>decide to win a game, pick PL

I don't understand why I still fucking play this game, honestly. So many fucking retarded assholes, I fucking swear.

>decide to win a game, pick PL
>game decides to crash on me, restart, asshole team doesn't pause for me
>laned with kotl against abbadon and techies
>kotl never fucking comes with me to kill abbadon
>doesn't ward to stop techies mines
>enigma never ganks from the jungle to support his carry
>enigma buys a fucking midas because he thinks he can carry
>kotl with a fucking mjolnir instead of wards
>useless as shit ET and earth spirit
>enigma thinks silencer ult goes through bkb
>he doesn't realize you can just bkb before he silences and get the full black hole off
>still doesn't build a bkb, never gets a black hole off
>team doesn't buy me the time or space I need to carry

I need to fucking take a break from this forced 50% win garbage. This is absolute horseshit how I get paired with shitty 3k players in 3k bracket when I know I'm at least a 5k player.

Does anyone know any reliable MMR boosters? I think I might buy a boost to 6k...