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- >Pinkie stands in front of the four of you.
- "Okay, now that everypony is here, mind telling us why we're here?"
- >She nods.
- >"Okie dokie lokie Twilight, but you have to promise not to tell Applejack!"
- >Rainbow tilts her head.
- >"Why not?"
- >Rarity speaks in a worried tone, "Did something awful happen?"
- >Pinkie nods again.
- >Fluttershy's eyes get a little wide.
- >"I hope everything is okay..."
- >Pinkie stretches her neck so that she's face to face with Fluttershy.
- >"It's not!"
- >Fluttershy cowers a little as Pinkie's head slams back to her body.
- >Sometimes she's on par with Discord's body tricks.
- "Okay Pinkie, stop playing around. What happened?"
- >She looks down and begins speaking.
- >"There I was, walking to Sweet Apple Acres..."
- >She starts to walk in place to try drawing the scene for the four of you.
- >"I wanted to see what my good friends in the Apple family were up to."
- >Pinkie zooms out of the room and into your kitchen, then comes back a second later with an apple.
- >She places the apple on the ground and pretends to walk to it.
- >"I didn't see anypony outside the barn, so I was a little confused."
- >She suddenly turns away from you.
- >"But that's when I heard it."
- >Fluttershy is trembling.
- >"I-It?"
- >Pinkie slowly walks toward the bookshelves.
- >"I heard Big Mac cry out from inside the barn, so I went to investigate."
- >She puts on her hat and pipe and slowly creeps to the back of the room.
- >"I peeked inside the barn doors and saw..."
- >Rainbow flies up.
- >"A monster?!"
- >Rarity stands up.
- >"Was the room filthy?!"
- >Fluttershy is trembling even harder now.
- "Girls, be quiet."
- >They sit and stop talking.
- >Pinkie turns around from looking at the back of the room.
- >"I saw Big Mac standing there. He was looking down at something."
- >All of you are silent.
- >"It was... His dingalingalang."
- >Fluttershy and Rarity gasp.
- >Your mouth hangs open.
- >Rainbow smirks and starts to giggle.
- >"It fell off!"
- >Close your mouth and shake your head.
- "Pinkie, I don't think it can just fall off."
- >She comes up closer to your face.
- >"Then how do you explain what I saw?"
- >You shake your head because you don't know the answer either.
- >Look to the other three girls.
- "Do you know why or how this could have happened?"
- >Rarity shakes her head.
- >"I haven't the slightest idea... But I feel terrible for Mac."
- >Rainbow jumps up.
- >"What if it was cut off in some freak applebucking accident?!"
- >Rarity gasps.
- >You shake your head.
- "I highly doubt that. Pinkie, was it bloody?"
- >Pinkie shakes her head.
- >"It was brown, like his."
- >Rainbow sits down.
- >"Then I got nothing."
- >You turn to Fluttershy.
- "Do you know what might have happened?"
- >She looks at you with a very worried look in her eyes.
- >"W-well..."
- >Rainbow flies over and gets right in her face.
- >"Come on, spit it out!"
- >You slide Rainbow back a bit with your magic.
- >Fluttershy takes a deep breath as everyone stares at her.
- >"W-well Anon once said to me, 'If you don't use it, you lose it,' so I was thinking it could be that..."
- "What? How can it just fall off like that though?"
- >She shakes her head.
- >"I don't know."
- >Pinkie zooms over to the door.
- >"We've got to save Anon then! He hasn't used it since he got here a few years ago!"
- "Wait! This doesn't seem logical..."
- >You think about all the books you've read.
- >Literally none of them have been about sexual organs.
- >All you know is that a penis is supposed to go inside of a vagina to make offspring.
- >Wow.
- >You'll have to talk to Princess Celestia about the lack on information you have on this topic.
- "Well... I don't really know much about this. I guess it could be possible, but it seems so unlikely."
- >Fluttershy stands up.
- >"I don't want Anon to lose such an important body part..."
- >Rarity follows her lead.
- >"I agree, I think we should act now if we know it could happen to another good friend of ours."
- >All of you look at Rainbow who nods.
- >"Count me in!"
- "I guess we're doing this then."
- >You open the door with your magic and walk out with the four of them.
- >It only takes a few minutes of walking to get to Anon's house.
