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  1. [04:47:47] <Flip> [oh boy! impromptu adventure!]
  2. [04:47:54] <Bob> [Hell yeah!]
  3. [04:47:56] Booze_Hound_ [webchat@ip70-171-231-166.tc.ph.cox.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  4. [04:48:07] <Booze_Hound_> [woot woot adventurein']
  5. [04:48:09] <Flip> [How am I going to explain how I got here ic]
  6. [04:48:17] Chinook [webchat@host-2-99-244-89.as13285.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  7. [04:48:28] <Bob> [Be creative~]
  8. [04:48:42] <Booze_Hound_> [where is here?]
  9. [04:48:57] <Aoyin> [I don't think I could actually join IC. Talking with Able about MEDICINES and having a character building session with someone else in a timeskipped scene. Too sad, too sad. I'll lurk though.]
  10. [04:49:11] <Bob> [It's just a simple walk through the forest~ Right?~]
  11. [04:49:16] <Bob> [Don't worry Aoyin!
  12. [04:49:36] <Chinook> [Kinda got the same going on]
  13. [04:49:52] <Bob> [Again, no problem! It's all just good fun!]
  14. [04:49:52] <Melodious_Harmony> [I was outside the who time and I just found out about this]
  15. [04:49:58] <Booze_Hound_> [we are in the forest or near it?]
  16. [04:50:10] <Bob> [At the entrance for now!]
  17. [04:50:23] <Chinook> [How many expected? Is there a limit?]
  18. [04:50:33] <Bob> [No limit~]
  19. [04:50:43] <Bob> [At least unless like 16 people ask to join]
  20. [04:51:14] <Ikea> [An other ride? Damn Bob, you're like the damn space mountain. ..]
  21. [04:51:20] <Booze_Hound_> [who is already there?]
  22. [04:51:23] <Bob> [No brakes!]
  23. [04:51:46] <Ikea> [Well, I might as well join in, just need to do some morening shit first]
  24. [04:51:53] <Bob> [Shweet]
  25. [04:52:29] <Melodious_Harmony> [Can I come yo?]
  26. [04:52:34] <Bob> The ride officially begins in 10 minutes- Please keep your hooves inside the vehicle at all time. Enjoy~
  27. [04:52:39] <Bob> [Erryone can]
  28. [04:52:41] <Flip> [hoh boy
  29. [04:52:43] Booze_Hound_ drunkenly walked to the forests entrance talking to self "why did you have to be a follower? We could have been friends instead of enemies."
  30. [04:52:57] Flip quietly follows Boozr
  31. [04:53:16] <Bob> For now, though, please do engage in pleasant idle chitchat for pleasanty and muh realism
  32. [04:53:21] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob_GM
  33. [04:53:27] Booze_Hound_ sighs
  34. [04:53:33] Melodious_Harmony checks inventory
  35. [04:54:12] <Melodious_Harmony> [Wooden Spear with a sharp stone head, Map and some berries]
  36. [04:54:19] Booze_Hound_ [webchat@ip70-171-231-166.tc.ph.cox.net] is now known as Booze_Hound
  37. [04:54:34] <Melodious_Harmony> [and her Silver Locket Watch]
  38. [04:54:46] Melodious_Harmony equips Silver Locket watch and Spear
  39. [04:54:47] Rain_Drop_ walks alongside Chinook saddlebags tied tight to her side enjoying the slight buzz she has acquired from her drink.
  40. [04:54:57] Chinook hastily lands nearby with his inventory checked and double checked
  41. [04:55:12] <Chinook> "I think we're on time"
  42. [04:55:19] Melodious_Harmony looks at Chinnok "Heyo Chinnie!"
  43. [04:55:39] Chinook waves back "Hey Mel, everyone"
  44. [04:55:56] Bob_GM meets up with you all "Hey guys! Seems like a good time for a pleasant walk through the woods, right?"
  45. [04:56:19] <Booze_Hound> "yes, great night"
  46. [04:56:26] <Bob_GM> [The GM reminds you folks that this will be one hell of a wild ride.]
  47. [04:56:31] <Chinook> "I guess?"
  48. [04:56:37] Melodious_Harmony looks at Bob "At this time and weather, I highly doubt it."
  49. [04:56:39] <Chinook> [uh oh]
  50. [04:56:40] Fine_M9 [webchat@ip174-76-119-200.mc.at.cox.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  51. [04:56:46] <Melodious_Harmony> "Never the less, its good."
  52. [04:57:02] <Bob_GM> "Oh, you guys worry too much!"
  53. [04:57:14] Rain_Drop_ nudges Chinook in the side "I was just wondering if Lucy had passed by here, that and chinny needed a baby sitter too."
  54. [04:57:45] Melodious_Harmony takes her map out and approaches Bob "Mind breifing us?"
  55. [04:58:00] <Chinook> "Oh Tee-frigging-hee"
  56. [04:58:07] Bob_GM cocks his head "Briefing? I just thought it would be a good night for a walk!"
  57. [04:58:22] <Melodious_Harmony> "... Just a walk?"
  58. [04:58:36] Flip is silent. "N-No adventure?"
  59. [04:58:36] <Booze_Hound> "c'mon a walk sounds good"
  60. [04:58:59] Bob_GM laughs "Adventure? Who am I, Lucy?"
  61. [04:59:04] Rain_Drop_ gives Chinook a playful grin "My my such a airy laugh you have Mr. Chin..."
  62. [04:59:15] Ikea walks out from behind a tree, whistling, when he notices the gathered group "...eeh... hey.. "
  63. [04:59:29] Rain_Drop_ stops for a moment "You know now that I think of it your name reminds me of that cartoon hero from Fairly Odd Parents..."
  64. [04:59:34] <Bob_GM> TIMELOCK
  65. [04:59:35] <Flip> "Came all this way for no adventure..."
  66. [04:59:40] <Bob_GM> The ride has officially begun
  67. [04:59:53] <Chinook> "No, but seriously a walk sounds good right now"
  68. [05:00:00] <Chinook> (Headcount?)
  69. [05:00:02] <Bob_GM> Please, post your name, race, equipment and favorite animal
  70. [05:00:11] <Rain_Drop_> "Oh come on...uh...person I never met a walk isnt that bad!"
  71. [05:01:10] <Ikea> [ Ikea Prefect (no, that's not a typo); Unicorn; Spear, bags and some rope; dolphin ]
  72. [05:02:00] <Melodious_Harmony> Melodious Harmony, Mudpone, (Wooden Spear, Silver watch locket, Map, Some pieces of wild berries) , Alaskan Malamute and Siberian Husky
  73. [05:02:23] <Rain_Drop_> [Rain Drop\Pegasus Mare\Dagger, 10 biscuts restore fatigue, 6 bandages, 10 meters of rope\ uh...just one?...Wolf or Eagle I suppose...]
  74. [05:02:28] <Flip> [Flip; female earth pone; one (1) standard issue wooden spear, one (1) sharpened wooden stick and one (1) set of saddlebags; Wolf.]
  75. [05:02:37] <Flip> [Like Ford Prefect?]
  76. [05:02:44] <Booze_Hound> Booze hound, Earth pony, Spear, fire starter, molotov X2, snake
  77. [05:02:46] <Rain_Drop_> [Mah nigga! ]
  78. [05:02:49] <Bob_GM> ^
  79. [05:02:55] <Chinook> (Chinook, Pegasus, Iron Sword, Saddlebags, leather flask with water, and uhh....I dunno, Samoyed?)
  80. [05:02:56] <Ikea> [exactly, Flip]
  81. [05:03:07] <Rain_Drop_> [whats a samoyed?]
  82. [05:03:17] <Chinook> (a doge)
  83. [05:03:25] <Melodious_Harmony> [IS A FLAFFAY DOGGE]
  84. [05:03:27] <Flip> [Ya know, I samoy, he samoys, we samoyed?]
  85. [05:03:30] <Rain_Drop_> [Oh...why did you say dog?]
  86. [05:03:33] Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  87. [05:03:33] <Bob_GM> Okay, I think that's it!
  88. [05:03:41] <Rain_Drop_> *didnt*
  89. [05:03:52] <Chinook> (Samoyeds are like the fluffly pones of dogs)
  90. [05:03:54] <Bob_GM> "Well, what are you all waiting for? You SCARED?"
  91. [05:04:07] <Flip> "Never!"
  92. [05:04:11] <Chinook> "It's only a...forest"
  93. [05:04:13] Bob_GM smiles
  94. [05:04:18] Melodious_Harmony looks at Booze and waves "Heyo Booze."
  95. [05:04:19] <Flip> "Actually that isn't true.
  96. [05:04:20] <Booze_Hound> "of what? ANOTHER squirrel army?"
  97. [05:04:23] <Ikea> "... with timberwolves..."
  98. [05:04:27] Chinook represses his blair witch memories
  99. [05:04:27] <Bob_GM> "Squirrel army?"
  100. [05:04:43] Booze_Hound walks over to mel "hey mel"
  101. [05:04:53] Arrant_ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  102. [05:05:09] <Booze_Hound> "just another great feat of accomplishment from the dragon killer "
  103. [05:05:26] Rain_Drop_ sneaks up behind Bob and pokes him on the butt "BOO!"
  104. [05:05:29] <Melodious_Harmony> [shit. Lunch NPC mode]
  105. [05:05:32] <Bob_GM> "WAUGH!"
  106. [05:05:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  107. [05:05:38] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  108. [05:05:40] Melodious_Harmony [~IceChat7@203.215.118.142] is now known as Melody_NPC-Lunch-
  109. [05:05:45] Bob_GM jumps 14 feet in the air
  110. [05:05:50] Chinook controls his breathing and closes his eyes
  111. [05:05:54] Rain_Drop_ laughes her head off "Yep some prin- whoa!"
  112. [05:06:00] Bob_GM sighs "Hey there Rain!"
  113. [05:06:11] Rain_Drop_ whistles "Nice air time there Bobby!"
  114. [05:06:33] Bob_GM laughs "Well, let's get started!"
  115. [05:06:48] <Arrant_> [game full?]
  116. [05:06:52] Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  117. [05:06:53] <Bob_GM> You all are walking through the forest.
  118. [05:06:58] <Bob_GM> [Sorry Arrant, yeah]
  119. [05:07:12] <Arrant_> [Ah, I'll lurk then]
  120. [05:07:31] <Arrant_> [Can't play like this anyways :P]
  121. [05:07:35] <Bob_GM> Oh man, the scenery is beautiful. If only someone could describe it to you...
  122. [05:07:40] <Bob_GM> Oh right, forgot.
  123. [05:07:45] <Flip> [hue]
  124. [05:07:55] <Chinook> [Bobbeh]
  125. [05:08:23] <Bob_GM> The moonlight is stunning, you could practically see EVERYTHING! The branches rustling in the wind, the creepy shadows cast by nearly everything...
  126. [05:08:30] Al_AFK [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  127. [05:08:37] Al_AFK [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Al_Dente
  128. [05:08:37] <Bob_GM> Okay, so maybe it's more of a scary beautiful
  129. [05:08:53] <Booze_Hound> "wow these shadows are almost horrifying in the right light"
  130. [05:09:01] Chinook semi-nervously scans the area
  131. [05:09:01] <Bob_GM> It's not like you're SCARED or anything, right?
  132. [05:09:12] <Rain_Drop_> "You know...I think Quick had the right idea about the glow moss...Cant see shit capn!"
  133. [05:09:14] <Bob_GM> After all, it's just a forest.
  134. [05:09:25] Rain_Drop_ whistles a cheery little tune
  135. [05:09:34] Bob_GM hums along
  136. [05:09:34] Booze_Hound continues to enjoy the spook-tacular forest
  137. [05:09:43] <Booze_Hound> [it's a pun]
  138. [05:09:56] Chinook mumbles something about attracting attention
  139. [05:10:11] Flip is quiet
  140. [05:10:19] GreenHoof [webchat@173.217.184.24] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  141. [05:10:19] Ikea trots along, keeping an eye out for spookier than spooky things
  142. [05:10:35] <Bob_GM> As you all traipse through the forest, you notice a very, very peculiar thing. Something... Never before noticed here...
  143. [05:10:38] <Rain_Drop_> "Oh come on you guys dont tell me you forgot ponkos lesson?"
  144. [05:10:39] <Bob_GM> Fucking nothing.
  145. [05:11:02] <Flip> [What if bob is trolling us and this is actually just a walk in the woods]
  146. [05:11:04] <Ikea> "Woah... is that a hole in the fabric of reality?"
  147. [05:11:19] <GreenHoof> (inb4 they find a certain batpone's ded korpse hue)
  148. [05:11:23] <Booze_Hound> [i would enjoy a peaceful walk]
  149. [05:11:26] <Bob_GM> Seriously, this is surprisingly nice and refreshing! No monsters whatsoever, no drama, just a good ole time
  150. [05:11:29] <Ikea> "Oh, never mind, it's a tree...."
  151. [05:11:35] <Chinook> "Giggling at the scary thing just pissed it off last time"
  152. [05:11:58] <Rain_Drop_> "Well yeah that lesson but the one under it!"
  153. [05:12:03] <Bob_GM> "This is nice and refreshing!"
  154. [05:12:21] <Rain_Drop_> "You know? Just because you dont know bout something doesnt mean you have to get freaked out by it!"
  155. [05:12:25] <Booze_Hound> "yes it is"
  156. [05:12:45] <Chinook> "It's a perfectly natural response either way"
  157. [05:13:03] <Bob_GM> The wind blows pleasantly through your manes... It's a good feel.
  158. [05:13:05] <Flip> "In my experience, the best way to deal with scary things is to give it the dead corpse of it's fellow scary thing and say how sorry you are that it's dead.
  159. [05:13:08] <Flip> "But that was a pretty specific set of circumstances."
  160. [05:13:25] <Chinook> "That....does sound pretty specific"
  161. [05:13:35] Rain_Drop_ looks at Flip in confusion "What?"
  162. [05:13:44] Ikea chuckles "Sounds like a perfectly generic response!"
  163. [05:13:53] <Booze_Hound> "atta girl flip, you are pretty brave you know that."
  164. [05:14:08] <Flip> "It's a long story, Booze knows what I'm talking about."
