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- Original Author: Anonymous Thu 28 Aug 2014 00:47:43 No.19463335
- Ugh... But... Why?
- >"Hehe, you have SO much to learn about Equestrian society, Anon!"
- >"I Mean, I know Estrus isn't a thing where you come from, but..."
- >Twilight squeezes and contracts a few more times, then finally pulls off
- >"You need to learn that if a mare likes you, and she wants you, you're in no position to refuse her advances."
- >"It's just one of the unwritten rules, Anon."
- >She rubs your cheek with a hoof
- >"Besides, if you come from a Patriarchy, you MUST like this! It's just free sex!"
- >"Right, Anon?"
- (Additional Green)
- >Twilight is actually lying to anon to see how much sex she can get out of a naive new comer
- >Anon figures this out eventually but plays along with it cause hey free sex
- >Anon starts taking advantage of this finding excuses to help her problem like a 'good male citizen' at increasingly awkward situations parents visiting, dentist appointments, etc.
- >Twilight hast to cover her ass in increasingly hamfisted excuses to cover her ass and prevent her from getting in trouble
- >Hilarity ensues
- (COntinuation + Author tag)
- writer_ !q4X9Fm43Dk Sun 31 Aug 2014 08:34:59 No.19510364
- >Day hot, sweaty sex in Twi's kitchen in Equestria
- >With a full-body shudder and a groan, Twilight Sparkle finishes
- >The pitter-patter of several droplets of mare goo splattering against the kitchen floor is the only other noise
- >You are anonymous
- >And you are satisfied, but not particularly amused
- "You done yet?"
- >Twilight Sparkle doesn't seem to react at first, instead continuing to grind her deliciously soft butt back against your crotch
- >"Nnaaah..." Twilight pants something incomprehensible, lost in ecstasy
- >You sigh and roll your eyes.
- >It wasn't the first time Twilight Sparkle had practically demanded sex from you at the most inopportune moments
- >In this instance it was while you were cooking some pancakes for your rumbling tummy.
- >Be Twilight Sparkle, ten minutes earlier
- >You are REALLY on edge.
- >It's -that- time of year, and you know what that means...
- >Another two weeks of self-imposed isolation in the treehouse.
- >With occasional ventures down to the market to buy cucumbers and olive oil.
- >And there's no shame about that whatsoever.
- >Estrus is a perfectly natural thing.
- >But - welp - to be frank, you're sort of distracted, for lack of a better word
- >As not even books about the driest history imaginable were completely free of raping and pillaging.
- >...And of course, you've got that human stallion hanging around.
- >The letter to Princess Cadence you're writing isn't going so well as a result.
- >You're on your millionth draft.
- >Earlier attempts looked like this:
- >
- >"Dear Princess Cadence.
- >I'm writing to tell you that I'm in heat.
- >
- >"Dear Sister,
- >How are you? I hope all in the Crystal Empire as well. Now, you're the element of love.Do you know anything about heat relief sp-
- >
- >Dear Cadence,
- >How are you doing? How's my brother? I haven't spoken to you guys in ages, I hope you're all okay.
- >I know it's a strange question, but do you have the address of that one guard - the pegasus? The one with the orange coat and the blue mane?
- >
- >Not going well.
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