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- (7:16:55 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: so i met sari last night
- (7:16:57 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and didn't even know
- (7:16:58 PM) Jasharin: :3:
- (7:17:00 PM) Jasharin: oh
- (7:17:03 PM) Jasharin: what happened
- (7:17:07 PM) Jasharin: STAIRS LOL?
- (7:17:08 PM) vagina: who the fuck are Brotherhood of Steel
- (7:17:14 PM) Jasharin: PROECTEED LOL!
- (7:17:23 PM) penis: lmao i an protected
- (7:17:29 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: i was drunk
- (7:17:33 PM) Jasharin: and
- (7:17:35 PM) Jasharin: so'
- (7:17:43 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and didn't even notice his attempts to get me to realise
- (7:17:52 PM) Jasharin: how the fuck did he know
- (7:17:56 PM) maldenephr: that he had feelings for you?
- (7:17:59 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: hahaha
- (7:18:00 PM) penis: he saw happysun
- (7:18:03 PM) penis: i bet
- (7:18:04 PM) Jasharin: hahaha
- (7:18:05 PM) Jasharin: HAHAHAH
- (7:18:05 PM) penis: and thought
- (7:18:08 PM) Jasharin: oh
- (7:18:08 PM) penis: it's fucken igne
- (7:18:09 PM) Jasharin: damnit
- (7:18:14 PM) Jasharin: don't get my hopes up penis
- (7:18:16 PM) Jasharin: :mad:
- (7:18:16 PM) vagina: lmbo
- (7:18:24 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: coz i was rabbling on about shit
- (7:18:26 PM) vagina: tbh
- (7:18:28 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and said some things
- (7:18:32 PM) Jasharin: like
- (7:18:32 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: like 'no u'
- (7:18:32 PM) penis: man i thought penis always got your hopes up
- (7:18:35 PM) Jasharin: INTERNET SPACESHIPS
- (7:18:41 PM) vagina is now known as simmyb
- (7:18:48 PM) penis is now known as tabouli
- (7:18:49 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and something about 'WAR IS ALL ABOUT ECONOMICS'
- (7:18:51 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: or something
- (7:18:51 PM) tabouli: dun dun daaaah
- (7:18:56 PM) simmyb: tada!
- (7:18:59 PM) tabouli: REVEALED
- (7:19:03 PM) Jasharin: i wouldn't have gotten that
- (7:19:04 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and he recognised my face
- (7:19:08 PM) tabouli: *throws off cape*
- (7:19:08 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: i think
- (7:19:17 PM) simmyb: fuck i had my exploration stuff docked in the station those shitty allies of ours lost
- (7:19:18 PM) simmyb: fuck
- (7:19:23 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: he gave me a lift
- (7:19:25 PM) maldenephr: Where is Sari these days anyway?
- (7:19:27 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and i was like 'wow cheers'
- (7:19:33 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: 'you are awesome'
- (7:19:39 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and he goes 'much like your posting'
- (7:19:44 PM) Jasharin: hahah
- (7:19:45 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and then i asked if he had stairs
- (7:19:46 PM) Jasharin: and you missd that
- (7:19:48 PM) tabouli: thx my goon brosef~
- (7:19:52 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: and left
- (7:19:52 PM) Jasharin: oh
- (7:19:55 PM) Jasharin: lul
- (7:19:58 PM) Jasharin: lulz
- (7:20:00 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: but i still didn't realise
- (7:20:03 PM) Jasharin: hahahah
- (7:20:05 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: lol
- (7:20:26 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: then he told me a story today
- (7:20:32 PM) tabouli: man I would probably ejaculate in sexual ecstasy if sari said 'much like your posting' to me in real life
- (7:20:38 PM) simmyb: Daveydweeb:
- (7:20:44 PM) tyrrhenamaxus: (14:14:27) SARI: lol
- (14:18:12) Tyrrhena Maxus: HELLO
- (14:18:19) SARI: haha
- (14:18:22) SARI: man
- (14:18:26) SARI: i'll tell you a story
- (14:18:33) SARI: so i'm at dis bbq
- (14:18:35) Tyrrhena Maxus: okay ready go
- (14:18:40) SARI: and im like "this is boring"
- (14:18:43) SARI: so i start messaging around
- (14:18:52) SARI: turns out my friend is at his sister's place chillin
- (14:18:55) SARI: he sez "come over"
- (14:18:57) SARI: i'm like "ok"
- (14:19:02) SARI: so i go over there
- (14:19:11) SARI: and chill out with him and his soon-to-be brother in law
- (14:19:17) SARI: and this guy's cousin
- (14:19:20) SARI: THEN
- (14:19:35) SARI: i sit there and double take and go "i swear i've seen that face before, but from where... and in what context..."
- (14:19:51) SARI: then it clicks
- (14:19:54) SARI: "he's from the internet"
- (14:20:06) SARI: afterwards i have a little chuckle
- (14:20:18) SARI: and start throwing catchphrases in the conversations wondering if they'll get picked up
- (14:20:26) SARI: and having a giggle to myself
- (14:20:54) SARI: and then when the guy gets a call to hit up some bitchez i offer the dude a lift
- (14:21:06) SARI: and when he gets out i drop the biggest catchphrase and look like a TOTAL NERD
- (14:21:10) SARI: and disappear into the night
- (14:21:13) SARI: COOL STORY HUH
- (14:21:20) Tyrrhena Maxus: hahahaha
- (14:21:21) Tyrrhena Maxus: who was it
- (14:21:28) SARI: it was you
- (14:21:31) SARI: you muppet
- (14:21:46) Tyrrhena Maxus: HOLY CRAP
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