  165. [05:14:22] GreenHoof [webchat@173.217.184.24] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  166. [05:14:27] <Bob_GM> You see a fork in the path! The left side seems rather tangled in shrubbery, but the right side is much similar to the path you are walking right now.
  167. [05:14:28] <Rain_Drop_> "Oh thats your name! Nice to meet you! Names Rain Drop!"
  168. [05:14:34] <Chinook> "Noted and filed under S for storytime at the Inn later"
  169. [05:14:48] Chinook glances at the two paths
  170. [05:14:49] Flip shakes hooves. "Charmed."
  171. [05:14:52] <Bob_GM> "Nice to meetcha Flip! I'm Bob! Say... Where do we go?"
  172. [05:14:55] <Rain_Drop_> "Did you just make a seasame street referenace?"
  173. [05:15:15] <Rain_Drop_> "hmm...."
  174. [05:15:22] Booze_Hound goes Eeny, meeny, miny, moe "i say left"
  175. [05:15:24] <Rain_Drop_> "wonder what kind of shrubbery it is..."
  176. [05:15:31] <Chinook> "I think? Anyway nice to meet you Flip. Name's Chinook, most fellas call me Chin"
  177. [05:15:34] Rain_Drop_ looks at the shrubbery closer
  178. [05:15:37] <Bob_GM> Rain, roll for your shrubberintel
  179. [05:15:49] <Ikea> "Two roads diverged in a spooky wood, and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood and looked down one as far as I could to where it bent in the undergrowth...."
  180. [05:15:54] <Flip> :Nice to meet you all, I really need to talk to new people more often."
  181. [05:16:00] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  182. [05:16:00] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  183. [05:16:03] <Bob_GM> Ikea gets the reference, and some props
  184. [05:16:14] <Bob_GM> Rain thinks, no KNOWS...
  185. [05:16:19] <Bob_GM> This is GREEN shrubbery!
  186. [05:16:48] <Rain_Drop_> "Daw, I thought it might have been the shrubbery the knights of NEE always talked about..."
  187. [05:17:03] <Ikea> "The who?"
  188. [05:17:09] Rain_Drop_ sticks her head in the shrubbery looking around "Hello? KNights of NEE?"
  189. [05:17:10] Chinook feels uncultured at his lack of reference knowledge
  190. [05:17:13] Bob_GM is puzzled
  191. [05:17:25] Booze_Hound laughs at the refrence
  192. [05:17:31] <Flip> [>not knowing the knights who say nee]
  193. [05:17:34] <Booze_Hound> reference*
  194. [05:17:41] <Chinook> [I know that one]
  195. [05:17:42] Rain_Drop_ pulls her head out to look at Ikea "You know the knights of NEE! Monty python?"
  196. [05:17:51] <Booze_Hound> [how pleb of you]
  197. [05:17:53] <Ikea> "Ohhh... the Knights of Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!"
  198. [05:18:19] <Flip> "I do too!" *mumbles* Life of Brian was better though."
  199. [05:18:22] <Bob_GM> "Well... Seems like the left path calls for something to happen... And the right path seems perfectly normal!"
  200. [05:18:27] <Rain_Drop_> "Most just call them the knights who say NEE!"
  201. [05:18:44] <Chinook> "I ain't using a herring in place of an axe. Pre-warning"
  202. [05:18:46] <Ikea> "Or knights who til recently said Ni"
  203. [05:18:53] <Booze_Hound> "so my extremely scientific method said to go left"
  204. [05:19:06] <Rain_Drop_> "Okay enough neeing! Lets go left!"
  205. [05:19:07] <Ikea> "I agree, let's take the path less travelled..."
  206. [05:19:08] Bob_GM shrugs "I'm game for whatever!"
  207. [05:19:17] <Chinook> "Left it is then"
  208. [05:19:20] Arrant_ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  209. [05:19:24] <Bob_GM> It seems you are all in agreeance.
  210. [05:19:34] <Bob_GM> You could have prevented this
  211. [05:19:36] <Chinook> "No WAY this can go wrong"
  212. [05:19:51] <Booze_Hound> "that is going on your tombstone "
  213. [05:20:12] <Bob_GM> You all walk through the thickets, admiring the untouched wildlife around you.
  214. [05:20:19] <Chinook> "Actually the one next to my Grandad says "I can see up your skirt" I'm having that"
  215. [05:20:36] Bob_GM laughs
  216. [05:20:45] <Ikea> "... that won't make much sense in poneland, Chin"
  217. [05:20:57] <Bob_GM> "Huh..."
  218. [05:21:01] <Rain_Drop_> "Oh man! That reminds me of your grandads Hairy Jack song!"
  219. [05:21:02] <Booze_Hound> "mine says I'm a drunk, I don't know nothin' about how I do anything "
  220. [05:21:05] <Bob_GM> "I guess you're right Ikea!"
  221. [05:21:13] Rain_Drop_ cannot contain her laughter
  222. [05:21:14] <Bob_GM> OH GOD GUYS
  223. [05:21:15] Chinook laughs "You remember that?"
  224. [05:21:23] <Bob_GM> !roll 20d20
  225. [05:21:23] <GameServ> 13, 5, 2, 13, 12, 9, 20, 7, 8, 9, 8, 4, 12, 2, 3, 13, 16, 14, 3, 15 == 188
  226. [05:21:32] <Chinook> (oh no)
  227. [05:21:49] <Rain_Drop_> "Bits and pieces of it but I remember the story!"
  228. [05:21:50] <Ikea> [SQUIRRELS!]
  229. [05:21:50] <Flip> [hold on to your butts[
  230. [05:22:15] <Booze_Hound> [they have come for me]
  231. [05:22:20] <Rain_Drop_> [No worse! BEEEEEEES]
  232. [05:22:33] <Booze_Hound> [i shall kill what i have left alive]
  233. [05:22:46] <Bob_GM> You hear 11 owls, 'whoo'ing on this cold, starry night.
  234. [05:22:48] <Flip> "Mine will say something along the lines of 'Ally of the Farbeak Clan'"
  235. [05:22:56] <Chinook> [Modified Nail 'n' Tail Flail would be nice about now]
  236. [05:22:57] <Bob_GM> It's rather cute, actually.
  237. [05:23:15] <Ikea> [Hello! My name is Inigo Nonsquirrel. You killed my father/brother. Prepare to die!]
  238. [05:23:33] Bob_GM beams "Why, it seems like they're singing a song!"
  239. [05:23:52] <Booze_Hound> [black ash under eyes, bring it on you bushy tailed bastard]
  240. [05:24:07] <Ikea> "Welcoming us, the pleasant night, hoping we feel no fright"
  241. [05:24:10] <Bob_GM> The owls stop, and fly away
  242. [05:24:20] <Chinook> "Not ominous at all"
  243. [05:24:28] <Bob_GM> Well...
  244. [05:24:28] <Ikea> "... and so leaves, our sweet delight..."
  245. [05:24:31] <Bob_GM> !roll 20d20
  246. [05:24:31] <GameServ> 18, 10, 8, 7, 19, 3, 15, 7, 11, 20, 7, 11, 20, 13, 6, 14, 14, 11, 3, 8 == 225
  247. [05:24:39] <Rain_Drop_> "We must have spooked them..."
  248. [05:24:44] <Bob_GM> 18 Owls fly away
  249. [05:24:52] <Bob_GM> Everybody, roll hearing
  250. [05:24:55] Rain_Drop_ perks her ear to listen
  251. [05:24:56] <Chinook> !roll d20
  252. [05:24:56] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  253. [05:24:57] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  254. [05:24:57] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  255. [05:25:01] <Ikea> !roll d20
  256. [05:25:01] <Flip> [there were only 11 owls hooting tho]
  257. [05:25:01] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  258. [05:25:02] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  259. [05:25:03] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  260. [05:25:06] <Flip> !roll d20
  261. [05:25:06] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  262. [05:25:20] <Booze_Hound> [11 hooting not all were hooting]
  263. [05:25:24] <Melody_NPC-Lunch-> !roll d20
  264. [05:25:24] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  265. [05:25:31] Chinook twitches his ears
  266. [05:25:36] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  267. [05:25:37] Melody_NPC-Lunch- [~IceChat7@203.215.118.142] is now known as Melodious_Harmony
  268. [05:25:39] Bob_GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  269. [05:25:39] <Flip> [shaddup, you and yer fancy common sense]
  270. [05:25:42] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob_GM
  271. [05:26:00] <Aoyin> [>squirrels. Again]
  272. [05:26:04] <Bob_GM> As Ikea and Flip discuss Monty Python, the rest of you hear 2 morbid CRUNCHes
  273. [05:26:08] <Aoyin> [HAHA. HAVE FUN]
  274. [05:26:13] <Melodious_Harmony> "... Someone hear that..?"
  275. [05:26:21] Flip tenses
  276. [05:26:22] <Chinook> "Yep, and I don't like it"
  277. [05:26:29] <Ikea> "... big nasty teeth...huh? hear what?"
  278. [05:26:34] <Booze_Hound> "cinnamon toast crunch?!?"
  279. [05:26:52] <Rain_Drop_> "Guys...hush..."
  280. [05:26:54] <Bob_GM> Who rolled the 19 again?
  281. [05:26:58] <Rain_Drop_> [me]
  282. [05:27:16] Chinook keeps his grip nearer to his sword, scanning the area
  283. [05:27:18] <Bob_GM> As an added bonus, Rain has the fortune to hear 2 owls crying out for their parents in agony
  284. [05:27:25] <Bob_GM> Yayy
  285. [05:27:25] Melodious_Harmony readies spear and looks around
  286. [05:27:37] <Rain_Drop_> "Oh shit the babies!"
  287. [05:27:42] Rain_Drop_ dives after the sound
  288. [05:27:46] <Chinook> "Huh? Rain!"
  289. [05:27:49] Flip draws spear
  290. [05:27:54] <Bob_GM> Do you follow Rain?
  291. [05:27:56] Booze_Hound readies weapon
  292. [05:27:56] <Ikea> "Babies? This time of season?"
  293. [05:28:00] <Flip> [yes]
  294. [05:28:02] <Ikea> [sure]
  295. [05:28:04] Booze_Hound follows rain
  296. [05:28:06] Chinook follows after
  297. [05:28:16] Melodious_Harmony follows
  298. [05:28:24] <Bob_GM> You all run after the passionate pegasis
  299. [05:28:28] <Flip> "Just a regular walk in the woods..." *Flip follows*
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  302. [05:29:10] <Bob_GM> Soon Rain and you all reach a small clearing. But before you enter... I'd advise you to roll for perception
  303. [05:29:17] <Ikea> !roll d20
  304. [05:29:17] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  305. [05:29:18] <Chinook> !roll d20 perception
  306. [05:29:18] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  307. [05:29:22] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  308. [05:29:23] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  309. [05:29:28] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20 perception
  310. [05:29:29] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  311. [05:29:30] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  312. [05:29:30] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  313. [05:29:39] <Flip> !roll d20
  314. [05:29:39] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  315. [05:29:44] <Bob_GM> Booze has too much PTSD from last night...
  316. [05:29:45] <Booze_Hound> [a drunk can perceive all ]
  317. [05:29:55] <Chinook> [Except this]
  318. [05:30:06] <Bob_GM> Flip, however, sees 8 terrible Timberwolves, staring. Right. At. Them.
  319. [05:30:10] <Booze_Hound> [>ptsd]
  320. [05:30:15] <Flip> "Trouble."
  321. [05:30:22] <Booze_Hound> [not warriors pride ]
  322. [05:30:23] <Melodious_Harmony> "... What kind?"
  323. [05:30:32] <Flip> "Big trouble. 8 timberwolves trouble."
  324. [05:30:44] <Ikea> "... lovely..."
  325. [05:30:46] Chinook readies himself up "Here we go"
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  327. [05:30:57] <Bob_GM> The Timberwolves are snarling... They seem to tough to fight in one go
  328. [05:31:01] <Bob_GM> *too
  329. [05:31:01] Rain_Drop_ cries out as she spots feathers drifting from the maw of one of the timber wolves before shouting "You sombitch!"
  330. [05:31:09] <Bob_GM> No Rain does not
  331. [05:31:19] <Rain_Drop_> [daww...]
  332. [05:31:30] <Melodious_Harmony> "... I say we try to slooowly back away."
  333. [05:31:45] <Bob_GM> Rain sees no feathers whatsoever. I'd advise the players to not- OH GOD THE TIMBERWOLVES ROLL TO HIDE YOURSELVES
  334. [05:31:55] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  335. [05:31:55] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  336. [05:31:57] <Flip> !roll d20
  337. [05:31:57] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  338. [05:31:57] <Chinook> !roll d20
  339. [05:31:57] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  340. [05:31:58] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  341. [05:31:58] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  342. [05:32:05] <Melodious_Harmony> !Roll 1d20 hide
  343. [05:32:05] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  344. [05:32:09] <Ikea> !roll d20 Hold up some of that shrubbery!
  345. [05:32:10] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  346. [05:32:11] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  347. [05:32:11] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  348. [05:32:13] <Booze_Hound> [by chinook, good knowing you]
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  350. [05:32:24] <Chinook> [;_;7]
  351. [05:32:32] <Melodious_Harmony> [CHINNIE NOOO]
  352. [05:32:36] <Bob_GM> Well... Most of you dive into some bushes, looking down, seeing nothing as you hope nothing sees you.
  353. [05:32:46] <Rain_Drop_> [...i think that 4 was mine....]
  354. [05:32:56] <Chinook> [You got 15]
  355. [05:33:02] <Booze_Hound> [nope you got 15]
  356. [05:33:11] <Bob_GM> Bob and Chinook, however, are frozen on the spot. All they can do is turn around and bury their heads in the dirt
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  358. [05:33:22] <Rain_Drop_> [oh...mine went funkhahahahah]
  359. [05:33:37] <Chinook> "See no trouble....be in no trouble....."
  360. [05:34:02] Rain_Drop_ hisses at Chinook and Bob "You idiots! Get over here!"
  361. [05:34:14] <Melodious_Harmony> [Fillies and gentlecolts, I present to you, the Terrified Ostrich stance]
  362. [05:34:15] <Bob_GM> As you guys hide, Bob and Chinook hear anguished screams, ones of those who have never seen such pure agony, never witnessed such evil
  363. [05:34:32] <Chinook> (The sound of ultimate suffering)
  364. [05:34:34] Flip realizes not everyone is in the bush and [gm willing] charges out to help them
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  366. [05:34:46] <Bob_GM> And soon... You all hear eight screams broken off. One. By. One.
