Aulani, Caelya, and Ziat enter from the north following Khizan.(19:01:36.63)
They are followed by a fluffy candy pink kestrel and a wee feisty kestrel named Bazgen.(19:01:36.63)
H:328 M:234 E:1536 W:1136 <eb db> (19:01:36.63)
Khizan whips a battleaxe of smoke-gray stehl through the air in front of you, to no effect.(19:01:36.88)
Khizan swings a battleaxe of smoke-gray stehl at you powerfully.(19:01:36.88)
Your concentration ruined, you stop unearthing the shard.(19:01:36.89)
Damage Taken: 79 cutting, physical (raw damage: 86)(19:01:36.89)
Strange, everything doesn't quite seem so simple anymore.(19:01:36.89)
You are afflicted with stupidity.(19:01:36.89)
Khizan moves in to engage you.(19:01:36.89)

Oh. Hi.

H:248 M:234 E:1536 W:1136 <eb db> (19:01:36.89)
Autocuring: sip health(19:01:36.90)
You take a drink of an elixir of health from a steel-encaged oak vial.(19:01:36.90)
Health Gain: 49(19:01:36.90)
The elixir heals your body.(19:01:36.90)
H:298 M:234 E:1536 W:1136 <eb db> (19:01:36.90)
Autocuring: outr orphine(19:01:36.91)
You remove 1 orphine seed, bringing the total in the Rift to 21.(19:01:36.91)
H:298 M:234 E:1536 W:1136 <eb db> (19:01:36.91)
Autocuring: eat orphine(19:01:36.92)
You quickly eat an orphine seed.(19:01:36.92)
Ahh, you feel able to reason once more.(19:01:36.92)
You have cured stupidity.(19:01:36.92)
H:298 M:234 E:1536 W:1136 <eb db> (19:01:36.92)
Caelya's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.(19:01:37.67)
H:298 M:234 E:1536 W:1136 <eb db> (19:01:37.67)
Caelya takes a long drag off her pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.(19:01:37.92)
H:298 M:234 E:1536 W:1136 <eb db> (19:01:37.93)
Your wounds cause you to bleed 3 health.(19:01:38.03)
H:295 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <eb db> (19:01:38.14)
A fluffy candy pink kestrel slashes you viciously.(19:01:39.02)
Damage Taken: 13 blunt (raw damage: 22)(19:01:39.02)
You may eat another herb or plant.(19:01:39.02)
H:281 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <eb db> (19:01:39.03)
You must dismount from what you are currently riding before you can mount anything else.(19:01:39.13)
H:281 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <eb db> (19:01:39.13)
You order your wolf to track, and it begins sniffing the air, scenting for your heirloom.(19:01:39.14)
Equilibrium Taken: 7.20s(19:01:39.14)
H:281 M:234 E:1535 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:39.14)

Well, it was nice meeting you here, but I've really got to run!

Caelya moves in to engage you.(19:01:39.34)
H:281 M:234 E:1535 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:39.34)
Khizan takes a drink from a black sinn vial.(19:01:40.03)
H:281 M:234 E:1535 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:40.03)
Aulani's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.(19:01:41.07)
|||||||||||||||| REBOUNDING ON TARGET DOWN ||||||||||||||||(19:01:41.07)
|||||||||||||||| REBOUNDING ON TARGET DOWN ||||||||||||||||(19:01:41.07)
Aulani plunges her tail into your body, pumping you with Wyvern venom.(19:01:41.08)
Your mind is hurled into stupidity by wyvern poisons.(19:01:41.08)
You are afflicted with stupidity.(19:01:41.08)
Aulani nods gravely at a quartz basilisk of red and gold and the idea of curing stupidity suddenly
makes you feel uneasy.(19:01:41.08)
H:281 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:41.08)
Autocuring: outr orphine(19:01:41.31)
You remove 1 orphine seed, bringing the total in the Rift to 20.(19:01:41.31)
H:281 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:41.31)
Autocuring: eat orphine(19:01:41.31)
You quickly eat an orphine seed.(19:01:41.32)
Ahh, you feel able to reason once more.(19:01:41.32)
You have cured stupidity.(19:01:41.32)
An odd sensation fills your mind momentarily as a concealed mental trigger activates.(19:01:41.32)
Your ability to use tattoos appears to be reduced.(19:01:41.32)
An odd sensation descends upon you.(19:01:41.32)
You are afflicted with masochism.(19:01:41.33)
H:281 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:41.33)
Aulani takes a long drag off her pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.(19:01:41.33)
H:281 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:41.33)
Ziat secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a strong broadsword into his left
hand, with a tower shield flowing into the right.(19:01:41.63)
Ziat whispers something to a fluffy candy pink kestrel.(19:01:41.64)
A fluffy candy pink kestrel seems to settle down.(19:01:41.64)
A fluffy candy pink kestrel begins to follow Ziat obediently.(19:01:41.64)
Ziat barks at a fluffy candy pink kestrel, ordering it to attack you.(19:01:41.64)
Ziat whips a strong broadsword through the air in front of you, to no effect.(19:01:41.64)
With a lightning-quick motion, Ziat slashes you with a strong broadsword.(19:01:41.64)
Damage Taken: 55 cutting, physical (raw damage: 66)(19:01:41.65)
Terror takes hold, as a numb sensation overcomes your body.(19:01:41.65)
You are afflicted with paralysis.(19:01:41.65)
Ziat moves in to engage you.(19:01:41.65)
H:226 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:41.65)
You may drink another healing elixir.(19:01:41.66)
H:226 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b db> (19:01:41.66)
Khizan secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a battleaxe of smoke-gray stehl into
 his right hand, with a tower shield flowing into the left.(19:01:41.69)
Khizan viciously slashes you with a battleaxe of smoke-gray stehl!(19:01:41.70)
Damage Taken: 79 cutting, physical (raw damage: 86)(19:01:41.70)
You stumble in terror as your left leg shrivels into a useless stump.(19:01:41.70)
You are afflicted with crippled left leg.(19:01:41.70)
Khizan swings a battleaxe of smoke-gray stehl at you powerfully.(19:01:41.70)
Your concentration enhances ten-fold as you fix Khizan with a cold and vengeful stare, a surge of
pure adrenaline causing your entire body to quiver like a taut bowstring.(19:01:41.70)
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Health Gain: 164(19:01:41.71)
Damage Taken: 79 cutting, physical (raw damage: 86)(19:01:41.72)
You stumble in terror as your right leg shrivels into a useless stump.(19:01:41.72)
You are afflicted with crippled right leg.(19:01:41.72)
Khizan concentrates, and a searing image of the inguz rune suddenly flares on your skin.(19:01:41.72)
Your head spins and you fall heavily to the ground.(19:01:41.72)
You are afflicted with prone.(19:01:41.72)
H:230 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b pdb> (19:01:41.74)
Autocuring: sip health(19:01:41.85)
You take a drink of an elixir of health from a steel-encaged oak vial.(19:01:41.85)
Health Gain: 49(19:01:41.85)
The elixir heals your body.(19:01:41.85)
H:280 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b pdb> (19:01:41.86)

