Nerf Pls

10:38	ShadesO`Gray	"So she's fixing your computer?" asks Don to Ren.
10:38	dev	"Yes."
10:38	padri	"Yes. Um. Would you just like me to tell you all this when I give it to you?" She nods at Don.
10:39	dev	"If you want to. You don't have to. But /you/ would feel safer if you did tell me, so go ahead."
10:40	ShockwaveLover	6df+11 Tagging Home on the Range
10:40	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Tagging Home on the Range: 12 (6df+11=0, 0, 0, +, +, -)
10:40	padri	Ren looks rather bewildered. She glances around at everyone in the rec room.
10:40	ShockwaveLover	There's a soft 'pop' from the doorway.
10:40	padri	Ren looks over at the doorway. Where'd it come from?
10:40	ShockwaveLover	Halim now has something stuck to his forehead.
10:41	ShockwaveLover	"Bullseye!"
10:41	dev	Devlin notices as she is constantly scanning the room. She cracks up.
10:41	ShockwaveLover	6df+7 Geronimo!
10:41	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Geronimo!: 6 (6df+7=0, -, 0, +, 0, -)
10:41	Feierbird	6df+8 I do get to roll pdef, you know.
10:41	Glacon	Feierbird: I do get to roll pdef, you know.: 5 (6df+8=0, -, -, 0, -, 0)
10:41	ShadesO`Gray	"Hey Duncan..."
10:42	ShockwaveLover	The second shot goes wild, and bounces off Devlin's shoulder.
10:42	dev	"Hey quit that." Devlin says.
10:42	ShockwaveLover	"Never!"
10:42	padri	Ren pulls her legs up onto the couch. She's still off center from Devlin's computery attack.
10:43	ShockwaveLover	6df+7 Die Devlin!
10:43	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Die Devlin!: 5 (6df+7=0, -, -, -, 0, +)
10:43	padri	What's he shooting?
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10:43	FlyingIcarus	Bullets.
10:43	ShockwaveLover	Nerf darts.
10:43	dev	6df+4
10:43	Glacon	dev: 6 (6df+4=+, +, 0, -, +, 0)
10:44	dev	5:6- yours to my defense- Correct?
10:44	ShockwaveLover	Yep.
10:45	TheRaven	"Dunc, what are you doing."
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10:45	ShockwaveLover	"Killing Devlin."
10:45	ShadesO`Gray	"Playing with a nerf gun..."
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10:45	ShadesO`Gray	"That too..."
10:45	ShockwaveLover	6df+7 Final shot at the Dev
10:45	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Final shot at the Dev: 8 (6df+7=0, +, -, 0, 0, +)
10:45	FlyingIcarus	"I'm special, I didn't get shot."
10:45	ShockwaveLover	"Don't tempt me."
10:45	dev	6df+4
10:45	Glacon	dev: 8 (6df+4=+, 0, +, +, +, 0)
10:45	ShadesO`Gray	"Most people didn't get shot Erik."
10:45	dev	8:8
10:45	padri	"If you're going to bring toys to school, I hope you brought enough for everyone. Cause a nerf war sounds fun."
10:46	ShockwaveLover	Defence cancels attack if they're the same.
10:46	Feierbird	"I can't shoot all that well."
10:46	ShadesO`Gray	"I do have a nerf sword..."
10:46	dev	"Wait, do I get a shot at Erik?"
10:46	dev	REDACT LAST SENTENCE
10:47	Feierbird	"I'm not good with swords eithah. Or any weapon really."
10:47	padri	"It's been a while since I've played with nerf guns."
10:47	ShadesO`Gray	"You can be the nerf medic..."
10:47	ShockwaveLover	Duncan appears to be busily reloading from a bandolier. Filled with nerf darts.
10:47	Feierbird	"How would that even work?
10:47	ShadesO`Gray	"Dibs on team captain!"
10:47	Feierbird	"
10:47	ShadesO`Gray	"You're the designated dart remover."
10:47	padri	"So where do we get nerf guns?"
10:48	ShadesO`Gray	"I don't know... I could grab Dunc by the ankles, and shake him until something falls out."
10:48	ShockwaveLover	6df+11 Dart Don
10:48	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Dart Don: 9 (6df+11=0, 0, 0, -, 0, -)
10:48	ShadesO`Gray	6df+12 CATCH THAT DART!