- >He lives down the dirt path from Fluttershy's cottage in a similar looking house.
- >The five of you stop once reaching the path that leads up to his house.
- "Alright girls, I'm pretty sure Anon isn't just going to let us walk in and stimulate him. How should we go about doing this?"
- >Pinkie raises her hoof.
- >"Ooh ooh ooh pick me!"
- >You point to her.
- "What Pinkie?"
- >She looks down at the ground, showing all of you her mane.
- >There are sticks coming up out of it.
- >"Pick a stick! The pony with the longest stick goes first!"
- >You grab one with your magic and raise an eyebrow.
- "When did you even put these here?"
- >"I have sticks in my mane in case of emergencies like this!"
- >That sure is Pinkie.
- >After everyone takes a stick, she picks her head back up and pulls one out as well.
- >All of you hold your sticks together.
- >Rainbow's is the longest, followed by Rarity, you, Pinkie, and finally Fluttershy.
- "Guess that's the order we'll go in. Rainbow, you're first."
- >Rainbow smirks.
- >"I have an amazing idea..."
- >You sit on the couch as you read the Pony Post.
- >There's not much going on in the news, besides the dam almost bursting.
- >Luckily, magic can fix anything within seconds.
- >Fucking overpowered magic.
- >A light knock is heard on the door.
- >Strange.
- >Not many ponies come to visit you.
- >Besides Fluttershy that is.
- >She's pretty much the only pony you see more than once in a week.
- >You get up and lazily walk over to the door.
- >When you open it, you see Rainbow Dash standing there with two pizza boxes and a baseball cap.
- >"Alright, here's your cheese pizzas. That'll be seventeen bits."
- "Seventeen?! Why so pricy?"
- >She shakes her head.
- >"Rules are rules."
- "I never even ordered this!"
- >"That doesn't matter, I was given this address. You have to pay."
- >You sigh.
- "I don't even have that many right now..."
- >She looks you in the eye.
- >"You could always pay me in another way..."
- >Is she implying that you have sex?
- >Nah.
- >Just look at her.
- >She's a cute cyan pegasus in a friendly world.
- >She couldn't be thinking something that mature and lewd.
- "I think I have an idea of how to pay you."
- >You step aside and beckon her in.
- "Come on in."
- >She smiles and walks inside.
- >You close the door behind her.
- "What is taking Rainbow so long?"
- >Fluttershy blushes and drags her hoof on the ground.
- >"W-well, she might be enjoying herself while trying to help Anon."
- >Rarity blushes too as she gives Fluttershy a look.
- >"That's a lewd thing to say, dear..."
- >Just then the door opens and all of you duck back into the bushes.
- >Rainbow turns as she walks out of his house.
- >"Thanks Anon!"
- >He smiles to her.
- >"Anytime, Rainbow!"
- >He closes the door and Rainbow smiles as she trots down the path toward all of you.
- >When she gets there, she meets eye contact with you and stops.
- >She slams her hoof into her face.
- >"...I completely forgot."
- "What do you mean you forgot?!"
- >"He's just so nice! I didn't expect him to let me split the pizzas with him as payment!"
- >You groan.
- "It's okay. We still have a few more tries at this before he becomes suspicious."
- >Look over at Rarity.
- "It's your turn now."
- >She stands with confidence.
- >"I know just the outfit that would do the trick."
- >You put the leftover pizza in the refrigerator and smile.
- >That was nice.
- >It's not very often you get to have a guest over for lunch.
- >And that they're the ones who bring the lunch.
- >Rainbow's a pretty nice gal, despite her boyish exterior.
- >Wish she'd show the side she showed you as you ate together more often.
- >That'd be cool.
- >A knock is heard on your door again.
- >Another visitor?
- >Huh.
- >Maybe you're getting popular.
- >You walk into the main room and open the door.
- >Rarity stands there wearing a maid outfit.
- >"Hello Anonymous. Mind if I come in?"
- "Um... Alright?"
- >You step aside and she walks past you, heading over to the couch.
- >Close the door and turn to her.
- >She begins dusting off the couch and swaying her hips side to side as she does so.
- >"You know Anon... If there's ever anything you want from me, just ask."
- >She wiggles her butt again.
- >It's almost as if she wants you to look at her bottom.
