Survey of current and ex-moderators of EpicMafia.com

1. Do you find reports sexually gratifying?

Yes   : 73.4%
No    : 15.5%
Other : 11.1%

If yes, proceed to Q2. If no, proceed to Q3.

2. Have you ever achieved orgasm while completing reports?

Yes   : 57.4%
No    : 0.1%
Other : 42.5%

3. Did you ever rule unjustly in reports, specifically in OGI cases?

Yes   : 5.4%
No    : 94.6%
Other : 0%

4. Did you find your role as an EpicMafia moderator to be fulfilling? That is, did it give you purpose?

Yes   : 93.2%
No    : 6.8%
Other : -

5. If you answered yes to Q4., was that purpose sexual?

Yes   : 99.3%
No    : 0.7%
Other : -

Survey commissioned by Lucidrains. All participants are protected under the Privacy Act of 1974, unless protections are forfeited. Protections may be forfeit in the event of terrorist attacks, national emergency, election of a Republican President, championship ball deflations, mass meta abuse rings, or ice cream shortages.