The Diaper

Diaper Diaper, slurping bright,
In the /nosg/ of the night;
What immoral hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful memery?

In what steaming pizza pies.
Slurp the diaper of thine eyes?
On what memes dare he acquire?
What the hand, dare seize the diaper?

And what Glaston, and what smug,
Could twist the gamers of thy Plug?
And when thy guild began to die,
What dread meme? and what dread lie?

What the dindu? what the nuffin,
In what fatroll was thy muffin?
What the bix? what dread nood,
Dare its muhfugen cof bin, dood!

When the kings threw down their honours
And water'd Entitled with their goners:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Boku make thee?

Diaper Diaper slurping bright,
In the /nosg/ of the night:
What immoral hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful memery?