jdrew girl advice

[19:36] <@StackOverflow> Jdrew, I need girl advice
[19:37] <@StackOverflow> how do I get the girls?
[19:37] <Jdrew> I got you fam
[19:37] <Jdrew> http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Girls
[19:37] <DerpyBot> "How to Get Girls: 10 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow" at wikihow.com
[19:37] <@StackOverflow> I don't trust the internet
[19:37] <@StackOverflow> it was made by men
[19:37] <Jdrew> http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girl-to-Like-You
[19:37] <DerpyBot> "3 Ways to Get a Girl to Like You - wikiHow" at wikihow.com
[19:38] <@StackOverflow> I need advice from soembody with experience being a pimp
[19:38] <Jdrew> also watch these videos, they will motivate you to become a pimp
[19:39] <Jdrew> https://www.youtube.com/user/RSDMotivation
[19:39] <DerpyBot> [YouTube Channel] RSD Motivation (45856 subscribers, 28 videos with 4114874 total views) - "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathin..."
[19:39] <@StackOverflow> what's your personal secret
[19:39] <Jdrew> Once you read those articles and watch some theory you will be ready to pick up some girls
[19:39] <@StackOverflow> how do I watch theory
[19:39] <@StackOverflow> where can I download theory
[19:40] <Jdrew> Personaly I like to make sure I dress good, I also thow a bit of calone on before I leave
[19:40] <Jdrew> dress good, look good, feel good
[19:40] <@StackOverflow> colon*
[19:40] <Jdrew> its all good
[19:40] <@StackOverflow> just remember, it's colon
[19:40] <@StackOverflow> as in, "girls like to smell my colon"
[19:41] <@StackOverflow> how do I dress good
[19:41] <@StackOverflow> I have jeans
[19:41] <Jdrew> The theory and psychologicy of women is something you might want to just read up on but don't get too hung up if its rough the first time around ;)
[19:41] <@StackOverflow> and a hoodie
[19:41] <@StackOverflow> is that a good start?
[19:41] <Jdrew> You don't need a suit to feel like james bond stack
[19:41] <@StackOverflow> I need gadgets?
[19:42] <@StackOverflow> I don't have a suit or gadgets
[19:42] <Jdrew> Your galaxy s3 will do
[19:42] <@StackOverflow> ok
[19:42] <@StackOverflow> so what kind of colon do you suggest
[19:42] <@StackOverflow> where did you find your colon
[19:42] <Jdrew> I used addidas: "moves him"
[19:43] <@StackOverflow> umm
[19:43] <@StackOverflow> is that umm
[19:43] <@StackOverflow> okay let me rephrase
[19:43] <@StackOverflow> I want to pick up girls
[19:43] <@StackOverflow> not men
[19:43] <EldredChandler> lol
[19:43] <Jdrew> I got all my colon from relatives so I don't know where you would find it
[19:43] <EldredChandler> I have some bad news for toy then
[19:43] <EldredChandler> you
[19:43] <@StackOverflow> you and your relatives use each other's colon?
[19:43] <Jdrew> Maybe
[19:44] <NDRoser> true luv!
[19:44] <Jdrew> I am getting a psycial tomorrow stack any tips?
[19:44] <@StackOverflow> don't forget your colon
[19:44] <Jdrew> I don't want my ding a ling touched :(
[19:44] <@StackOverflow> uhh
[19:44] <@StackOverflow> don't get examed behind the school then?
[19:44] <Jdrew> rdrf.g;r.g';g.';.g
[19:44] <Jdrew> ;d.
[19:45] <@StackOverflow> ask the doctor if he likes your colon
[19:45] <@StackOverflow> he/she
[19:45] <Jdrew> oh woops sorry about that
[19:45] <NDRoser> stackoverflow?
[19:45] <@StackOverflow> NDRoser?
[19:45] <NDRoser> u got some stacks of sheets for me?
[19:45] <Jdrew> Yea I am doing track so I have to get all the paperwork and some new shoes
[19:45] <@StackOverflow> well when you're getting a physical, you need to assert dominance
[19:46] <Jdrew> how do you assert dominance?
[19:46] <NDRoser> wow #tips4life!
[19:46] <Jdrew> Last time I tried that dan called it "rape"
[19:46] <@StackOverflow> tell him to smell your colon
[19:46] <NDRoser> :D
[19:46] <NDRoser> hahahaha
[19:46] <Jdrew> she told me it smelled gud
[19:46] <@StackOverflow> that's a good sign
[19:46] <Jdrew> I was like bby i know
[19:47] <@StackOverflow> girls love colon
[19:47] <Jdrew> I bet they do >:P
[19:47] <@StackOverflow> I don't have a girl doctor
[19:47] <Jdrew> that must be awkward
[19:47] <NDRoser> are admins supposed to help out in every categorie? wow ur doin ur job pretty good !
[19:47] <EldredChandler> its only awkward if it turns you on
[19:48] <@StackOverflow> eh, having to go to exams 3 times a week was awkward at first
[19:48] <@StackOverflow> but he insiste