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  1. >Arrive in Equestria
  2. >Another anon is there
  3. >battle to death
  4. >You lose
  5. What is your name?
  6. >BOZZLES
  7. >You both were just playing checkers...
  8. >THEN BOOMSHAKALAKA!
  9. >RAPE
  10. >RAPE EVERYWHERE
  11. >RAPE TILL DEATH
  12. >End
  13.  
  14.  
  15. >Arrive in Equestria
  16. >Another anon is there
  17. >battle to death
  18. >You lose
  19. What is your name?
  20. >Venterus
  21. Hey, feeling the...
  22. >Venterus stands over your almost dead body.
  23. >The tip of his blade rests on your neck
  24. [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]?
  25. >He drives the sword into your neck.
  26. >"For the late queen, Chrysalis..."
  27.  
  28. >Be PonyGone
  29. >Arrive in Equestria
  30. >Another human is there
  31. >battle to death
  32. >You lose
  33. What is your name?
  34. >PonyGone
  35. Feeling the LOVE!
  36. >Other PonyGone reveals self as a changeling
  37. >Spend the rest of your life in a changeling hive being milked for your massive stores of LOVE
  38. -Vhatug
  39.  
  40. >Arrive in Equestria
  41. >Another anon is there
  42. >battle to death
  43. >You lose
  44. What is your name?
  45. >DoubleOctave
  46. You know...
  47. >The clouds above began to spread.
  48. >Light beaming down from the heavens...
  49. >DoubleOctave was crying... you couldn't understand a thing he was saying...
  50. >Not because he was crying, but because you were blacking out...
  51. See ya later... buddy.
  52.  
  53.  
  54. >Arrive in Equestria
  55. >Another anon is there
  56. >battle to death
  57. >You lose
  58. What is your name?
  59. >CropTool
  60. *coughs up blood*
  61. Thanks... for remembering me...
  62.  
  63. >Arrive in Equestria
  64. >Another anon is there
  65. >battle to death
  66. >You lose
  67. What is your name?
  68. >Persnak
  69. Live, and let die... I always thought it was a stupid phrase to...
  70.  
  71. >Arrive in Equestria
  72. >Another anon is there
  73. >battle to death
  74. >You lose
  75. What is your name?
  76. >colgateman
  77. >He takes out a toothbrush
  78. >Each hair, like a razor
  79. >shoves it into ponygones mouth
  80. >"BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH!!!"
  81.  
  82. >Arrive in Equestria
  83. >Another anon is there
  84. >battle to death
  85. >You lose
  86. What is your name?
  87. >Bizzles
  88. >The smell of sea-salt was in the air.
  89. Hey...
  90. >Bizzles turns to you.
  91. pls.
  92.  
  93.  
  94. >Arrive in Equestria
  95. >Another anon is there
  96. >battle to death
  97. >You lose
  98. What is your name?
  99. >StolenTurtle
  100. >/mlp/ board restarts
  101. >We were never fighting to begin with...
  102.  
  103. >Arrive in Equestria
  104. >Another anon is there
  105. >battle to death
  106. >You lose
  107. What is your name?
  108. >IntoTheVoid
  109. >shit is getting real
  110. >/b/ raids /mlp/
  111. >we both lose...
  112. Bad end
  113.  
  114. >Arrive in Equestria
  115. >Another anon is there
  116. >battle to death
  117. >You lose
  118. What is your name?
  119. >Ajax
  120. Nonviolence is the first article of my faith. It is also the last article of my creed. - Mahatma Gandhi
  121.  
  122. >Arrive in Equestria
  123. >Another anon is there
  124. >battle to death
  125. >You lose
  126. What is your name?
  127. >OverloardAnon
  128. >The taste of death is upon my lips. I feel something that is not of this earth. -Mozart
  129.  
  130. >Arrive in Equestria
  131. >Another anon is there
  132. >battle to death
  133. >You lose
  134. What is your name?
  135. >r00tb33r
  136. Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten anons while you're fooling around!
  137.  
  138. >The shock of arriving in Equestria gave you a heart attack, and now you have a condition.
  139. >Fluttershy's house burnt down, leaving 40% of her body burned.
  140. >Rarity lost her hearing during a tragic sewing machine malfunction.
  141. >Pinkie Pie lost her hind legs to diabetes.
