ICT 3 Answers S3 GoT SPOILERS

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The List of Incoherent Thoughts in 10 of the Sluggy Freelance reactions threads. This post has a list of all of the days: http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86166 But each day below has the relevant info, so it is not necessary to view that post.

This list will contain the original Thoughts for each thread, then the explanations.

I will mostly be doing the explanations from memory, so some things/names may not quite be correct. I may fix them later.


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3.01  (2014 June 9)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86166
   1) Well I don't really need both of "them", so I guess I can part with one. Though it will still be painful to part with it since I've owned them as long as I can remember. At least I'll still have one left.
   2) I'm not sure about the service here. Everybody is so surly and unhelpful towards me. Need to find and talk to the one running this operation. Just hope I don't make a fool of myself talking to the wrong person since everyone wears the same "uniform".
   3) Maybe it's just me. Hundreds of people lying around this large "establishment" and nobody to help. Oh that's not true, there's probably at least one person around to help. Could be I'm just depressed after being on the road so long and all problems I have to battle.
   4) The salesman is awfully pushy. He's using the old 'Decide now since I have someone else who's interested' tactic, which might be true actually. I don't really agree with how wasteful the manufacturing process is, but it is the top of the line on the market. Also it is the most "clean" one out there. Hmm...

ANSWERS for 3.01
   A1) From the POV of the Unsullied warrior who has his nipple sliced off by the master.
   A2) Jon Snow is led through the Wilding camp and is not welcomed by everyone there. When he gets to Mance, he mistakenly assumes Tormund is him. All of the Wilding dress alike.
   A3) Robb Stark enters into Harenhall and sees that the prisoners have been slaughtered. All but one is discovered to still be alive. The Lanister army keeps retreating to try and wear down Robb's army.
   A4) The master of the Unsullied tells Dany that she must decide soon or he will sell them to somebody else. The training of the Unsullied results in many of them dying but it does make them the best warriors in the world.

3.02  (2014 June 10)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86193
   1) Oh great. It's him. Hopefully I can sneak away before he spots me. I really hate to eat and run, but he is such an uncouth fellow and I don't want him making a scene. Everything will be in shambles if he "barks" at me.
   2) These people seem friendly enough. But I don't know if I should lie to them about the "monstrous" news, or just come out and tell them everything. I might get in trouble for telling them. Though it may be very important to their plans if i tell them.
   3) It's so stressful, I don't know if I'll have any "fingernails" left after this. These people are very unfriendly. They are very demanding. I told them everything but they don't appear to care. Maybe if I can figure out what they want to hear they'll quit being so demanding.
   4) Some friends I've got. All they do is complain about what I chose. The "genie" only gave me three wishes. Okay the first was a bit selfish. The second...just kind of happened. But the third, was for the good of all of us! Bitch, bitch, bitch...

ANSWERS for 3.02
   A1) "Arry" and her friends are being fed by the Brotherhood Without Banners when she notices Sander Clegain being brought into the inn. If the Hound sees her, he could blow her cover and tell them she is Arya Stark.
   A2) Margary and Olyena Tyrell are talking to Sansa Stark. They seem friendly enough but she is unsure if she should tell them that Joffery is a 'monster'. She is worried that they may call off the wedding because of this.
   A3) I think I may have combined two separate scenes together on this on... Theon Greyjoy is tied up and is being tortured by his captors by stabbing his finger(s). They are later torturing him with a foot screws wanting to know why he attacked Winterfell. He doen't know what exactly what they want to hear.
   A4) Having escaped from Harenhall, Hotpie and Gendry are questioning Arya about the three names she told Jacuen to kill. She could of chosen Joffery or Tywin and maybe ended the war, but instead... The first was "The Tickler" who killed many via rat and was going to do the same to her friend Gendry. The second one tried to catch her after finding she took some military intel. The third she blackmailed Jacuen by giving him his name so he would help her and her friends escape.

