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  2. 01[21:56] <Plutonis> Aheem.
  3. 01[22:03] <Plutonis> Last when we saw our protagonists, they just crossed the Malasch Marsh and received a proposal from a man with ties to the mysterious Syndicate. Divided whether to accept or not, they leave the marsh and are now approaching the coastal city of Ros Town.
  4. [22:04] <EricOConnor> "I think I can smell the sea now, we must be close."
  5. 01[22:04] <Plutonis> As you approach it, it's obvious that the town itself is barely smaller than Ingol and Frei. A few huts dot the coastline, and the local Pokémon center is probably the biggest building in it.
  6. [22:04] <Sera> "Huh. Thought it'd be bigger."
  7. [22:04] <EricOConnor> "Yeah, you'd think a coastal town would have some tourism."
  8. [22:06] <Michelle> "... Well, at least it's got a beach. I can handle the beach just fine."
  9. [22:07] <Quigley> "Beaches are rather nice."
  10. 06[22:08] * Sera shrugs.
  11. [22:08] <EricOConnor> "Shall we see if we can scope out the fight clan here? I don't know a thing about them."
  12. [22:08] <Michelle> "Sounds like a plan. I mean, it's either that or we comb the beach. I can do either."
  13. [22:09] <Quigley> "Oh. I figured we were gonna take a day off, after all that."
  14. [22:10] <EricOConnor> "I'm not saying we're going to challenge them, but we should at least see what kind of Pokemon they have so we can plan ahead."
  15. [22:10] <Quigley> "Can we hit the beach afterwards, at least?"
  16. [22:11] <EricOConnor> "Yeah, I've got no problem with that."
  17. [22:11] <Michelle> "Thirding the vote for some time out on the sand after, not that it wasn't unanimous to begin with."
  18. [22:12] <Sera> "Let's talk about this when we're out of the mud."
  19. 01[22:13] <Plutonis> As you get closer to the town itself, you see a figure collapsed on the town's entrance!
  20. [22:13] <Michelle> [*!*]
  21. 06[22:14] * EricOConnor approaches the collapsed figure, ready to offer assistance or aid.
  22. 06[22:14] * Michelle checks to see if the guy is dead or just collapsed, first of all.
  23. [22:15] <Michelle> [... I think anyone untrained in med can feasibly still know to check the arm or neck for a pulse after all]
  24. 01[22:15] <Plutonis> It's an elderly man, possibly on his seventies! He's not bleeding or anything and is still breathing, but is clenching his stomach in pain.
  25. [22:16] <Quigley> Quigley examines the man with Medical Knowledge.
  26. [22:16] <Quigley> !roll 2d6+5
  27. [22:16] <JDiceBot> Quigley: 032d6+5: 0412 [2d6=3,4]
  28. [22:16] <Michelle> [... Wow that's a hell of a mind there quig]
  29. 01[22:17] <Plutonis> Quigley notices that he's having... Some ulcer attack!
  30. [22:17] <EricOConnor> [uh oh, is anyone carrying Tums? also, do Tums work on ulcers?]
  31. [22:18] <Michelle> [... Haha.]
  32. [22:18] <Quigley> "Sir, are you gonna be alright? Would you like us to help walk you to a center?" Quigley says, kneeling down.
  33. 06[22:19] * Michelle opts to be creative and draw attention to this situation so other people can come in to help!
  34. [22:20] <Michelle> [I'm using Uproar to cause an uproar, essentially yelling out for someone.]
  35. [22:21] <EricOConnor> "Quigley, is there anything we should do for first aid?"
  36. [22:21] <Michelle> [ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yWP6Qki8mWc ]
  37. 06[22:22] * Sera is out of her depth here, so she'll let them handle it.
  38. 01[22:22] <Plutonis> "Gggragh! Oh get the hell away, brat!" The old man moans angrily.
  39. 01[22:23] <Plutonis> He tries to crawl himself up, although still in obvious pain.
  40. [22:25] <Quigley> "Suit yourself, you old codger." Quigley says, stepping back.
  41. [22:25] <EricOConnor> "Alright old man. We tried doing this the nice way. Quigley, let's drag him to the Pokemon center by force."