  142. >Apple Jack went blind in a farming accident.
  143. >Twilight lost her front legs when one of her experiments went awry.
  144. >Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.
  145. >You all go to school together.
  146. >Today was a bad day.
  147. -Brainhorn
  148.  
  149. >Arrive in Equestria
  150. >Another anon is there
  151. >battle to death
  152. >You lose
  153. What is your name?
  154. >Phlegm
  155. I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man
  156. -Che Guevara, revolutionary
  157.  
  158. >Arrive in Equestria
  159. >Another anon is there
  160. >battle to death
  161. >You lose
  162. What is your name?
  163. >NaziAnon
  164. >Apparently I was not "master race"
  165.  
  166. >Arrive in Equestria
  167. >Another anon is there
  168. >battle to death
  169. >You lose
  170. What is your name?
  171. >krivilin
  172. >Krivilin pulls out Ocarina
  173. >La Biondina in Gondoleta...
  174. Good end
  175.  
  176. >Arrive in Equestria
  177. >Another anon is there
  178. >battle to death
  179. >You lose
  180. What is your name?
  181. >lurker parking
  182. If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then, this parting was well made.
  183. - Brutus, William Shakespeare
  184.  
  185. >Arrive in Equestria
  186. >Another anon is there
  187. >battle to death
  188. >You lose
  189. What is your name?
  190. >JewnocerousRex
  191. >No wonder I died...
  192. >YOUR A [spoiler]dinosaur[/spoiler]
  193.  
  194. >Arrive in Equestria
  195. >Another anon is there
  196. >battle to death
  197. >You lose
  198. What is your name?
  199. >Anone Moose
  200. Hunting season approaches...
  201.  
  202. >Arrive in Equestria
  203. >Another anon is there
  204. >battle to death
  205. >You lose
  206. What is your name?
  207. >Mandroid
  208. >You tryed to pull a knife on him
  209. >He karate chops you
  210. >Knife stabs own head
  211. >falls on knife, in head
  212. Bad End
  213.  
  214. >Arrive in Equestria
  215. >Another anon is there
  216. >battle to death
  217. >You lose
  218. What is your name?
  219. >Breaker
  220. >Burning white temporal rift
  221. >Ending start of all start enders ending.
  222.  
  223. >Arrive in Equestria
  224. >Another anon is there
  225. >battle to death
  226. >You lose
  227. What is your name?
  228. >OneTripPony
  229. >He cuts the rope and an anvil falls on you
  230. >You dont die, but have a horrible bruise on your head...
  231. Good End?
  232.  
  233. >Arrive in Equestria
  234. >Another anon is there
  235. >battle to death
  236. >You lose
  237. What is your name?
  238. >Gale
  239. Its good to know... The one who killed me... was a man of... AWESOMENESS
  240. >Who's awesome? You're awesome!
  241. >I still die though...
  242.  
  243. >Arrive in Equestria
  244. >Another anon is there
  245. >battle to death
  246. >You lose
  247. What is your name?
  248. >Ghostkid
  249. Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!
  250. >Not Ghost buster
  251. >Bad end
  252.  
  253. >Arrive in Equestria
  254. >Another anon is there
  255. >battle to death
  256. >You lose
  257. What is your name?
  258. >BettySpaghetti
  259. You and your "Twilight" will burn in hell! DEATH TO ALL PONIES-
  260. >Gets stabbed in throat
  261.  
  262. >Arrive in Equestria
  263. >Another anon is there
  264. >battle to death
  265. >You lose
  266. What is your name?
  267. >tvox
  268. You Asshole!
  269.  
  270. >Arrive in Equestria
  271. >Another anon is there
  272. >battle to death
  273. >You lose
  274. What is your name?
  275. >Twisted1230
  276. >Ward-Romano Syndrome!!
  277. >Bad end
  278.  
  279. >Arrive in Equestria
  280. >Another anon is there
  281. >battle to death
  282. >You lose
  283. What is your name?
  284. >AnonAirman
  285. >He begins to scream
  286. >Aortic Regurgitation...
  287. >bad end
  288.  
  289. >Arrive in Equestria
  290. >Another anon is there
  291. >battle to death
  292. >You lose
  293. What is your name?
  294. >Tyko
  295. >He was your friend...
  296. >Heart Broken!
  297. >bad end
  298.  
