Item: Boxers  Type: Underwear  Org: Public
Commodities: cloth 6
Mortal Reviews: Allowed
Layer: UNDERWEAR Bodyparts: waist
IMPORTANT: The main noun MUST use one of these: BOXERS
Appearance:
ugly sackcloth boxers with uneven legs
Dropped:
A pair of sackcloth boxers lies here, too uncomfortable to be currently worn.
Examined:
Dust-brown sackcloth of horribly coarse texture has been artlessly sewn
into a pair of boxers with long, uneven legs to maximise discomfort.
Horribly scratchy and unforgivably lumpy, the underwear has bulges where
none should be, and is uncomfortably tight where it should be loose.
Comments:
"These boxers are so gross, not even a hobo would voluntarily wear them."