Wishes, Magic, and Insanity Part 4

>You didnt get any sleep that night
>Back against a tree
>ScrewBall and Screwloose BOTH slept in your arms
>You watch the sun rise
>How did you end up doing this?
>Was it because the God of Chaos asked you?
>Or was it the fact that you were the one to ALWAYS, help the weak?
>You recall a time in the 12th grade
>Some girl was getting bullied because she liked anime
>You arent a total weebo, but you watched what was on.
>You intervened and it ended up with you getting a black eye from the attackers boyfriend.
>The only thing you can remember, was those innocent eyes that girl gave you
>Eye's you just want to protect
>Is this one of those situations?
>Helping, and only being beat down at the end?
>Beaten down, because you cant protect anyone...
>You fell out of your daze when you hear ScrewLoose talking
>"Honey... My baby... Dont go..."
>She seems to be dreaming of Discord and ScrewBall
>The sun felt great on your skin

>Your legs were asleep
>Two ponies sleeping on them must have cut the circulation off
>You squirm around, trying your best not to wake them up
>ScrewBall, being more sensitive then a used gaming mouse, woke up immediately
>"Good morning Anon! Good morning Mom!"
>The mare slowly opened her eyes
>She looked at ScrewBall, and smiled
>She turned to see the fellow that she had been sleeping on all day
>Bedroom eyes
>She wrappes her hooves around your neck
>She leans forward, making you lean back onto the tree
>its bark was firm
>Her face draws close to yours
>ScrewBall only smiles and watches
>You can feel ScrewLooses breath on your face now
>You cant stop from blushing at this point
>Her grasp on you tightened
>She closes her eyes and sticks out her tongue
>FUCK
>Why did it come down to this?!
>ONE: She is an insane pony
>TWO: her husband is the GOD of Chaos!
>THREE: Her Daughter is sitting RIGHT THERE!

>Here is comes
>The moment you dreaded
>Her tongue glides across your cheek
>It felt a little like sand paper
>She works her way down to your neck
>You are so confused
>Her breathing is intense
>She is standing on all fours
>Standing, on your already dead legs
>she loosens her grip around you
>She head-butts you softly in the chest
>She then gives you those eyes...
>WHY THE HELL DO REMIND YOU OF SCREWBALL?!
>WHY DO THEY REMIND YOU OF THOSE GIRLS EYES?!
>"BARK!"
what?
>"BARK, BARK!"
>She resumes that heavy breathing
>Screwball jumps on in between you two
>"That means she likes you!"

>ScrewLoose jumps off of you
>Although you cant feel your legs, you can tell that that really hurt
>ScrewLoose began chasing after her tail
>"Bark! BARK!!"
>"Anon, my Mom is the coolest mom ever!"
Why is she... never mind
>You still cant get rid of that blush
>Damnitalltohellandback.gif
>ScrewBall ran over to her mother
>She pets her and they begin to play what looks like tag
>They look so happy
>weird...
>Who would ever be so cruel to such a happy family?
>You know who...
>It must have been that "Luna and Celestia" Characters
>Not wanting anything other then there own kind around
>You believe its time for a family reunion
>whether Canterlot wants it or not!
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You are now ScrewBall
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>What's anon up to?
>He hasn't been talking for a while...
>Jumps on head
>Still nothing
>Hmm...
>Mom is walking close to anon, looking forward
>She seems more calm around anon
>So do you
>...
Anon! HEY! ANON!
>Anon lifts you up, over his head, and in front of him
>"Yes, ScrewBall?"
>He stops walking
>So does mom
When are we gonna eat?
>"BARK!"
Moms hungry to!
>...
>This will surely make him "talk"
>Wait... this will only make him get us something to eat!
>Well, you are hungry

>"Lunch time!"
>Anon has such an uplifting voice
>You and Screwloose were playing catch
>It seems like she understands Anon, as well as yourself/Dad
>dad...
>You jump on Anon's lap
>Mom does the same
>You and her fit perfectly well
>Surprisingly
>He lays out a bunch of fruit and vegetables
>You didnt want this!
Hey... Anon, do you have any sweets?
>"No... Just eat your vegetables, its good for you! If you wont, ScrewLoose will eat them all!"
>she was already munching down on them
>Anon quickly grabs some broccoli
>YUCK!
>"Come-on, try some!"
No
>You tryed to put on a serious face
>It ends up with anon laughing
I dont want any...
>You turn away
>This is a battle you intend on winning.

>Its been an hour or so of fighting
>"Look, you HAVE to eat it!"
NO! NO I DONT!
>He tries to push the food into your mouth
>You dodge it
>He tries the "Here comes the Choo-Choo train"
>That never worked, even when you were a filly
>But...Your still a filly
>Zip it brain!
>Anon is looking more and more upset
>You dont know if this is funnier, or scarier
Look, why dont I just give the rest to mom? We all win!
>"No, why dont you just eat it, then we can move on?!"
WHY DONT YOU BUCK OFF!
>ScrewLoose stops her shoveling
>Anon looks at you in slight shock
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR NOT MY DAD!!