  299. >Arrive in Equestria
  300. >Another anon is there
  301. >battle to death
  302. >You lose
  303. What is your name?
  304. >De Shizz
  305. >Muffins got in caught in your heart somehow...
  306. >Bad End?
  307.  
  308. >Arrive in Equestria
  309. >Another anon is there
  310. >battle to death
  311. >You lose
  312. What is your name?
  313. >jffry890
  314. >His Dilated Cardiomyopathy cuts him off
  315. >He still kills you
  316. >bad end
  317.  
  318. >Arrive in Equestria
  319. >Another anon is there
  320. >battle to death
  321. >You lose
  322. What is your name?
  323. >Anone Moose
  324. >Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy... damn...
  325. >Bad end all over
  326.  
  327. >Arrive in Equestria
  328. >Another anon is there
  329. >battle to death
  330. >You lose
  331. What is your name?
  332. >Azathoth
  333. >he tries his best to stand
  334. >Myocardial Infarction over comes him
  335. >bad end
  336.  
  337. >Arrive in Equestria
  338. >Another anon is there
  339. >battle to death
  340. >You lose
  341. What is your name?
  342. >DJ-Anonn
  343. >He doesnt go for the final blow...
  344. >HEART OF GOLD
  345. >Good End
  346.  
  347. >Arrive in Equestria
  348. >Another anon is there
  349. >battle to death
  350. >You lose
  351. What is your name?
  352. >gadget
  353. >He Strikes quickly
  354. >Not quick enough
  355. >Cardiovascular disease's got to him
  356. >bad end
  357.  
  358. >Arrive in Equestria
  359. >Another anon is there
  360. >battle to death
  361. >You lose
  362. What is your name?
  363. >Brainhorn
  364. >he creeps up
  365. >Cardiac Arrhythmia...
  366. >Takes him down... hard
  367. >bad end
  368.  
  369. >Arrive in Equestria
  370. >Another anon is there
  371. >battle to death
  372. >You lose
  373. What is your name?
  374. >Changeling Queen
  375. I am content to die for what I believe in... so cut off my head, and make me a martyr. The ponies will always remember...
  376. >"No... they will forget"
  377. >She transforms into PonyGone
  378. >Bad End
  379.  
  380. >Arrive in Equestria
  381. >Another anon is there
  382. >battle to death
  383. >You lose
  384. What is your name?
  385. >Minto
  386. >He comes at you
  387. >Heat failure!
  388. >you both die
  389. >bad end
  390.  
  391. >Arrive in Equestria
  392. >Another anon is there
  393. >battle to death
  394. >You lose
  395. What is your name?
  396. >Navarone
  397. >He comes at you
  398. >Heart Burn!
  399. >You both die
  400. >bad end
  401.  
  402. >Arrive in Equestria
  403. >Another anon is there
  404. >battle to death
  405. >You lose
  406. What is your name?
  407. > FAGGOTRY INCORPORATED, LLC
  408. >He comes at you
  409. >HEART ATTACK!
  410. >you both die
  411. >bad end
  412.  
  413. Arrive in Equestria
  414. >Another anon is there
  415. >battle to death
  416. >You lose
  417. what is your name?
  418. >De Shizz
  419. Oni-chan, that doesnt go there ~ uuh!
  420.  
  421. >Arrive in Equestria
  422. >Another anon is there
  423. >battle to death
  424. >You lose
  425. What is your name?
  426. >Azathoth
  427. Azathoth, I want you to take... my ponies...
  428. *its gen 3*
  429. >"NNOOOOOOOOOO!!"
  430.  
  431. >Arrive in Equestria
  432. >Another anon is there
  433. >battle to death
  434. >You lose
  435. What is your name?
  436. >TakeTwentyTwo
  437. Your going to fit in just right around here...
  438.  
  439. >Arrive in Equestria
  440. >Another anon is there
  441. >battle to death
  442. >You lose
  443. What is your name?
  444. >MisterTibbs
  445. >You walk up to him
  446. >He is with the mane 6
  447. >You raise up your hand and point
  448. Bang
  449.  
  450. >Arrive in Equestria
  451. >Another anon is there
  452. >battle to death
  453. >You lose
  454. What is your name?
  455. >Light every where
  456. >Anon walks up to you
  457. >Whispers into your ear
  458. I am kira
  459. >FUUUUUUUUUUU-
  460.  
