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- One day while Judge Dredd was poppin niggas Candy sperged out. Candy hopped off of her law-abiding motorbike and ran into a convenience store. "YOU NIGGAS DROP NOW I AM THE LAW" shouted the psycho bitch in full LAW. The niggas just stood there, went "you what man" and then got dead because Judge Candy set the Lawmaker to BOOM and not Dirty Harry.
- Random paragraph breaking, Judge Candy then got on the radio and asked for full dildo reinforcements on 12th and E. Park. The radio crackered to life and said "Judge Candy, for the 4487th time, we do not equip Street Judges with Bad Dragon products" and sparked off. This made Judge Candy get mad and LAW.
- Judge Candy got on the LAWtercycle and rode off to give John Belushi's gravestone the 13th finger. Just then, though, some asshole in a Ford Taurus made a hard left, and so Judge Candy went flying into a coffee parlor. Candy hopped up and said "UR ALL FAGETS" and drove off someplace I really don't feel like typing anymore of this shit.
- The end.
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