-Another boring day at work... Do these Pip-Bucks ever break?
-What is a Pip-Buck?
-Look here. See? With this thing any pony can keep track of their health, sort their equipment, take medicine, listen to the radio. But most importantly, it has a built-in flashlight!
-Will I ever get one?
-Of course! When you get your cutiemark. They'll hold a big celebration in honor of that, where the overmare will put your very own Pip-Buck on for you.
-Really? Then I'm gonna go get my cutie mark right now!
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-Oi, pipsqueak, did you tell that little runt to attack me?
-Never even thought about it, Dark.
-Hmph, yeah, right, you little thief. How do you like carrying another P-B on your flanks?
 Hey, where are you going? Gonna break into others' lockers? I heard you got a lot of experience with that while you were small (There were two idioms for the whole sentence and I didn't really bother coming up with any analogues right now). Maybe you could teach me sometime. I lost a couple of bets, you know.