I Think I Made my 2DS Cry

I just finished breeding a pair of Swinub for personal misuse, and came up with the most god-awful names for the two. The one I planned to use as an Eviolite Piloswine I named "Hug Pilo," and the Mamoswine I titled "Swine Cooler." I absolutely love these names, but anyone with some sense of decency would be inclined to slap me upside my head for how bad my pun nicknames can get sometimes--these two are easily high up on the "This is bad" scale, and I also renamed the third of my Grumpig to "Porkque" (A pig-based joke on the Spanish word "porque"). So I go to start training up my Swinub, and before anything I need to infect 'em all with Pokerus. Since both are gonna enjoy Attack EVs, I fly off to Route 19, since I can just murder Weepinbell and Arbok at my leisure there. First thing that pops out is a Shiny Weepinbell. So I'm like "... Nope. My game is not rewarding my shitty sense of humor. Nope, not happening. This is just unacceptable." ... And it occurs to me as I'm typing this that Weepinbell has "Weep" in its name, so now I'm legit certain I made my game die on the inside. ... Anyways, I take a turn to weaken the Weepinbell, and it uses that turn... To pop Gastro Acid. As if suppressing my Magmortar's Ability will somehow also suppress my ability to make shitty puns. ... So yeah, that's my story for the evening/morning.