  367. [05:35:13] <Bob_GM> Flip grabs the pones and flings them into the bush with her mudpone strength
  368. [05:35:20] <Chinook> "!"
  369. [05:35:31] Flip dives back into the bushes
  370. [05:35:34] Bob_GM has chattering teeth
  371. [05:35:46] <Chinook> "Wha....what was that?"
  372. [05:35:49] <Bob_GM> "Wh-what..."
  373. [05:36:12] Rain_Drop_ peeks out of the bush to see what cuased that noise
  374. [05:36:18] <Bob_GM> Rain, roll perception
  375. [05:36:21] <Ikea> "what was what?"
  376. [05:36:57] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  377. [05:36:58] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  378. [05:37:02] <Chinook> (basd)
  379. [05:37:18] Rain_Drop_ is related to TF2 Sniper
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  381. [05:37:32] <Chinook> "That horrible, breaking, screaming sound that make any decent stallion stain the floor behind him with whiff juice"
  382. [05:37:50] Chinook whimpers
  383. [05:37:53] <Bob_GM> In the middle of the field, Rain sees the mangled corpses of 8 timberwolves, a look of fear, panic, and utter terror on their dead, lifeless eyes. The pile is shaking.
  384. [05:38:19] <Melodious_Harmony> "Rain.. What do you see?"
  385. [05:38:29] Booze_Hound whispers "can we come out?"
  386. [05:38:35] <Bob_GM> You could have taken the road well-travelled. You could have just had a nice walk.
  387. [05:38:39] <Rain_Drop_> "Piles of timberwolves? Not yet the pile is shaking..."
  388. [05:38:40] <Bob_GM> But noooo
  389. [05:38:44] <Ikea> [..... nopenopenoepnopenoepnoepnoepnopenopenopenopenoepnope]
  390. [05:39:09] <Bob_GM> The pile is shaking. Violently.
  391. [05:39:20] Chinook takes a drink and steadies himself "Alright....alright...Pile....shaking"
  392. [05:39:34] <Bob_GM> And just like that, the pile stops
  393. [05:39:39] <Rain_Drop_> "Bob! Chin! Get over here!"
  394. [05:39:46] Chinook heads over
  395. [05:40:04] Bob_GM is terrified and borderline NPC mode now
  396. [05:40:09] <Chinook> "What we got?"
  397. [05:40:10] Bob_GM heads over
  398. [05:40:29] Ikea pokes his head out of the bushes, checking that the coast is clear before creeping out
  399. [05:40:42] <Rain_Drop_> "Spooky pile, something took them out...something they didnt expect...look at their eyes..."
  400. [05:40:51] <Bob_GM> Ikea, roll
  401. [05:41:04] <Ikea> !roll d20
  402. [05:41:04] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  403. [05:41:08] <Chinook> "Oh this is NOT good. At all"
  404. [05:41:23] <Booze_Hound> "am i good to come out?"
  405. [05:41:30] <Bob_GM> Well, Ikea notices that the clearing is just that. Clear. Aside from the pile of dead timberwolves, of course.
  406. [05:41:43] <Bob_GM> Something should be done about that. Really detracts from the view
  407. [05:41:46] Booze_Hound peaks out
  408. [05:42:06] Flip jumps into the clearing
  409. [05:42:10] <Rain_Drop_> "I dont know...Something took out 8 timberwolves in a few seconds!"
  410. [05:42:24] Melodious_Harmony stands up and dusts her tush off of leaves that stuck on her coat
  411. [05:42:25] Booze_Hound walks over to the rest of the ponies
  412. [05:42:35] Rain_Drop_ sees everyone coming out of cover and shrugs "Oh well once more into the breach then..." she mutters
  413. [05:42:39] <Ikea> "... whelp... that happened, apperantly"
  414. [05:42:44] <Booze_Hound> "was it me? I tend to do crazy things when i black out."
  415. [05:42:46] <Bob_GM> Nothing's happening.
  416. [05:42:49] Rain_Drop_ exits the bush
  417. [05:42:51] <Flip> [loot the wolves?]
  418. [05:42:53] <Bob_GM> The clearing is still clear.
  419. [05:42:57] Chinook glances back at everyone else and heads to the corpses
  420. [05:43:01] <Bob_GM> Except for the wolves.
  421. [05:43:04] <Bob_GM> [Sure]
  422. [05:43:04] Rain_Drop_ inspects the wolves
  423. [05:43:15] Flip looks for things to loot.
  424. [05:43:15] <Bob_GM> How close do you get Rain?
  425. [05:43:29] <Bob_GM> How close do you get Flip?
  426. [05:43:42] <Chinook> (I should've mention I was looting)
  427. [05:43:44] Melodious_Harmony inspects the nearest timberwolf
  428. [05:43:44] Ikea inspects the tree line while the others move in
  429. [05:43:46] <Rain_Drop_> [sword lengths distance to get a better look at their wounds...]
  430. [05:43:52] <Flip> [Right next to it. I'm kinda stupid like that]
  431. [05:43:55] <Bob_GM> How close do you get Chinook?
  432. [05:44:00] <Bob_GM> Okay then.
  433. [05:44:03] <Chinook> (Poking it with my hoof)
  434. [05:44:10] Melodious_Harmony pokes it using tghe blunt side of the spear while maintaining distance
  435. [05:44:14] <Bob_GM> You all see timberwolves, torn apart brutally.
  436. [05:44:19] Booze_Hound stays away
  437. [05:44:34] <Bob_GM> Melody, roll
  438. [05:44:38] <Rain_Drop_> "This...kinda looks like a bear did it...oh boy..."
  439. [05:44:54] Flip perks up at the word bears
  440. [05:45:05] <Ikea> ".... right... so owls, bears..."
  441. [05:45:06] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20
  442. [05:45:07] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  443. [05:45:08] <Chinook> "Not as bad with you around....or have we met nastier bears since?"
  444. [05:45:09] <Ikea> "Owlbears?"
  445. [05:45:11] <Melodious_Harmony> [fuck me]
  446. [05:45:17] <Bob_GM> Melody misses the timberwolves entirely.
  447. [05:45:22] <Bob_GM> Say...
  448. [05:45:23] <Chinook> [kek speaks]
  449. [05:45:26] <Booze_Hound> "what is this the last air bender? we mixing animals?"
  450. [05:45:32] <Bob_GM> Rain, Chinook and Flip, roll for perception
  451. [05:45:40] <Chinook> !roll d20 perceive something
  452. [05:45:41] <Ikea> "The owlbears are classic DnD monsters!"
  453. [05:45:41] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  454. [05:45:42] <Flip> !roll d2o
  455. [05:45:42] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  456. [05:45:43] <Rain_Drop_> "No but there are ursa minors...."
  457. [05:45:46] <Flip> [oops]
  458. [05:45:49] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  459. [05:45:49] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  460. [05:45:55] <Bob_GM> Reroll, Flip
  461. [05:46:05] <Flip> !roll d20
  462. [05:46:05] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  463. [05:46:06] <Chinook> "Oh, shit yeah. Those"
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  465. [05:46:23] <Rain_Drop_> "And the much bigger URsa Majors...."
  466. [05:46:24] <Bob_GM> Rain looks into the pile out of curiousity
  467. [05:46:36] <Ikea> "I don't remember them making the sounds of absolute terror, though..."
  468. [05:46:39] <Bob_GM> Somehow, you can see the very bottom of the pile.
  469. [05:46:42] <Booze_Hound> "what you all see?"
  470. [05:46:45] <Bob_GM> It's very, very dark.
  471. [05:46:47] <Bob_GM> But...
  472. [05:47:08] <Bob_GM> You THINK you see 2 red eyes staring. Right. Back. At you.
  473. [05:47:29] <Rain_Drop_> "Uh....Guys!"
  474. [05:47:34] <Chinook> "Huh?"
  475. [05:47:37] <Booze_Hound> "?"
  476. [05:47:45] <Rain_Drop_> "Eyes. Red. In the pile!"
  477. [05:47:49] Ikea still scaning the treeline "Hmmm?"
  478. [05:48:03] Chinook tenses up. Again
  479. [05:48:05] Ikea freezes at that "hmmm..."
  480. [05:48:07] Booze_Hound walks closer to see what's going on
  481. [05:48:16] <Bob_GM> The eyes disappear.
  482. [05:48:22] Rain_Drop_ calls out softly "Hello?"
  483. [05:48:30] Melodious_Harmony walks closer and readies her spear
  484. [05:48:32] <Bob_GM> The pile shakes in response
  485. [05:48:40] Flip jumps back
  486. [05:48:44] <Chinook> "Rain, get back"
  487. [05:48:51] <Melodious_Harmony> "... I feel mighty useless with a wooden spear."
  488. [05:48:52] <Rain_Drop_> "Are you the one who took out these Timberwolves?"
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  490. [05:49:00] <Bob_GM> The pile shakes in response
  491. [05:49:03] <Chinook> "Better than nothing Mel"
  492. [05:49:18] <Chinook> "!"
  493. [05:49:25] Booze_Hound keeps walking towards pile
  494. [05:49:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  495. [05:49:34] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  496. [05:49:34] Rain_Drop_ licks her lips nervously "Thank you then little guy...May I ask why?"
  497. [05:49:47] Ikea frowns "... that thing is about to reform into a huge wolf, isn't it?"
  498. [05:49:50] <Bob_GM> You see 2 mangled corpses fly
  499. [05:49:53] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  500. [05:49:53] <GameServ> 18, 7 == 25
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  502. [05:50:08] <Bob_GM> One of them hits... Booze
  503. [05:50:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  504. [05:50:11] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  505. [05:50:13] <Bob_GM> For 3 DMG
  506. [05:50:19] <Booze_Hound> "AHH"
  507. [05:50:22] <Chinook> "Whoa, what the!"
  508. [05:50:27] <Rain_Drop_> "Booze!"
  509. [05:50:28] <Bob_GM> The pile now contains 6 Timberwolf corpses
  510. [05:50:37] <Bob_GM> The pile is silent
  511. [05:50:48] Booze_Hound scrambles backwards
  512. [05:51:00] <Rain_Drop_> "Everyone get back right quick!"
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  514. [05:51:07] Chinook backs up and strongly advises everyone else to do so
  515. [05:51:11] <Rain_Drop_> "I think...he might be scared..."
  516. [05:51:12] <Bob_GM> The pile is silent
  517. [05:51:12] <Ikea> "... o-kay..."
  518. [05:51:14] Booze_Hound readies spear
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  520. [05:51:40] Rain_Drop_ lowers herself to the ground and calls out quietly "Can you come out little guy?"
  521. [05:51:50] <Bob_GM> The pile shakes in response
  522. [05:51:51] Melodious_Harmony stays closer to Booze, spear ready ".... Be careful Rain."
  523. [05:51:53] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d6
  524. [05:51:53] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  525. [05:51:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 5d20
  526. [05:51:59] <GameServ> 18, 10, 3, 3, 1 == 35
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  528. [05:52:13] <Bob_GM> 5 Corpses are thrown about like swear words on 4chan
  529. [05:52:21] <Bob_GM> One hits... Melody
  530. [05:52:23] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  531. [05:52:24] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  532. [05:52:26] <Bob_GM> For 3 dmg
  533. [05:52:29] <Rain_Drop_> "Whoa! Hit the deck!"
  534. [05:52:32] <Bob_GM> One hits... Chinook
  535. [05:52:35] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  536. [05:52:35] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  537. [05:52:37] <Bob_GM> For 1 dmg
  538. [05:52:39] <Chinook> "Mel! Get dow-OOF!"
  539. [05:52:43] Melodious_Harmony stumbles
  540. [05:52:44] <Bob_GM> It was a baby timberwolf
  541. [05:53:03] <Chinook> "Oh hell no"
  542. [05:53:05] <Bob_GM> There is one corpse left
  543. [05:53:22] Rain_Drop_ looks around the corpse
  544. [05:53:25] Rain_Drop_ very carefully
  545. [05:53:26] <Booze_Hound> "it's scared"
  546. [05:53:33] <Bob_GM> Rain sees nothing around the corpse.
  547. [05:53:38] Melodious_Harmony me stands up and assumes a defensive stance
  548. [05:53:39] <Ikea> "It's something, al right...."
  549. [05:53:50] <Booze_Hound> "don't hurt it"
  550. [05:54:05] <Chinook> "But be ready to do so just in case"
  551. [05:54:06] <Rain_Drop_> "What in the? Hey little guy are you still in there?"
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  553. [05:54:14] <Ikea> "More worried about the inverse, Hound..."
  554. [05:54:23] Flip inspects a body of a thrown corpse
  555. [05:54:35] <Booze_Hound> "just let it be"
  556. [05:54:57] <Booze_Hound> "an animal is the most dangerous when it is scared"
  557. [05:55:07] <Melodious_Harmony> "Sneaky little fella.."
  558. [05:55:38] <Melodious_Harmony> "... Rain. Can I try something?"
  559. [05:55:57] Rain_Drop_ nods "Go ahead Melody..."
  560. [05:56:01] Melodious_Harmony drops her spear on the ground and goes to where Rain is at
  561. [05:56:09] Chinook cannot into diplomacy with fauna and readies his sword
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  563. [05:56:12] <Bob_GM> Flip sees a timberwolf corpse.
  564. [05:56:12] Rain_Drop_ stays still
  565. [05:56:27] <Bob_GM> The last corpse of the pile begins to shake...
  566. [05:56:37] <Bob_GM> Violently...
  567. [05:56:45] <Chinook> "Mel...."
  568. [05:56:45] Melodious_Harmony clears her throat and smiles
  569. [05:56:53] <Flip> "Somethings, fishy, Scoob..."
  570. [05:57:03] <Flip> [ignore first comma]
  571. [05:57:05] Ikea goes low, ready to spring into action...
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  573. [05:57:37] Melodious_Harmony sings in an attempt to calm the baby timberwolf
  574. [05:57:47] <Booze_Hound> "Rike rat wolf ris rangry"
  575. [05:58:00] <Chinook> (Wasn't that the corpse that hit me?)
  576. [05:58:06] <Bob_GM> The baby timberwolf is dead.