10:48	Glacon	ShadesO`Gray: CATCH THAT DART!: 14 (6df+12=+, 0, -, +, 0, +)
10:48	ShockwaveLover	His reply is a flurry of darts.
10:49	ShadesO`Gray	Don catches the ones that may have hit him, "Not quite..."
10:49	padri	Ren laughs.
10:49	ShockwaveLover	"You'll never take me alive!:
10:49	ShockwaveLover	*"
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10:50	ShadesO`Gray	"I'll put that on your tombstone!"
10:51	ShockwaveLover	"Sorry, it's already full."
10:51	FlyingIcarus	"I prefer Digiorno."
10:51	dev	"BOYS"
10:51	ShockwaveLover	6df+5 Perception to Ranged
10:51	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Perception to Ranged: 8 (6df+5=0, +, 0, 0, +, +)
10:51	Feierbird	"WHAT'
10:52	Feierbird	*"
10:52	ShockwaveLover	Duncan sights in on Don's hat.
10:52	dev	"Not you Halim"
10:52	ShadesO`Gray	"Right... well, go get some more nerf guns to share with the rest of the class."
10:52	FlyingIcarus	"yay."
10:52	ShadesO`Gray	6df+8 Don watches Dunc's moves to gauge where his shots will go
10:52	Glacon	ShadesO`Gray: Don watches Dunc's moves to gauge where his shots will go: 12 (6df+8=+, 0, +, 0, +, +)
10:52	dev	"Erik, who is he? I haven't met him."
10:53	Feierbird	"This'd be Duncan."
10:53	dev	"DUNCAN"
10:53	ShadesO`Gray	"That's Duncan... he likes to think he does something important, but no one really knows what that is..."
10:53	dev	Devlin screams.
10:53	ShockwaveLover	"...Yes?"
10:54	ShadesO`Gray	Incidentally that was a Percep to Pdef maneuver
10:54	TheRaven	Taggart has no idea what's going on.
10:54	dev	Back to a talk when he is listening, "stop. you are going to hurt some one. Go down to the range or something."
10:55	ShockwaveLover	He takes advantage of the confusion to fire at Don.
10:55	padri	Why did devlin scream?
10:55	ShockwaveLover	6df+11 Hatacide
10:55	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Hatacide: 15 (6df+11=+, +, +, 0, +, 0)
10:56	dev	Devlin screamed "duncan" and "boys"
10:56	Feierbird	"Nerf darts nevah hurt anyone. Besides, if anyone /does/ get hurt, I'll just fix them up."
10:56	ShadesO`Gray	6df+16 tagging Maneuver and Zen Don catches the Dart
10:56	Glacon	ShadesO`Gray: tagging Maneuver and Zen Don catches the Dart: 14 (6df+16=0, 0, -, -, -, +)
10:56	ShockwaveLover	Ooh, too slow Donny boy.
10:57	FlyingIcarus	Erik scrunches up some paper and throws it at Duncan.
10:57	ShadesO`Gray	"Okay that's it," says Don, flicking the dart off his hat, "I'm getting the nerf sword..."
10:57	FlyingIcarus	6df throw
10:57	Glacon	FlyingIcarus: throw: -2 (6df=0, -, -, 0, 0, 0)
10:57	TheRaven	"It's all fun until someone loses an eye."
10:57	ShadesO`Gray	Don adjusts his hat, and walks with a purpose out of the rec room, to his closet...
10:57	padri	Ren laughs.
10:57	dev	"Or breaks something by running into furniture."
10:57	FlyingIcarus	Erik's ball o' paper hits him in the eye.
10:58	padri	"If Sam hasn't broken this place yet, it won't break.
10:58	padri	"
10:58	ShockwaveLover	Duncan collects his darts.
10:58	ShockwaveLover	"Hey Hal, can I have my dart back?"
10:59	Feierbird	Halim takes it and tosses it back to Duncan.
10:59	dev	"I forgot about Sam. I geuss you're right padri."
10:59	padri	*renee
10:59	ShadesO`Gray	Don wanders back to the rec room, with a slightly worn, bright orange, nerf sword, that seems to be a little too small for him.
10:59	padri	Ren laughs at Don and his sword.
11:00	TheRaven	Taggart decides to head down to the caf before this gets any worse.
11:00	ShadesO`Gray	Duncan still there?
