My Apology

	Hello, Honourable members. I may know you, I may not, we may be friends; enemies. I've failed you. I've failed my party, I've failed the Speaker, and I've failed the house.
	I have betrayed the trust of my party by lending them dishonor, I've betrayed the Speaker by offending his rules--an offense to his person, and I've betrayed the House by bringing it to a new precedent of immoral judgement.
	But I have not betrayed the Tories, whose spy I was following, and I take my punishment though I can truthfully attest that I never committed espionage against them:
	ForgottenBin was not an insult, or a sleeper agent. Not a quiet finger on the Government's pulse. He was an active member of the Tory party and a believer in heritage. An advocator of cultural integrity. He was watching for spies, but a true spy he was not. He never stole plans or posted confidential information. I was curious of what the other parties were really like, and while that doesn't make up for my actions I simply want to be clear about one thing: I was never false or ingenuine when I took on the roll of Bin. I was exaggerated, I shut off the Communist sympathies; but the fundamental message: the need for culture and values that belong to the people, and for a government that takes honor and tradition to heart—that was never a lie.
	I sincerely do feel that it is sad and immature of the Conservative party to abandon the responsibility and reason they feign to admire the instant it gets in the way of Red Baiting and Communist bashing. My actions were wrong and I take full responsibility, but I denounce being called a spy, a criminal, a liar, when my false-hood is the false-hood of the MHOC itself.
	Bin was not a real Tory party member, but is there any reason he *couldn't* be? Role-playing is integral to the MHOC, and ForgottenBin was based in Role-Playing. His motives, not his actions, were false. My action was false, but the action of creating a person who I did not in reality agree with fully was not. What has been false, what has been a lie, is the callous, ingenuine, and cynical response of a Tory Prime Minister, and the cruel berating of our own speaker in response.
	For the man who made all of this world possible, for the people who populate it and fill it with life, it is these actions which have been the true false-hood.
And it is to them I apologize:
Ben, I'm sorry.
Cyridius, I'm sorry.
To the Marxist-Leninist faction I leave behind, I'm sorry
To the organized workers of the Red Brigades, I'm sorry
To the Communist Party, I'm sorry
And to the House, I'm sorry.