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- He's gonna take you back to the past
- 2
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- To play the shitty games that suck ass
- 3
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- He'd rather have a buffallo
- 4
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- Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
- 5
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- He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
- 6
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- Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
- 7
- 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:42,000
- He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
- 8
- 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,000
- He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
- 9
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- He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
- 10
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- He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
- 11
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- The Sega CD has it place in history. I mean don't get me wrong it is a piece of shit, but it has certain appeal.
- 12
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- The 32x is the real deal! It sucks... oh god it sucks!
- 13
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- You plop it on top of the Sega Genesis like they are mating.
- 14
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- God I mean... do you think it is enough add-ons? It doesn't even look aesthetically presentable. it like a ugly tumor.
- 15
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- Do they need all this bullshit leeching on the Genesis?
- 16
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- That poor Genesis thinking, "oh god please take these shit off me."
- 17
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- It's like getting gangraped. Both of it's slots are getting bust at the same time.
- 18
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- And picture this, if it was a Genesis model 1, then it would be even more a spectacular mess.
- 19
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- It need the medal phongs to insert into it... slot.
- 20
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- There's something wrong here, this whole thing is a mound of cockadookie.
- 21
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- What does the 32x do? Well it is compatible with all your Genesis 16-bit games.
- 22
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- It also has it library of 32-bit games.
- 23
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- Oh you gotta love this, no end labels on the cartridges. May I ask why?
- 24
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- Here's the Genesis games. You can read them. You can see what they are.
- 25
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- If I'm trying to pick out a game, I can visually scan my eyeballs across them without having to do this.
- 26
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- Oh what's this... Virtua Fighter. Oh what's this...StarWars. Oh what's this...Primal Rage.
- 27
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- Same thing with Atari! Labeled.
- 28
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- Not labeled.
- 29
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- Labeled
- 30
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- Not labeled
- 31
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- Labeled...
- 32
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- Labeled...
- 33
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- Not labeled. Even Nintendo is guilty of the same thing.
- 34
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- If you labeled the older games, why can't you do the same with the newer ones.
- 35
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- Who came along and said... Oh we're going to have better graphics, better games, oh those end labels gotta go.
- 36
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- When did this idea simple convenience become obsolete?
- 37
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- About the 32x, hooking up this bastard is just insane.
- 38
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- Believe it or not, like the Sega CD, it has it own fucking power adaptor!
- 39
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- That's great, I mean now you got three.
- 40
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- Now trying to hook them up all at the same time is a friggen nightmare.
- 41
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- Let's look at the most minimum amount of effort possibly take.
- 42
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- I plug in the TV, now I can't obviously plug all three of these things.
- 43
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- Here's the most basic powerstrip you can get. Every big store sells this shit. These are common.
- 44
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- So plug in the fucking powerstrip or whatever.
- 45
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- Here's goes the Genesis, the SegaCD, and... bullshit.
- 46
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- What a load of fucking bullshit. How did they fuck this up so bad?
- 47
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- I can't even turn it the other way because it doesn't fit.
- 48
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- Why can I only plug in two power adaptors? Why can't they be side way?
- 49
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- Better yet, why do they have these box thing?
- 50
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- Why can't they be like this?
- 51
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- Even the Atari 5200 with a huge ass box, but it still ends with a normal plug.
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- You know that really pisses me off.
- 53
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- I even have a camera, which I just brought this year it has a box like that.
- 54
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- We live in the year of 2007, they can't figure out that shit like that takes up too much room?
- 55
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- These fucking thing should be banned.
- 56
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- Have these!
- 57
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- Not these!
- 58
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- So anyway, let's fire this monster up and play some Primal Rage.
- 59
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- Great title screen huh? There isn't any title at all!
- 60
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- What is this? Wha waitaminute...
- 61
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- Oh please god tell me what's going on.
- 62
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- Why can't I see the characters?
- 63
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- I'm playing invisible Primal Rage!
- 64
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- Let's try Virtual Fighter.
- 65
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- What the fuck?!
- 66
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- Guess what, we left something out.