  42. [22:25] <Michelle> [How's that scene-making going?]
  43. [22:25] <Quigley> "He's not dying. If he doesn't want help, he doesn't get help."
  44. [22:26] <EricOConnor> "Nah, I'm not going to let him get what he wants now. Let's make him get treatment."
  45. [22:27] <Quigley> "I'm pretty sure that'd count as assault..."
  46. 06[22:27] * Michelle will likely stop if it's obvious no one is around or wants to assist, but heck if she isn't going to try at least.
  47. [22:27] <EricOConnor> "Isn't that only if we hit him?"
  48. [22:27] <Quigley> "Not at all, no."
  49. 01[22:27] <Plutonis> "I... Have my medicine. At home! No need for center!" The man grunts.
  50. [22:28] <EricOConnor> "Well, tell us how to get to your home and we'll take you there, geez. You should have said that first."
  51. 01[22:30] <Plutonis> "No need for help..." He grunts while pointing to a green bungalow near a large seaside rock. "Ggrrraggh!"
  52. 06[22:30] * Michelle dashes off towards it!
  53. [22:30] <Quigley> "You sound like you could use some help..."
  54. [22:31] <EricOConnor> "Yeah, your screams of agony aren't matching up with the words you're saying."
  55. 01[22:35] <Plutonis> The old man just makes a sour face and continues to drag himself forward, continuing to go to the home... Which as Michelle finds out, is locked.
  56. [22:37] <EricOConnor> "Listen, you're not going anywhere fast, sir. Let us help you over to your house before you pass out."
  57. 06[22:39] * Michelle gets a brilliant idea: Link is released. "Open it up!"
  58. [22:39] <Quigley> "Michelle!"
  59. [22:39] <Quigley> [Oh god we're breaking and entering now]
  60. [22:39] <Quigley> [We haven't even joined the criminal organization yet!!]
  61. [22:39] <Michelle> [Honedge can Phase through the door and open it with its ghostly tassel hand.]
  62. [22:40] <EricOConnor> "I'm still not convinced dragging him to the center would be a crime, but circumventing a locked door definitely is a crime!"
  63. [22:42] <Michelle> [Well it's up to you to give her reason to stop.]
  64. [22:42] <EricOConnor> [what, telling her it's illegal isn't a reason?]
  65. [22:43] <Sera> "We can talk about this when the old man's not rolling on the floor."
  66. 01[22:43] <Plutonis> The Honedge has no keys to use!
  67. [22:44] <EricOConnor> "Alright, c'mon, Quig, let's give him a lift."
  68. 01[22:44] <Plutonis> It can't open the door from inside. "Call your pokemon back, goddamnit!" The old man complains again while pulling a key from his pocket. "FRRrararrghh!"
  69. 06[22:44] * Quigley does what he can to help the man inside, grumbling.
  70. [22:44] <Michelle> ... Okay, sure, fine, jeez. She calls Link back.
  71. 06[22:46] * EricOConnor also helps the man get inside
  72. 01[22:47] <Plutonis> Inside of the Bungalow... Is quite a collection of trophies and pictures! All of them seem to be quite ancient, however, and the man starts rummaging around in a drawer, taking a bottle of pills inside and chugging it at once.
  73. 01[22:48] <Plutonis> The place itself seems to smell like mildew, and the furniture seems to be ancient.
  74. [22:48] <Quigley> "You've quite the nice place..."
  75. 01[22:48] <Plutonis> The trophies are on a large display on the middle of the main room, and... [Roll Knowledge?]
  76. [22:48] <Quigley> [Gen?]
  77. [22:48] <Quigley> !roll 3d6+5
  78. [22:48] <JDiceBot> Quigley: 033d6+5: 0417 [3d6=2,4,6]
  79. [22:49] <EricOConnor> !r 2d6
  80. [22:49] <Sera> !r 2d6+3
  81. [22:49] <JDiceBot> Sera: 032d6+3: 0411 [2d6=6,2]
  82. [22:49] <JDiceBot> EricOConnor: 032d6: 0410 [2d6=4,6]
  83. [22:49] <Sera> [Also assuming General.]