  577. [05:58:14] <Melodious_Harmony> [wait what?]
  578. [05:58:15] <Bob_GM> >Calming a dead thing.
  579. [05:58:33] <Booze_Hound> [wtf thought it was alive]
  580. [05:58:39] <Chinook> (Hit by baby corpse for 1 dmg. Straight into the nightmare pile)
  581. [05:58:46] <Arrant_> [>implying Majora's Mask]
  582. [05:58:51] <Melodious_Harmony> [Same lol]
  583. [05:59:20] <Melodious_Harmony> [then sing a song on the angry timbawolf]
  584. [05:59:29] <Bob_GM> The last corpse begins to jerk, spasming violently
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  587. [06:00:03] <Bob_GM> You all can't help but watch in awe as it is flung so far you'd think it'd land in the Old Town
  588. [06:00:26] Chinook watches it soar overhead. Slightly jealous
  589. [06:00:39] <Melodious_Harmony> "... well never mind"
  590. [06:00:42] <Bob_GM> You just HAD to choose the road less-travelled
  591. [06:00:53] Melodious_Harmony picks up her spear again
  592. [06:00:56] <Melodious_Harmony> #BlameBob
  593. [06:00:58] <Rain_Drop_> "Oh my..."
  594. [06:01:02] <Ikea> [we did, and it's made all the difference!]
  595. [06:01:08] <Bob_GM> And where the pile was?
  596. [06:01:14] <Arrant> [:D]
  597. [06:01:21] <Bob_GM> You see a mound of fur
  598. [06:01:27] Chinook inspects the mound
  599. [06:01:31] <Rain_Drop_> "Hello?"
  600. [06:01:35] Booze_Hound looks at fur
  601. [06:01:39] Flip hangs back
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  604. [06:01:57] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob_GM
  605. [06:02:01] <Bob_GM> Chinook and Booze, roll
  606. [06:02:04] Chinook sheathes his sword as he approaches the mound of fur
  607. [06:02:06] <Chinook> !roll d20
  608. [06:02:06] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  609. [06:02:14] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  610. [06:02:14] <GameServ> 4 == 4
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  612. [06:02:24] <Bob_GM> Booze sees a mound of fur. D'awww!
  613. [06:02:34] <Bob_GM> Chinook sees a fucking bunny.
  614. [06:02:48] <Chinook> "Huh."
  615. [06:02:50] <Bob_GM> It's huddled up in a ball
  616. [06:02:50] <Booze_Hound> "looks like we got a fur pile"
  617. [06:02:58] <Ikea> [with big nasty teeth?]
  618. [06:02:59] <Chinook> "Hey there little guy"
  619. [06:03:09] <Chinook> [no pls. I'm not Bors]
  620. [06:03:18] <Bob_GM> [Say, who brought up Monty Python?]
  621. [06:03:24] <Bob_GM> [Huehuehue]
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  623. [06:03:27] <Rain_Drop_> [uh....]
  624. [06:03:30] <Ikea> [Rain, I think... ]
  625. [06:03:30] <Booze_Hound> [SHITT RUN]
  626. [06:03:30] <Chinook> [NO PLS]
  627. [06:03:35] Melodious_Harmony stares at the mound of fur
  628. [06:03:36] <Flip> "What is it?"
  629. [06:03:37] <Booze_Hound> [COUNT TO THREE]
  630. [06:03:38] <Rain_Drop_> [OH GOF!]
  631. [06:03:44] <Flip> [ONE]
  632. [06:03:50] <Arrant_> [That rabbits dynamite?]
  633. [06:03:53] <Rain_Drop_> [FUCK COUNTING TO THREE USE THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!]
  634. [06:04:01] <Ikea> [we can't risk an other frontal assault!]
  635. [06:04:03] <Melodious_Harmony> ".... Furry?"
  636. [06:04:06] <Bob_GM> 4cannon has no holy hand grenades
  637. [06:04:10] <Rain_Drop_> [RETREAT!]
  638. [06:04:10] <Chinook> [THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH]
  639. [06:04:18] <Chinook> "It's a bunny"
  640. [06:04:23] <Bob_GM> Guys.
  641. [06:04:29] <Rain_Drop_> "A bunny did all that?"
  642. [06:04:31] <Chinook> [ahem]
  643. [06:04:33] <Bob_GM> It's just a bunny huddled up in a ball.
  644. [06:04:37] <Ikea> "It's a bunny, that KILLS TIMBER WOLVES"
  645. [06:04:38] <Booze_Hound> "really? looks like a blob of adorable fur"
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  647. [06:04:46] Rain_Drop_ looks at the bunny "Wow! Nice job there little guy!"
  648. [06:04:55] <Arrant_> [Anyone want an animal familiar?]
  649. [06:04:57] <Bob_GM> The bunny doesn't respond.
  650. [06:04:59] <Rain_Drop_> "You must be like ninja bunny or somthing."
  651. [06:05:01] <Booze_Hound> "i'm liking the cut of his jib"
  652. [06:05:02] <Bob_GM> It seems to be sleeping
  653. [06:05:17] Chinook whispers "I'm guessing he ain't your run of the mill bunny"
  654. [06:05:18] <Melodious_Harmony> "I will volunteer to approach it"
  655. [06:05:31] <Rain_Drop_> "Aw...hes asleep, come on guys lets leave him alone to his rest."
  656. [06:05:37] <Rain_Drop_> [RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!]
  657. [06:05:44] Booze_Hound agrees wit hrain
  658. [06:05:50] Flip stays the fuck away
  659. [06:05:52] <Chinook> "Come on, Mel. if it can do that in its sleep...."
  660. [06:05:55] <Melodious_Harmony> "... Oookay."
  661. [06:06:12] <Bob_GM> Guys.
  662. [06:06:16] <Bob_GM> It's sleeping.
  663. [06:06:19] Melodious_Harmony nods and takes one last look at the bunny.
  664. [06:06:20] <Bob_GM> Stop talking so loud.
  665. [06:06:25] Rain_Drop_ leaves the bunny to his rest going very far around him
  666. [06:06:27] <Chinook> [whispering]
  667. [06:06:30] <Ikea> "... do we poke it?"
  668. [06:06:32] Melodious_Harmony follows Chinnok
  669. [06:06:35] <Bob_GM> Anyone who's talked for the past two minutes must roll
  670. [06:06:38] <Bob_GM> And pray.
  671. [06:06:47] Rain_Drop_ hisses we are not poking it!"
  672. [06:06:53] <Flip> [HAH didn't talk]
  673. [06:06:55] <Ikea> !roll d20
  674. [06:06:55] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  675. [06:06:58] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  676. [06:06:58] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  677. [06:07:00] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 [praise be to the drunken one]
  678. [06:07:00] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  679. [06:07:01] <Chinook> !roll d20
  680. [06:07:01] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  681. [06:07:09] <Booze_Hound> [I'm not drunk enough]
  682. [06:07:10] <Ikea> [Kek hath abandoned us]
  683. [06:07:11] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20
  684. [06:07:11] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  685. [06:07:15] <Bob_GM> Bunch of loudmouths... You really upset the bunny.
  686. [06:07:15] <Rain_Drop_> [kek y?]
  687. [06:07:17] <Melodious_Harmony> [SAFE]
  688. [06:07:20] <Bob_GM> It stirs in its sleep
  689. [06:07:33] <Chinook> "Um..."
  690. [06:07:33] <Bob_GM> Who dares look at the woken bunny?
  691. [06:07:47] <Chinook> (Me I guess)
  692. [06:07:51] Booze_Hound looks at bunny
  693. [06:07:53] <Ikea> [It's just a rabbit. . .]
  694. [06:08:07] Chinook looks at the recently woken bunny
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  696. [06:08:24] <Bob_GM> Everyone who looks at the rabbit sees... Vicious, red eyes... And... Is that...
  697. [06:08:27] <Bob_GM> Welp.
  698. [06:08:38] Melodious_Harmony hides
  699. [06:08:39] <Chinook> (Dont say teeth)
  700. [06:08:40] <Bob_GM> Those are some bloody-ass teeth
  701. [06:08:40] <Booze_Hound> [can i roll to run away?]
  702. [06:08:42] <Flip> [And when you gaze long into a bunny the bunny also gazes into you.]
  703. [06:08:55] <Ikea> !roll 1d20 animal empathy?
  704. [06:08:55] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  705. [06:08:59] <Bob_GM> Oh Ikea
  706. [06:09:05] <Chinook> >empathy
  707. [06:09:06] <Flip> [rolling when not called]
  708. [06:09:08] <Bob_GM> Eight Timberwolves died for no reason
  709. [06:09:16] <Bob_GM> And you rolled out of turn.
  710. [06:09:19] <Rain_Drop_> "Oh dear, sorry little guy didnt mean to wake you up.."
  711. [06:09:34] <Chinook> "Just. Back. Away. Slowly"
  712. [06:09:43] Booze_Hound backs away
  713. [06:09:47] <Bob_GM> The bunny leaps at Ikea, snarling with the wrath of 1000 demonspawn!
  714. [06:09:50] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  715. [06:09:50] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  716. [06:09:54] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  717. [06:09:54] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  718. [06:09:55] <Arrant> [Bob is reminding me of the Narrator from the Stanley Parable now...]
  719. [06:09:56] <Chinook> (UH OH)
  720. [06:10:02] <Melodious_Harmony> [here lies Ikea]
  721. [06:10:05] <Bob_GM> Ikea takes 4 dmg
  722. [06:10:09] <Bob_GM> [Dat crit]
  723. [06:10:10] <Ikea> [DAMN YOU KEK!]
  724. [06:10:14] <Bob_GM> And everyone should roll init
  725. [06:10:20] <Bob_GM> You could have prevented this
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  727. [06:10:21] <Chinook> !roll d20 init for bunny combat
  728. [06:10:22] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  729. [06:10:25] <Ikea> !roll d20
  730. [06:10:26] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  731. [06:10:30] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  732. [06:10:30] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  733. [06:10:31] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  734. [06:10:31] <GameServ> 10, 3 == 13
  735. [06:10:32] <Flip> !roll d20 initiation for glorious battle
  736. [06:10:32] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  737. [06:10:33] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  738. [06:10:33] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  739. [06:10:46] <Bob_GM> Based Flip starts us off
  740. [06:10:56] <Flip> !roll d20+2
  741. [06:10:57] <GameServ> (19) + 2 == 21
  742. [06:11:01] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20
  743. [06:11:02] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  744. [06:11:08] <Flip> !roll d8
  745. [06:11:08] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  746. [06:11:15] <Bob_GM> Flip you silly pony, that's not how it works.
  747. [06:11:22] <Bob_GM> You say the action, THEN roll.
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  749. [06:11:41] <Flip> [I stab it with my spear, do I reroll?]
  750. [06:11:50] <Bob_GM> But you'll need all the help you can get, so just say the action and I'll give you the roll.
  751. [06:11:59] Bob_GM is a nice GM
  752. [06:12:05] <Flip> "For the Farbeak Clan!"
  753. [06:12:09] <Chinook> (lawful good)
  754. [06:12:18] <Bob_GM> [Neutral Good, fucker]
  755. [06:12:29] <Chinook> [pls]
  756. [06:12:37] <Booze_Hound> [not edgy chaotic evil ]
  757. [06:12:42] <Bob_GM> Flip attacks the Death Bunny for 7 HP!
  758. [06:12:54] <Bob_GM> Rain's turn
  759. [06:13:31] <Rain_Drop_> "Sorry neighbor but you hurt one of my friends!"
  760. [06:13:45] Rain_Drop_ strikes at the bunny for Ikea!
  761. [06:13:48] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  762. [06:13:48] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  763. [06:13:51] <Bob_GM> Ikea just HAD to animal empathy out of turn.
  764. [06:13:53] <Bob_GM> Hit!
  765. [06:13:58] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d6
  766. [06:13:58] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  767. [06:13:58] <Bob_GM> Wht did you strike with?
  768. [06:14:07] <Rain_Drop_> [dagger]
  769. [06:14:08] <Bob_GM> K
  770. [06:14:12] <Bob_GM> 2 DMG!
  771. [06:14:26] <Bob_GM> Chinook's up
  772. [06:14:34] <Chinook> !roll d20 attack it with sword
  773. [06:14:34] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  774. [06:14:40] <Chinook> (be like that kek)
  775. [06:16:04] <Booze_Hound> [test]
  776. [06:16:15] <Chinook> (oh good)
  777. [06:16:25] <Chinook> (Bob you saw my roll?)
  778. [06:16:28] <Bob_GM> [Sorry, fucking autocroll]
  779. [06:16:34] <Bob_GM> [Was waiting lel]
  780. [06:16:37] <Bob_GM> K fixed
  781. [06:16:40] <Bob_GM> Miss!
  782. [06:16:44] <Bob_GM> Ikea
  783. [06:16:50] <Chinook> "Slippery little shit!"
  784. [06:17:10] <Ikea> !roll d20 for stabby stabby
  785. [06:17:10] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  786. [06:17:17] <Bob_GM> Stabbity stabbity
  787. [06:17:24] <Ikea> !roll d8
  788. [06:17:24] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  789. [06:17:30] <Bob_GM> Stabbity stabbity stabbity
  790. [06:17:38] <Bob_GM> Bob's turn
  791. [06:17:47] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 attack with Viola Bow Sword
  792. [06:17:47] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  793. [06:17:49] <Bob_GM> Miss
  794. [06:17:58] <Bob_GM> Booze
  795. [06:18:12] <Melodious_Harmony> [I rolled 3 for init]
  796. [06:18:12] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for molotov volley
  797. [06:18:12] <GameServ> 13 == 13
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  799. [06:18:20] <Bob_GM> [I'm aware]
  800. [06:18:26] <Chinook> [what]
  801. [06:18:28] <Booze_Hound> [what is molotov roll damage?]
  802. [06:18:32] <Chinook> [sweet]
  803. [06:18:35] <Melodious_Harmony> [u good GM]
  804. [06:18:46] <Bob_GM> Roll for effect
  805. [06:18:55] <Booze_Hound> [got 13]
  806. [06:18:59] <Bob_GM> I know
  807. [06:19:05] <Booze_Hound> [d20 again?]
  808. [06:19:07] <Bob_GM> You threw the molotov at it
  809. [06:19:09] <Bob_GM> Yup
  810. [06:19:12] <Rain_Drop_> [so...2d6? maybe?]