- 67
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- There's another cable, which connects to the Genesis to the 32x.
- 68
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- Isn't it enough that the damn thing is inserted into the top of the Genesis?
- 69
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- Why does it need another connector?
- 70
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- Look at this, it's a fucking mess!
- 71
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- What a perfect visual analogy!
- 72
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- Sega invented the 32x to increase the lifespan of the Sega Genesis.
- 73
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- That's exactly what this friggen thing looks like.
- 74
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- It's on life support.
- 75
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- Here's Primal Rage, with my recollection looks nowhere near as good as the arcade.
- 76
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- In fact, I'm not even sure how much even better it look than the Genesis version.
- 77
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- It got all the moves, the farting, the puking, the pissing, which I can't do.
- 78
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- If you want to try that out, be my guest.
- 79
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- I mean that's what I hate about this game, the moves. They're so awkward.
- 80
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- Especially the fatality moves... just forget about it.
- 81
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- It's always something hold these 3 buttons then tap wierd combonation on the control pad.
- 82
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- I don't know why they make any moves that require you to hit Up.
- 83
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- You know what happens? You jump!
- 84
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- I'm sorry, when I have to download a move list and remember all kinds of combonations of buttons.
- 85
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- That ruins the game for me.
- 86
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- You have Doom, which is one my all time favorite.
- 87
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- But the music sounds like shit.
- 88
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- Compare it to the Super Nintendo version.
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- Also the Super Nintendo version has more levels.
- 90
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- The only thing it lacks is the graphics. they're horrible.
- 91
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- The 32x is better. My point is everything should be better.
- 92
- 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:04,000
- Now you have Virtua Fighter
- 93
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- It's one of the first 3D fighting game and it sure is like it.
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- I do hate how everytime you jump, its like you're on the moon.
- 95
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- Gah... the controls sucks.
- 96
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- The characters acts like they have problems.
- 97
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- Now you have Starwars.
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- Yeah, it's a arcade classic, but I don't know about this one. The graphics are dull.
- 99
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- Everything looks like a polygons, putting me to sleep.
- 100
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- Like my SegaCD Video, keep in mind, I'm limited to on how many games I can review.
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- I'm aware that I'm leaving out the popular one like the Snatcher on the Sega CD, and Knuckles Chaotix on the 32x.
- 102
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- But remember if I don't have the game, then I can't review it.
- 103
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- It doesn't matter anyway because I wanted to focus on the console itself.
- 104
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- The bottomline, the 32x sucks.
- 105
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- It's one of the biggest failure of all time.
- 106
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- Just to celebrate their failure just for shit and giggle, they released a few CD 32x games, which requires both the 32x and the SegaCD!!
- 107
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- If you happen to own both this pile of vomit and this piece of shit, you can mix the two together!
- 108
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- It concludes that the 32x was not worth it.
- 109
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- Gamer are too smart not to get sucker in, they knew that the piece of junk would be abandon shortly because the Sega Saturn is on it way.
- 110
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- Hell, it was already out in Japan. No one gave a two fuck about this beast.
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- It cost about 150 dollars when it first came out.
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- The only people who brought it had mechanical problems.
- 113
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- On top of that, there was rumors that it can damage your Genesis games.
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- I don't even know if that true or not.
- 115
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- The Sega Saturn was released in the US 6 month later.
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- Only about 40 games or maybe less came out for the 32x before they pick this up.
- 117
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- What kind of Marketing is that!?
- 118
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- WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!!
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- On top of that, Sega has yet another console planned in between called the Neptune, which was scrapped pretty quickly.
- 120
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- All it was going to be is a standalone 32x anyway. Which was should have fucking been in the first place!
- 121
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- Not only the Saturn was on the way.
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- So is the Playstation and the Nintendo 64.
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- Gamers knew it would be a better idea was to just wait.
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- And stores was selling the 32x for 20 dollars.
- 125
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- I got mine from a flea market for 2 dollars and fifty cents!
- 126
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- I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS!!!
- 127
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- Now excuse me, I gotta send this fucking shit back from the fire of Hell.
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