Frog Families Episode 4

--- FROG FAMILIES: SERIES ONE EPISODE FOUR (SEÁSEUX OON, EPISEURDE CAT) ---
SCREENPLAY: LOLZ ROBREDO FUNNI
INITIAL CONCEPT: FOGGY WILSON, "POPPET" OF PAIN


The camera pans in at a wide angle to Agincourt, 1415. Two French knights, JAMBON ET MOUTARDE and UNEBAGUETTESILVOUSPLAIT, are ready to charge the English lines
JAMBON: hon hon hon hon, j'aime etre dodgy et French
UNEBAGUETTE: mes oui, mes oui, hon hon hon
JAMBON: On shall now chargez les lines du Anglaise
UNEBAGUETTE: Hon hon hon, mais premier, on shall avez our traditional pre-charge meal
JAMBON: mes oui, mes oui; Let us prendez les petit dejuner!
JAMBON and UNEBAGUETTE slouch, jaws dripping, towards a barrel full of snails
JAMBON: <dodgy french chortling>
UNBAGUETTE: <strange French guffawing>
The two knights set, slobbering, upon Les Barrel des Escargot. Camera pans upwards
* FIVE MINUTEZ APRES *
JAMBON: timez a charge les lines du Anglais!
UNBAGUETTE: oui oui oui
The two knights clamber upon their horses and begin to charge
JAMBON: Haltez! Haltez!
UNEBAGUETTE: Porquois?
JAMBON: Il 'as been trente minutes without une strike! STRIKE! STRIKE!
UNEBAGGUETTE: STRIKE! STRIKE!
Meanwhile, at the English lines, King Henry V finishes yet another marvellous speech
KING HENRY V: Anyway, yeah, let's kill the twats
English archers begin to unleash their fury upon the French knights. JAMBON and UNEBAGGUETTE are swiftly cut down by superior Longbowmen and lie, bleeding, on the ground
JAMBON: servez us rightes por non etre sexy et cultured like les Rosbifs
UNEBAGGUETTE: Je wish j'etait Anglais
Credits roll
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