  811. [06:19:17] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  812. [06:19:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  813. [06:19:18] <Bob_GM> Just hold on
  814. [06:19:19] <Bob_GM> Hue
  815. [06:19:34] <Bob_GM> The bunny catches the molotov, and throws it back at YOU!
  816. [06:19:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  817. [06:19:39] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  818. [06:19:41] <Bob_GM> And hits!
  819. [06:19:45] <Chinook> [Sweet mother of god]
  820. [06:19:45] <Rain_Drop_> "Booze DUCK!"
  821. [06:19:47] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4 blast
  822. [06:19:47] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  823. [06:19:49] <Bob_GM> Damn
  824. [06:19:52] <Chinook> "WHOA!"
  825. [06:19:56] <Booze_Hound> [wait what?]
  826. [06:20:02] <Bob_GM> Booze gets 4 HP dmg AND singed eyebrows
  827. [06:20:12] <Arrant> [Ok, I'm sorry to interupt the game like this, but the next time someone with three latin names strung together, like that guy, please withhold any information regarding my whereabouts, assuming they ask. Thank you.]
  828. [06:20:14] <Flip> [>Am I missing an eyebrow?]
  829. [06:20:16] <Rain_Drop_> [the...the bunny just threw your molotov at you...]
  830. [06:20:18] <Bob_GM> Flip is up
  831. [06:20:31] <Chinook> [It caught your molotov]
  832. [06:20:38] <Bob_GM> You all could have prevented this
  833. [06:20:45] <Chinook> [And threw it back. I don't wanna fight this guy]
  834. [06:20:45] Flip Charges with spear again
  835. [06:20:49] <Bob_GM> You could have had a nice walk.
  836. [06:20:51] <Flip> !roll d20+2
  837. [06:20:51] <GameServ> (6) + 2 == 8
  838. [06:20:55] <Booze_Hound> [how? the d20 was for hit or miss and then damage]
  839. [06:21:03] <Flip> "A simple walk, right Bob?"
  840. [06:21:17] <Bob_GM> [WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, I THOUGHT FLIP'S 7 WAS INIT]
  841. [06:21:27] Bob_GM is a bad GM
  842. [06:21:44] <Bob_GM> Flip missed anyway hue
  843. [06:21:53] <Flip> [What 7?]
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  845. [06:21:56] <Bob_GM> Bunny's turn
  846. [06:21:59] <Bob_GM> [Your dmg]
  847. [06:22:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20 allout attack on... Rain
  848. [06:22:13] <GameServ> 13, 16 == 29
  849. [06:22:17] Booze_Hound is running around on fire
  850. [06:22:20] <Bob_GM> At hits once
  851. [06:22:23] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  852. [06:22:24] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  853. [06:22:27] <Bob_GM> For 3 dmg
  854. [06:22:31] <Bob_GM> Bad bunny.
  855. [06:22:36] <Bob_GM> New round, roll init
  856. [06:22:41] <Chinook> !roll d20
  857. [06:22:41] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  858. [06:22:44] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20
  859. [06:22:44] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  860. [06:22:45] <Rain_Drop_> "Damn his teeth are sharp!"
  861. [06:22:47] <Ikea> !roll d20
  862. [06:22:47] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  863. [06:22:50] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  864. [06:22:51] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  865. [06:22:56] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  866. [06:22:56] <GameServ> 6, 4 == 10
  867. [06:23:01] <Chinook> (au naturale)
  868. [06:23:04] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20\
  869. [06:23:04] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  870. [06:23:14] <Bob_GM> Based Rain starts us off
  871. [06:23:22] <Chinook> With a vengeance
  872. [06:23:28] <Flip> !roll d20
  873. [06:23:28] <GameServ> 13 == 13
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  875. [06:23:55] <Rain_Drop_> "Come on you!"
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  877. [06:24:00] Rain_Drop_ slices at the bunny
  878. [06:24:03] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  879. [06:24:04] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  880. [06:24:09] <Bob_GM> And how!
  881. [06:24:09] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d6
  882. [06:24:09] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  883. [06:24:13] <Bob_GM> Based Rain!
  884. [06:24:19] <Chinook> (Ruthless)
  885. [06:24:21] <Bob_GM> Flip's up
  886. [06:24:33] <Flip> !roll d20+2 spear attack
  887. [06:24:34] <GameServ> (19) + 2 == 21
  888. [06:24:38] <Bob_GM> Hits!
  889. [06:24:44] <Flip> !roll d8
  890. [06:24:44] <GameServ> 2 == 2
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  892. [06:25:26] <Bob> 2 DMG!
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  894. [06:25:42] <Bob> Chinook is up
  895. [06:26:01] <Chinook> !roll d20 buck it into a tree
  896. [06:26:02] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  897. [06:26:13] <Bob> You buck it so hard girl
  898. [06:26:16] <Bob> Roll d4
  899. [06:26:18] <Chinook> !roll d4
  900. [06:26:18] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  901. [06:26:23] <Bob> Based Chinook!
  902. [06:26:26] <Bob> Ikea's up
  903. [06:26:27] <Chinook> "And it's good!"
  904. [06:26:40] <Rain_Drop_> "Pinball!"
  905. [06:26:47] <Ikea> !roll d20 to pin it to the tree
  906. [06:26:48] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  907. [06:26:56] <Ikea> !roll d8
  908. [06:26:56] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  909. [06:27:06] <Bob> Ikea pins it...
  910. [06:27:13] <Chinook> (with what?)
  911. [06:27:22] <Ikea> [spear.. ]
  912. [06:27:24] <Chinook> (based)
  913. [06:27:30] <Bob> But it laughs, pushing the weapon out of itself as it recovers
  914. [06:27:34] <Bob> 7 HP dmg though!
  915. [06:27:49] <Ikea> [HAX]
  916. [06:27:53] <Arrant__> [...L+R!]
  917. [06:27:58] Rain_Drop_ stares at the bunny
  918. [06:28:02] <Bob> Melody's turn
  919. [06:28:02] <Chinook> "Oh it's laughing now? Wonderful"
  920. [06:28:14] <Rain_Drop_> "Holy shit its dante! Everyone be careful!"
  921. [06:28:19] Flip is at a loss for words
  922. [06:28:30] <Melodious_Harmony> Can I just hugs the bunny and be friends with it?
  923. [06:28:36] <Chinook> (This party's getting crazy)
  924. [06:28:49] <Bob> Roll, Melody
  925. [06:28:55] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll d20+2
  926. [06:28:55] <GameServ> (13) + 2 == 15
  927. [06:29:01] <Bob> You hug it!
  928. [06:29:06] <Bob> It hugs you back!
  929. [06:29:09] <Bob> With its teeth
  930. [06:29:12] Chinook gawps
  931. [06:29:14] <Flip> [I KNEW IT]
  932. [06:29:15] <Bob> !roll 1d4
  933. [06:29:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  934. [06:29:18] <Bob> For 1 HP dmg
  935. [06:29:21] <Bob> Come on now
  936. [06:29:21] <Arrant__> [Mel you're nice but that'll kill you]
  937. [06:29:26] <Melodious_Harmony> [IRON SKIN MUDPONE]
  938. [06:29:28] <Bob> Bob's turn
  939. [06:29:40] <Flip> [GLORIOUS DIRTPONE MASTER RACE[
  940. [06:29:43] <Bob> !roll 1d20 Strike! "IHATEYOUGM!!!!"
  941. [06:29:44] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  942. [06:29:47] <Bob> !roll 1d6
  943. [06:29:47] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  944. [06:29:50] <Bob> Based Bob!
  945. [06:29:51] <Melodious_Harmony> [I know. Just asking]
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  947. [06:30:08] <Flip> "Hey Booze, you want a different weapon?"
  948. [06:30:11] <Chinook> [That's very nice of you Mel but really come on]
  949. [06:30:19] <Rain_Drop_> "Melody! Are you alright?"
  950. [06:30:34] <Booze_Hound> [so am I on fire? If so do I roll 1d6 for burn damage? Also is the fire panic enduing?]
  951. [06:30:37] <Bob> !roll 2d20 allout attack on... Flip
  952. [06:30:37] <GameServ> 11, 17 == 28
  953. [06:30:42] <Bob> Hits once
  954. [06:30:44] <Bob> !roll 1d4
  955. [06:30:44] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  956. [06:30:48] <Bob> For 3 HP dmg
  957. [06:30:50] <Chinook> "We threw diplomacy out the window quite a while back Mel"
  958. [06:30:53] <Bob> Booze's turn
  959. [06:31:05] <Booze_Hound> [so am I on fire? If so do I roll 1d6 for burn damage? Also is the fire panic enduing?]
  960. [06:31:13] Flip cringes. "That's going to need some stitches..."
  961. [06:31:15] <Booze_Hound> [need to know before turn]
  962. [06:31:31] <Bob> Booze, you're fine. Just hurt your pride. And your eyebrows. You just have some sick burns.
  963. [06:31:39] <Booze_Hound> ok
  964. [06:31:44] <Melodious_Harmony> "I'm fine.. Tis but a scratch"
  965. [06:31:48] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for spear stab
  966. [06:31:48] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  967. [06:31:56] <Bob> You stab the ground
  968. [06:31:59] <Bob> !roll 1d8
  969. [06:32:00] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  970. [06:32:07] <Bob> The ground takes 5 HP dmg!
  971. [06:32:11] <Rain_Drop_> "Booze aim!"
  972. [06:32:18] <Booze_Hound> "fuck you earth!"
  973. [06:32:20] <Bob> Okay, before the next round everyone post current HP
  974. [06:32:24] <Chinook> "So you're fighting nature now?"
  975. [06:32:25] <Booze_Hound> "with all your gravity"
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  977. [06:32:30] <Chinook> 9/10
  978. [06:32:30] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob_GM
  979. [06:32:31] <Arrant> [HEHE! THAT'LL TEACH NATURE!]
  980. [06:32:35] <Melodious_Harmony> [6/10]
  981. [06:32:37] <Ikea> [6]
  982. [06:32:40] <Flip> [7/10 would battle again]
  983. [06:32:45] <Rain_Drop_> [7 scratched up but I'll live]
  984. [06:32:46] <Booze_Hound> "thinking you're all big and shit"
  985. [06:32:57] <Booze_Hound> 3
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  987. [06:33:10] <Bob_GM> Mmkay.
  988. [06:33:14] <Bob_GM> Roll init!
  989. [06:33:21] <Chinook> !roll d20
  990. [06:33:21] <Ikea> !roll d20
  991. [06:33:21] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  992. [06:33:21] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  993. [06:33:29] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  994. [06:33:29] <GameServ> 4, 3 == 7
  995. [06:33:32] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  996. [06:33:32] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  997. [06:33:36] <Flip> !roll d20
  998. [06:33:36] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  999. [06:33:38] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  1000. [06:33:38] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1001. [06:33:49] <Bob_GM> Booze is up first
  1002. [06:33:59] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for SPEAR CHUCK
  1003. [06:34:00] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1004. [06:34:12] <Booze_Hound> storyofmylife
  1005. [06:34:13] <Bob_GM> YOU THROW YOUR SPEAR AWAY NUMBNUTS
  1006. [06:34:14] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20
  1007. [06:34:15] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1008. [06:34:17] <Chinook> (Do we have to duck?)
  1009. [06:34:21] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1010. [06:34:28] <Bob_GM> Rain's up
  1011. [06:34:31] <Chinook> (Oh good)
  1012. [06:34:50] <Bob_GM> [You guys|The bunny| Booze's spear]
  1013. [06:34:59] Rain_Drop_ dives at the spear!
  1014. [06:35:04] <Bob_GM> Roll!
  1015. [06:35:14] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  1016. [06:35:14] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1017. [06:35:34] <Bob_GM> You pick the spear up! Which ends your turn...
  1018. [06:35:39] <Chinook> [Booze gets a gold in the olympic javelin throwing]
  1019. [06:35:46] <Bob_GM> Ikea's up
  1020. [06:35:56] <Booze_Hound> [you were going to say 'kills self with']
  1021. [06:36:17] <Ikea> !roll d20 for bunny shish-kebab
  1022. [06:36:17] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1023. [06:36:22] <Ikea> !roll d8
  1024. [06:36:22] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1025. [06:36:31] <Bob_GM> It's a glancing kebabbing!
  1026. [06:36:49] <Bob_GM> Bob's turn
  1027. [06:37:04] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20 allout attack "IWANTTOGETOFFTHISRIDE!"
  1028. [06:37:05] <GameServ> 18, 15 == 33
  1029. [06:37:09] <Bob_GM> And hits twice!
  1030. [06:37:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d6
  1031. [06:37:12] <GameServ> 1, 4 == 5
  1032. [06:37:16] <Bob_GM> For 5 dmg
  1033. [06:37:26] <Chinook> (What was the penalty for all out again?)
  1034. [06:37:28] <Bob_GM> Bunny's turn
  1035. [06:37:32] <Flip> [how are you allowed to do that?]
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  1037. [06:37:47] <Bob_GM> [Minus four to attack, 2 to AC for the round]
  1038. [06:37:48] <Rain_Drop_> [declare all out attack and roll 2d20]
  1039. [06:37:50] <Ikea> [allout attack is -4 to hit and -2 to ac]
  1040. [06:37:58] <Bob_GM> Bunny's turn
  1041. [06:38:01] <Chinook> [right]
  1042. [06:38:06] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 swipes at Bob
  1043. [06:38:06] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1044. [06:38:08] <Bob_GM> "WAUGH!"
  1045. [06:38:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  1046. [06:38:11] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1047. [06:38:18] <Bob_GM> It boops Bob's nose!
  1048. [06:38:29] <Bob_GM> Flip's turn
  1049. [06:38:40] <Flip> !roll d20+2 Spear charge again
  1050. [06:38:40] <GameServ> (17) + 2 == 19
  1051. [06:38:44] <Bob_GM> Hit!
  1052. [06:38:49] <Flip> !roll d8
  1053. [06:38:50] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1054. [06:38:57] <Bob_GM> You poke its tail.