- >...Really?
- >Again?
- >Come on man.
- >This is another cute pony.
- >What's with you and these weird thoughts?
- >Shake the lewd thoughts out of your head and walk up to her.
- >She still sways her hips even when you're next to her.
- >She must not even know she's doing it.
- "Here, let me help."
- >You sigh as you lay on the ground, looking up at the clouds.
- >Rainbow groans and looks at the house.
- >"Rarity sure is taking a while in there."
- "Yeah well so did you."
- >She rolls her eyes.
- >Fluttershy sits next to you, watching the butterflies flutter around.
- >Pinkie eats an ice cream cone.
- >Not even gonna ask where she got that from.
- >A creak sound comes from Anon's house and you all poke your heads out from the bushes.
- >Rarity walks out of the house and turns to Anon.
- >"Thank you very much, Rarity."
- >She shakes her head.
- >"Oh heavens no, the pleasure was all mine."
- >They share a smile and then Anon closes the door.
- >Rarity starts walking and then stops.
- >She groans and takes off to a gallop toward all of you.
- >When she gets to you, you ask.
- "Did you do it?"
- >She shakes her head.
- >Rainbow groans again.
- >"Come on Rarity!"
- >Rarity leers at Rainbow.
- >"Yeah, like you did any better."
- >Fluttershy asks, "What happened? I thought you were going to seduce him as you helped clean his house."
- >Rarity sits down behind the bushes and sighs.
- >"Well I was, but I soon got too into the act of cleaning and forgot why I was there in the first place. We cleaned his entire house..."
- >She looks down.
- >"I'm sorry."
- >You stand and look at her.
- "It's okay. I guess it's my turn now."
- >You plop yourself down on the couch and look around the room.
- >It's completely spotless.
- >Rarity is amazing at cleaning.
- >Today has been kinda strange.
- >You've had two visitors whom you spent some quality time with.
- >For the third time today, someone knocks on your door.
- >Seriously, what is going on?
- >Is it some kind of neighborly holiday?
- >You stand up and walk to the door.
- >When you open it, you see Twilight standing there.
- >She speaks in a serious tone.
- >"Anon, we need to talk."
- >Without asking, she walks inside.
- >You close the door after she comes inside and turn to her.
- >She stares up at you.
- >"There might be something wrong with you."
- >You raise an eyebrow in confusion.
- "What? What do you mean?"
- >"There's a type of magic which tends to inflict a massive amount of damage upon body parts. As I was walking to Fluttershy's cottage, I felt a strong amount of that magic surrounding this house."
- >Your eyes widen.
- "What does this mean?"
- >Twilight begins explaining.
- >"It means that if this magic has time to concentrate, it could destroy a part of your body in an instant."
- "Oh my god..."
- >She nods.
- >"That's why I need to give you a physical examination."
- >You give her a little bit of a skeptical look.
- "Are you sure? This seems a bit sudden..."
- >"Anon, I'm completely serious. This could be life threatening."
- >Sigh and put your hand on your forehead.
- "Alright, if you think it's going to work... Should we do it right here?"
- >She nods eagerly.
- >You lightly shake your head and begin stripping in front of the small purple equine.
- >She watches as you pull of your shirt, pants, socks, and your underwear.
- >You look away as she comes closer.
- >Her hot breath hits your cock and you back up a little.
- >She backs up as well.
- >"I-I'm sorry!"
- "Just... Just hurry up and check."
- >She begins to circle your body, looking at each limb.
- >Once she's gone around you four times, she stops right in front of you.
- >Using her magic, she moves your dick.
- >The sensation is cold and makes you jump a bit.
- >She slows down her inspection as she looks at your member.
- >Jesus Christ she's a pervert.
- >...No.
- >Alright Anon.
- >Think logically.
- >She's going slow because she needs to make sure there's nothing wrong.
- >Not because she's enjoying the view.
- >You look down and see her blush grow as she stares at your privates.
- >Well, this is a bit awkward, so it makes sense why she would be blushing.
- >She suddenly takes you into her mouth, sending a wave of pleasure throughout your body.
- >Okay.
- >This isn't a cute pony anymore.
- >This one wants to have sex with you.
- >You step back and push her off you.
- "What the fuck is your problem?!"
