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It looked like porschelemans; inherently sexy. It WAS REALLY SEXY! 'TWAS porschelemans. As expected, no one agreed, except some troll on TVTropes and 4chan. Unbothered, porschelemans flew in through the golden porschelecopter™ that surrounds any idiots that stand stupid.

Meanwhile, Kyoko dreamed about Physical Stamina driving TS020s with skill and Panctice serving him. Kyoko awoke with MikuruFan, wondering what they did last night. Omega Shadowcry, meanwhile, was writing fanfics about Kyoko and himself. Panctice, still, just sat around, trying not to fart. He failed. Shitting himself in the open.

"Erghtkhhgher... eh?"

Next day, Dexter's lab was cancelled. But, fortunately, Panctice necro'd and Uncanceled Powerpuff Girls. Homestuck was also cancelled. Kyoko ragequit because she Orwellian Edited Dexter's Laboratory out of existence. Idiotic Panctice self deprecated himself, therefore destroying Kyosuke's chances to appear on Cutey Honey. But that is masturbatory.

Administrator Kyoko, newest 5P, thumped Panctice's erect wang, and porschelemans laughed, oblivious that Panctice had lost his... stick in Kyoko's commode. But... that's not the truth.

Rainbow Dash took Panctice's photocamera; she photographed him and gossiped about the... thing-a-ling, commenting, whispering, and ninja-ing others to such degrees, that Johan Liebert bust a nut and started breakin' the chain Joey had to pull Haruhi's head out of the gutter of the abandoned mansion's giant stomach.

Sephiroth knew Kanye West, because they went to Lower Texas.