  84. [22:49] <Michelle> "...okay yeah, sorry about that. Just did whatever came to mind."
  85. 01[22:53] <Plutonis> [General, yeah]
  86. 01[22:54] <Plutonis> Quigley and Sera recognize the biggest of the trophies from TV... It's... What they award for Fehu League champions? "You want a reward or what?" The man says on a pained voice as he drops on a chair, clutching his stomach. "Rrrgh."
  87. [22:54] <EricOConnor> "I'd like some appreciation or gratitude if you've got any of that laying around. Geez..."
  88. [22:55] <Quigley> "I want you not to end up being found dead from a stomach perforation..."
  89. [22:55] <Michelle> "I'd settle for a name."
  90. [22:57] <Sera> "Quigley, is that trophy what I think it is?"
  91. [22:58] <Quigley> "Yuuup."
  92. 01[22:59] <Plutonis> "It's a bloody ulcer. You get those when you are my age." He mumbles while putting the medicine bottle back... And grabbing a silver flask of what is most likely booze. "What are you brats gaping at?" He says before taking a swill.
  93. [23:01] <Sera> "You're a League champion."
  94. [23:02] <EricOConnor> [i'm starting to wonder if Ros Town is the Florida of Fehu, and everyone else in the town is going to be retired]
  95. [23:04] <Michelle> [Hah.]
  96. 01[23:05] <Plutonis> "Ain't that great." The old man says sourly while taking another swig. "Name's Gilbert Hardenberg..." [Roll Gen Knowledge again?]
  97. [23:05] <Sera> !r 2d6+3
  98. [23:05] <EricOConnor> !r 2d6
  99. [23:05] <JDiceBot> Sera: 032d6+3: 0414 [2d6=5,6]
  100. [23:05] <JDiceBot> EricOConnor: 032d6: 0411 [2d6=6,5]
  101. [23:06] <Quigley> !r 3d6+5
  102. [23:06] <JDiceBot> Quigley: 033d6+5: 0417 [3d6=4,4,4]
  103. 01[23:07] <Plutonis> Eric and Sera might remember that name somehow but... Is it related with some kind of... Bad thing?
  104. [23:07] <Michelle> !r 2d6
  105. [23:07] <JDiceBot> Michelle: 032d6: 044 [2d6=1,3]
  106. [23:07] <Michelle> [Womp womp.]
  107. 01[23:08] <Plutonis> Quigley... Recognizes it from documentaries. Gilbert Hardenberg from Dors Town, Fehu League Champion for five years in a row...
  108. 01[23:08] <Plutonis> And responsible for the great fire that destroyed Dors.
  109. [23:10] <Quigley> [I take it it's a tragic accident, and that he's not a crazed arsonist?]
  110. [23:13] <Sera> [Since he's here, I'd hope so.]
  111. 01[23:14] <Plutonis> As far as you know, it was on a League fight between him and contestants from Relin. Apparently he and his Charizard went berserk and fled the Arena, torching many buildings around it and starting a fire that destroyed most of the town.
  112. [23:14] <EricOConnor> [he probably accidentally caused a grease fire and then panicked and tried to use Scald to put it out, and Scald proc'd for a burn...]
  113. [23:14] <EricOConnor> [or not]
  114. [23:14] <Quigley> [Dude owns.]
  115. 01[23:15] <Plutonis> "Yeah. You know who am I." He says to Quigley on a bitter tone.
  116. [23:15] <Quigley> "Surprised you aren't dead yet, to be honest."
  117. [23:16] <Michelle> [Your Charizard is poorly-trained]
  118. [23:19] <Michelle> "What, this guy famous?"
  119. [23:21] <Quigley> "He's reasonably well known, yeah."
  120. 01[23:21] <Plutonis> "It's not like they didn't tried, kid. Had to move here and live alone since no one wants to do anything with a bastard like me."
  121. [23:23] <Quigley> [Soooo, who wants a coach?]
  122. [23:25] <EricOConnor> [i'd prefer a sober one]
  123. 06[23:25] * Michelle puts the pieces together after a bit considering it's her hometown.
