Story so far:
-Pjotr wakes up in a dark forest after a tractor accident on the farm
-Trapsing through the forest he finds a red and white tractor which he proceeds to dissasemble taking a few bits and pieces including one of the main weels
-Rolling the wheel along the path he reaches a fork in the road wherein he decides to climb the hill
-After stopping for a lunch of meat dowsed in vodka he gets very drunk and accidently pushes the tyre down the hill
-The tyre reaches great speeds and deadly momentum
-Chasing the tyre to the base of the hill Pjotr finds an unconscious rainbow dash
-Prodding her with his rifle it accidently misfires after a failes suicide attempt instantly killing her
-He cuts off some of hear meat and continues on
-Arriving in ponyville he urinates in a fountain featuring princess celestia mistaking it for a public urinal
-There is a fray with the guards and mayor mare, ending in one dead guard and Pjotr in a royal prison
-After negociation with Princess Celestia Pjotr misses his death sentence and is allowed to stay in equestria after spending two weeks cleaning latrines
-Pjotr is given temporary residence in a pub in Ponyville where he meets the barkeep Inebriation
-Inebriation teaches Pjotr a few basic pony customs and they talked at length about human vs pony alcohol
-During his two weeks Pjotr tried to convert the local workers coming in for a drink to adopt a communist mindset and overthrow the monarchy
-It was a huge failure
-Following his two weeks, Pjotr found a more permanent residence on the Apple families farm in a small shack out the back of a field
-Pjotr spent months working wages for Applejack and repairing/ revamping the shack
-He is now a permanent resident of ponyville
-Applejack has given Pjotr a day off in thanks for his hard work on the farm
-On his day off, he decided to cook a few rainbowdash steaks but was nearly caught by Applejack (taboo to eat meat in Equestria)
-His predicament was avoided by performing a helicopter dick causing AJ to run away after giving him a fruit (Apple) basket gift
-To apologies Pjotr danced a traditional slavic dance while shouti CHIKI BRIKI
-Appeasing Applejack, Pjotr went into town where he met an ex traveller pony that seems to have come in contact with some interdimensional Nazi technology
-This pony didn't want to talk about his travels but his happy to sell Pjotr anything he happened to pick up
-Pjotr selects a TT-33 and runs back to the farm to test it out
-Deciding to practice on the CMC clubhouse Pjotr accidently shoots somepony inside
-Upon investigation he is told it's Scootaloo by the still living Applebloom and Sweetie Belle
-After telling the two remaining CMC members not to squeel, Pjotr takes off back to his home
-Arriving he hides the gun and contemplates teh situation
-Shortly after the run back, Applejack turns up and is promptly told by Applejack that he has shot and killed Scootaloo
-Applejack busts through his door and demands to be told if the claim is true
-Pjotr confesses to murdering Scootaloo but tries to explain that she is in another place now
-He explains how he came to Equestria and suggests that maybe Scootaloo is where he came from
-Applejack calls bullshit and asks Pjotr to pack his things in preperation to leave the farm
-That night, Applebloom approaches Pjotr, asking him to take her to find Scootaloo
-Pjotr agree's and the pair set off the next day
-After a few hours wait for the antique store to open Pjotr teaches Applebloom how to play checkers before buying her breakfasy and gathering a few food supplies
-The antiques pony agree's to help Pjotr if he will do a hit on Rainbow Dash
-Pjotr explains how she is already kill
-Antiques pony reveals to them the machine that pulled him to earth (Die Glocke)
-Pjotr and Applebloom hop inside and are transported to earth

Your name is Pjotr and you are a russian veteran of the second world war. After years of fighting on the Eastern front against a bitter enemy and an equally bitter environment you settle down to farm grain in the great rolling hills of russia. After being involved in a tractor accident while moving a bear carcass, you wake up in a dark forest.