after attack they becaome 2/3
0:09:09 [Ivan] <Ivan> 3/3
0:09:15 [Ivan] <Ivan> after demage
0:09:17 [Max] <Max> damage has not happened yet
0:09:20 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:09:22 [Max] <Max> what
0:09:23 [Max] <Max> WHAT
0:09:23 [Ivan] Diffusion Sliver is now 4/4
0:09:27 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:09:28 [Max] <Max> are you serious???
0:09:30 [Max] <Max> dude
0:09:35 [Ivan] <Ivan> know the rules?
0:09:37 [Max] <Max> yes
0:09:42 [Max] <Max> i DEFINITELY know the rules
0:09:46 [Max] <Max> you clearly do not
0:09:52 [Ivan] <Ivan> you have play in a serius game?
0:09:52 [Max] <Max> look it up
0:09:55 [Ivan] <Ivan> in italy
0:09:57 [Max] <Max> im 100% sure im right nere
0:10:00 [Max] <Max> here
0:10:05 [Ivan] <Ivan> the rules are that
0:10:07 [Max] <Max> they are 3/3s
0:10:09 [Max] <Max> guaranteed
0:10:10 [Ivan] <Ivan> no
0:10:15 [Ivan] <Ivan> read the rules
0:10:16 [Max] <Max> you want to talk to a judge?
0:10:21 [Max] <Max> i can get a judge right now
0:10:25 [Ivan] <Ivan> i am a judge
0:10:27 [Ivan] <Ivan> stupid
0:10:30 [Max] <Max> im 500% sure im right
0:10:33 [Max] <Max> youre an idiot
0:10:42 [Max] <Max> quit and you admit defeat
0:10:45 [Ivan] <Ivan> by NOOB
0:10:49 [Max] <Max> you quit
0:10:50 [Max] <Max> haha
0:10:56 [Max] <Max> if you want a judge just say so
0:10:57 [Ivan] <Ivan> no you quit idiot
0:10:59 [Max] <Max> because im right
0:11:03 [Ivan] <Ivan> block?
0:11:08 [Max] <Max> getting judge
0:11:13 [Ivan] <Ivan> block?
0:11:20 [Max] Diffusion Sliver is now 3/3
0:11:20 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:11:20 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:11:37 [Ivan] <Ivan> i win you wont revenge?
0:11:39 [Max] <Max> getting judge to prove you wrong now
0:11:54 [Max] <Max> i mean, this is BASIC magic
0:11:57 [Max] <Max> are you trolling?
0:12:06 [Ivan] <Ivan> i am a judge
0:12:13 [Max] <Max> okay youre definitely trolling lmao
0:12:32 [Ivan] <Ivan> you wont revenge?
0:12:40 [Max] <Max> they are 3/3s
0:12:41 [Max] <Max> got it?
0:12:50 [Ivan] <Ivan> I wont a serius game ok?
0:12:54 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:12:55 [Max] <Max> me too
0:12:58 [Ivan] Diffusion Sliver is now 4/4
0:13:01 [Ivan] Predatory Sliver is now 4/4
0:13:05 [Max] <Max> oh my god
0:13:08 [Ivan] <Ivan> block or not
0:13:08 [Max] <Max> you cannot be serious
0:13:14 [Max] <Max> they are 3/3s
0:13:18 [Ivan] <Ivan> the rules are thet
0:13:24 [Max] <Max> I KNOW THE RULES
0:13:27 [Max] <Max> AND YOU ARE WRONG
0:13:30 [Ivan] <Ivan> you cast
0:13:31 [Max] <Max> 100%
0:13:43 [Max] <Max> YOU DECLARE ATTACKRS
0:13:45 [Ivan] <Ivan> terminate during the phase of attak
0:13:50 [Max] <Max> BEFORE BLOCKERS I TERMINATE THE SLIVER
0:13:58 [Max] <Max> THEY BECOME 3/3s
0:14:03 [Max] <Max> THEN I DECLARE BLOCKERS
0:14:06 [Max] <Max> THEN DAMAGE
0:14:17 [Ivan] <Ivan> No go to the rules of wizard
0:14:24 [Max] <Max> please show me
0:14:29 [Max] <Max> im waiting for judge right now
0:14:32 [Ivan] <Ivan> after demage they are 3/3 but before no
0:14:39 [Max] <Max> WERE NOT TO DAMAGE YET
0:14:48 [Max] <Max> WE"RE IN THE ATTACKERS PHASE
0:15:02 [Ivan] <Ivan> the rules are that... block or not
0:15:25 [Max] <Max> please explain to me how they are still 4/4s, because I am 100% SURE they are 3/3s now
0:15:48 [Max] <Max> were not in blockers yet
0:15:50 [Ivan] <Ivan> during a single phase the creature conserve demage and status
0:16:22 [Ivan] <Ivan> you must cast terminate before attack phase
0:16:27 [Max] <Max> no i do not
0:16:30 [Max] <Max> cmon man
0:16:34 [Max] <Max> i know im right here
0:16:40 [Max] <Max> that slivers ability is static
0:16:46 [Max] <Max> once the sliver is gone
0:16:52 [Max] <Max> the static ability is gone
0:16:53 [Max] <Max> SIMPLE
0:17:02 [Ivan] <Ivan> block or not
0:17:08 [Max] <Max> please look up static abilities
0:17:12 [Max] <Max> learn how to play magic
0:17:19 [Max] <Max> they are 3/3s
0:17:20 [Ivan] <Ivan> you are a noob.. is simple... block or not
0:17:22 [Max] <Max> educate yourself
0:17:31 [Ivan] <Ivan> slivers are 4/4 block or not?
