"dis fanatsitc game!!!1!"
[20:20:48] The Chair: Minecraft is less autistic than this excuse for a game
[20:20:52] Ethan Webster: LOL
[20:21:36] Ethan Webster: games that make you feel ashamed that you don't enjoy them are not good games - papers please for example, a lot of work seems to have been put in that but it feels bad not to enjoy it.
[20:21:41] The Chair: My father would find this more of a disappointmant than myself. And that's saying something
[20:21:50] Ethan Webster: it seems people are now rating games based on how much effort was put into them, rather than fun and enjoyment
[20:21:57] Ethan Webster: lmao
[20:21:59] The Chair: Exactly!
[20:22:03] The Chair: Rate on the game on how it plays
[20:22:07] The Chair: not on how it was made
[20:22:12] The Chair: you irish catholics
[20:22:15] Ethan Webster: lol!
[20:22:25] The Chair: Let me look at the steam reviews.
[20:22:48] The Chair: 96% of all reviews are positive. 10,000 reviews.
[20:22:55] The Chair: Here we go to get our yearly dose of breast cancer.
[20:22:59] Ethan Webster: LOL
[20:23:39] The Chair: "This game actually made me break down in tears of sorrow. So much meaningful commentary on life. When I talk about meaningful games, this is always at or near the top of the list. It's hard for me to play, not only because the gameplay is actually challenging, but because of the human element. The things you have to do to continue the game, the decisions you're faced with, are all difficult and challenging. I really think everyone should play this game.This game actually made me break down in tears of sorrow. So much meaningful commentary on life. When I talk about meaningful games, this is always at or near the top of the list. It's hard for me to play, not only because the gameplay is actually challenging, but because of the human element. The things you have to do to continue the game, the decisions you're faced with, are all difficult and challenging. I really think everyone should play this game."
[20:24:12] Ethan Webster: Not at one point in that review you just posted does he meantion fun..
[20:24:53] The Chair: Did it make you break down in tears because you got a note from the doctor stating that your son in 2 years will have 2 dicks, 6 vaginas and coathanger in his head?
[20:24:59] The Chair: True, never mentions fun.
[20:25:15] Ethan Webster: Did it make you break down in tears because you got a note from the doctor stating that your son in 2 years will have 2 dicks, 6 vaginas and coathanger in his head?
[20:25:24] Ethan Webster: That's the best thing I've ever read.
[20:25:42] The Chair: I get rather sympathetic with my vocabulary when it feels like a lamp just molested me.
[20:26:45] The Chair: Lets look at the negative reviews, written by people with an IQ over 11.
[20:26:53] Ethan Webster: over 11 and under 13
[20:27:08] The Chair: Still smarter than the positive reviews writers.
[20:27:09] The Chair: "I cannot reccomend this game. Yeah, at first it is kind of cool to pretend you are one of those inspectors at an airport, but after the 500th time of checking someone's papers, it gets old and repetitive."
[20:27:30] Ethan Webster: Wow that must be one of the 4%!!
[20:27:34] The Chair: "Bad"
[20:27:41] Ethan Webster: lol
[20:27:46] The Chair: "If you like reading passports and dates of birth and non sequential bits of information then Papers Please is for you.

It's like one of those "Find the Difference" puzzles, only there's a time limit, and it's all reading and it kills your family if you miss one."
[20:28:03] The Chair: That's a great analogy, [CD] Foreskin Farter 69.
[20:28:51] The Chair: "Very expensive for a flash game"
[20:28:59] The Chair: This is the epitomy of the human race.
[20:29:18] The Chair: Papers Please is the next step to home-made virgin machines.
[20:29:59] Ethan Webster: lol