  461. >Arrive in Equestria
  462. >Another anon is there
  463. >battle to death
  464. >You lose
  465. What is your name?
  466. >HeshieokFasla
  467. Thank you... maybe now... I can sleep in piece
  468.  
  469. >Arrive in Equestria
  470. >Another anon is there
  471. >battle to death
  472. >You lose
  473. What is your name?
  474. >Deadbeat
  475. >Suddenly, a portal to Tartarus opens
  476. >Pushes him inside
  477. >Equestria was a little brighter that day.
  478.  
  479. >Arrive in Equestria
  480. >Another anon is there
  481. >battle to death
  482. >You lose
  483. What is your name?
  484. >"it" removes its mask
  485. >Molestia
  486. >"Anon, do like banana's?"
  487.  
  488. >Arrive in Equestria
  489. >Another anon is there
  490. >battle to death
  491. >You lose
  492. What is your name?
  493. >Thunder
  494. Well... this was "shocking"
  495.  
  496. >Arrive in Equestria
  497. >Another anon is there
  498. >battle to death
  499. >You lose
  500. What is your name?
  501. >TheScooter
  502. Do not torture me so... kill me now!
  503.  
  504. >Arrive in Equestria
  505. >Another anon is there
  506. >battle to death
  507. >You lose
  508. What is your name?
  509. >PaleNarrator
  510. If this will help you in your quest... take my life.
  511.  
  512. >Arrive in Equestria
  513. >Another anon is there
  514. >battle to death
  515. >You lose
  516. what is your name?
  517. >Apocryphal
  518. Both our blood is red... but both our ideals seem to be... misguided.
  519.  
  520. >Arrive in Equestria
  521. >Another anon is there
  522. >battle to death
  523. >You lose
  524. what is your name?
  525. >Bastinator
  526. Looks like you really did deserve that parking spot!
  527.  
  528. >Arrive in Equestria
  529. >Another anon is there
  530. >battle to death
  531. >You lose
  532. what is your name?
  533. >Briham
  534. And may the gods be ever in your favor
  535.  
  536. >Arrive in Equestria
  537. >Another anon is there
  538. >battle to death
  539. >You lose
  540. what is your name?
  541. >Duke of Derpy
  542. >Suddenly a temporal rift opens and we are both transported back to earth
  543. >Bad end
  544.  
  545. >Arrive in Equestria
  546. >Another anon is there
  547. >battle to death
  548. >You lose
  549. what is your name?
  550. >Tsarroman
  551. If only... we met in a different stage...
  552.  
  553. >Arrive in Equestria
  554. >Another anon is there
  555. >battle to death
  556. >You lose
  557. what is your name?
  558. >ViolinAnon
  559. >Your blade, the bow... my body, your violin... Continue to play in forte, while my screams die to a piano...
  560.  
  561. >Arrive in Equestria
  562. >Another anon is there
  563. >battle to death
  564. >You lose
  565. what is your name?
  566. >LeatherPleather
  567. To bad we never became friends...
  568.  
  569. >Arrive in Equestria
  570. >Another anon is there
  571. >battle to death
  572. >You lose
  573. what is your name?
  574. > KKaizer
  575. You best be believing in AiE threads... your in one!
  576.  
  577. >Arrive in Equestria
  578. >Another anon is there
  579. >battle to death
  580. >You lose
  581. what is your name?
  582. >Turns out it was mane six in a human disguise made by rarity
  583. >beaten by a bunch of ponies...
  584.  
  585. >Arrive in Equestria
  586. >Another anon(s) is there
  587. >battle to death
  588. >You lose
  589. What is your name(s)
  590. >ALL THE ANONS
  591. Fucking leroy Jenkins never works out like you want it to.
  592.  
  593. >Arrive in Equestria
  594. >Another anon is there
  595. >battle to death
  596. >You lose
  597. What is your name?
  598. >Vhatug
  599. Um... *squee*
  600.  
  601. >Arrive in Equestria
  602. >Another anon is there
  603. >battle to death
  604. >You lose
  605. What is your name?
  606. >ChurchWarden
  607. I thought you were dead?!
  608. >apparently not
  609.  