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3.03  (2014 June 11)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86217
   1) Wait, what? Why did I get a promotion? How did I become the "CFO" of this screwed up place. I'm good at many things but this the exact opposite what I'm good at. And I'm pretty sure the previous person was up to some shady things.
   2) This is very important, I must not fail... Okay that didn't work. Round two. ... Oh you've got to be... Third time's the charm!... Ah hell... Fine, let the "blacksheep" of this family try...to... dammit.
   3) The negotiations are going very well. We've all come to a mutual understanding that everybody agrees with. They even invited me to have dinner with them. Actually now that I think about it, I'm famished, it smells wonderful. Oh, just have to lend them a "hand" with a little detail.
   4) This salesman was very surly and insulting to me. Though he changed his tune real quick when I said I wanted to take his entire "stock" off his hands. Okay, actually he became even more insulting. But when I told I had something very valuable to trade...the greedy bastard want all of it. Got him down to a third of it. Idiot.

ANSWERS 3.03
   A1) Twyin appoints Tyrion as Master of Coin for the Seven Kingdoms. He is very good at spending money, not saving it. Later he discovers that the kingdom is in massive debt and the previous Master of Coin, Pyter Bailish, kept borrowing money to pay for things instead of reining in expenses.
   A2) Edmure Tully tries and fails three times to light the pyre boat that his father is in. Disgusted, his uncle "Blackfish" pushes him out of the way and lights it in one shot.
   A3) Jamie Lanister convinces Locke to not rape Brienne, since she is more valuable to Locke asking for a ransom from her father since she is highborn. Jamie is so used to getting his way using his tongue that he doesn't recognize that Locke is leading him on when he's suddenly nice to him and even offers him some food. Locke cuts Jamie's right hand off because of this attitude.
   A4) Danyerius wants all of the Unsullied, but the slave master keeps insulting her in low Valarian that she can't afford anywhere near 8000 soldiers. That changed when she mentioned that she has dragons. He wanted all three, but she got him down to just the largest dragon.

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3.04  (2014 June 16)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86387
   1) It was nice to get away for a bit. It is such a dreary place. At least a "friend" has found me a new place to go back to that he promises should be much better place to stay at... Why's it so dark in here? Kind of has the same feel as the last...oh...
   2) The sale has finally been finalized. I'm getting everything I want, and the salesman is get exactly what he deserves... As in he is about to find out that this exchange is going to become much "hotter" for him to handle than he had anticipated. I have read and understood everything he thought he was so clever at hiding in the fine-print.
   3) I really hate it when house guests overstay their welcome. They're eating me out of house and home, but all they do is complain. Now on top of that, they're implying I'm not a good enough host to the ungrateful bastards! Might have to do something somewhat "crass" before things get out of control. They will not stab me in the back!
   4) This large package arrived for me today. It reminds me of a story that I promised to tell you about. You know, the one about how I received this grievous wound when I was younger. I was in the circus and I traveled from town to town. But one day a magician that didn't work for the circus wanted me to help with a trick. Things did not go as I expected and... Hey I got the box open! ... Neat isn't it?

ANSWERS 3.04
   A1) The Boy helped Theon escape, but he was recaptured. The Boy comes to his rescue and kills all of them. He tells Theon that he will take him to his sister. Theon discovers that the Boy led him right back to the dungeon he was previously in. Men come out of the shadows and tie him back up to torture him some more.
   A2) Dany gives her dragon to the slave master for the 8000 Unsullied warriors. She then shows that she understood everything he was saying before Melisandra "translated" it into the common tongue. Dracarys!
   A3) What is left of the Nights Watch beyond the Wall is back at Craster's Keep. They start complaining that he is feeding them food that is barely even edible while he gorges himself. It finally boils-over and Craster is stabbed in the neck. Commander Mormon is stabbed in the back by his own man as everything breaks down.
   A4) Varys is opening a large crate when Tyrion walks in. Varys goes on to tell Tyrion how he was castrated by a sorcerer that bought him. After biding his time to track down the sorcerer to enact revenge, he reveals to Tyrion who he has in the crate.