11:00	ShockwaveLover	Duncan is just finishing gathering up his darts.
11:00	FlyingIcarus	"We need guns."
11:00	ShadesO`Gray	Don points his sword at Duncan, "You have dishonored my hat sir... prepare for a thrashing!"
11:01	padri	"That's what I'm saying, Erik."
11:01	padri	Ren laughs at Don.
11:01	ShadesO`Gray	6df+12 THRASHING ON THE HEAD!!
11:01	Glacon	ShadesO`Gray: THRASHING ON THE HEAD!!: 13 (6df+12=+, -, +, 0, 0, 0)
11:01	ShockwaveLover	6df+7 Uh oh
11:01	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Uh oh: 6 (6df+7=+, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
11:02	ShadesO`Gray	Bonk... that hurt a touch, but mostly your pride.
11:02	ShockwaveLover	Caught off guard, Duncan's defence isn't even close.
11:03	dev	Devlin sighes.
11:03	Feierbird	Halim just watches, amused.
11:03	ShockwaveLover	However, getting in close makes Don an easy target.
11:04	ShadesO`Gray	6df+8 Ath to Pdef, thrashing completed Don prepares for retaliation
11:04	Glacon	ShadesO`Gray: Ath to Pdef, thrashing completed Don prepares for retaliation: 9 (6df+8=0, 0, +, 0, -, +)
11:04	ShockwaveLover	6df+7 Dart to the nose
11:04	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Dart to the nose: 7 (6df+7=0, -, +, +, -, 0)
11:04	padri	Ren is so amused by the shenanigins
11:04	TheRaven	Taggart pulls out his PDA and messages Devlin. {You might want to get out of there before Don does something dumb.}
11:04	ShadesO`Gray	6df+12 LIGHTSABER BLOCK
11:04	Glacon	ShadesO`Gray: LIGHTSABER BLOCK: 10 (6df+12=0, 0, 0, -, 0, -)
11:05	dev	To Devlin's phone? To devlin's computer?
11:05	ShockwaveLover	Telepathy.
11:05	padri	phone
11:05	FlyingIcarus	Devlin's potato.
11:05	dev	Devlin get out her potato and checks it sure enough there is a message.
11:06	ShockwaveLover	"Good...very good..."
11:06	ShadesO`Gray	Don swipes the dart out of the air, "You'll have to do better then that I'm afraid..."
11:06	Feierbird	Devlin, your potato is starting to rot.
11:06	dev	The message is inscribed with a personal message.
11:07	dev	It says: Your first Irish potato with love, Christopher
11:08	ShockwaveLover	"Will I?" He suddenly aims behind him, right at Renee!
11:08	ShadesO`Gray	6df+8 TACKLE!!
11:08	Glacon	ShadesO`Gray: TACKLE!!: 11 (6df+8=+, +, +, 0, +, -)
11:09	ShockwaveLover	6df+7 Too late!
11:09	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Too late!: 10 (6df+7=0, +, +, -, +, +)
11:09	dev	"GUYS SOMEONE SENT A MESSAGE TO MY POTATO!"
11:09	ShockwaveLover	(That was for shooting Ren, btw
11:09	Feierbird	"...what?"
11:09	ShadesO`Gray	That's Ath to Ren's Pdef
11:09	FlyingIcarus	"Wha."
11:09	padri	6df+6 shooting ren? she's oblivious
11:09	Glacon	padri: shooting ren? she's oblivious: 6 (6df+6=+, -, +, -, +, -)
11:09	ShadesO`Gray	so she gets plus four
11:10	padri	no cause she's oblivious.
11:10	dev	Devlin takes a slip of paper from her potato and reads that she better get out of there.
11:10	ShockwaveLover	ShadesO`Gray: That'd cost an AP.
11:10	ShockwaveLover	Which Don doesn't have.
11:10	Feierbird	Yeah, no she doesn't. Having the inscribed potato is fine. It is myseteriously messageless, though.
11:10	ShadesO`Gray	Manuever roll bro...
11:10	ShadesO`Gray	Don tackles at Duncan, a moment too late...
11:10	dev	REDACT potato- GUYS SOMEONE on to reads that she better get out of there
11:11	padri	She's hit!
11:11	padri	(i think.)
11:11	ShockwaveLover	6df+7 tackled.