  124. [23:26] <Sera> [Or just do without because we've been fine so far.]
  125. [23:26] <Quigley> [Y'all are no fun.]
  126. 06[23:27] * Quigley frowns. "Oh."
  127. 01[23:27] <Plutonis> Since Michelle is from Dors... Yeah, she heard on how her town got torched decades ago.
  128. [23:29] <Michelle> "... Ohhhhh I get it. Y'know, only kids and stuff think this, but... At least a few people think it's cool how much the town improved compared to how it was before that."
  129. [23:33] <Sera> "So, uh, we kind of got to get set up at the pokecenter and prepare for the next clan fight, so we should probably get going..."
  130. 01[23:34] <Plutonis> "So now I'm a rotting piece of shit at a town no one travels to. Guess one day I'll die and that's that. And of course that piece of shit Schranker..." Gilbert grumbles bitterly while refilling his flask.
  131. [23:35] <Quigley> "Schranker, sir?"
  132. 01[23:35] <Plutonis> That... Is a name you can recognize. Schranker from Schranker Inc. The richest man in Fehu and a former Fight Clan contestant, he was the one who went against Gilbert on that day, and was the one who rebuilt Dors with his own funds.
  133. [23:38] <Michelle> "... Oh. Well that'd explain why you don't like hearing that. Still, the way you say it, it almost makes it sound like its way too convenient, what happened."
  134. 01[23:42] <Plutonis> "Who knows? He's up there, and I'm down here."
  135. [23:43] <Michelle> "Right... Well, we have to see what's up with this town's clan, try to get another rank-up going. Was neat meeting you though!"
  136. 01[23:44] <Plutonis> "And those hundred and fifty nine... Are not here. Maybe they will get their revenge on us one day." Gilbert mumbles while nodding at a small and ancient Pokéball tucked on a small corner in the display case.
  137. [23:44] <Michelle> [... 159...]
  138. [23:44] <EricOConnor> [maybe he's just rambling?]
  139. 01[23:45] <Plutonis> Those familiar with the fire know that yes... That's how many people died on the great fire.
  140. [23:46] <Michelle> [Oh shit Burned Tower stuff going on]
  141. [23:46] <Sera> [Honestly? Could be worse.]
  142. [23:46] <Quigley> [That's like, half of the Chicago fire. That's a small town. That's a huge deathtoll]
  143. [23:47] <Sera> [And I don't know scale very well.]
  144. [23:47] <Michelle> [Yeah.]
  145. [23:48] <Michelle> [... And on a story like that unless Sera wants to talk on behalf of the dead...]
  146. [23:48] <Michelle> [We should move on!]
  147. [23:48] <Sera> [We should.]
  148. [23:48] <EricOConnor> [i am all for moving on]
  149. [23:48] <Quigley> [Oh. :(]
  150. 06[23:48] * Sera is already waiting by the door.
  151. 01[23:48] <Plutonis> [Medium-sized, not small]
  152. 01[23:49] <Plutonis> [also not asking anything else?]
  153. [23:49] <Michelle> [Just so we have a full session to Beach.]
  154. [23:49] <EricOConnor> [we still don't know anything about the fight clan here, gotta do that before beach]
  155. [23:49] <Quigley> "Um, sir, this might be in incredibly poor taste, but..."
  156. [23:49] <Sera> [Keep talking if you want to. I mean, I'd rather leave this weird old guy be, but if you got questions ask them.]
  157. [23:50] <Quigley> "Or, before that."
  158. [23:50] <EricOConnor> [nah, i meant that we should meet the actual fight clan, not ask this guy about them]
  159. [23:50] <Quigley> "We've gotten a rather promising job offer, and. You haven't happened to heard about some group called the "Syndicate," have you?"
  160. [23:50] <Quigley> [Fuck it might as well ask that.]
  161. [23:50] <Michelle> [I know, but this gives us minimum an hour to do just that.]
  162. [23:50] <Michelle> [... WHAT]
  163. [23:51] <Michelle> [QUIG YOU BLABBERMOUTH]
  164. [23:51] <EricOConnor> [you going to show him the skull too?]
