00:51	AU_Eve	[You are Eve Spector, a sophomore at Generic State University (go fighting mascots!). You're not one for socializing, so one of your friends dragged you to a party in an attempt to get you drunk enough to loosen up.]
00:52	AU_Eve	[You didn't, not really, because there's not enough gallons of shitty beer for that to happen, but you /did/ meet a cute redhead there. One thing led to another, which led to you two tangled in each other with much less clothes than you started with.]
00:53	AU_Eve	[Since then, you've been actually heading out of your dorm on weekend nights, every now and then. And occasionally, you run into Hera again, and things lead to other things and then more hook ups.]
00:55	AU_Eve	[Last night, though, Hera was drunk. Well, more than usual. Too drunk for you to feel comfortable hooking up, or leaving her alone. After some arguing (she's always stubborn, even sober), you manage to drag her back to your dorm, because it's closer and you don't actually know where hers is. She got the bed, you made do with a pile of laundry and a towel.]
00:57	AU_Eve	[You got up early that next morning, as you are wont to do, and headed out for your morning run, because you might be insane. As you come back, snagging a bottle of water from the mini fridge, you notice signs of life from the bed!]
01:02	AU_Hera	[You won't lie, you have totally been hooking up lately with this very cute girl who you often bump into at parties. Now see, if drinking was a class? You would have an A+ grade. Seriously, this is what you live for on the weekends. Everyone else can fucking blow it, but damn you're going for the gold. ]
01:02	AU_Hera	[Although you can admit that you were a little more than 'hammered' last night. You literally don't even remember how you got here. Although luckily you recognize the room when you do wake up. This is much better than waking up in a Denny's parking lot at four am.]
01:04	AU_Hera	[(It was an exceptionally fun night though. But being shooed off by Denny's waitresses is somewhat embarrassing.) Really the thing that roused you out of your stupor had to have been the sound of someone coming back into the room, and rum aging around. Or something. You poke your head out from under the pillow you must have situated on top of your head.]
01:05	AU_Hera	[Or at least you assume you were the one to put your pillow on /top/ of your head instead of under it.]
01:05	AU_Hera	[".... is it morning already?"]
01:09	AU_Eve	["Praise every god, you're alive. I was half expecting you to drown in your own vomited liver or something," you say dryly. "Don't puke on my bed, or you're washing it." You pull out another bottle of water and place it next to her. "It is indeed morning. Has been for eight hours."]
01:12	AU_Hera	["...holy shit really....?" Your hungover brain is just not up to the task of detecting sarcasm. You pull the pillow off your head just to check to see what time it is. Okay, it is not actually 8 pm like your brain wanted to believe. "I ain't gonna puke, I got a stomach of... " You make an awkward noise that sounds like an 'urp', "...steel."]
01:15	AU_Eve	[You look concerned, stepping a little to the side. "Let me rephrase that. If you're gonna puke /anywhere/, you're gonna clean up." You take a look at how she looks. "...help clean up," you amend. For all your hardass appearances, you can't keep it up in the face of a sick kitten. "Here, drink up." You poke her with the water bottle. "Assuming you can keep
01:16	AU_Eve	it down. Toilet's through that door, I share it with someone else who's probably asleep." You gesture. "If she makes a stink, I'll stare her down."]
01:19	AU_Hera	[You nod, and crack open the bottle of water and take an experimental sip. Your stomach settles a tiny bit. Honestly you weren't really sure if you felt sick or if it was just you waking up. Mornings are always spent feeling like you're hungover anyways. "...How'd I even get here?" You mumble, taking another sip of your water. ]
01:21	AU_Eve	["Oh, I dragged you here. Which isn't figurative, the last three flights of stairs." Well, you didn't so much /drag/ her as toss her over your shoulders. "I managed to persuade you eventually." You glance at her, before reaching out to rub her back. "Wasn't gonna let you stay there, where who knows what could have happened."]
01:24	AU_Hera	[A small groan escapes you and you move to sit cross-legged on the bed. Which nearly ends with you pitching forward and off the edge. With a second to spare you catch yourself, and are apparently rewarded with Eve rubbing your back. "... thanks." You glance around the room, trying to set it to memory. At least a headache hasn't set in yet.]
