Island of Misfit Toys 22

[21:20:50] <`GM> [When we last left our main characters, an "American" from "America" discovered that there was a large amount of importance in those quotation marks.]
[21:21:25] <`GM> [More specifically, Wally and Kay were in a tizzy about whether or not dissecting a bite monster is awesome.]
[21:21:46] <`GM> [Let us continue on that mode of thought.]
[21:25:34] <`GM> [Wallberg begins grabbing sheets from the various beds and extras from the cupboards and draping them on top of the mega-bed he's created for the autopsy.]
[21:26:32] <`GM> Wally:  "Hey, if you guys aren't going to help, could you at least help?  This thing won't keep forever!"
[21:26:37] * Jonah make an exasperated gesture.
[21:27:19] <Jonah> "No, man, no! Like I said, why are you doing this here of all place?!"
[21:27:34] <`GM> Kitkat:  "My sheets!  Those are MY sheets!  MYNE!"
[21:28:24] <Jonah> "I know it's science or whatever but I don't fucking care, man! It's a goddamn infirmary!"
[21:28:25] <`GM> Wally:  "BECAUSE it's a clinic, man, duh!  It's got all the tools!  And nobody gets hurt around here anyways; I'm puttin' it to use for once!"
[21:29:04] <Ai`> "If needed, I can specially clean any dirtied sheets."
[21:29:33] * Ai` meanwhile moves to assist setup, having smoothed her scalpel-finger back into a normal one.
[21:29:54] <`GM> [Kit glares at Ai with her blue blue eyes]
[21:30:23] <`GM> Kitkat:  "That's nyot the POINT!  Gnnnnyrr, you just don't understand..."
[21:30:32] <`GM> Kitkat:  ">:T"
[21:34:09] <Jonah> "Man this is screwed up! I'm not getting myself stitched right besides gooey monster dissection party!"
[21:35:13] <`GM> [Kit motions to Jonah vehemently.]
[21:35:40] <`GM> Kitkat:  "SEE?!  Hurt guy, right here!  He's gonna get infected!"
[21:36:04] <Jonah> "oh yeah we can run wuth that. Sanitization and all that jazz."
[21:36:44] <`GM> [Wally dulls his eyes as he looks at Jonah's wounds.]
[21:37:07] <`GM> Wally:  "Dude, he's, like, immortal; rub some dirt in it, he'll be fine."
[21:38:48] <Jonah> "What the shit, fool? It still hurts!"
[21:42:41] <Ai`> "Distancing yourself from the creature will decrease chances of infection."
[21:42:51] <`GM> [Wally grimaces, looking between the bleeding Jonah and the bleeding carcass.  He IS a fellow dudebro.  Not many of those on the island...]
[21:44:05] <`GM> Kitkat:  "It's an ALIEN!  Who KNYOWS what creepy stuff it's got?!  How'd Wally Sr. let you do this, anyways?!"
[21:45:24] <Jonah> "Still, seeing this guy getting mutilated is welcome. I mean, he bit me fuckin' arm."
[21:45:39] <Jonah> "Just not here please. man. seriously."
[21:45:45] <`GM> Wally:  "Well, he...  He just let me, come on, he doesn't care!"
[21:46:42] <`GM> Wally:  "Can't you just use the kitchen or an empty room or something, that's clean!  Here, I'll even get the stuff for you, whaddya need?"
[21:47:45] <`GM> [Kitkat balls her paws angrily.  She knows he's trying to help, but seriously?!]
[21:53:04] <`GM> [Kitkat stalks over to the side of Wally and suddenly pounces at him!]
[21:55:31] <Jonah> "whoa wait!"
[21:56:10] * Jonah launches himself in between, trying to grab Kit's collar. End up yanking her tops out instead!"
[21:56:23] * Jonah harem protag lovecomi style!
[21:57:51] * Ai` watches Kat, her eyes glowing slightly.
[21:58:13] <Ai`> "Anatomical scans updated. Kat, would you like assistance?"
[21:59:57] <`GM> [Wally tumbles to the ground as Kat barrels into him and Jonah's pulled down with them, making a Kat sandwich.  Wally's arm is wedged in front of his chest, caught between something warm and nice~]
[22:01:26] * Jonah have that comical chick pioy-piyo-ing around his head.
[22:01:40] <Jonah> "whoa... dizzy..."
[22:01:42] <`GM> Wally:  "Ngggg, dammit, what the hell Kate...?"
[22:02:06] <`GM> [Kit's a bit too angry to notice just yet...]
[22:03:35] <`GM> Kitkat:  "MY CLINIC!  MYNE!  And you don't ever care!  I don't myess around with YOUR stupid lab!"
[22:04:29] * Jonah wriggles a bit to get out of this tight spot.
[22:05:25] <Ai`> "Kat, please calm down. Jonah, Wally: please remove yourself from her."
