Chibi and Caveman

It was the third day of AGDQ 2015 -- the day that CavemanDCJ would finally prove to everyone that Floating Runner was speedrunnable. Blueglass once again failed to complete Ecco without the debug menu, the video cables were fucked up, and Mayushii was the donation reader at the time; it was already beginning to seem like a terrible day for speedrunning.

As Caveman walked to the couch, carrying his PSX and his memegame, he noticed Chibi sitting there. Surely this had to be a mistake. Any retard could've seen after the last GDQ that this was a horrible match. Chibi smiled up at him, his teeth covered in Cheeto residue, dark energy emanating from the collar around his neck.

"I promise I'll be quiet today," he said before Caveman could complain. The latter simply responding with a sigh and a shake of his head before setting up his game.

The run itself was going somewhat well -- he had only fallen once or twice, hadn't died, and was nearing Zaurer. He was so focused on the game that he didn't hear Mayushii read the donation comment, 'Why is the guy on the couch so quiet? Let him talk!'

A smile crept upon Chibinekodemyx's face. He stood up and proclaimed out loud, "You know, for a game called Floating Runner, I don't see a lot of floating in here!" The room was completely silent, barring the sound of Blueglass's clapping. Chibi knew it was his time. All his new, hip memes would surely make him seem cool in front of the master memer himself.

Caveman let a small groan escape his throat as he heard Chibi meme over and over. As he heard Chibi ask how Bowser got into the game, the DCJ decided he couldn't take it anymore. The frustration -- the tension -- was too much to handle. Throwing the greasy controller across the room, he turned to Chibi, snarling. Caveman kicked the chubby memer off the couch and lunged at him.

Screams erupted from the people in the room. The AGDQ staff tried to cut the stream, but they were too incomptent to handle OBS. Caveman had already torn off half of Chibi's clothing and removed his shorts. His dick grew larger, larger, larger; a nearby GDQ slut had to resist the urge to jump at him then and there. Grabbing Chibi by the hips, he said, "I would really prefer if you'd stay still so I can fuck your ass!" And he did.

Caveman yanked on Chibi's dark energy collar with one hand, nearly suffocating the bitch and asserting his dominance. His dick entered Chibi's sizeable ass, with his mustache-like pubic hair slapping against the faggot's buttocks. Chibi moaned over and over, seemingly enjoying it greatly. Everyone looked on in horror - they couldn't stop watching the spectacle unfolding in front of them.

CavemanDCJ fucked Chibi for what seemed like forever, tearing apart his anus completely. Eventually, he ejaculated, spreading his seed throughout the Let's Player's insides. As he came, he screamed to the heavens, "I'm sorry, Asuka!" At this time, the tech team decided to hold down the power button on the computer in order to cut the stream. Mike Uyama stared in disbelief, holding back tears -- his money seemed to be disappearing by the second, much like Caveman's sperm disappearing into Chibi's asshole.