01:28	AU_Eve	[You start to move forward to catch her, but she manages to catch herself. Kind of a shame, watching her faceplant would have been funny. Although you can't seem to bring yourself to mention it, this morning. "Yeah, no problem. Can't live with myself otherwise, if I like see your spotted mug on the paper next to 'body found'"]
01:30	AU_Hera	["...Bleh, they probably would have used a shitty picture of me anyways. Like the one with dicks drawn on my face or something." You snort, and lean back to take a swig of the water bottle. It doesn't go as planned and you end up spilling most of it down your chin like a toddler. Good job. You get a gold star for effort. Put the cap back on the bottle so you
01:31	AU_Hera	don't end up spilling it everywhere. " I can't even remember if I've seen this place in the daylight. God, is it really morning?"]
01:36	AU_Eve	[You roll your eyes. "Hera. I hate to inform you," you say solemnly. "But every picture with you in it is a shitty picture." Okay, your 'stop insulting her' state has passed. "Yep, really morning. I know it's shocking, what with your spittake, but try to contain yourself. Little past eight."]
01:39	AU_Hera	["Wow, rude as fuck. Maybe they'd use my high school photo where I don't look like a half baked hooker all the time. " You try to stretch, and you end up tipping over backwards.Your stomach protests the movement, and you make a very unhappy noise.]
01:43	AU_Eve	["Pretty much have to, huh?" Whoops, and there she goes. Timber, you guess. "I mentioned the thing about puke and your duties thereof, right?" You start rubbing her stomach, because you're a big softy underneath.]
01:46	AU_Hera	[The belly rubbing is oddly comforting, even if your stomach doesn't care much. "... yeah, you mentioned." At this point you're contemplating never drinking again. That seems like a very good idea. "Luckily I am not missing or dead, and there is no need for my photo to be in the paper." ]
01:51	AU_Eve	["Missing, yeah, you're not. Dead, well, I wouldn't count that out just yet. You look like you're not too far away." Your relationship with her up until this point has been hooking up for sex at parties. You're fairly certain that wanting to tuck her into bed and snuggle her better is a different relationship.]
01:52	AU_Hera	["I will puke on you." It comes out as a grumble. "I won't go down without a fight. Watch me flail as I choke on my own vomit!" For feeling so sick, you manage to be a sarcastic dickweed. ".... Shit, does this mean I have to do the walk of shame out of your dorm?"]
01:54	AU_Eve	["Oh, so intimidating. Please don't hurt me, I'll do whatever you want." The sarcasm is thick enough to cut with a knife. "And yes, my mothering instinct only goes so far. I take you home, give you the bed, rub your back and belly, and as soon as you can stand, boom, kicked to the curb to shuffle home with a hangover and a spill on your shirt."]
01:59	AU_Hera	["Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." You groan and sprawl out on her bed. "Maybe I'll never walk again! You'll have to drag me into the hallway."]
01:59	AU_Eve	["I'll probably just leave you there. Tape a sign on your forehead. 'Slightly hungover lesbian. Free to a good home.' What do you think?" You nudge her.]
02:02	AU_Hera	["Aw, ready to get rid of me that quick?" You nudge her back. "I'll make sure to puke on your bed first though."]
02:03	AU_Eve	["I'll swaddle you in the pukey sheets, then. With duct tape. Maybe some over your mouth, too." You pause. "Hey, actually, that might be good for preempting any puke. Where'd I put it..." You lean over and start rummaging around under the bed.]
02:08	AU_Hera	["I always wanted to asphyxiate on some puke, this is a good plan." It seems your need to puke abates for a moment, until you roll over to lean over the edge of the bed to look for whatever it is she's after. Your stomach can't handle the pressure, and you make a very gross noise as a hand flies to your mouth to stop yourself. This was a bad idea.]
02:10	AU_Eve	[You're mainly fucking around, but when you hear Hera's gross noise your head whips towards her. A quick shove of her shoulder so her head is off the bed, and you lunge for your wastepaper basket, thrusting it under her head, hopefully not too late.]