  165. [23:51] <Quigley> [Quig is talking to a man he probably idolized]
  166. [23:51] <Quigley> [No, Quig just wants more information about groups.]
  167. [23:51] <Quigley> [He's a crazy old man with no friends. I think we're fine.]
  168. 01[23:56] <Plutonis> "What the hell are you talking about, kid?" Gilbert raises an eyebrow.
  169. [23:57] <Quigley> "Nothing, nothing. Sorry, umm." Quigley, babbles, a bit flustered.
  170. 01[23:58] <Plutonis> "Are you kids here to mock an old man? I might be retired but..." He reaches to a dusty chest and starts rummaging inside... Taking a friggin' morningstar from it as well as a pair of Pokéballs!
  171. [23:58] <Quigley> "What no."
  172. 06[23:58] * Michelle grabs Quigley's arm and starts tugging. The size difference is large enough that she's having trouble forcibly dragging him away.
  173. [23:59] <EricOConnor> "Quig, let's leave while we've got the chance."
  174. [23:59] <Quigley> "Umm, it was very nice meeting you sir. If you're ever in Ingol, feel free to stop by the Fight Clan. We'd be happy to have you there."
  175. Session Time: Mon Oct 20 00:00:01 2014
  176. [00:00] <Quigley> Quigley says, hurrying out the door.
  177. 06[00:00] * Sera is already out.
  178. 06[00:00] * EricOConnor follows suit
  179. 06[00:01] * Michelle is dragged along by Quigley.
  180. [00:01] <Michelle> "... Good job. First he was just upset at us being kids, now he's upset at is specifically."
  181. 01[00:02] <Plutonis> "Fuck off already!"
  182. [00:02] <Quigley> "I was thinking maybe that rich guy had something to do with..."
  183. [00:02] <Sera> "We're going!"
  184. 01[00:02] <Plutonis> He slams the door as soon as you leave!
  185. [00:03] <EricOConnor> "I think he's lost his marbles."
  186. [00:03] <Michelle> "... Let's go look for the clan building. I want to put in a token recon job and put this all behind us with a little R&R."
  187. 01[00:04] <Plutonis> And... There are five teenagers on the front of the house. "Who" "The" "Heck" "Are" "You?" They say at the same time. "Why are" "You strangers" "At our" "Grandpa's house" "Tell us."
  188. 01[00:04] <Plutonis> They... They all look the same.
  189. [00:04] <Sera> "Uh..."
  190. [00:04] <Quigley> "...huh."
  191. [00:04] <Sera> Occult, is this Children of the Corn shit?
  192. [00:04] <Sera> !r 4d6+3
  193. [00:04] <JDiceBot> Sera: 034d6+3: 0414 [4d6=2,3,5,1]
  194. [00:04] <EricOConnor> "Oh goddammit, out of the frying pan..."
  195. [00:04] <Michelle> "... Well I'm glad you asked! We are..."
  196. 01[00:04] <Plutonis> All of them are androgynous, with a tanned skin and a bowl cut haircut that doesn't help discern their gender at all.
  197. 01[00:05] <Plutonis> Uh, not some children of the corn shit, but... It's kind of unsettling.
  198. [00:05] <EricOConnor> [maybe quig should roll science to see if they're clones or some genetic experiment]
  199. [00:06] <Quigley> "Uh, Mr Hardenberg there was in pain, so we wanted to make sure he made it back home okay..."
  200. [00:06] <Michelle> "You could call us travelers. Or a ragtag band of fools who've seen way worse than you. We are the best the boonies have to offer: Ingol's Fight Clan!"
  201. [00:06] <Quigley> [Also medicine knowledge]
  202. [00:06] <Michelle> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FVDbxFwMyLQ
  203. [00:06] <Quigley> !roll 2d6+5
  204. [00:06] <JDiceBot> Quigley: 032d6+5: 0410 [2d6=3,2]
  205. [00:06] <Michelle> [She's trying to make us sound Edgy. Rolling Intimidate]
  206. [00:07] <Michelle> !r 3d6+3
  207. [00:07] <JDiceBot> Michelle: 033d6+3: 0414 [3d6=6,2,3]
  208. 01[00:08] <Plutonis> "Ah so" "You are" "To challenge us" "Is that so?" "Yes, it seems to be so." The teenagers all answer back.