11:11	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: tackled.: 9 (6df+7=+, +, +, -, +, -)
11:12	ShadesO`Gray	Don tackles Duncan, resoundingly
11:12	padri	Ren pulls the nerf bullet off her forehead, laughing.
11:12	ShadesO`Gray	"Now that was just impolite..." he says, thumping Duncan on the head
11:12	FlyingIcarus	Erik has not been hit once.
11:12	ShockwaveLover	"Hey Don?"
11:13	ShadesO`Gray	"Yea?"
11:13	ShockwaveLover	"Surprise."
11:13	ShockwaveLover	6df+11 Last Ap. Dart to the nose!
11:13	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Last Ap. Dart to the nose!: 8 (6df+11=-, 0, 0, 0, -, -)
11:13	ShadesO`Gray	6df+8 LEAN BACK
11:13	Glacon	ShadesO`Gray: LEAN BACK: 8 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, 0, 0, +)
11:13	dev	Devlin has been hiding behind Erik avoiding the madness.
11:13	ShadesO`Gray	Don leans back, and rolls backwards out of the last shot, "Well... that was close..."
11:14	padri	"Good one, Don."
11:14	ShockwaveLover	Duncan can't help but laugh.
11:15	ShockwaveLover	"The look on your face as I shot Renee? Priceless."
11:15	ShadesO`Gray	Don gets up dusting himself off, then offers Duncan a hand, "Oh, shut up..."
11:16	padri	Ren raises her eyes at Duncan's remark. She didn't see it.
11:16	ShockwaveLover	He accepts the pro-offered hand. "And watching that dart sail past your nose..."
11:16	padri	She saw that, though.
11:17	ShadesO`Gray	"Eh... maybe next time... though next time I'll expect you to have enough to get a few teams together..."
11:17	ShockwaveLover	"As long as you get a gun and I get a sword."
11:17	padri	Ren gets up and walks over to hand back the bullet that hit her.
11:18	dev	"Erik? These people are crazy."
11:18	ShadesO`Gray	"Longest game of nerf ever..."
11:18	padri	Ren laughs at Devlin's words.
11:18	FlyingIcarus	"We all are, you get used to it, though."
11:18	ShockwaveLover	"Crazy? Yeah, it helps when you work here."
11:18	padri	"Oh boy are we."
11:19	ShockwaveLover	He take the dart from Ren.
11:19	ShockwaveLover	*takes
11:19	ShadesO`Gray	"I prefer the term 'differently sane' thank you."
11:19	padri	"That was terribly amusing."
11:19	Feierbird	"I might be just a bit crazy."
11:19	padri	"No, Don. You're loony."
11:19	ShockwaveLover	"Oh, before I forget..."
11:20	ShadesO`Gray	"Et tu Ren?" he asks with a bit of a grin.
11:20	ShockwaveLover	He loads the returned dart, then turns and fires.
11:20	dev	At who?'
11:20	ShockwaveLover	6df+7 Erik's turn
11:20	Glacon	ShockwaveLover: Erik's turn: 8 (6df+7=-, +, 0, +, +, -)
11:20	padri	"[Totally crazy. Completely.
11:20	padri	]"
11:20	FlyingIcarus	6df+3 oh well
11:20	Glacon	FlyingIcarus: oh well: 4 (6df+3=0, -, +, +, +, -)
11:20	ShadesO`Gray	"[Crazy about you...]," he says teasingly.
11:20	FlyingIcarus	Erik ragdolls to the floor.
11:21	ShockwaveLover	"BOOM. HEADSHOT."
11:21	padri	Ren almost blushes. She's glad he said it in french.
11:21	dev	Devlin is completely behind Erik, so she won't be affected.
11:21	ShadesO`Gray	"I think you just killed him Duncan..."
11:21	ShockwaveLover	"Better tell SLJ to get rid of him then. Otherwise he'll start to stink."
11:21	padri	"Kick him while he's dead."
11:22	ShadesO`Gray	"You can lay down in front of that bus..."
11:22	ShadesO`Gray	"Personally, I saw we just throw him in the pool."
11:22	dev	"O can I drive the bus?"
11:22	Feierbird	"No, I'll drive."
11:22	ShadesO`Gray	"No the janitor will be the one driving that bus..."
11:22	ShadesO`Gray	"Over all of us... if he finds a body neglected in here."
11:23	ShockwaveLover	Duncan blows imaginary smoke from the barrel of his nerf pistol.