Quoth da Tannhauser: "Da Haus Always Wins."

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'so what's it like to be such a cool bro?'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'i bet you kis s lots of girls irl'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'haha naw im kiddin'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'forever alone q_q'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'unless it comes to talking to women'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'in which case he looks kind of sheepish and averts his eyes'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'it's kind of a sad thing D:'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'it's co ol bro, you'll get used to being lonely some day B)'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'sex is overrated anyway!'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'awwww what an angry bitchybaby D:'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'did i strike a nerve you little homo ;D'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'we've been over this, cutie ;)'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'raging out about your lack of female companionship doesn't do much for you D:'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'awww i get it, this is the only thing you've got going in your life ;3'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'it's cool, i'm willing to take one for the team if this is the kind of thing that's keeping you from killing yourself'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'you have value, cutie!'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'you are a special and precious snowflake, despite the way women won't look you in the eye'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'lol'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'i understand *nods*'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'have you considered joining a club?'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'maybe just going for a walk once in a while?'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'i hear owning a dog is a good way to meet people'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'i understand *nods*'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'so did you start being a hellmoosperglord because you have no friends, or do you have no friends because you're a hellmoosperglord?'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'that's a hard question, i know'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'but really think about it'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'we can get through this together'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'until he spends another lonely night jerking off into his pillow D:'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'it's okay, i'm here to facilitate your fantasies'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'q_q'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'lonely tears q_q'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'trickling down the haus's cheeks q_q'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'it's sad to me that you can't even talk about these things'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'does it hurt that bad?'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'has it been so long since you've known the touch of another that you can't even remember?'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'the haus always wins B) at avoiding human contact'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'da haus always wins B) at eating frozen pizza for dinner five days out of seven'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'da haus always wins B) cheeto eating contests'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'da haus always wins B) at children's video games'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'but only because he's busy losing at life D:'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'why won't you just talk to me, cutie? your thoughts are worth my time!'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'you don't have to do this sad little dance'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'we can cut through your crippling social anxiety... together!'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'tip #1: don't stare at girls'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'tip #2: eat real food'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'tip #3: go outside'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'tip #4: don't talk to people about the video games you play'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'tip #5: get a job that doesn't involve retail'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'tip #6: bathe regularly'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'tip #7: spend less time on computer'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'tip #8: don't masturbate so fucking much'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'i think those are a good place to start. if you follow my advice, you'll soon have yourself a fat chick who doesn't mind the way you look.'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'let me know how it goes and we'll see what we do from there!'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.

From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'oh, darling. it's your prerogative! i've done what i can.'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'if you ever get tired of only being able to take pride in your hellmoo achievements, you let me know.'
From your wristpad: seebach pages, 'i'll be here for you ;*'

You text 'da haus always wins B)' to seebach on your wristpad.