  1055. [06:39:06] <Bob_GM> It spurns your advances, though
  1056. [06:39:18] <Bob_GM> Chinook's turn
  1057. [06:39:23] <Flip> [>tfw no bunny gf ;_;]
  1058. [06:39:33] <Bob_GM> ;_;
  1059. [06:39:44] <Chinook> !roll d20 attack with sword
  1060. [06:39:45] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1061. [06:39:50] <Booze_Hound> [oh god that feel]
  1062. [06:40:07] <Bob_GM> You attack the ground!
  1063. [06:40:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  1064. [06:40:10] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1065. [06:40:12] <Bob_GM> Mmkay.
  1066. [06:40:17] <Bob_GM> Melody's turn!
  1067. [06:40:18] <Chinook> [You know what? I'm gonna see if Hoof Caestus' are a thing]
  1068. [06:40:46] <Bob_GM> [I will google that later]
  1069. [06:40:55] <Rain_Drop_> "Chin quit thinking about how to hold it! Just go with the flow!"
  1070. [06:41:12] Chinook grunts and holds it in his mouth
  1071. [06:41:37] <Flip> [What is the pony acceptable way to hold a spear, anyways?]
  1072. [06:41:51] <Chinook> [Magic hoof grip?]
  1073. [06:42:05] <Booze_Hound> [hold it long ways in mouth]
  1074. [06:42:05] <Rain_Drop_> [or its tied to your side fi you charge]
  1075. [06:42:08] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 for a spear stab
  1076. [06:42:08] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1077. [06:42:12] <Bob_GM> [Muh realism. Or... I always pictured it attached to their shoulder or what Rain said]
  1078. [06:42:16] <Rain_Drop_> [Or even use booth hooves....]
  1079. [06:42:16] <Melodious_Harmony> [that's a 10.]
  1080. [06:42:25] <Bob_GM> Mel spears the ground with a 6
  1081. [06:42:30] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  1082. [06:42:30] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1083. [06:42:38] <Bob_GM> The ground takes 8 HP damage
  1084. [06:42:49] <Bob_GM> Post HP for the round
  1085. [06:42:56] <Chinook> [Earthquake in response, Four Cannon sinks gg no re]
  1086. [06:42:57] <Rain_Drop_> [Man the ground is going to be so piss...]
  1087. [06:42:58] <Bob_GM> *Before
  1088. [06:43:13] <Rain_Drop_> [7 Scratched up but still able to fight!]
  1089. [06:43:18] <Chinook> [9/10 It's shit -IGN]
  1090. [06:43:21] <Melodious_Harmony> [6/10]
  1091. [06:43:22] <Booze_Hound> 3
  1092. [06:43:25] <Flip> [7/10 still no rabbit gf]
  1093. [06:43:47] <Bob_GM> New round!
  1094. [06:43:50] <Bob_GM> Roll init
  1095. [06:43:51] <Flip> !roll d20
  1096. [06:43:52] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1097. [06:43:54] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1098. [06:43:54] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1099. [06:43:55] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20
  1100. [06:43:55] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1101. [06:43:55] <Chinook> !roll d20
  1102. [06:43:56] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1103. [06:44:01] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  1104. [06:44:02] <GameServ> 4, 15 == 19
  1105. [06:44:07] <Ikea> !roll d20
  1106. [06:44:07] <Flip> [The second 20 init for me today, thank you kek]
  1107. [06:44:08] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1108. [06:44:12] <Bob_GM> Flip starts us off
  1109. [06:44:16] <Melodious_Harmony> [I got 18 right?]
  1110. [06:44:17] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  1111. [06:44:17] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1112. [06:44:24] <Bob_GM> [No]
  1113. [06:44:45] <Flip> !roll d20+2 Make advances on bunny with pointy end of my spear
  1114. [06:44:46] <GameServ> (1) + 2 == 3
  1115. [06:44:59] <Bob_GM> Once again, Flip is spurned by the bunny.
  1116. [06:45:08] <Flip> [spaghetti everywhere]
  1117. [06:45:13] <Chinook> [That was booze's 18]
  1118. [06:45:19] <Bob_GM> The bunny slimbs the spear and boops Flip's nose teasingly before laughing. 1 dmg.
  1119. [06:45:23] <Bob_GM> *climbs
  1120. [06:45:31] <Bob_GM> [Nat 1s, mang]
  1121. [06:45:37] <Bob_GM> Booze is u[
  1122. [06:45:44] <Bob_GM> *u[
  1123. [06:45:46] <Bob_GM> *up
  1124. [06:45:49] <Bob_GM> [ffs]
  1125. [06:45:50] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for another molotov
  1126. [06:45:51] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1127. [06:45:54] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1128. [06:45:54] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1129. [06:46:01] <Bob_GM> This time it hits!
  1130. [06:46:05] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  1131. [06:46:05] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1132. [06:46:18] <Chinook> (brb)
  1133. [06:46:18] <Booze_Hound> !roll d4
  1134. [06:46:18] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1135. [06:46:28] <Bob_GM> The bunny takes 3 HP damage but is not burnt...
  1136. [06:46:37] <Bob_GM> This bunny is assuredly from Hell.
  1137. [06:46:54] <Bob_GM> The bunny growls, and attacks Booze!
  1138. [06:47:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  1139. [06:47:00] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1140. [06:47:02] <Rain_Drop_> "I told you man this is the bunny version Dante!"
  1141. [06:47:04] <Bob_GM> Hit!
  1142. [06:47:07] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  1143. [06:47:07] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1144. [06:47:14] <Bob_GM> Oh shit. Booze is down for the count!
  1145. [06:47:16] <Booze_Hound> [wat 10 is hit now?]
  1146. [06:47:24] <Bob_GM> [For you, yeah]
  1147. [06:47:31] <Booze_Hound> [why?]
  1148. [06:47:32] <Flip> "Booze! Booze, are you alright?" *runs over to booze*
  1149. [06:47:40] <Flip> "Booze, speak to me, man!"
  1150. [06:47:47] <Rain_Drop_> "Get him bandaged up!"
  1151. [06:47:48] <Booze_Hound> "is KO"
  1152. [06:47:50] <Chinook> (back)
  1153. [06:47:54] <Bob_GM> Rain's turn!
  1154. [06:47:57] <Chinook> (uh oh)
  1155. [06:48:04] <Booze_Hound> [dude why is 10 a hit for me?]
  1156. [06:48:05] Rain_Drop_ tosses a bandage to Flip
  1157. [06:48:15] <Chinook> [Booze you earthie?]
  1158. [06:48:17] <Rain_Drop_> [what are you unicorn?]
  1159. [06:48:19] <Bob_GM> [My recollection is you ARE an earthie]
  1160. [06:48:24] <Booze_Hound> [ya earth]
  1161. [06:48:30] Flip catches and does my best to bandage up Booze
  1162. [06:48:36] <Bob_GM> [10 is hit for earth and uni. Come on step it up]
  1163. [06:48:44] Melodious_Harmony defends Flip and Booze while Flip aids Booze
  1164. [06:48:45] <Flip> "Don't worry, man you'll be just fine"
  1165. [06:48:48] <Rain_Drop_> [ac is 10 roll d4 for heals flip]
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  1168. [06:48:57] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1169. [06:49:04] <Bob_GM> Flip must wait her turn
  1170. [06:49:08] <Booze_Hound> [when was this? it has been 10 is success and pegasi get 13 to be a hit]
  1171. [06:49:11] <Nova_Flux> [is something bad happening?]
  1172. [06:49:25] <Bob_GM> [Booze please. 10 is hit for earth and uni, 12 for Pega]
  1173. [06:49:27] <Nova_Flux> [>hosting another adventure]
  1174. [06:49:37] <Booze_Hound> [ahhh fuck]
  1175. [06:49:38] <Bob_GM> Rain's turn
  1176. [06:49:54] <Arrant> [still fighting that bunny?]
  1177. [06:49:59] <Chinook> [Yes]
  1178. [06:50:11] <Chinook> [It's unstoppable]
  1179. [06:50:43] <Rain_Drop_> [I tossed Flip a bandage can I still hit the bunny?]
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  1181. [06:50:58] <Bob_GM> Sure... Gonna need the help.
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  1183. [06:51:21] <Arrant_> [I would recommend running, but...]
  1184. [06:51:29] <Bob_GM> [Too late]
  1185. [06:51:35] <Flip> [When I roll for heals do i still get a +2 for the ac?]
  1186. [06:51:45] <Chinook> [Dont think so]
  1187. [06:51:49] <Bob_GM> [Flip, bandages work so that it's a straight d4]
  1188. [06:51:59] Rain_Drop_ stabs at the bunny with Boozes spear then slashing at it with her dagger! [all out attakc]
  1189. [06:52:06] <Bob_GM> Go for it!
  1190. [06:52:19] <Rain_Drop_> !roll 2d20+-4
  1191. [06:52:19] <GameServ> (17, 15) + -4 == 28
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  1193. [06:52:25] <Booze_Hound> [wait what do EP and unicorns get if pegasi get 2 to hit]
  1194. [06:52:26] <Bob_GM> They both hit!
  1195. [06:52:38] <Bob_GM> [Unis get magic, mudpone get +2 to hit]
  1196. [06:52:41] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d8 spear stab
  1197. [06:52:41] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1198. [06:52:44] <Bob_GM> Hue
  1199. [06:52:53] <Booze_Hound> [FFFFF i havent been using my +2]
  1200. [06:52:54] <Chinook> (You were almost THIS cool)
  1201. [06:52:56] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d6 dagger slash?
  1202. [06:52:56] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1203. [06:52:57] <Bob_GM> You tickle the bunny with Booze's spear. It laughs.
  1204. [06:53:07] <Bob_GM> [I take it into account regardless Booze]
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  1206. [06:53:18] <Bob_GM> Rain does however slash the bunny hard!
  1207. [06:53:21] <Chinook> (>4 arrants)
  1208. [06:53:22] <Rain_Drop_> "Mah I was always better with a dagger..."
  1209. [06:53:22] <Booze_Hound> [ok thank you]
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  1211. [06:53:36] <Arrant_Hold> [Sorry Chin... 3ds]
  1212. [06:53:46] <Bob_GM> Ikea's turn
  1213. [06:54:27] <Ikea> !roll d20 for... spear... damn you wit!
  1214. [06:54:28] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1215. [06:54:36] <Ikea> !roll 1d8
  1216. [06:54:36] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1217. [06:54:43] <Bob_GM> Your wit damns the bunny for 4 HP!
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  1219. [06:55:06] <Flip> [How does the hp work here? Like, 10 for KO and then another 10 for death?]
  1220. [06:55:14] <Chinook> [Yeah]
  1221. [06:55:17] <Rain_Drop_> [yep]
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  1224. [06:56:57] <Chinook> (test)
  1225. [06:57:09] <Flip> [whats going on has my connection died]
  1226. [06:57:11] <Booze_Hound> [double test]
  1227. [06:57:12] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1228. [06:57:33] <Booze_Hound> [yes you are right about the health system]
  1229. [06:57:57] <Bob> [FFFFFFF laptop crashed... Mind someone telling me who's left as far as init goes? Last thing I saw was Ikea hitting for 4hp]
  1230. [06:58:11] <Chinook> (I ain't gone yet)
  1231. [06:58:30] Bob_GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  1232. [06:58:33] <Flip> [brb]
  1233. [06:58:37] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob_GM
  1234. [06:58:38] <Melodious_Harmony> [I rolled 9]
  1235. [06:58:41] <Bob_GM> Fugg
  1236. [06:58:45] <Melodious_Harmony> [I'm the last to act]
  1237. [06:58:55] <Chinook> [I got 4]
  1238. [06:58:55] <Bob_GM> [Chinook and Mel then?]
  1239. [06:59:00] <Bob_GM> K
  1240. [06:59:03] <Bob_GM> Melody is up
  1241. [06:59:07] <Ikea> [I'm seeing Mel, then Chin, then Bob/Bunny]
  1242. [06:59:16] <Bob_GM> [Thank you Based Ikea]
  1243. [06:59:26] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 for a spear stab
  1244. [06:59:26] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1245. [06:59:33] <Bob_GM> You stab the Earth
  1246. [06:59:34] <Melodious_Harmony> (11)
  1247. [06:59:35] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  1248. [06:59:35] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1249. [06:59:42] <Chinook> (Mel you earthie right?)
  1250. [06:59:46] <Melodious_Harmony> [Yeah]
  1251. [06:59:52] <Bob_GM> Well then
  1252. [06:59:54] <Melodious_Harmony> [I always forgot my +2s.]
  1253. [06:59:55] <Chinook> (Thats a hit)
  1254. [06:59:57] <Bob_GM> Thought you were a uni
  1255. [07:00:00] <Bob_GM> Hit!
  1256. [07:00:02] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
  1257. [07:00:12] <Arrant_Hold> [tfw praying for safety]
  1258. [07:00:12] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll d8 for damage
  1259. [07:00:12] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1260. [07:00:18] <Bob_GM> 4 HP dmg!
  1261. [07:00:24] <Bob_GM> Chinook's up
  1262. [07:00:28] <Chinook> [>how to do nothing and think you're helping]
  1263. [07:00:29] <Chinook> !roll d20 Jump up and stomp on it with both hooves
  1264. [07:00:30] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1265. [07:00:37] <Melodious_Harmony> "How long do we have to keep fighting this?!"
  1266. [07:00:40] <Chinook> (Mamma mia)
  1267. [07:00:53] Melodious_Harmony returns to Booze and Flip's side to defend
  1268. [07:00:54] <Bob_GM> You merely jump up and down like a silly goose
  1269. [07:00:58] <Arrant_Hold> [>tfw Chinook has never played Earthbound]
  1270. [07:01:01] <Bob_GM> Bob's turn
  1271. [07:01:11] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 VIOLA BOW SWORD ATTACK
  1272. [07:01:11] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1273. [07:01:13] Booze_Hound mumbles "not my mamma mia poster"
  1274. [07:01:14] Chinook stomps his hooves in frustration
  1275. [07:01:14] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d6
  1276. [07:01:14] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1277. [07:01:16] <Bob_GM> Based
  1278. [07:01:28] <Flip> [I just played earthbound a week or two ago]
  1279. [07:01:28] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20 Allout attack on... Melody!
  1280. [07:01:29] <GameServ> 13, 3 == 16
  1281. [07:01:32] <Flip> [Thought it was shit]
  1282. [07:01:33] <Bob_GM> Both miss!
