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  1. SCP-0N64 | object class: euclid |
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  3. SCP-0N64 is an audio visual phenomenon which manifests on televisions displaying output from cartridge-based video games. Its appearance often follows kicking the NES and causes intense feelings of fear, paranoia and dread in nearby humans due to emitting an ear piercing screech of garbled in-game sounds, accompanied with horrifyingly grotesque images displayed on-screen.
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  5. Human subjects exposed to SCP-0N64 report being plagued by nightmares including moving slowly while escaping some unknown presence, hunger for cheese coated puffed corn snacks, and a sense of impending doom. Though SCP-0N64 has been acknowledged since the beginning of cartridge-based video game history, its recent classification as Euclid is due in part to the recent discovery of emulated "cartridge-tilting" by 13 year old gamer girls.
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  7. Members of the furry community now suspect that intentionally tilting a Sonic and Knuckles cartridge combined with Awesome Possum on authentic Sega Genesis hardware may lead to an alternate dimension filled entirely with anthropomorphic animals. Supposedly, those who can control SCP-0N64 with the appropriate chants and incantations will be transported to a so-called "FurryLand" in the physical form of their pre-designated fursona.
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  9. As of this date, any human attempting to harness the power of SCP-0N64 in order to hop dimensions into FurryLand results in the discovery of said human's corpse several days later. Autopsy reports show high levels of dextromethorphan, suggesting the body of a would-be dimension hopper is left behind, with the soul itself either being consumed by SCP-0N64, or being routed directly to FurryLand. The process of this dimension hopping has yet to be observed, as furries rarely have friends.
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