J'Mak Payback

[chatnet] Uriel says, "So anyway, there I was"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "J'Mak blocking my way"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "that pretentious prick of an asshole"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "He thinks his damn spear is so scary, doesn't he?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, he went on blocking me and calling me names, and I got fed up with his sorry ass"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So I grabbed him and shoved him"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He's used to that, doesn't think much of it"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "What he wasn't expecting was for me to grab and shove him again"
[chatnet] Feiri says, "omg"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "We were on the bridge now, he was getting nervous"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Far below the river raged on"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Now it was my turn to block HIM"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He wasn't getting back to solid ground"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Not without passing"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Bitch tried to rush me"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I punched him in the face, and while he was stunned for a moment, grabbed him and dumped him over the edge"
[chatnet] Feiri claps.
[chatnet] Uriel says, "His spear fell some 40m to the river below"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He was hanging on for dear life by one hand"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I walked to him, looked down, and stomped on his fingers with my work boots"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "One, two, three stomps"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And he fell"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "40m to the river below he fell"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He tried to climb back up and failed"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He was missing from his post for three weeks"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Someone finally noticed and threw him a rope"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He hasn't blocked me since"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And that's the story of getting J'Mak to show me some goddamn respect"
[chatnet] Fix says, "this is like the experiances you could be having if you played a moo with pvp"