  1283. [07:01:46] <Bob_GM> Rolllllll fuckers
  1284. [07:01:51] <Chinook> !roll d20
  1285. [07:01:52] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1286. [07:02:05] <Flip> !roll d20
  1287. [07:02:06] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1288. [07:02:16] <Booze_Hound> [am i the only one left?]
  1289. [07:02:20] <Booze_Hound> [down*]
  1290. [07:02:22] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 for init
  1291. [07:02:23] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1292. [07:02:35] <Ikea> !roll d20 init, still at 6/10
  1293. [07:02:36] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1294. [07:02:42] <Melodious_Harmony> [WHY THE LOW INIT ROLLS]
  1295. [07:02:56] <Rain_Drop_> [7 Scratched but still fighting!]
  1296. [07:02:57] <Booze_Hound> [because i'm down]
  1297. [07:03:00] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  1298. [07:03:00] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1299. [07:03:07] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  1300. [07:03:07] <GameServ> 18, 17 == 35
  1301. [07:03:08] <Chinook> [rain pls share good rolls]
  1302. [07:03:14] Melodious_Harmony defends Flip and Booze
  1303. [07:03:16] <Bob_GM> Rain's first
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  1306. [07:03:34] <Melodious_Harmony> [Can I take the damage if ever flip or Booze gets attacked?]
  1307. [07:03:39] <Bob_GM> [Nope]
  1308. [07:03:45] <Booze_Hound> [don't do it]
  1309. [07:04:03] <Melodious_Harmony> [okaay]
  1310. [07:04:06] <Bob_GM> [>Implying I'm a GM that will hurt unconscious players]
  1311. [07:04:29] <Chinook> [lawful]
  1312. [07:04:34] Rain_Drop_ keeps her compusure swinging the spear at the Bunny then stabbing at the bunny of hell!
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  1314. [07:04:49] <Bob_GM> Aight
  1315. [07:04:51] <Rain_Drop_> !roll 2d20+-4
  1316. [07:04:51] <GameServ> (18, 5) + -4 == 19
  1317. [07:04:59] <Bob_GM> You hit with the spear!
  1318. [07:05:07] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d8
  1319. [07:05:07] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1320. [07:05:19] <Bob_GM> Bob's turn
  1321. [07:05:33] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 slash with surgical precision!
  1322. [07:05:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1323. [07:05:43] <Chinook> (Well you did at least)
  1324. [07:05:50] <Bob_GM> Bob is a PreMed student... "WAUGH!" 1 HP dmg
  1325. [07:05:58] <Bob_GM> Bunny's turn
  1326. [07:06:04] <Rain_Drop_> "Flip did you get Booze up yet? Cant keep this up forever!"
  1327. [07:06:09] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 chompan time on... Chinook
  1328. [07:06:09] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1329. [07:06:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  1330. [07:06:12] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1331. [07:06:22] <Flip> "Not yet! The bandages are tangled!"
  1332. [07:06:27] <Bob_GM> Chinook's turn
  1333. [07:06:29] <Flip> [i.e. its not my turn yet]
  1334. [07:06:45] <Chinook> !roll d20 Slash it in response to being nommed
  1335. [07:06:45] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1336. [07:06:56] <Bob_GM> You slash it!
  1337. [07:07:01] <Chinook> !roll d8
  1338. [07:07:02] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1339. [07:07:13] <Bob_GM> The bunny has no regrets and walks it off
  1340. [07:07:27] <Chinook> "Why won't you DIE?!"
  1341. [07:07:34] <Bob_GM> Flip's turn
  1342. [07:07:40] <Flip> !roll d4 Attempt to heal Booze with bandages
  1343. [07:07:40] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1344. [07:07:58] <Bob_GM> Booze now has 2 HP and is awake! Albeit grouchy, and inactive till next turn
  1345. [07:08:13] <Flip> "You alright, hound?"
  1346. [07:08:19] <Bob_GM> Ikea's up!
  1347. [07:08:23] <Chinook> "Just stay back man"
  1348. [07:08:30] Booze_Hound weakly "Takes more than that to kill me"
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  1350. [07:08:38] <Ikea> !roll d20 to make a cutting remark... with a piercing weapon...
  1351. [07:08:38] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1352. [07:08:43] <Ikea> !roll 1d8
  1353. [07:08:43] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1354. [07:09:04] <Bob_GM> The weapon hurts the bunny with words
  1355. [07:09:08] <Bob_GM> 4 dmg!
  1356. [07:09:16] <Bob_GM> Melody!
  1357. [07:09:38] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20+2 for stomp attack
  1358. [07:09:39] <GameServ> (10) + 2 == 12
  1359. [07:09:50] <Bob_GM> Roll d4
  1360. [07:09:55] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d4
  1361. [07:09:55] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1362. [07:09:55] <Bob_GM> Hit!
  1363. [07:10:03] <Bob_GM> You stomp its tail.
  1364. [07:10:12] <Bob_GM> New round, everyone roll init!
  1365. [07:10:17] <Ikea> !roll d20 init, still at 6/10
  1366. [07:10:17] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1367. [07:10:18] <Flip> !roll d20
  1368. [07:10:18] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1369. [07:10:18] <Chinook> !roll d20
  1370. [07:10:18] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1371. [07:10:23] <Chinook> (oh)
  1372. [07:10:23] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1373. [07:10:23] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1374. [07:10:24] <Booze_Hound> ?
  1375. [07:10:29] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  1376. [07:10:30] <GameServ> 14, 1 == 15
  1377. [07:10:32] <Booze_Hound> this round im in or next
  1378. [07:10:40] <Bob_GM> [Booze is in]
  1379. [07:10:44] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  1380. [07:10:45] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1381. [07:11:11] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 for GOD DAMN IT KEK GIVE ME A GOOD ROLL
  1382. [07:11:12] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1383. [07:11:15] <Bob_GM> Hue
  1384. [07:11:21] <Chinook> (Do not provoke his Kekness)
  1385. [07:11:23] <Bob_GM> Booze starts us off
  1386. [07:11:25] <Melodious_Harmony> [FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu]
  1387. [07:11:36] <Booze_Hound> "BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER!"
  1388. [07:11:37] <Chinook> (I warned you about kek bro)
  1389. [07:11:49] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 melee attack
  1390. [07:11:49] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1391. [07:11:55] <Bob_GM> Hit!
  1392. [07:11:57] <Booze_Hound> !roll d4
  1393. [07:11:57] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1394. [07:12:04] <Bob_GM> You boop its tail
  1395. [07:12:11] <Bob_GM> Chinook!
  1396. [07:12:19] Melodious_Harmony is building up rage inside of her.
  1397. [07:12:22] <Chinook> !roll d20 Shout and distract it
  1398. [07:12:22] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1399. [07:12:31] Chinook splutters a bit
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  1401. [07:12:45] <Bob_GM> Chinook has a mouth but cannon scream
  1402. [07:12:49] Rain_Drop_ tosses Booze his spear while yelling "Booze! Catch!"
  1403. [07:12:54] <Bob_GM> Ikea!
  1404. [07:12:59] <Chinook> (cannon scream sounds awesome)
  1405. [07:13:02] <Bob_GM> Rain... Wait your turn
  1406. [07:13:05] <Booze_Hound> [roll to catch?]
  1407. [07:13:09] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1408. [07:13:09] Quicksilver [~Quicksilv@host-92-1-90-80.as43234.net] is now known as Quick_afk
  1409. [07:13:17] <Bob_GM> Rain must do that on her turn
  1410. [07:13:19] Booze_Hound catches
  1411. [07:13:23] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1412. [07:13:24] <Rain_Drop_> [Daw....okay..]
  1413. [07:13:32] <Booze_Hound> [ok]
  1414. [07:13:36] <Bob_GM> [Sorry...]
  1415. [07:13:45] <Chinook> [Dem's the rules]
  1416. [07:14:05] <Booze_Hound> [np man]
  1417. [07:14:05] <Melodious_Harmony> [Enemy HP: 1000/-]
  1418. [07:14:06] <Ikea> !roll d20 fuck... forgot to think up a witty comment... ehh... I give it a penetrating spa(e)re?
  1419. [07:14:06] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1420. [07:14:16] <Ikea> !roll d8 meh, it works
  1421. [07:14:16] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1422. [07:14:19] <Bob_GM> You penetrate it so good~
  1423. [07:14:25] <Chinook> (lewd)
  1424. [07:14:26] <Bob_GM> Really good
  1425. [07:14:31] <Chinook> (really lewd)
  1426. [07:14:42] <Ikea> [Ikea is great penetrator]
  1427. [07:14:43] <Bob_GM> Flip's up
  1428. [07:14:49] <Flip> !roll d20+2 Give up attempting to flirt with bunny and anally rape it with the spear, Lord of the Flies style
  1429. [07:14:49] <GameServ> (13) + 2 == 15
  1430. [07:15:02] <Bob_GM> You... anally rape it...
  1431. [07:15:05] <Flip> !roll d8
  1432. [07:15:05] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1433. [07:15:13] <Bob_GM> It cries out in pain... and pleasure...
  1434. [07:15:16] <Chinook> "Jesus, Flip. What the fuck"
  1435. [07:15:43] <Flip> "It was asking for it, wearing that kind of clothing!"
  1436. [07:15:46] <Bob_GM> Bob's turn
  1437. [07:15:55] <Chinook> (Ikea's theme of penetrating http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EbXcDV5zoE)
  1438. [07:15:57] <Rain_Drop_> "Uh...thats one way to hit it?"
  1439. [07:16:01] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 "FFS DIE ALREADY!"
  1440. [07:16:02] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1441. [07:16:07] <Bob_GM> It does not die
  1442. [07:16:24] <Bob_GM> Rain's turn
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  1444. [07:17:01] Rain_Drop_ tosses Booze his spear while yelling "Booze! Catch!"
  1445. [07:17:19] <Booze_Hound> [slight lag here]
  1446. [07:17:21] <Flip> [Has anyone here read lord of the flies, anyway?]
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  1448. [07:17:30] <Booze_Hound> [i saw the thug notes]
  1449. [07:17:38] <Bob_GM> Booze, roll
  1450. [07:17:45] <Bob_GM> [Of course]
  1451. [07:17:56] <Bob_GM> [Ralph had it coming]
  1452. [07:18:00] <Arrant_Hold> [bunny ded?]
  1453. [07:18:01] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1454. [07:18:02] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1455. [07:18:03] <Chinook> [It was way too long ago]
  1456. [07:18:06] <Chinook> [No]
  1457. [07:18:13] <Bob_GM> Booze fumbles, but its at his feet
  1458. [07:18:13] <Rain_Drop_> [I thought it was really weird as hell...]
  1459. [07:18:20] <Bob_GM> *hooves
  1460. [07:18:27] <Bob_GM> Melody's turn
  1461. [07:18:55] <Flip> [It was a weird book, to be sure, but one of my favorites]
  1462. [07:19:02] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20+2 with a rage-infused angry spear stab
  1463. [07:19:02] <GameServ> (16) + 2 == 18
  1464. [07:19:16] <Bob_GM> It hits with angst!
  1465. [07:19:30] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d8
  1466. [07:19:31] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1467. [07:19:32] <Booze_Hound> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJp1ptX4F3M]
  1468. [07:19:41] <Arrant_Hold> [I can tell you those wounds will never heal]
  1469. [07:19:50] <Bob_GM> Bunny's turn...
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  1471. [07:20:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 it attacks... Arrant! JK, it attacks Flip hue
  1472. [07:20:13] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1473. [07:20:16] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  1474. [07:20:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1475. [07:20:19] <Bob_GM> Welp
  1476. [07:20:24] <Bob_GM> Post dem new HPs!
  1477. [07:20:27] <Chinook> "Flip! Watch it!"
  1478. [07:20:35] <Booze_Hound> 2
  1479. [07:20:38] <Arrant_Hold> [6/10]
  1480. [07:20:39] <Chinook> [6/10]
  1481. [07:20:42] <Rain_Drop_> [7 Scratched but still fighting!]
  1482. [07:20:44] <Ikea> [6]
  1483. [07:20:47] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 init [6/10]
  1484. [07:20:48] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1485. [07:21:07] <Chinook> (I ain't gone yet Mel)
  1486. [07:21:19] <Bob_GM> Hold it Mel
  1487. [07:21:24] <Melodious_Harmony> [FUU]
  1488. [07:21:38] <Bob_GM> Chinook yelled for his turn...
  1489. [07:21:45] <Bob_GM> It is now a new round
  1490. [07:21:49] <Bob_GM> Roll inits!
  1491. [07:21:54] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1492. [07:21:55] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1493. [07:21:56] <Chinook> (Oh shit yeah I did)
  1494. [07:21:58] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20
  1495. [07:21:59] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1496. [07:21:59] <Chinook> !roll d20
  1497. [07:22:00] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1498. [07:22:05] <Arrant_Hold> [Hold on Mel, don't get RABBIT]
  1499. [07:22:18] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 again
  1500. [07:22:18] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1501. [07:22:27] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  1502. [07:22:27] <GameServ> 10, 15 == 25
  1503. [07:22:27] <Rain_Drop_> "This really is like the bunny from Monty python!'
  1504. [07:22:46] <Bob_GM> [Flip?]
  1505. [07:22:52] <Ikea> !roll d20 init
  1506. [07:22:52] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1507. [07:23:10] <Bob_GM> Ech
  1508. [07:23:17] <Chinook> "So it got sent here because it was too evil for hell or something?"
  1509. [07:23:28] <Flip> [Has anyone kept track of how much HP we've dealt?]
  1510. [07:23:30] <Bob_GM> Booze starts it off with a spear on the ground!
  1511. [07:23:36] <Bob_GM> [Of course I have Flip]
  1512. [07:23:37] <Chinook> [Bob, I hope]
  1513. [07:23:45] <Flip> [Besides bob i mean[
  1514. [07:23:47] <Booze_Hound> will picking it up end my turn?
  1515. [07:23:49] <Bob_GM> [What kind of GM wouldn't?]
  1516. [07:23:57] <Bob_GM> Not if you roll adequately
  1517. [07:24:00] <Ikea> "Maybe this is where things killed by the Holy Hand Granade of Antioch go?"
