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  1. [2011-11-14 00:03:21] |<-- Dexanote has left irc.synirc.net (Client exited)
  2. [2011-11-14 00:04:07] <Daedalize> Green, Nolan, roll perception.
  3. [2011-11-14 00:04:22] <Feierzeit> 6df+7
  4. [2011-11-14 00:04:22] <Glacon> Feierzeit: 8 (6df+7=3+, 0, 3+, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  5. [2011-11-14 00:05:14] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+4
  6. [2011-11-14 00:05:15] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: 4 (6df+4=0, 0, 4-, 0, 0, 3+)
  7. [2011-11-14 00:06:05] <Daedalize> Green notices a glimmer out of the corner of his eye, in the direction of the doorway.
  8. [2011-11-14 00:06:23] <Feierzeit> Green turns his head.
  9. [2011-11-14 00:06:52] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan looks up. "What's up?"
  10. [2011-11-14 00:07:25] <Feierzeit> "I saw something glimmering in the doorway." Green rolls out to see what it is.
  11. [2011-11-14 00:08:07] <Daedalize> Nothing out there. Odd.
  12. [2011-11-14 00:08:37] <Feierzeit> "Hm." Green rolls back in and eases himself onto a couch.
  13. [2011-11-14 00:08:51] <Mr_Wilt> "Probably nothing."
  14. [2011-11-14 00:09:05] <Mr_Wilt> "So hey, Green. What ladies are you interested, on-site?"
  15. [2011-11-14 00:09:31] <Feierzeit> Green looks at Nolan. "I dunno. They're all pretty cool."
  16. [2011-11-14 00:09:33] <Daedalize> Nolan, roll Pdef.
  17. [2011-11-14 00:10:35] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6
  18. [2011-11-14 00:10:36] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: 4 (6df+6=0, 4-, 4-, 3+, 4-, 0)
  19. [2011-11-14 00:11:56] <Daedalize> There is a sharp pain along the side of Nolan's neck, and as he brings his hand up he feels blood trickling out of a shallow cut.
  20. [2011-11-14 00:12:37] <Mr_Wilt> "Fuck!" He stands up, wiping a bit of blood away.
  21. [2011-11-14 00:12:58] <Feierzeit> "What?"
  22. [2011-11-14 00:13:01] <Daedalize> As Nolan stands, Green sees... a kitchen knife, hovering just behind him.
  23. [2011-11-14 00:13:14] <Daedalize> The knife lunges for Nolan once more!
  24. [2011-11-14 00:13:22] <Daedalize> Roll Pdef again, Nolan.
  25. [2011-11-14 00:13:29] <Salmander> <<'As anyone seen my steak knife?>>
  26. [2011-11-14 00:13:30] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 Oshi-
  27. [2011-11-14 00:13:31] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: Oshi-: 8 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 3+)
  28. [2011-11-14 00:13:40] <Feierzeit> "HOLY SHIT IT'S A KNIFE!"
  29. [2011-11-14 00:14:13] <Daedalize> Noting Green's look of alarm, Nolan sidesteps the swipe just in time.
  30. [2011-11-14 00:14:34] <Mr_Wilt> "Holy shit! What the fuck?!"
  31. [2011-11-14 00:14:53] <Daedalize> The knife swishes through the air, then hovers between the two, flicking back and forth threateningly.
  32. [2011-11-14 00:15:33] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan draws his gun, and points it at the knife. "Hey, knife. We don't want any trouble."
  33. [2011-11-14 00:15:44] <Feierzeit> Green gets into the wheelchair with some difficulty.
  34. [2011-11-14 00:17:22] <Daedalize> The knife suddenly swings down and goes for Nolan's leg!
  35. [2011-11-14 00:18:29] <Daedalize> Roll Pdef, Nolan. Or Athletics, if you prefer.
  36. [2011-11-14 00:18:54] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 Eh, they're both the same.
  37. [2011-11-14 00:18:55] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: Eh, they're both the same.: 2 (6df+6=4-, 4-, 0, 0, 4-, 4-)
  38. [2011-11-14 00:19:42] <Daedalize> Nolan stumbles trying to get around his chair, and the knife gives him a nasty gash on his leg.
  39. [2011-11-14 00:19:48] <Daedalize> -1 Body.
  40. [2011-11-14 00:20:32] <Feierzeit> Green starts backing the fuck away.
  41. [2011-11-14 00:21:07] <Mr_Wilt> "Fuck!" Nolan grabs for the the fucking knife. Fuck knives.
  42. [2011-11-14 00:21:15] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 Rollan' athletics.
  43. [2011-11-14 00:21:16] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: Rollan' athletics.: 5 (6df+6=4-, 3+, 0, 4-, 4-, 3+)
  44. [2011-11-14 00:21:35] <Feierzeit> Green changes his mind and rolls back in.
  45. [2011-11-14 00:22:12] <Daedalize> He almost gets a grip on it, but it flicks out and nicks him on the wrist, forcing him to let go.
  46. [2011-11-14 00:22:24] <Mr_Wilt> "God dammit!"
  47. [2011-11-14 00:23:13] <Daedalize> This time, the knife swoops high, going for Nolan's pretty face.
  48. [2011-11-14 00:23:21] <Daedalize> Roll Pdef, Nol.
  49. [2011-11-14 00:24:25] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6 Man fucking knives.
  50. [2011-11-14 00:24:26] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: Man fucking knives.: 5 (6df+6=3+, 0, 4-, 3+, 4-, 4-)
  51. [2011-11-14 00:25:22] <Daedalize> Nolan manages to knock it aside, receiving only a scratch on the cheek. He's gotten worse cuts shaving.