[22:05:31] <`GM> [Wally coughs, the weight of two people too much for his less-than-solid body.]
[22:05:34] * Ai` calmly looks between the three.
[22:06:54] <Jonah> "Remove what from what?"
[22:07:17] <`GM> [Kat looks down and yanks Wally's arm out of her shirt, glaring at him but saying nothing.]
[22:07:45] * Jonah gets up, unintentionally grabs Kat's thigh.
[22:08:09] <Jonah> "Man wally your leg is squishy. You sure that's not fat?"
[22:08:24] * Jonah is, of course, in a daze.
[22:08:58] <`GM> [Kat slaps his hand away as she violently disentangles herself from both of them and scrambles away.]
[22:10:00] <`GM> Kit:  "Oh screw you all, I'm gonna go find Phrine!  I can't believe she's got myore sense than any of you idiots!"
[22:10:26] <`GM> [She stomps out of the room.]
[22:10:47] * Ai` considers following, but instead just watches her go.
[22:11:46] <Ai`> "... Relations with Kat have been damaged. Perhaps we should have conducted research elsewhere."
[22:11:50] <Jonah> "Whaaaaat?! How 'bout some medical attention?!"
[22:12:09] * Ai` walks over to Wally simply stares at him.
[22:12:18] <Ai`> "Will you stand? Are you unharmed?"
[22:12:25] <`GM> [Wally rolls from his back to his stomach, wheezing as he tries to get to his hands and knees.]
[22:17:47] <`GM> Wally:  "Whhaaa....  Whaaa, hhhhappen...?"
[22:19:35] <Jonah> "what happen is a doc just ran off on me!"
[22:19:40] <Ai`> "Do you require assistance?"
[22:20:10] <`GM> Wally:  "Nnggghh... yes."
[22:21:14] <Ai`> "Understood."
[22:21:30] * Ai` crouches down and offers her hand to help him up.
[22:22:56] <`GM> [Wally is not much more helpful than dead weight; Ai isn't strong enough to get him up.]
[22:23:31] <Jonah> "Pffft. Limp-ass noodle."
[22:23:35] * Jonah helps.
[22:33:11] <`GM> [Wally is gotten to his feet, though he's still pretty wobbly.  Jonah notices that from the way his coat is draped over him, Wally's midsection is noticeably flatter than it should be.]
[22:33:39] <Jonah> "Boy, we literally squished you."
[22:33:52] <Jonah> "is drinking some water gonna help with that?"
[22:35:10] <`GM> [Wally looks down and pads at his midsection, then sighs, still out of breath.]
[22:36:01] <`GM> Wally:  "Nahhh...  It, this happens.  Goes back after, after a while.  Darn..."
[22:38:23] <Jonah> "Poor dude. Go get a seat or somethin'."
[22:38:52] <Jonah> "And now that the doc has ran off, I am leftbwith a bleeding wound. Fuckin'-A."
[22:38:57] <`GM> [Wally flops down on one of the sheetless beds.]
[22:39:16] <Ai`> "Jonah, I may abe able to seal it."
[22:39:36] <Jonah> "Huh. That would be nice.
[22:39:45] * Jonah ruffles Ai a bit.
[22:39:54] <Jonah> "Go ahead. Surprise me."
[22:41:05] <Ai`> "Lie down, and I will inspect your wound."
[22:43:26] * Jonah does so, lying a bit away from Wally.
[22:43:44] <Jonah> "Guess tthe dissection day is postponed, eh?"
[22:46:39] * Ai` lays a hand over the wounds, focusing her eyes on the incision. Shortly thereafter, the area begins to feel warm.
[22:47:05] * Jonah sweats a bit. He focus on not thinking about the wounds.
[22:52:08] <`GM> Wally:  "Nnhhhh...  Cauterizing are ya?  Any good?"
[22:52:35] <Jonah> "Not the best practice but it'll do."
[22:54:07] <Ai`> "Advanced matter synthesis modules were lost during transport. Heat-sealing wounds is the best current available method."
[22:54:20] <`GM> [Wally points out the medicine cabinet with the first aid kits.]
[22:54:45] <`GM> Wally:  "Over here we use cotton n' gauze.  It works."
[22:55:02] * Ai` amps up the heat, cauterizing cuts.
[22:56:56] <Jonah> "ow bugger!"
[22:57:05] <Jonah> (it stings!)
[23:03:24] <`GM> [Wally looks wistfully at the monster carcass over there...]
[23:04:21] <`GM> Wally:  "And now I don't even WANT to...  Dammit all."
[23:05:05] <Jonah> "Good day, innit?"
[23:05:11] * Jonah laughs.
[23:06:20] <`GM> Wally:  "Nnnggh, shut uuppp..."
[23:06:42] <`GM> [Wally rolls over, facing the other way.]