>Outskirts of Monstergirl City.
>Forest next to it to be exact.
>Camping with friends, drinking catching up with what we've all been up to.
>Good time in general.
>Suddenly we hear a bear growl.
>We all panic as a towering Beargirl wanders into our camp.
>Friends all run off as quickly as they can.
>In my panic remember something about pretending to be dead to avoid bears.
>Feign a heart attack and fall over.
>Hear the thump of footsteps approach my head before stopping.
>Can hear nothing but the wind blowing through the trees.
>"OH NO! THIS POOR MAN IS DEAD!" The bear girl bellows out dramatically.
>"I GUESS I'LL JUST IGNORE HIM AND GO FOR THE OTHERS, BECAUSE THIS GUY TOTALLY DIED."
>You lie there, starting to sweat, you were afraid of this.
>"YEP, HE'S STONE COLD DEAD DESPITE BEING PERFECTLY FINE A FEW MINUTES AGO!"
>"GUESS I'LL JUST LEAVE"
>This fucking bear...
>All of a sudden you're flipped onto your back, your pants torn off and you are mounted right there.
>You stick to your plan of playing dead.
>"OH NO, LOOKS LIKE I'M ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING HIM. MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN, I CAN'T STOP."
>"HOW DEPRAVED OF ME TO BE RIDING A DEAD, STILL-WARM BODY. THIS MASSIVE ERECTION MUST BE RIGOR MORTIS."
>This. Fucking. Bear.
>"IT'S SUCH A SHAME THIS MAN ISN'T ALIVE, I GUESS THIS IS ALL FOR NOTHING."
>You can't hold on anymore and climax.
>"OH MY! MUST BE A REFLEX."
>"IF ONLY I MANAGED TO CATCH A LIVING MAN."
>She dismounts and walks off.

Such is life in Monstergirl City