  52. [2011-11-14 00:26:46] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan grabs for the knife's handle again, gritting his teeth in anger. Knives are for pussies.
  53. [2011-11-14 00:26:51] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6
  54. [2011-11-14 00:26:52] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: 4 (6df+6=4-, 4-, 0, 4-, 0, 3+)
  55. [2011-11-14 00:27:49] <Daedalize> A slice across the knuckles is his reward. This knife won't do what you tell it!
  56. [2011-11-14 00:28:23] <Feierzeit> Green yells into the corridor: "HEY! WE NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!". And knives are NOT for pussies.
  57. [2011-11-14 00:28:32] <Salmander> 6df+4 Another knife comes flying at the floating knife
  58. [2011-11-14 00:28:33] <Glacon> Salmander: Another knife comes flying at the floating knife: 7 (6df+4=0, 3+, 3+, 3+, 3+, 4-)
  59. [2011-11-14 00:29:11] <Salmander> ^THrown weapons
  60. [2011-11-14 00:29:30] <Daedalize> The knife is hit! It flails through the air, like a balloon that has been punched. The knife that hit it, by comparison, falls to the ground.
  61. [2011-11-14 00:30:26] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan takes yet another grab at this persistent fuck.
  62. [2011-11-14 00:30:30] <Salmander> Gaston walks in and picks up the thrown knife. He watches the other as it flails, his arms crossed.
  63. [2011-11-14 00:30:32] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6
  64. [2011-11-14 00:30:32] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: 7 (6df+6=0, 3+, 3+, 0, 0, 4-)
  65. [2011-11-14 00:31:05] <Daedalize> The knife is too off-balance to swipe, and Nolan manages to grab hold of it. It struggles in his grip, though.
  66. [2011-11-14 00:31:23] <Daedalize> Roll Athletics to maintain your hold!
  67. [2011-11-14 00:32:34] <Salmander> "Any time now monsieur. I need this knife for my stew."
  68. [2011-11-14 00:33:32] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6
  69. [2011-11-14 00:33:43] <Mr_Wilt> "Trying as best as I can here, Gaston!"
  70. [2011-11-14 00:37:45] <Mr_Wilt> 6df+6
  71. [2011-11-14 00:37:46] <Glacon> Mr_Wilt: 2 (6df+6=4-, 4-, 4-, 4-, 0, 0)
  72. [2011-11-14 00:38:12] <Daedalize> ...for a moment, it looks as though the knife is caught.
  73. [2011-11-14 00:38:43] <Daedalize> But then, it breaks free! Rather than swipe at Nolan, it swoops away, dodging around Gaston.
  74. [2011-11-14 00:39:03] <Salmander> Does it get away?
  75. [2011-11-14 00:39:21] <Daedalize> Gaston can roll Athletics to try and grab it.
  76. [2011-11-14 00:39:46] <Salmander> Can he roll melee to smash it into the fucking floor with his cleaver?
  77. [2011-11-14 00:40:18] <Daedalize> Well, it's floating, so... yes, but with a -2 penalty.
  78. [2011-11-14 00:41:18] <Salmander> 6df+10 Tagging Cooking is an Art to slam the knife into the fucking floor
  79. [2011-11-14 00:41:18] <Glacon> Salmander: Tagging Cooking is an Art to slam the knife into the fucking floor: 11 (6df+10=4-, 0, 3+, 0, 3+, 0)
  80. [2011-11-14 00:41:34] <Daedalize> ...
  81. [2011-11-14 00:41:49] <Salmander> Alternatively Knives Master could also be tagged
  82. [2011-11-14 00:42:04] <Daedalize> The cleaver comes down with enough force to separate the blade of the knife from the handle entirely.
  83. [2011-11-14 00:42:29] <Daedalize> The two pieces fall to the ground, lifeless.
  84. [2011-11-14 00:42:47] <Salmander> Gaston sighs and picks it up. "Ah, Nolan, it is important to never use too much force. Such is a lesson of life. C'est la vie."
  85. [2011-11-14 00:44:13] <Mr_Wilt> "Force is all I know, Gaston."
  86.  
  87. [2011-11-14 00:44:48] <Salmander> "Zen how can you expect to win over any girl, monsieur?"
  88. [2011-11-14 00:44:58] <Feierzeit> "...goddammit. Today fucking sucks." Green crashes on the couch.
  89. [2011-11-14 00:46:20] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan sighs. Quite a blow to the gut there, Gaston. "I asked myself the same thing today."
  90. [2011-11-14 00:47:40] <Feierzeit> "I think the trick is to be smooth. If you push too hard, they'll push back."
  91. [2011-11-14 00:47:58] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan looks at Green. *Oh god*.
  92. [2011-11-14 00:48:12] <Feierzeit> "What?"
  93. [2011-11-14 00:48:20] <Salmander> "You must learn to be gentle, monsieur. Like placing a cheri on a banana."
  94. [2011-11-14 00:48:40] <Feierzeit> "See, Pierre knows what I'm talking about."
  95. [2011-11-14 00:49:31] <Salmander> Gaston looks at Green with a raised eyebrow. "Zis man must learn proper names."
  96. [2011-11-14 00:50:06] <Feierzeit> "Man, I don't even give a fuck at this point."
  97. [2011-11-14 00:50:47] <Salmander> "And zat is why you are not getting fucked." Gaston lets out a hearty laugh and leaves.
  98. [2011-11-14 00:51:07] <Feierzeit> "Only a matter of time, my friend."
  99. [2011-11-14 00:51:19] <Mr_Wilt> Nolan laughs himself. "Sure, Green."
  100. [2011-11-14 00:51:45] <Feierzeit> To himself more than anyone, "Why does nobody think I can get chicks?"
  101.  
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