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3.05  (2014 June 17)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86403
   1) Ah yes, I see that you noticed. They did take away my "accreditation", due to them being very stuck-up and shortsighted. My work was/is much better than their stodgy ways. Who cares if I was using unorthodox methods... Now where was I? Oh right, doing something that will be a terrible pain to do. But I'm sure you'll scream with joy when you see the results.
   2) We could do that... Or, we could do something else that won't make things worse. We could decide just bury this little information until a little more opportune time. It's not lying, it's merely us withholding some facts. We get to keep what we have and not worry about our "competitor" making our lives unpleasant. Otherwise we may have to do something unpleasant as well.
   3) I hate all of you here, and I don't agree that we need to do something about her. Why mess up something that our "friends" are doing about her? It doesn't really mean anything important as long as we have him still around giving us problems. Anyway, who would we find to do this? I can't think of anyone to... Why is everyone staring at me?
   4) Things are not going well. He's the popular one on the "playground" ever since I was embarrassed with that...thing that happened. So how am I going to gain my popularity back? Unless... I were to turn around and do the same thing to him. This is perfect! Only problem is, I can't pull it off myself. There's only one person I know that can help me. Only problem is that he's still a bit sore at me over what I did to him. It wasn't deliberate, so I'm sure he'll forgive me.

ANSWERS 3.05
   A1) Jamie notices that Qyburn does not have his maester chain. He explains that he used testing methods that were considered unethical. He goes back to treating Jamies stump and recommends amputating below the shoulder. Jamie tells him no and to merely work on cleaning it. It will be extremely painful but he will not take Milk of the Poppy since he does not trust Qyburn to cut off his arm anyway.
   A2) Rickard Karstark killed Tywin's nephews in retaliation for the death of his son by Jamie. Edmure thinks they should cover it up until after the war is over. Executing Rickard will split their army in half since the Karstark bannermen will leave.
   A3) Tywin doesn't like what the Tyrells are planning with marrying Sansa to Loras. Tyrion says that they are their allies and they shouldn't stop them. Tywin is afraid they will take the North away from the Lanisters when they win the war, so he tells Tyrion that he will be marrying Sansa instead.
   A4) Robb Stark wants the Lanisters to know what if feels like to lose you home like he did with Winterfell. He wants to attack Casterly Rock. But without the Karstarks he doesn't have enough men. So he he is going to ask Walder Frey to support him. Walder is still unhappy with Robb breaking his promise to wed one of his daughters.


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3.06 (2014 June 18)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86425
   1) The "chairman" has way too much influence around here. The CEO won't even stand up to him. He decides things and everybody nods and agrees. So let's see about his latest decision... There's me, you, him and her who are being forced into a deal that is screwing all of us over. But the real question is: who is getting screwed over the most?...
   2) When I first bought this "product", I figured it was going to be very valuable to me. At first it was, but then some cracks appeared on it that are starting to be a problem. Found out someone else was using it for an unintended purpose without my permission. It wasn't a good deal after all. Unless... Actually, there might be someone who might be very willing to buy it.
   3) Wow, you are good at this game. With very little information you figured out it was Sargent "Finger", with the knife, in the cellar. Bravo. But...there is one very important question you forgot to ask. And that is: Did I tell you the truth about what game we are playing? No, I did not. So it's my turn now!
   4) I'm sorry but there is no fourth random thought today. I decide to try out the local rock "wall" but had an accident that scrambled my brain. Somebody wasn't climbing it correctly and there was a failure of my safety equipment. Now I have to get out of this dark tunnel I inexplicably found my self in. Oh there's a light over there.

ANSWERS 3.06
   A1) Cersie and Tyrion are talking about their father. Joffery is the King but everyone knows that Tywin is the one who is really in charge. Nobody will question him or standup to him. The latest is the marriages he has arranged. Tyrion is wondering if he, his sister, Sansa, Loras is getting the worst of the deal. Cersie says everyone is.
   A2) Petyr Bailish is talking with Varys. He has discovered that his prostitute Ross was spying for Varys. So he gave her to Joffery so he could try out his crossbow.
   A3) The boy tells Theon that to stop the torture, he has to guess who he is and where they are at. Theon says that the boy is Rickon Karstark's son and that they are Karhold. The boy acts as if it was correct. But it was all an act. The boy goes back to flaying Theon's pinky finger.
   A4) This is from the POV of some random wilding climbing the Wall. He/she falls to their death when Ygritt's pick makes a chunk of the Wall crack then shear away. Presumably dashing their brains when they hit the bottom.

