[4:11 AM] Thief: so yeah kallan
[4:11 AM] Thief: whenever you get back to your computer - here's the story of how the fight almost happened
[4:12 AM] Thief: We're sitting in the park, and I'm talking about how much i wanna fight someone
[4:12 AM] Thief: phil and liam are both very against it, but I'm just very excited
[4:13 AM] Thief: we see a guy with presumably his girlfriend picking her up and grabbing her towards this tent (it's dark and the tent would prevent any prying eyes), so I shout "you's alright?"
[4:13 AM] Thief: no response, but whatever
[4:13 AM] Thief: we keep sitting where we were sitting, doing our thing, and two kids come up to us
[4:13 AM] Thief: they will be known as ringleader and earring
[4:14 AM] Thief: ringleader I'm pretty sure was the guy with the girl earlier, and earring looked to be a form of crony
[4:14 AM] Thief: ringleader was tall-ish, and it was clear he was no skeleton
[4:14 AM] Thief: earring was a fat motherfucker
[4:14 AM] Thief: they walked right the fuck up to us and essentially accused us of shittalking them earlier
[4:15 AM] Thief: phil and liam got noticably scared at this point but i was grinning in anticipation while we talked our way out of a confrontation
[4:15 AM] Thief: it was kinda rough and awkward but we got them to fuck off
[4:15 AM] Thief: i swear if i had someone i could have relied on to take care of one of them they'd be in the hospital
[4:15 AM] Thief: but no i'm with hobbit and literally liam bowell
[4:16 AM] Thief: anyway
[4:16 AM] Thief: we go about our business
[4:16 AM] Thief: they rejoin their group of people (pretty big actually, we notice, about 4-5 guys and maybe 5-6 girls)
[4:16 AM] Thief: two girls come up to us with another fat kid(edited)
[4:16 AM] Thief: one asks if we were playing pokemon
[4:17 AM] Thief: I assumed she meant pokemon go and i said "yeah, phil does"
[4:17 AM] Thief: so they had a little inane chat and I could have sworn she was fucking with us but i saw it on her phone
[4:17 AM] Thief: anyway they pose for a picture for some fucking reason
[4:17 AM] Thief: with us
[4:18 AM] Thief: actually the picture may have been before any of the pokemon shit?
[4:18 AM] Thief: not important
[4:18 AM] Thief: anyway
[4:18 AM] Thief: while phil and this girl are talking, the fat kid that came with them said something to the effect of "yeah i saw a cockzilla over there" [gestures in some direction]
[4:19 AM] Thief: we're all thinking ">cockzilla"
[4:19 AM] Thief: not fucking subtle at all
[4:19 AM] Thief: we're not sure if the guy's telling us to blow him or if he's just plain retarded
[4:19 AM] Thief: they fuck off back to their little gang, and we hear them shittalking us
[4:19 AM] Thief: i heard "pussies" and phil heard something else at some other point
[4:20 AM] Thief: but we decided to go because we were very clearly outmanned and it's not a great idea to go to the hospital when you're at a friend's house
[4:20 AM] Thief: on our walk back we saw the same fat kid who came up with the girls and he asks us if we saw cockzilla and I told him off
[4:21 AM] Thief: we walked away and we were pretty sure they were following us for a while but nothing happened after that
[4:21 AM] Thief: i swear if we had you there it would have been bloody
[4:21 AM] Thief: I asked phil if we can have a buff people meetup just so we can pick fights with assholes and pound them into the dirt
[4:22 AM] Thief: anyway they were jerks
[4:22 AM] Thief: they seemed certain that we were shit talking
[4:22 AM] Thief: but we had actually said nothing
[4:22 AM] Thief: I was ready to go but they didn't seem like the kind of guys to go 1-on-1
[4:23 AM] Thief: and I'm not sure i can handle myself against four decently strong guys while there's the risk of phil or liam getting hurt because of me
[4:23 AM] Thief: also if the cops showed up, with more people telling a biased bullshit story, it would have been likely that we got nailed
[4:23 AM] Thief: i pick my fights
[4:23 AM] Thief: this one was not worth it
[4:23 AM] Thief: wish you were there
[4:23 AM] Thief: <3