Megabound: Wow Musical you really haven't updated in a year

	Joby proudly presented himself to Hephaestus and Serenity, wagging his pug tail in excitement.
	"I feel powerful, mighty, and acrobatic! I can feel like I can even-" Joby stopped himself, performing a backflip in the air and elegantly landing on his feet "Gasp, I can!"
	"Good job, Joby, I have never seen a dog do a backflip!" Hephaestus praised the dog, clapping for him. Joby started idly dancing, then shifted his focus to a pile of hastily strewn objects on the floor.
	"Golly! This looks nice!" Joby immediately put a strange object by the shape of a piano key in his mouth. The dog yelped in horror as the piano key literally exploded into music.
	"Joby, please, you know better than to put foreign objects in your mouth!" Serenity lectured.
	"Wait what?" Slur mumbled with an array of bronze coins in her mouth. Slur then started to dig through the pile of objects for seemingly unknown reasons, pulling out a plastic fork "Serenity, look! You may not have your baton anymore, but if those quails come back, you can just poke their eyes out!" Serenity politely turned down the offer for the fork, then observed the ship. She looked down a short, fat hallway, most likely the thumb of a ship, and dashed towards a small blue container on a stand. Hephaestus and Slur quickly followed.
	"I knew this ship had a lot of advanced weaponry in here. Does this thing shoot fire out of the hole?" Serenity poked at a small hole on the cylinder, seeing a small blue light on the object.
	"Actually, that's just a pencil sharpener that lights up when the pencil is done sharpening, but it is some advanced technology, probably millions of years past your time." Hephaestus explained, pulling out an unused pencil and putting it into the pencil sharpener. When he pulled out, the pencil what sharpened to a fine tip.
	"Whoa! Lemme see that!" Slur greedily took the pencil, poking Serenity in the arm with it "This could surely fend off those quails!"
	"I don't know, Slur. If I want something to fight those quails off, I'd rather have something like a futuristic space gun. Do you have anything like that?" Serenity asked to Hephaestus.
	"Not at all. We don't just have any weapons lying around." Hephaestus poked at his armor, then sighed "Well, I do have some things that'd probably qualify as 'futuristic space guns,' come with me." Hephaestus gestured Serenity and Slur out of the thumb hallway, Joby joining them as they walk into the pointer finger's hallway.
	The pointer hallway was Hephaestus's personal bunker. Along the walls were many small, colorful disks and long, circular cores similar to the shape of the bread of a subway sandwich. Hephaestus held up a weapon armed onto him, a small cannon with four blue disks and a single red disk on it.
	"These are a type of weaponry I've been working on for years. Unlike other Figures, I have little to no natural abilities for self-defense, so I've made this type of weapon by the name of Busters. You just kind of take a core, and slide five disks onto them. Each color disk does a different thing, so there's an almost endless combination of Busters you can create." Hephaestus looked around the walls at the glittering disks.
	Serenity gasped, although Joby and Slur was left unimpressed. Serenity grabbed a step stool and grabbed a single core, staring at the many disks.
	"Red, blue, green, orange, pink... There's so many colors, how did you make so many?" Serenity asked, prodding at a glittering red disk.
	"Well, it's not really that much for how long I've been making them. There has to be only about seventy disks in here, and it took me twenty-five years to make them." the Figure sat down, poking the button on his weapon. As he pressed the button, a great, red spark shot out and burst into a thin, blue light. Joby watched the light show, wagging his tail about at Hephaestus.
	"Wow, so have other people used these too?" Joby asked, gnawing on a pink disk.
	"Compared to what Apollo and Hera can do, this'd be like giving an author a broken crayon and telling them to write a book." Hephaestus bluntly answered. Serenity slid three pink, one red, and one green disk onto the core. She pressed the button, and saw a small pink shield forming. Serenity pressed the button again to see the shield break into four green sparks, sending off before bursting into a red light yards later.
	"Yeah, I think I'll go with this one. I don't want to get hit in the face with a quail, so-" Serenity was cut off by the ship slowing down with a crashing noise. Serenity watched as a white light pierced the ceiling of the ship. The light formed a small hole, and Percentalina, the artificial Figure made with blonde hair, and wore a blue skirt and red tank top. On Percentalina's arm, she wore a weapon very similar to Serenity's buster, but with seven white disks set on it.
	"I-I'm..." Percentalina gasped for air, rather exhausted "PSSP! Psuedo-Stupid Studios Percentalina!"