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3.07  (2014 June 19)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86472
   1) That is a very nice gift you have brought me, but why have you done so? If you think this will placate me into leaving this establishment, you are very mistaken... Aw how cute! My "pets" have taken a liking to you...since you are made of meat. You may want to leave and think over my proposal while you still have legs to do so.
   2) Quit being so selfish. Those two wanted to play with it, but you were not very obliging. They were so nice to you and you wouldn't let them have it. Come on now, give me the "toy" willingly or I will have to take it away forcefully... Oh quit whining.
   3) The suspense is killing me! I'm not sure how much longer I can "bear" it! One is quick and agile and the other is strong and powerful. It's so exciting! AT least I don't have to worry about a draw... Wait, what's going on? Hey, quit interfering with the fight... Damn, it's a tie.
   4) This list is becoming even more nonsensical than I planned... It's like a "friend" telling you that you will have the best of both worlds if you go through with what the boss said. When in reality your situation will become worse since everybody is going to hate you now even though you didn't decide to do this... Okay, that makes too much sense...dammit.

ANSWERS 3.07
   A1) An envoy from Yunkai bring a chest of gold to Daenerys as a tribute for her leave Yunkai and never to come back. She does not agree with that and throws meat in the direction the envoy. Her dragons fight over it. She gives the scared envoy a proposal of her own, he does not like it so he tries to take the gold back but the dragons won't let anyone near. The envoy scampers off.
   A2) Theon is untied by two women who then proceed to undress. He is extremely confused by their advances. Suddenly the boy shows up. Theon is completely terrified. The boy taunts him about the women and talks about Theon's "famous cock". Two men come and hold down Theon while it appears that the boy is going to castrate him.
   A3) A random Bolton guy watching Brienne fight a bear is most likely betting on the outcome. Jamie comes back and saves her. It becomes a draw. Nobody collects on their bets.
   A4) I can't remember what this is referring to. If I remember, I'll come back to it...  Oh, now I remember. Tyrion and Bronn are talking about Tyrion's upcoming marriage to Sansa. Bronn doesn't see a problem, having a wife and a mistress. Tyrion thinks that Shae and Sansa are both going to hate him.

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3.08  (2014 June 20)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86572
   1) There you are! Hey you in the hovel, you have my "property" that I was promised. Come on, I had to walk a long ways to get here... Oh, it's going to be like that huh? You need to use something that's not so fragile if you want to dissuade me... Ouch! Yup, that'll do it.
   2) I speak that language very good. I was told that I was very proficient at it. Could hardly even tell that I wasn't a native speaker... What do you mean that my intonation is horrid? You think you can do bett... Wow...and you also speak 18 more flawlessly. I feel so dirty now. I need to take a "bath".
   na) Screw it. There's not going to be a third nonsensical item. Since it went off on strange tangent. Like when you go to lie in bed then someone comes over and ties you up and then some strange devices appear. Then another person comes in and starts lighting some "incense" while speaking of false gods... Um, what?
   4) Is this what a farm is really like? These "pigs" are very uncouth to me. All of the bleating and rooting they do. Though that one seems like he is a embarrassment to even pig kind with how he acts so vulgar to everyone around with his filth. If we need a slab of bacon, be sure to slaughter that one first.

ANSWERS 3.08
   A1) The whitewalker wants Gili's baby. Sam tries to defend against it, but it grabs and shatters his sword. After hitting away, Sam gets back up and attacks it with his dragonglass dagger. That ends up killing it.
   A2) Daenerys is taking a bath. Mesandrei is helping her and is talking about Dany's passable Dothraki. Dany is aghast since Drogo told her that she spoke it very fluently.
   Ana) Gendry is seduced by Melasandra. He it partially undressed and is tied up on the bed. She then proceeds to place three leaches on him. Stanis Baratheon then comes in and the leaches are removed and then burned in the fire.
   A4) Daenerys has the commanders of the mercenary company defending Yunkai over to talk about them working for her instead. The one commander act like a pig towards her and Mesandrie. When they leave, she tells Jorah that if they have to fight them, she wants that one to die first.