0:17:35 [Max] <Max> youre a fucking moron
0:17:36 [Max] <Max> holy shit
0:17:39 [Max] <Max> they are 3/3s
0:17:43 [Max] <Max> 100% sure
0:17:48 [Ivan] Ivan is now the controller of Dark Confidant
0:17:50 [Ivan] Ivan puts Dark Confidant to Graveyard from Play
0:17:52 [Ivan] Ivan is now the controller of Tarmogoyf
0:17:52 [Max] Max puts Dark Confidant into play from Graveyard
0:17:54 [Ivan] Ivan puts Tarmogoyf to Graveyard from Play
0:17:55 [Ivan] Ivan is now the controller of Dark Confidant
0:17:58 [Ivan] Ivan puts Dark Confidant to Graveyard from Play
0:18:01 [Max] <Max> so concede?
0:18:03 [Ivan] <Ivan> End my turn
0:18:06 [Max] Max puts Dark Confidant into play from Graveyard
0:18:07 [Max] Max puts Tarmogoyf into play from Graveyard
0:18:09 [Max] Tarmogoyf is now 0/1
0:18:09 [Max] Tarmogoyf is now 1/2
0:18:09 [Max] Tarmogoyf is now 2/3
0:18:09 [Max] Tarmogoyf is now 3/4
0:18:13 [Max] Diffusion Sliver is now 3/3
0:18:13 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:18:13 [Max] Predatory Sliver is now 3/3
0:18:16 [Ivan] <Ivan> or block or i win
0:18:17 [Max] Max is now the controller of Predatory Sliver
0:18:18 [Max] Max sacrifices Predatory Sliver
0:18:26 [Max] Max puts Dark Confidant to Graveyard from Play
0:18:27 [Max] It is now turn 14 (Max)
0:18:27 [Max] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:18:28 [Ivan] Ivan puts Virulent Sliver into play from Graveyard
0:18:28 [Max] Max untaps his/her permanents
0:18:28 [Ivan] Ivan taps Virulent Sliver
0:18:32 [Ivan] Diffusion Sliver is now 4/4
0:18:33 [Max] <Max> YOU ARE AN IDIOT
0:18:36 [Ivan] Diffusion Sliver is now 3/3
0:18:40 [Ivan] Virulent Sliver is now 3/3
0:18:42 [Ivan] Ivan is now the controller of Tarmogoyf
0:18:45 [Ivan] Ivan puts Tarmogoyf to Graveyard from Play
0:18:51 [Max] <Max> i am going to save this chat and people will laugh at how stupid you rae
0:18:53 [Ivan] <Ivan> now are 3/3
0:19:03 [Ivan] <Ivan> ok
0:19:23 [Ivan] <Ivan> you can show how you are idiot
0:19:47 [Ivan] <Ivan> save save and SHOW this game
0:20:07 [Ivan] <Ivan> End my turn
0:20:24 [Ivan] <Ivan> i win?
0:20:29 [Max] <Max> http://chat.magicjudges.org/mtgrules/
0:20:29 [Ivan] <Ivan> you conceded
0:20:33 [Max] <Max> go here
0:20:37 [Max] <Max> proving you wrong
0:20:55 [Ivan] <Ivan> the real rules are in the wizard page idiot
0:21:32 [Max] <Max> these are certified judges from Wizards
0:21:37 [Max] <Max> stop being dumb
0:21:54 [Ivan] <Ivan> go to the wizard page...
0:23:08 [Ivan] <Ivan> when you would continued say to me
0:26:21 [Max] <Max> http://i.imgur.com/iXoaLOU.png
0:26:22 [Max] <Max> Done
0:26:24 [Max] <Max> they are 3/3s
0:26:26 [Max] <Max> proven
0:26:30 [Max] Max puts Tarmogoyf into play from Graveyard
0:26:32 [Max] Max puts Dark Confidant into play from Graveyard
0:26:34 [Max] Tarmogoyf is now 0/1
0:26:34 [Max] Tarmogoyf is now 1/2
0:26:34 [Max] Tarmogoyf is now 2/3
0:26:34 [Max] Tarmogoyf is now 3/4
0:26:37 [Max] <Max> no more nonsense
0:26:47 [Max] <Max> if you disagree you lose
0:26:54 [<System>] <System> Player Lost