  1518. [07:24:01] Melodious_Harmony is building up more rage
  1519. [07:24:05] <Bob_GM> I'm generous~
  1520. [07:24:11] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to pick up spear
  1521. [07:24:11] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1522. [07:24:14] <Bob_GM> [Dat new headcanon Ikea
  1523. [07:24:15] <Flip> "Maybe we're all in limbo
  1524. [07:24:26] <Flip> "..."
  1525. [07:24:27] <Booze_Hound> [brb yelling at cat because of this]
  1526. [07:24:36] <Rain_Drop_> "So we all got bombed? Damn terrioists! I Blame Boris!"
  1527. [07:24:38] <Bob_GM> Welp. Booze picks up the spear after some spaghetti, ending his turn
  1528. [07:24:40] <Chinook> "Existential crisis in the middle of battle. Great"
  1529. [07:24:56] <Rain_Drop_> "Considering that we cant get this thing to just die!"
  1530. [07:24:58] <Bob_GM> Melo-D's turn
  1531. [07:25:11] <Chinook> (>dat rapper name)
  1532. [07:25:23] Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
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  1534. [07:26:00] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20+2 for another rage infused spear up the rabbit's ass
  1535. [07:26:00] <GameServ> (11) + 2 == 13
  1536. [07:26:10] <Bob_GM> It penetrates lewdly!
  1537. [07:26:14] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d8
  1538. [07:26:14] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1539. [07:26:29] <Bob_GM> The rabbit moans... But it's mainly out of pleasure. Ew.
  1540. [07:26:41] <Chinook> "KILL IT, JUST KILL IT"
  1541. [07:26:41] <Melodious_Harmony> "BLEED YOU... THING!"
  1542. [07:26:43] <Bob_GM> Bunny's turn
  1543. [07:26:55] <Booze_Hound> [back]
  1544. [07:26:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20 allout attack on... Melody
  1545. [07:26:58] <GameServ> 4, 11 == 15
  1546. [07:27:03] <Bob_GM> Misses both!
  1547. [07:27:09] <Booze_Hound> [cat knows i'm mad and is trying to comfort me]
  1548. [07:27:13] <Rain_Drop_> "Mind the teeth!"
  1549. [07:27:21] <Bob_GM> Rain plz go
  1550. [07:27:30] <Bob_GM> [D'awww]
  1551. [07:27:31] NovaFlux[FU] [~Hivemind@ppp-70-254-22-108.dsl.elpstx.swbell.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 186 seconds
  1552. [07:27:39] <Rain_Drop_> [my turn?]
  1553. [07:27:44] <Bob_GM> [Yuss]
  1554. [07:28:08] <Melodious_Harmony> [ http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/chilloutclassy.swf ]
  1555. [07:28:34] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20 time ta smack a bunny...with daggers
  1556. [07:28:34] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1557. [07:28:38] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d6
  1558. [07:28:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1
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  1560. [07:28:44] <Bob_GM> Rain smacks a bitch
  1561. [07:29:06] Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  1562. [07:29:08] <Bob_GM> Bob's turn
  1563. [07:29:15] <Melodious_Harmony> "... We need a Holy Hand Grenade."
  1564. [07:29:23] <Chinook> "We need a miracle"
  1565. [07:29:29] <Flip> "Do we have one?"
  1566. [07:29:30] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 super strike! "AAAHHHHHHH!"
  1567. [07:29:30] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1568. [07:29:33] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d6
  1569. [07:29:33] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1570. [07:29:36] <Bob_GM> "YEAH!"
  1571. [07:29:47] <Chinook> (Would caestus be d6?)
  1572. [07:29:50] <Booze_Hound> "we need the drunken one"
  1573. [07:29:53] <Bob_GM> Ikea's turn
  1574. [07:29:53] <Arrant_> [Didn't we already make that joke?]
  1575. [07:30:03] <Chinook> [It's no joke anymore]
  1576. [07:30:09] <Ikea> "But, if the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch send it's victims here, what happens if we kill something with it -here-?"
  1577. [07:30:12] <Rain_Drop_> "Screw the hand grenade we need a Rocket of Jesus!
  1578. [07:30:16] <Bob_GM> [Nothing is a joke anymore]
  1579. [07:30:30] <Ikea> !roll d20 I'm out of wit, but I won't spear you the puns!
  1580. [07:30:31] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1581. [07:30:31] <Chinook> "A Lazer of Lazarus!"
  1582. [07:30:36] <Arrant_> [srs bsn]
  1583. [07:30:37] <Ikea> !roll d8
  1584. [07:30:37] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1585. [07:30:39] <Bob_GM> Ikea spears no expense
  1586. [07:30:46] <Booze_Hound> [hue]
  1587. [07:30:48] <Chinook> [carlos pls go]
  1588. [07:30:55] <Flip> "A Vaporizer of Valhalla!"
  1589. [07:30:59] <Bob_GM> Chinook's turn!
  1590. [07:31:11] <Chinook> !roll d20 body slam
  1591. [07:31:11] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1592. [07:31:17] <Bob_GM> Slammed!
  1593. [07:31:19] <Bob_GM> Jammed!
  1594. [07:31:21] <Chinook> !roll d4
  1595. [07:31:22] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1596. [07:31:35] <Quick_afk> [This ride never ends]
  1597. [07:31:42] <Bob_GM> Flip's up because she totally forgot to roll Init
  1598. [07:31:50] <Flip> [did I?]
  1599. [07:31:54] <Flip> [oops.]
  1600. [07:31:56] <Bob_GM> [Funny you say that Quick...]
  1601. [07:32:00] <Arrant_> [HOW MUCH HP DOES THIS BUNNY HAVE?]
  1602. [07:32:04] <Flip> !roll d20+2 Stop fooling around with romantic/sexual themes and skewer the fucking rabbit
  1603. [07:32:04] <GameServ> (8) + 2 == 10
  1604. [07:32:10] <Chinook> [2much]
  1605. [07:32:15] <Ikea> [it has YES hp]
  1606. [07:32:26] <Ikea> [it's hp counter is a boolean]
  1607. [07:32:28] <Bob_GM> You skewer the rabbit with romantic themes
  1608. [07:32:31] <Bob_GM> Roll
  1609. [07:32:34] <Flip> !roll d8
  1610. [07:32:34] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1611. [07:32:35] <Arrant_> [Bunny is OP. pls nerf]
  1612. [07:33:26] <Bob_GM> The bunny looks around for a second, eyes blazing... The entire clearing goes dark for a second. All you can see is the bunny's red eyes, glaring at you. The entire area seems a lot more heated...
  1613. [07:33:33] <Chinook> [>tfw this is just the first enemy]
  1614. [07:33:41] <Bob_GM> Everyone, roll d20
  1615. [07:33:45] <Flip> !roll d20
  1616. [07:33:45] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1617. [07:33:46] <Chinook> !roll d20
  1618. [07:33:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1619. [07:33:48] <Ikea> [this isn't even its final form!]
  1620. [07:33:50] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1621. [07:33:50] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1622. [07:33:51] <Ikea> !roll d20
  1623. [07:33:51] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1624. [07:33:52] <Chinook> (Welp flip)
  1625. [07:33:53] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d20 "Duck and cover!"
  1626. [07:33:53] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1627. [07:33:56] <Arrant_> [...]
  1628. [07:34:02] <Chinook> "Oh, hell no what's this?!"
  1629. [07:34:04] <Ikea> [whelp, everyone..]
  1630. [07:34:10] <Quick_afk> [There are no breaks on the bunny train]
  1631. [07:34:14] <Flip> "What did I do???"
  1632. [07:34:23] <Bob_GM> Flip, Chinook, Ikea, Rain and Melody, roll d4
  1633. [07:34:28] <Ikea> !roll d4
  1634. [07:34:28] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1635. [07:34:28] <Chinook> !roll d4
  1636. [07:34:28] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1637. [07:34:32] <Flip> !roll d4 fuck
  1638. [07:34:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1639. [07:34:45] <Rain_Drop_> !roll d4
  1640. [07:34:46] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1641. [07:34:46] <Arrant_> [I'll sing you dirges...]
  1642. [07:34:51] <Chinook> (I think that's my 3)
  1643. [07:34:55] <Bob_GM> That's the HP dmg you take from the following events
  1644. [07:35:03] <Bob_GM> [Chinook has a 2 I believe]
  1645. [07:35:07] <Ikea> [iss the 3 mine or Chins?]
  1646. [07:35:15] <Ikea> [k]
  1647. [07:35:16] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll d4
  1648. [07:35:16] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1649. [07:35:31] <Flip> [5/10 health]
  1650. [07:35:50] <Booze_Hound> 2 health
  1651. [07:35:54] <Chinook> [4/10]
  1652. [07:35:54] <Ikea> [3]
  1653. [07:36:01] Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1654. [07:36:15] <Melodious_Harmony> [4/10]
  1655. [07:36:25] <Rain_Drop_> [5 Bloodied, might wanna get a bandage on]
  1656. [07:36:54] <Bob_GM> The darkness swirls around, creating a clear vortex. The bunny, for once in its damned life, shows fear. It scurries, trying to escape.. But... It gets sucked in, giving out a bone-chilling scream as it disappears in the doomed vortex, the vortex closing up with a major explosion following it!
  1657. [07:37:07] <Bob_GM> You have successfully killed the demonic bunny!
  1658. [07:37:12] Arrant__ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1659. [07:37:13] <Flip> [For the record it was my attack that killed the bunny]
  1660. [07:37:18] <Melodious_Harmony> !roll 1d20 for loot
  1661. [07:37:18] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1662. [07:37:19] <Flip> [Just sayin
  1663. [07:37:27] <Booze_Hound> [flip the bunny killer]
  1664. [07:37:31] <Ikea> [>sucked into vortex == no loot?]
  1665. [07:37:33] <Booze_Hound> [sounds great]
  1666. [07:37:46] <Flip> [>uncalled for rolling]
  1667. [07:37:47] <Booze_Hound> [can we follow?]
  1668. [07:37:56] <Chinook> [Booze pls]
  1669. [07:38:01] <Ikea> [following into a vortex of doom]
  1670. [07:38:05] Rain_Drop_ rolls across the ground from the explosion dirt tossed up all around the clearing
  1671. [07:38:10] Arrant_ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  1672. [07:38:14] Chinook is sent flying backwards
  1673. [07:38:16] <Bob_GM> There are 5 timberwolf corpses lootable for wood, nothing else can be seen
  1674. [07:38:30] Bob_GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob
  1675. [07:38:32] Melodious_Harmony was blown away backwards
  1676. [07:38:37] Flip stands against the blast barely
  1677. [07:38:44] Chinook groans "Is....it over? Is it finally over?"
  1678. [07:38:55] Ikea is flipped over from the blast, landing quite roughly on his neck
  1679. [07:39:18] Arrant [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  1680. [07:39:22] <Bob> "Oh God... That was horrifying... I-I can help you guys at the Clinic..." Bob mutters "All I wanted was one goddamn peaceful walk...
  1681. [07:39:23] <Rain_Drop_> "I...I think so?"
  1682. [07:39:27] <Ikea> ".... ooowww...."
  1683. [07:39:33] Arrant__ [webchat@cpe-67-10-123-161.gt.res.rr.com] is now known as Arrant
  1684. [07:39:51] <Chinook> "Clinic sounds good. Can we all walk?"
  1685. [07:39:53] <Bob> [For the record, I'm not kidding. Taking the path more-travelled would have resulted in just a nice walk in the forest]
  1686. [07:39:53] <Booze_Hound> [we roll for loot?]
  1687. [07:40:02] Flip sheaths the spear
  1688. [07:40:07] <Bob> [No loot save for timberwolf corpses
  1689. [07:40:09] <Rain_Drop_> "We...*cough* could still go for that walk..."
  1690. [07:40:17] <Ikea> [ever taking the path more travelled...]
  1691. [07:40:18] Rain_Drop_ puts away her dagger
  1692. [07:40:30] <Booze_Hound> [ya we roll to loot bodies?]
  1693. [07:40:37] <Bob> You all walk back to the Clinic, wondering what the FUCK just happened.
  1694. [07:40:41] Ikea stands up, picking his spear back up
  1695. [07:40:43] <Bob> [Booze plz. They're wood.]
  1696. [07:40:51] Chinook limps over to the clinic
  1697. [07:41:01] <Ikea> [implying wood is not valuable resource]
  1698. [07:41:11] Rain_Drop_ follows the group to the Clinic
  1699. [07:41:14] <Bob> [And thus ends Mr. Bob's Wild Ride. Please take your exit to the left of the Clinic]
  1700. [07:41:16] <Ikea> [implying one could not build a house out of timberwolves]
  1701. [07:41:24] <Bob> [>Rolling to pick up corpses]
  1702. [07:41:29] <Chinook> [>house becomes giant timberwolf]
  1703. [07:41:33] <Booze_Hound> [mobs have gold in them]
  1704. [07:41:36] <Bob> [Hue]
  1705. [07:41:52] <Bob> You pick the corpses up and walk back into town
  1706. [07:42:01] Ikea stumbles after the group towards the clinic
  1707. [07:42:09] <Bob> [How'd ya guys like it and the 100 HP demonic bunny from hell? :D]
  1708. [07:42:22] <Flip> [I actually hate you bob]
  1709. [07:42:22] <Bob> [Also Ikea Pastebin?]
  1710. [07:42:23] <Melodious_Harmony> [BULLSHIT THAT WAS 100HP?!]
  1711. [07:42:30] <Flip> [jk]
  1712. [07:42:32] <Chinook> [>100 hp]
  1713. [07:42:33] <Rain_Drop_> [Dear god!]
  1714. [07:42:46] Booze_Hound drunkenly and painfully stumbles to the clinic
  1715. [07:42:55] <Bob> [For the record there were several ways to end it without fighting the bunny]
  1716. [07:42:59] Flip helps Booze back
  1717. [07:43:04] Aoyin [~IceChat77@d199-74-153-97.nap.wideopenwest.com] is now known as Akayi
  1718. [07:43:47] <Chinook> [We could've just walked away...]
  1719. [07:43:57] Melodious_Harmony limps towards the Inn
  1720. [07:44:07] <Melodious_Harmony> "..."
  1721. [07:44:10] <Flip> "I'm heading back to the bar... See you there, Booze."
  1722. [07:44:20] Melodious_Harmony shrugs the thought and goes to the clinic instead
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