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3.09  (2014 June 25)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86851
   1) Oh come on guys. I already gave you all the trade-secrets from my previous employer. And I might add, will definitely give you an advantage over your major competitor in this marketplace. I don't work for them anymore since they betrayed my trust. Why do I have to "fire" the guy? She's much better at this... See? I told you.
   2) Now that we have sent them to bed, it's time to get this party started! Yo DJ! Give me some wicked heart-stopping beats that we can "dance" to. I know that some of you aren't really dressed for this, but don't worry. Just take a stab at it. You only live once.
   3) What is taking them so long? This "trip" of theirs is taking too long...is it? How long does it take usually? Maybe they ran ito some traffic. Maybe they died in some horrible... Oh thank goodness, they're back! Wait, where's...?
   4) Come on now. I give you my word that that we will pretend that what you did, didn't happen. You can trust me. Ah...never mind that I didn't fulfill that other promise that I promised you from before. That doesn't mean anything now... Okay then, how about an "equal" trade instead? You have something valuable I want, that is a little beaten up. But I have something just as valuable you want that is in mint condition... Oh...you're just going to buy a newer model instead? Drat.

ANSWERS 3.09
   A1) Jon Snow is still not trusted by Orell after he gave them info about Castle Black. Orell wants Jon to kill the horse breeder. He won't do it so Ygrett shoots the guy with an arrow instead.
   A2) Edmure Tully and his new wife were dragged out of the room for the bedding ceremony. The musicians start playing the unofficial song of the Lanisters, The Rains of Castamere. The slaughter of the Starks in the room begins shortly after that.
   A3) Jorah, Greyworm, and Dario snuck in to the city get take it over. It takes many hours before Jorah comes back. She wonders where Dario is at. Jorah's face falls and she is worried, but that is not why his face fell. Dario is perfectly fine.
   A4) Catylen is trying to saved Robb so she grabs Walder's wife and threatens to kill her. She promises that they will not seek revenge and forget this happened if Walder will let her son live. She will trade his wife's life for her son's life. Walder says she is not very good a keeping promises, and a wife for a son is not an equal trade. He'll just get a new younger wife.

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3.10  (2014 June 26)
http://www.sluggy.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=86902
   1) What is with people and having parties that get out of hand? It's a bloody mess in here... Food and drink is strewn all over the tables and floor...and walls. Tables and chairs are knocked over... Then there's...no I don't want to know about that. Guess we better get the scrub brushes and buckets and start cleaning this up. The owner is going to see "red" if we don't get it all back to how it was... Though, he was the one who threw this party...
   2) Good news everybody! Our main competitor has fallen apart. There was a bid that a new friend of ours threw out for the company and...oh boy, things did not go well for their company founder and CEO. It became a hostile takeover that they were not prepared for. They are now like a chicken running around with its "head" cut off since he had to step down.
   3) Eh, there's not going to be a third or fourth. Ten days of this is enough. This craziness is a pain to write, so I think it's time to just stop doing it.
   4) I'm pretty sure there were many who figured out that this nonsense actually followed some logic. Tomorrow, it will be revealed as to what it was following. Which for some, they will probably still not know what was going on...

ANSWERS 3.10
   1) The aftermath of the red wedding. The next day, Walder Frey is eating a meal in the same room that the slaughter happened while some women are cleaning blood off of the floor.
   2) Joffery gleefully reports that the Frey with Bolton's help killed Robb Stark and most of his army. Robb was decapitated and his direwolf's head was put on his body.
   A3+4) No explanation necessary.

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BONUS
I also did seasons 1 and 2 in a similar style.

Season 1 list: http://pastebin.com/RngBggz8
Season 1 answers: http://pastebin.com/PgVC1G23

Season 2 list: http://pastebin.com/9hGPCt2c
Season 2 answers: http://pastebin.com/tXKwwwrV