Okay, I can do this. I CAN DO THIS. Heirloom is completing in a few seconds, they're not going to chew through -all- my health in that time...

Autocuring: apply mending to legs(19:01:41.86)
You quickly rub some mending salve on your legs.(19:01:41.86)
Your right leg becomes functional as the bones quickly mend.(19:01:41.86)
You have cured crippled right leg.(19:01:41.87)
H:280 M:234 E:1536 W:1137 <-b pdb> (19:01:41.87)
Caelya barks at a wee feisty kestrel named Bazgen, ordering it to attack you.(19:01:42.04)
H:280 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:42.04)
Caelya whips a dwarven battleaxe through the air in front of you, to no effect.(19:01:42.70)
Caelya viciously slashes you with a dwarven battleaxe!(19:01:42.70)
Damage Taken: 60 cutting, physical (raw damage: 78)(19:01:42.70)
Your thoughts become jumbled and you have trouble thinking.(19:01:42.71)
You are afflicted with stupidity.(19:01:42.71)
Caelya concentrates, and a searing image of the nairat rune suddenly flares on your skin.(19:01:42.71)
H:220 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:42.71)
You must regain your equilibrium first.(19:01:42.71)
H:220 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:42.80)
You may apply another salve.(19:01:43.06)
H:220 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.06)
Autocuring: apply mending to legs(19:01:43.17)
You quickly rub some mending salve on your legs.(19:01:43.17)
Your left leg becomes functional as the bones quickly mend.(19:01:43.18)
You have cured crippled left leg.(19:01:43.18)
H:220 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.18)
You may eat another herb or plant.(19:01:43.28)
H:220 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.28)
Autocuring: outr maidenhair(19:01:43.39)
You nod your head affirmatively.(19:01:43.39)
H:220 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.40)
Autocuring: eat maidenhair(19:01:43.40)
What is it you wish to eat?(19:01:43.40)
H:220 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.40)
Your wounds cause you to bleed 12 health.(19:01:43.50)
H:208 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.50)
Autocuring: outr maidenhair(19:01:43.61)
You remove 1 maidenhair leaf, bringing the total in the Rift to 20.(19:01:43.62)
H:208 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.62)
Autocuring: eat maidenhair(19:01:43.62)
You quickly eat a maidenhair leaf.(19:01:43.62)
Your paralysis fades and you can move once more.(19:01:43.62)
You have cured paralysis.(19:01:43.63)
H:208 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.63)
A quartz basilisk of red and gold sprays out some substance right into your eyes, and the world
around you suddenly looks different.(19:01:43.72)
You are afflicted with hallucinations.(19:01:43.72)
You are afflicted with dementia.(19:01:43.72)
You are afflicted with impatience.(19:01:43.72)
H:208 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.73)
Autocuring: kipup(19:01:43.86)
Your mind fills with battle rage and you scream out, "Bite me!"(19:01:43.86)
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Uh-oh...

<blockquote>
H:208 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.86)
Aulani takes a drink from a golden rose vial.(19:01:43.87)
H:208 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.87)
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Caelya.(19:01:43.96)
H:208 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:43.97)
You must first raise yourself and stand up.(19:01:44.08)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

H:208 M:234 E:1536 W:1138 <-b pdb> (19:01:44.08)
Autocuring: kipup(19:01:44.19)
You spring up from the ground to your feet.(19:01:44.19)
You have cured prone.(19:01:44.19)
</blockquote>

Too little, too late...

Then I died. I love that my character died because she'd rather scream a warcry than stand up to run away.

Bonus stupidity shenanigans, from earlier in the same shardfall:

"See you later!" you say as you wave furiously.(18:57:44.84)
H:60 M:213 E:1470 W:1149 <eb db> (18:57:44.84)
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Aulani.(18:57:44.85)
You must dismount from what you are currently riding before you can mount anything else.(18:57:44.85)
H:60 M:213 E:1470 W:1149 <eb db> (18:57:44.85)
You direct your wolf in a wide circle before ordering it to charge at and leap over the obstructions
 in your path.(18:57:44.85)