Chris Of Parp

Now the flames they followed chris of parp
As he came riding through the dark;
No moon to keep his armour bright,
No skillz to get him through this very ganky night.
he said, oh what a crashing bore,
I want the kind of fame I had before,
A wing commander or something cool
To flaunt in the faces of all those fools.

la la la, la la la,
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp

Well, I'm glad to hear you talk this way,
You know I've watched you parping every day
And something in me yearns to win
Such a cold and lonesome citizen.
And who are you? he sternly spoke
To the one beneath the smoke.
Why, I'm a star, it replied,
And I love your solitude, I love your pride.

la la la, la la la,
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp

Then star, let's code another game,
I'm going to give you cash and fame,
Saying this he climbed inside
To be the one, to be the only guide.
And deep into its fiery heart
It took the dust of chris of parp,
And high above the citizens
It hung the ashes of his epic win.

la la la, la la la,
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp

It was deep into its fiery heart
It took the dust of chris of parp,
And then he understood at last
If it's a star, oh then he must be gas.
I saw him wince, I saw him cry,
I saw the pixels in his eye.
Myself I long for games in space,
But must they burn to ash with such disgrace?

la la la, la la la,
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp
la la la la la parp