  610. >Arrive in Equestria
  611. >Another anon is there
  612. >battle to death
  613. >You lose
  614. What is your name?
  615. >Brainhorn
  616. My God is an awesome god...
  617.  
  618. >Arrive in Equestria
  619. >Another anon is there
  620. >battle to death
  621. >You lose
  622. What is your name?
  623. >Rune
  624. life well spent, it is a good day to die.
  625.  
  626. >Arrive in Equestria
  627. >Another anon is there
  628. >battle to death
  629. >You lose
  630. What is your name?
  631. >jffry890
  632. Nope.jpeg
  633.  
  634. >Arrive in Equestria
  635. >Another anon is there
  636. >battle to death
  637. >You lose
  638. What is your name?
  639. >Tyko
  640. >Well FUCK, no wonder I lost.
  641.  
  642. >Arrive in Equestria
  643. >Another anon is there
  644. >battle to death
  645. >You lose
  646. What is your name?
  647. >Sherm
  648. >Imokaywiththis.jpg
  649.  
  650. >Arrive in Equestria
  651. >Another anon is there
  652. >battle to death
  653. >You lose
  654. What is your name?
  655. >leucine
  656. >You can beat me anytime~
  657. >Wink~
  658.  
  659. >Arrive in Equestria
  660. >Another anon is there
  661. >battle to death
  662. >You lose
  663. What is your name?
  664. >Aether
  665. Its been an honor, gentlecolt
  666.  
  667. >Arrive in Equestria
  668. >Another anon is there
  669. >battle to death
  670. >You lose
  671. What is your name?
  672. >Bettyspaghetti
  673. I DONT EVEN
  674.  
  675. >Arrive in Equestria
  676. >Another anon is there
  677. >battle to death
  678. >You lose
  679. What is your name?
  680. >Wuten
  681. You may not have known... but I am a big f...fa...nnnn- *dead*
  682.  
  683. >Arrive in Equestria
  684. >Another anon is there
  685. >battle to death
  686. >You lose
  687. What is your name?
  688. >Unamazing_Writefag...
  689. >Themfeels.avi
  690.  
  691. >Arrive in Equestria
  692. >Another anon is there
  693. >battle to death
  694. >You lose
  695. What is your name?
  696. >GhostKid
  697. >Your a ghost, how did I lose? :(
  698. >There were no deaths that day, only two anons, and a bunch of ponies
  699.  
  700. >Arrive in Equestria
  701. >Another anon is there
  702. >battle to death
  703. >You lose
  704. What is your name?
  705. >RT
  706. >Why the hell would I pick a fight with him?!
  707. >Anon dies before fight begins
  708.  
  709. >Arrive in Equestria
  710. >Another anon is there
  711. >battle to death
  712. >You lose
  713. What is your name?
  714. >Gadget
  715. >You must be some Warlock! yes, I read your story
  716.  
  717. >Arrive in Equestria
  718. >Another anon is there
  719. >battle to death
  720. >You lose
  721. What is your name?
  722. >Miro
  723. >You Nazi, cheating-
  724. >stabbed in the throat with a butterfly knife
  725. >it was a fist fight
  726.  
  727. >Arrive in Equestria
  728. >Another anon is there
  729. >battle to death
  730. >You lose
  731. What is your name?
  732. >Sorcanon
  733. >OhSweetCelestia.mov
  734.  
  735. >Arrive in Equestria
  736. >Another anon is there
  737. >battle to death
  738. >You lose
  739. What is your name?
  740. >Fillydelphian
  741. >Stay gold FillyD. Stay gol-
  742.  
  743. >Arrive in Equestria
  744. >Another anon is there
  745. >battle to death
  746. >You lose
  747. What is your name?
  748. >lolpuuchu
  749. Sorry... about no Screwball... but hey...
  750. >pulls out pokeball
  751. Here... is my pikachu...
  752. *dead*
  753.  
  754. >Arrive in Equestria
  755. >Another anon is there
  756. >battle to death
  757. >You lose
  758. What is your name?
  759. >Forge
  760. >Well, what the hell? What the actual hell?! why would you pick a fight with him?! He'd kill you!
  761.  
  762. >Arrive in Equestria
  763. >Another anon is there
  764. >battle to death
  765. >You lose
  766. What is your name?
  767. MisterElGuapo
  768. >He goes in for the final blow
  769. >The world explodes
  770. >Bad End
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