THE BAND

ul 7 2:20:18AM You  yep we would make a good band

Jul 7 2:22:30AM Kristen Marie  the best band

Jul 7 2:22:31AM sudv  Sb and the simply irresistibles

Jul 7 2:22:42AM You  lol

Jul 7 2:22:44AM Kristen Marie kisses you. +10 mood

Jul 7 2:22:49AM sudv  or SB and his crabby pattys

Jul 7 2:22:53AM Kristen Marie  hahaha

Jul 7 2:26:33AM Kristen Marie  our keytar player is sleeping

Jul 7 2:26:41AM Kristen Marie  and i still don't even know what my instrument is yet

Jul 7 2:26:42AM sudv  i was resting my eyes

Jul 7 2:26:52AM sudv  you can have a double bass

Jul 7 2:27:12AM sudv  and be naked behind it

Jul 7 2:27:19AM sudv  just wearing the plumes

Jul 7 2:27:42AM Kristen Marie  haha awesome

Jul 7 2:28:12AM sudv  and i would be all jealous because i would catch sb giving you ass glances

Jul 7 2:28:33AM sudv  there would be passive aggressiveness in the group

Jul 7 2:28:42AM Kristen Marie  our band is doomed before it even begins

Jul 7 2:29:00AM You  itd be ok though, cuz Id give you each "special time"

Jul 7 2:29:10AM sudv  and one night after a particularly disastrous gig we would start to have the sex and end up breaking up the bad

Jul 7 2:29:20AM You  lol

Jul 7 2:29:50AM You  Im much more hopeful than you are.

Jul 7 2:29:57AM You  its a tragic story

Jul 7 2:30:40AM Kristen Marie  one of us goes on to a famous solo act

Jul 7 2:30:47AM sudv  no

Jul 7 2:31:07AM sudv  we all end up in menial jobs

Jul 7 2:31:16AM Kristen Marie  well shit i'm already there

Jul 7 2:31:17AM Kristen Marie  lol

Jul 7 2:31:18AM sudv  dreaming of what could have been

Jul 7 2:31:24AM You  no me. I get fat and drunk and hit on women in gold glittery shirts in dive bars.. while telling stories

Jul 7 2:31:52AM You  (they still think Im cool)

Jul 7 2:32:08AM sudv  yes but you hair is thinning and you come home to your sad sad futon

Jul 7 2:32:11AM Kristen Marie  in some small town somewhere

Jul 7 2:32:24AM sudv  km is a waitress

Jul 7 2:32:29AM sudv  at a dinner

Jul 7 2:32:32AM You  the ear hair blends with the sideburns

Jul 7 2:32:48AM sudv  is a single mom

Jul 7 2:32:53AM Kristen Marie  and sometimes people tell me i look like that girl that was famous that one time

Jul 7 2:32:59AM sudv  and soon to be a grandma

Jul 7 2:33:16AM You  can her ex have a harly?

Jul 7 2:33:20AM You  harley

Jul 7 2:33:38AM sudv  no, he has a harley knockoff

Jul 7 2:33:45AM You  he comes by now and then.. but, she changed the lock on the trailer

Jul 7 2:33:57AM sudv  one of those made in vietnam or somewhere like that

Jul 7 2:34:09AM You  IM sorry KM

Jul 7 2:34:34AM You  if it makes you feel any better, sudv works in a really crappy strip joint

Jul 7 2:34:34AM Kristen Marie  i'm laughing too hard to even contribute

Jul 7 2:34:52AM sudv  i am a sad sad stripper

Jul 7 2:34:52AM Kristen Marie  she dances to our one big hit

Jul 7 2:34:58AM sudv  i do

Jul 7 2:35:08AM sudv  but i can't do all the pole acrobatics

Jul 7 2:35:10AM Kristen Marie  and holds back the tears

Jul 7 2:35:13AM You  she really never got over, me looking at your ass.. so she has to constantly prove hers is worth looking at.. 1 buck at a ttime

Jul 7 2:35:24AM sudv  and they give my slot to limberer girls

Jul 7 2:35:46AM Kristen Marie  do you then take to the streets?

Jul 7 2:35:53AM Kristen Marie  or move to the even more depressing day shift

Jul 7 2:36:11AM You  *shudders* day shift, lbad strip joint

Jul 7 2:36:29AM sudv  no, i move to trucker stops

Jul 7 2:36:40AM You  aw lot lizard sudv

Jul 7 2:36:47AM sudv  i already reached the bottom

Jul 7 2:36:48AM Kristen Marie  there's a terribly poignant documentary, made by some hipster college student

Jul 7 2:36:58AM sudv  where are they now

Jul 7 2:37:05AM sudv  one of us ods

Jul 7 2:37:37AM You  not me, I tell glory days stories.. loudly and likely, half naked on film

Jul 7 2:38:30AM Kristen Marie  i get choked up and walk off camera mid interview

Jul 7 2:38:32AM Kristen Marie  never to be heard from again

Jul 7 2:39:17AM sudv  it could be me

Jul 7 2:39:20AM sudv  i do consume meth

Jul 7 2:39:22AM You  yeh I like how you cut your story short, so we cant make it worse

Jul 7 2:39:40AM You  you have to sudv, to just to handle day to day living now

Jul 7 2:39:56AM sudv  what could have been hurts too much

Jul 7 2:40:41AM You  *nods* Im sorry. thats why Im in such denial

Jul 7 2:40:44AM Kristen Marie  you have to fight

Jul 7 2:41:01AM You  Thats what you tell your grandchildren, KM

Jul 7 2:41:15AM Kristen Marie  every day

Jul 7 2:41:28AM Kristen Marie  they think the band thing is just some parable their grandma made up

Jul 7 2:41:35AM Kristen Marie  to keep them in school

Jul 7 2:42:16AM sudv  when i died there were talks of a reunion

Jul 7 2:42:31AM You  I dunno. one too many glasses of boxed wine and you were likely to whip out the CD

Jul 7 2:42:32AM sudv  you guys ahd a moment or two

Jul 7 2:43:21AM You  we did?

Jul 7 2:43:35AM You  I dunno.. I could not be tied down to kids.

Jul 7 2:43:39AM sudv  for old times sake

Jul 7 2:43:57AM sudv kisses you. +10 mood

Jul 7 2:44:18AM Kristen Marie  it was nice to be appreciated again, though briefly

Jul 7 2:44:54AM You  your ass was still pretty nice, for an old broad

Jul 7 2:45:38AM Kristen Marie  i work hard on that

Jul 7 2:45:41AM Kristen Marie  better tips