  209. [00:09] <Sera> "What's it to you?"
  210. [00:09] <Michelle> [... Oh god I got it.]
  211. [00:09] <Michelle> [They're Tate and Liza taken to its logical extreme.]
  212. [00:09] <Quigley> [omg]
  213. [00:09] <EricOConnor> [welp]
  214. [00:09] <Michelle> [Psychic Pentuplets.]
  215. 01[00:09] <Plutonis> [BOOM]
  216. [00:10] <Sera> [And I got some good Ghost and Dark types.]
  217. [00:10] <Quigley> "We intended more of a friendly visit, really...]
  218. [00:12] <EricOConnor> "Yeah, one of our team members is sick so we were hoping to have a meet and greet for now, at least until he's on his feet again."
  219. [00:12] <Michelle> "... Maybe. But right now? We just got through kicking the ass of what lies within the marsh, and want to see what your town has to offer. We'll challenge you when we're feeling up to it."
  220. 01[00:12] <Plutonis> "Grandfather doesn't like visits." "You must know why." "Yes, one of them is from Dors." "Ah it seems to be so." "This might be fun." The quintuplets all say while nodding to each other.
  221. [00:14] <EricOConnor> "....I almost prefer talking to the old man."
  222. [00:14] <Sera> "Okay, are you guys psychic or just weird?"
  223. [00:14] <Quigley> "What do you mean almost. Mr. Hardenberg was great."
  224. [00:14] <EricOConnor> "Can't they be both?"
  225. [00:15] <EricOConnor> "Mr. Hardenburg was about to bury a mace in your face."
  226. 01[00:16] <Plutonis> [That ryhmes]
  227. [00:16] <EricOConnor> [that is why i said mace instead of morningstar, yes]
  228. 01[00:16] <Plutonis> Sera's question is met with creepy giggling.
  229. 02[00:20] * EricOConnor (Mibbit@synIRC-8D83FE66.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  230. 03[00:20] * EricOConnor (Mibbit@synIRC-8D83FE66.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) has joined #ptu
  231. 01[00:20] <Plutonis> "The bonds of siblings." "It's what we all share." "It makes us invincible." "You have no chance to win" "That's why we are that good."
  232. [00:20] <Michelle> "Look, I don't care too much about history. I got like a C+ or something in that subject at school. I just want to leave your old man be like he wants, get some watermelon, and then maybe come back and kick your collective teeth in."
  233. [00:21] <EricOConnor> [god, i hope their match is full contact, i want to punch them all badly]
  234. [00:21] <Michelle> [They'll all have a collective health pool.]
  235. [00:22] <Michelle> [You'll have to deal 350 damage to knock them all out otherwise they'll all be at like 1 HP each around 340]
  236. [00:23] <Michelle> [...wait if they're not psychic... They could also be Channeling each other.]
  237. [00:23] <Michelle> [Its a team of 5 Ns]
  238. [00:23] <Michelle> [Truly the scariest thing imaginable]
  239. [00:24] <Sera> "Connections cut both ways, you know. Hope you like curses."
  240. 06[00:24] * Sera attempts to be threatening.
  241. [00:24] <Sera> !r 2d6
  242. [00:24] <JDiceBot> Sera: 032d6: 0411 [2d6=6,5]
  243. 06[00:24] * Sera kind of succeeds?
  244. 06[00:25] * Quigley also tries to be intimidating. By being big. And scary. !roll 3d6+2
  245. [00:25] <Quigley> !roll 3d6+2
  246. [00:25] <JDiceBot> Quigley: 033d6+2: 0417 [3d6=6,5,4]
  247. 06[00:25] * Michelle already rolled intimidate before.
  248. [00:25] <Sera> [I should probably buy up Intimidate at some point. Especially if I ever want to go into Elementalist.]
  249. [00:26] <Michelle> [I can help!]
  250. [00:26] <Michelle> [I can make you not have to buy as much via MAKEOVER]
  251. 01[00:26] <Plutonis> "You..." "You are threatening us?" "You will regret this, witch girl." "Trainers like you always lose." "They never win."