- >"Anon, Iβ"
- "No!"
- >You grab your underwear and put them on, then grab Twilight in one arm.
- >"Anon, this isn't what it seems likeβ"
- >Turn and open the door, then throw her out.
- "And don't come back!"
- >Slam the door.
- >Well...
- >That could have gone better.
- >You pick yourself up and slowly walk back to the bushes.
- >Fluttershy quickly grabs you and hugs you.
- >"A-Are you alright?!"
- >The others look over.
- "Yeah... I'm fine."
- >Rainbow comes close to you.
- >"Well did you do it? I saw him almost naked when he threw you out."
- "No... My approach was too straightforward and I scared him."
- >Rarity rubs your back with a hoof.
- >"It's okay darling. Are you hurt?"
- >Shake your head.
- "Not really."
- >Rainbow lays down and looks up at the sky.
- >"While Pinkie goes, I think I'm going to take a nap."
- >You sigh and look over to Pinkie.
- >Or you would have, if she was there.
- >Poke your head out of the bushes and see Pinkie bouncing down to Anon's house while wearing a cake outfit.
- >Hopefully she has better luck than you did.
- >Holy shit.
- >Of all the ponies you know, it was Twilight who is the pervert.
- >Jeez.
- >You can't just walk into someone's house and have sex with them like that!
- >And her reasoning...
- >That was like an intro to a terrible porno.
- >As you put your clothes back on, there's a knock on the door.
- >Is she back already?
- >Seriously?
- >You pull up your pants and stomp over to the door.
- >Open it and glare down.
- >It's Pinkie in a cake outfit.
- >You relax your gaze.
- "Hey Pinkie."
- >"Hi Anon!"
- "Why are you here?"
- >"Because we're going to PARTY!"
- >She pulls out a cannon from behind her and wheels it past you.
- >You turn and watch her fire the cannon inside of your house, completely decorating the main room with balloons, streamers, and cake.
- >Maybe some relaxing is just what you need.
- >And this pony is giving it to you for free.
- >A smile forms on your face.
- >"That's what I like to see! Now let's PARRTAAY!"
- >You close the door and enjoy a nice party.
- >"All that hard work! Completely ruined by Pinkie Pie's party cannon!"
- >Fluttershy puts her hoof on Rarity's leg.
- >"Don't worry Rarity, it was only one room of the house."
- >She sighs.
- >"I suppose that's true, but we still spent all that time in there!"
- >The door opens and you nudge Rarity and Fluttershy, making them look too.
- >Pinkie bounces out of the door.
- >Anon waves goodbye to her and closes the door.
- >She bounces all the way back to the four of you.
- >"Oh hi!"
- >Rainbow sits up from laying down and sees Pinkie there.
- >"Did you do it, Pinkie?"
- >"Do what?"
- >You put your hoof on your face.
- >Rainbow grabs Pinkie.
- >"Oh you know, the whole reason we even came here for?!"
- >Pinkie tilts her head.
- >"I dunno. I just had a nice party with Anon because he looked like he was sad!"
- >Rarity sighs and looks down at the ground.
- >"I don't know if we can do it, girls."
- >All of you look at her.
- >"Just look at what we've managed to accomplish so far. He's had a nice lunch, his house cleaned, been sexually assaulted, and had a party thrown for him..."
- >She solemnly looks around at everyone.
- >Fluttershy stands up with a sudden boost in confidence.
- >"It's not over yet."
- >She steps out of the bushes and walks down the path to his house.
- "Good luck."
- >Rainbow lets go of Pinkie and nods.
- >"She'll need it."
- >Today is definitely going to be a memorable day.
- >Four different ponies have visited you, each with their own intentions.
- >While Twilight's was completely fucked up, it's still something worth looking back at in the future.
- >But the question still remains...
- >Why the hell are they coming here?
- >Is it Visit Anon Day or something?
- >Seven knocks are heard on the door in rapid succession.
- >There's only one pony that knocks like that.
- >Fluttershy.
- >You walk over to the door and open it for her.
- >She stands on the porch with a scared look in her eyes.
- >"Anon..."
- "What is it Fluttershy? What's wrong?"
- >"Can I come inside please?"
- >You nod.
- "Of course."
- >Step aside and wait for her to walk in before shutting the door.
