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- >You are now Picklehead again
- >You, Badpacing and Fagdude take a look at the list as you walk away from the stage and stalls selling commemorative t-shirts
- >But not before you bought a Team Pickle t-shirt for you, and another one for the pickle jar
- >He was a size extra small
- >BP:"What does it say we need Fagdude?"
- >FD:"It says we need a zap-apple, a tube of Colgate Total, a lock of pink hair, a red bow and an un-pickled cucumber"
- >These ponies have absolutely no taste
- >Leaving cucmbers around, all unpickled and such
- >You offer
- Well I can get us the lock of Pink hair, easily
- BP:"How?"
- 1/?
- Go back to the square and stand near Twilight, she has those pink highlights. I'll distract her, and you take these scissors
- >You pull a pair of scissors you left on the counter of your house out of the jar
- And cut off a lock of it
- BP:"But how will you-"
- Just go, trust me. I'm a pickler.
- >He jogs off back to the town square
- >You give him a minute, then grab a pickle out of your pocket, firmly grasp it, and push it through the jar
- >It has the desired effect, you hear Twilight moan through the jar as the pickle slides into her slit
- >A second later you hear
- >"Hey, thats my hair!"
- >Two minutes later Badpacing comes back with the hair
- Step one complete
- 2/?
- FD:"Woah, with that jar we could be done in no time! I heard the Cakes have cucumbers, can you use that to go get some?"
- >You shrug
- I don't see why not
- >You aim the jar towards Sugarcube Corner, and reach inside
- >You grab a long, phallic shaped vegetable
- >But, its a pickle?
- >You knew the Cakes didn't carry pickles, not since you went Pickle on their ass for tryin' to sell on your turf
- >Maybe it was a fluke
- >You dip into the jar again, and pull out another pickle
- >Then you remember hearing something your sensei said to you when he gave you his most prized possesion, the JAR
- >Any pickle-able item that goes through the jar is automatically pickled
- Guys, I think we have a problem
- 3/?
- >You are now Fractured Flow
- >You and the rest of Team Gore walked off towards Sweet Apple Acres after getting your list for the scavenger hunt
- >4PP138100M said he had a tube of Colgate Total in his shack, which saved you a trip to Colgate's dentists office
- >She would probably be all over your ass for brushing your teeth with blood anyway
- He also said he had an idea of where to get a red bow
- >In fact, he said it would be the best red bow of all time
- >His eyes sort of glazed over when he said that
- >Sort of the same ways Slasher's eyes glazed over when he read that you needed a lock of pink hair
- >He had said he knew just the filly for the job
- >Something told you Team Rarity wouldn't approve
- >Oh well
- >You realize that you've just arrived at Sweet Apple acres, and continue on to 4PP138100M's shack
- 4/?
- >He invites you in, and you accept even though it only looks big enough to fit two people from the outide
- >Somehow you squeeze in, and he pulls the chain on the light, allowing you to see...
- >Holy Fuck
- >The walls are literally covered head to toe in pictures of Applebloom
- >Some that have other ponies in them have their faces cut out and 4PP138100M's face taped in
- >On the space over his bed, a giant headshot of Applebloom hangs, with a heart drawn in red marker around her face
- >Dear mother of gore!
- >You were into some weird shit, but this was creepy even for you
- >Slasher just comments
- >"Needs more Sweetie Belle"
- >48: "Here it is!"
- >You leave the shack, disturbed, but with your prize of a slightly used toothpaste tube
- 5/?
- >You head on over to the Cutie Mark Crusader's Clubhouse next, to grab Applebloom's iconic bow
- >You offered to ask her for it, but 4PP138100M shouted
- >"NO!...uh, I mean, I'll do it, its fine"
- >Whatever
- >You arrive at the tree fort, and to your dissapointment, you see three familiar looking humans outside with three familiar looking fillies
- >Slasher and 4PP138100M rush over when they spot their respective fillies, and you jog after them
- Whats going on here?
- >Slasher:"Team Oldfag got here before us, and they took Applebloom's bow!"
- >48: "How could you Applebloom, I thought we were friends?"
- AB:"Well, its just Team Oldfag got here first, and Discy asked so politely that Ah just said yes, Ahm sorry 4PP138100M"
- >48:"Ohh, I can't stay mad at you. We'll just find one somewhere else"
- >You didn't think he was even ever mad at her
- >In fact, being within a three yard radius of her was giving him a visible boner
- >A similar tent was forming in Slasher's pants
- 6/?
- >You had to get them out of here before they did something they'd regret
- >There would be plenty of tme for >rape when this was all over
- Come on guys, I'm sure Rarity would have a bow we could borrow
- >Implying Team Rarity hadn't already raided her shop
- >You set off for the boutique knowing they probably had
- 7/7
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