  252. [00:26] <Michelle> [Plus it gives you Scary Face in case you wanted to slow something.]
  253. [00:27] <Michelle> "... Oh? Two can play at this game! Or... Nine. Anyway!"
  254. [00:27] <Sera> "And yet you're only rank 9."
  255. 02[00:27] * EricOConnor (Mibbit@synIRC-8D83FE66.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
  256. [00:27] <Michelle> "You really think that?" She motions to Sera
  257. [00:28] <Michelle> [MOCK THEM]
  258. 01[00:28] <Plutonis> "The Hardenbergs never lose." "Even though grandfather has effed up." "We were just biding our time." "Number tens have no place to talk crap about us." "Grandpa was the champion, he's washed up now..." And then they all say in one single voice. "But we will be bigger than him!"
  259. 03[00:29] * EricOConnor (EricOConno@synIRC-8D83FE66.phlapa.fios.verizon.net) has joined #ptu
  260. 06[00:30] * EricOConnor just stands there, hoping the Pokecenter has plenty of aspirin.
  261. [00:31] <Michelle> "Wow. You don't have a single independent thought among the lot of you, do you? I've heard of bonds making people herd together like sheep, but this is ridiculous. I'm out of here."
  262. 01[00:31] <Plutonis> "Kant Hardenberg." "Kent Hardenberg." "Kint Hardenberg." "Kont Hardenberg." "...*awkward silence* Trevor."
  263. 01[00:32] <Plutonis> (All together) "Bring it on bitch!"
  264. [00:32] <Michelle> [... Hahaha. Should've used Kynt.]
  265. [00:32] <Sera> ... "Your names are worse than mine."
  266. [00:32] <Michelle> "... Nah." Michelle just puts her hands behind her back in a lazy pose and walks off towards the beach.
  267. 01[00:32] <Plutonis> "Bite our collective ass, Seraphim."
  268. [00:33] <Sera> "Hah! You are psychic!"
  269. [00:33] <Michelle> [Just blew them off in the most aloof way possible: by ceasing to care.]
  270. [00:33] <EricOConnor> [man, if only i knew enough about TNG to make a Borg joke]
  271. [00:34] <Michelle> ["this is not war, this is pest control!"]
  272. [00:34] <Michelle> [Wait wrong scifi series]
  273. 06[00:35] * Sera is too busy being smug about them doing that too be annoyed at everyone knowing her actual name. That will probably change.
  274. [00:36] <EricOConnor> "Well, see you in... I dunno, a couple days?"
  275. [00:36] <Michelle> [ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JRJQTbzWLl8 ]
  276. 01[00:37] <Plutonis> The quintuplets all give you the middle finger and head off, looking quite annoyed!
  277. [00:37] <Michelle> [Dukedog levels of smug up in here]
  278. [00:38] <EricOConnor> "...Why were they pissed at us? We didn't kick their asses yet."
  279. [00:39] <EricOConnor> "Ooooh, maybe they foresaw us kicking their asses."
  280. [00:41] <EricOConnor> "Either way, I think we can call it a day. Let's go take a load off, shall we?"
  281. [00:42] <Sera> "You don't need to tell me twice."
  282. 06[00:42] * Michelle is already on her way towards said beach, having taken off her jacket and draped it over her shoulder.
  283. [00:43] <Quigley> Quigley is only steps behind Michelle.
  284. 06[00:43] * Sera is going to the pokecenter for a shower first. And to actually buy a swimsuit.
  285. 06[00:44] * Michelle is going to do so at the beach. They DO have showers and swimsuit vendors at beaches.
  286. 06[00:44] * EricOConnor is also in need of purchasing a swimsuit. And restocking on actual items.
  287. [00:45] <Sera> [Also that.]
  288. 01[00:46] <Plutonis> And that... Is going to wait for a while! For while our heroes have learned a dark piece of Fehu's past and met quite the nettlesome opponents, their BEACH PARTY BONANZA shall be a reward for all the grief they went through!
  289. 01[00:46] <Plutonis> [/session]
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