- >When you turn to her, she takes a deep breath.
- >"You probably noticed something weird happening today, right?"
- >You nod.
- "Yeah, I've been getting tons more visitors than usual. Most of them were nice."
- >"Well there's a reason for that."
- >Cross your arms and nod for her to continue.
- >"It all started when Pinkie was going to Sweet Apple Acres..."
- >"So Twilight..."
- >You look over at Rainbow.
- >"What did it taste like?"
- >Tilt your head in mild confusion.
- "What?"
- >She smirks.
- >"You know... Anon."
- >You blush and look away.
- "Shut up."
- >She shrugs.
- >"Fine then. I was just wondering."
- >Pinkie loudly whispers to all of you.
- >"Door's opening!"
- >You peek through the bushes and see Fluttershy walking with Anon straight toward all of you.
- >Rainbow whispers to Rarity.
- >"Did she rat us out?"
- >Rarity shrugs.
- >Anon calls out.
- >"I know you're there."
- >The four of you come out of the bushes.
- >You look down at your hooves.
- >"It's okay Twilight. I know why you did what you did and I forgive you."
- >Look up at Anon.
- >"But it wasn't right."
- >Your ears go back.
- "Sorry."
- >Anon clears his throat.
- >"I guess I'll explain. When I told Fluttershy, 'If you don't use it, you lose it,' I was referring to the brain."
- >The four of you share a collective, "Ohhh..."
- >He walks closer to each of you.
- >"And you don't have to try tricking me to get me to do this stuff. Why didn't you just ask first? It could have saved all of you a lot of time and effort."
- >You and Rainbow nod.
- >Anon smiles to all of you.
- >"Well I'm glad we got all of that fixed. I'm sorry I got all of you so worried."
- >Fluttershy opens her arms for a hug, and then Anon invites everyone for a big group hug.
- >As everyone is enjoying each other's embrace, Pinkie shouts out.
- >"Wait a minute!"
- >You all look over.
- >"If you don't need to use it to lose it, then how did Big Mac lose his?!"
- >Look at Anon and then back to Pinkie.
- "Why don't we take Anon's advice? Let's just ask."
- >Everyone nods and you cast a teleportation spell.
- >In a flash of purple and pink, all of you stand near the barn at Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Big Mac and Applejack are arguing about something in front of the barn doors.
- >All of you walk over.
- >Applejack stomps her hooves.
- >"Whaddya mean somepony saw ya?"
- >Big Mac leans in.
- >"What I mean is that somepony saw me and hauled it into town screamin'!"
- >They butt heads.
- >"Well who in the hay was it?!"
- "Ahem."
- >Both of them turn from being near centimeters from each other's faces to all of you.
- >Pinkie jumps to the front of the crowd.
- >"I'm so sorry for your loss!"
- >He looks confused as Rarity walks over to him.
- >"I know it was such an important part of your body, and this might be really hard to talk about..."
- >He looks even more confused.
- >"Could you explain to us how it happened?"
- >He shakes his head.
- >"I don't know what yer goin' on about."
- >Anon calls out from the back of the group.
- >"They think your dick fell off."
- >Big Mac moves his leg, showing everyone that his package is indeed still there.
- >"What in Equestria made ya think that?"
- >Everyone looks at Pinkie.
- >She shrinks down.
- >"But... I saw you staring at it in the barn."
- >Big Mac turns to Applejack with a smile.
- >"Looks like you'll haveta explain this one."
- >Applejack's face goes red with blush.
- >"U-um... Well Big Mac was as surprised as all of you when he saw it."
- >She clears her throat.
- >"What ya saw there Pinkie... That was one of... Mah toys."
- >Everyone is silent.
- >Pinkie giggles a little bit.
- >Then bursts into laughter.
- >Rainbow follows suit, and then Anon does.
- >Rarity smiles as the laughing spreads around.
- >You find yourself smirking and Fluttershy giggles lightly.
- >Big Mac and Applejack join the circle of laughter.
- >All of you laugh for a few minutes at the absurdity of what has taken place today.
- >As the laughter starts to die down, Applejack clears her throat.
- >"Y'all aren't tellin' anyone I got that, are ya?"
- >She looks worried as everyone laughs even harder.
- >Today was a nice day.
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