Flutterrape-Anon One-shot

>Day when will this end in Multiquestria
>The beatiful sunshine bathes your house
>You hear the wonderful birds outside singing
>It´s like the promised land...
>You hate it
Damn right I hate this shit... [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You say while leaving the bed
I hate this bed... I hate this morning
>Gilda slowly opens the door
And I hate YOU Gilda!
>"Fuck you Dweeb"
>She grabs a T-shirt and throws it at you
>It´s trayectory is lame, so it misses you
>There is a moment of awkward silence and looks of the same type
>A feather falls from Gilda´s neck slowly to the ground
>When it finally reaches it, you look at it and then to her
>"YOU´LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE DWEEB!"
>She takes flight and breaks your window in the process
>You used to watch the blue sky, which you hate too
>Now that window is a pile of dangerous and pointy glasses
Goddamn it. This looks like a blue screen of death now...
>Fuck this
>All of it
>Go to the bathroom for the morning routine
>There is only one reason for your usual wrath
>Fluttershy
>Fucking Fluttershy
>It´s been an endless fucking punishment with this pony since you became the only human stranded here
>First there were two of you
>You were teleported with a fetus in hands
>Don´t ask
>Maybe this mare has some fetish with foreign aliens or something
>That could explain why she asked if you had dicks in your hands
>And before you could answer she begged you to rub her belly with your Dickands
>Weird ass bitch
>Ahh this feels nice
>It seems that thinking about stuff that makes you angry works wonderful when taking a shit
>So that would  be the first out of three parts of the daily routine
>And after a nice bath, it´s time for the most disgusting procedure in a man´s life
>Shaving
>Why must the modern man be opressed and pushed into shaving his wonderful face-hair?
>One is just obligated to waste these magnificent face decorators when there are people who wish they had at least a litte of what you have in your face
>It´s a waste man
>Specially your mustache
>You are here, shaving this mustache
>Damn, a specific person would love to get enough facial hair to grow a splendid mustache like this
>Open the first aid kit and grab a photo of that specific person
[spoiler]http://p.twimg.com/A65Oq-XCYAEnPd-.jpg:large[/spoiler]
*Sigh* One day Mark...One day you´ll have that celestial mustache you so much crave for...
>Put the picture back inside the medkit
>Finish the painful process of facial hair assasination
Well... Now that the torture is over, I could eat something
>Your stomach complies
>Go downstair for a nice regional meal
>And by meal, I mean that you are a lazy fuck who goes to sleep at 5 Am and wakes up at 2 PM, so no breakfast
>At least Fluttershy stopped trying to do her fetish guessing at 7:30 Am
>At some point you stopped caring about the knocks at the door, so she had no other alternative to give up on that
>Just to be clear, she gave up on morning fetish guessing
>You wish she ended this ride, at first it was fun, but now you just want to get off
>Anyways, once you got some milanesas ready, it finally happens
>The knocking
Goddamn. If she were from I´m from, she´d be fucking dead. You should NOT disturb someone when he or she is eating milanesas...
>Forgive her, Oh Milanga Goddess, for she sins due to her ignorance.
>Still, better let them with their ignorance
>Celestia will kill you if she knew where you get the meat for your milanesas
>Familiar secret
>"Ermm... Anon?"
>You snap out of it when a pink maned yellow pony talks to you
Fluttershy, why did you come inside before I let you in?
>"I respect your privacy as owner of this house by knocking, but asserting my authority as your lover by coming in anyway"
>Goddamn it
Fluttershy, you are not my lover, and you just interrupted my meal AND my thoughts
>"Wasn´t I in those thoughts?"
>Here we go again
No Fluttershy, Mind Sex is not my fetish
>"Aaaw Carpaccio!"
>Pff wat?
>"Nevermind sweetie, if I was not in that little head of yours, I will be after this"
>After saying that she leans closer and traps you by the neck
Fluttershy let go damnit!
>"Not until you love me"
NEVER!
>She keeps trying to force you into a kiss but you stand your ground... or chair
>Without giving up, you start shaking your arms trying to escape from this rape prison
>She tryes harder, eventually sliding away and hiting your table
>Everything goes in slow-motion as the milanesas fly away
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>You negate the events so hard that you might become a movie star
>Your efforts don´t reach the deep and dirty ears of Lady Luck
>A tragedy occurs, your milanesas fly away through the window and land on the river
>You can only watch as the delicious treat leaves your side to find it´s own fate
>[Anger Intensifies]
>And explodes into a huge Roar of Rage
>Fluttershy is taken by surprise from this and is hiding behind her mane and whining scared
YOU...
>"M-m-me?"
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
>"*EEP* A-Anon w-w-wait!"
>You are gonna kill her! The world will be better without her filthy presence!
>However before grabbing her some memories come back at you and you stop at your tracks
>It´s Luna and Celestia
>These memories are from when you met them for the first time
>Celestia warned you about harming the Elements of Harmony
>A first image of  her appears and speaks
>"Watch your back if you decide to do something bad to this ponies, zigga!"
>Another one passes before you
>"I´ll have you know I´ve protected over 300 Elements of Harmony during my reign"
>And finally the last and most hintive one
>She does not say a thing, but you see the mane 6 and she plants a sign on their heads that says "NO HARM"
>Last but no less Luna appears, who knows what kind of ancient speech she may lay inside your head?
>"Twenty Seven"
>They dissappear with a *poof*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>Scream with the rage of of twenty Links while playing the Water Temple
>"A-Anon, you are scaring me!"
>Fuck this
>Start running away at a random direction while Fluttershy tries to give you chase
>It´s in Bane since she is like a  big, fat fly when talking about speed
>You just run and run until your lungs beg for air
>So you do what every muslim will do, even if you are not one
>Ignore them, because they contradict you
>That´ll teach them
>Or you?
>Damn you need to rest
>You see a nice spot in a little hill not too far
Seems like a nice place to rest for now...
>Before you can sit down and rest, you notice a bunch of ponies gathered together
>After giving them a second look, you don´t remember seeing them at Ponyville
>Maybe there are not from here?
>Meh, nothing else to do, so you go to see what they are up to
>Once you get closer, they notice you but they don´t stop talking
Hello there, my name is Anon
>"Pff. Namefag." Says one of them without even looking at you but obviously talking to you
Excuse me?
>"Nevermind him, he is just in a bad mood"
>The pony apologizing for the other one looks...odd
>His cutie mark is like a black...eel
>What on earth must that mean? He works with eels or something?
>He continues talking
>"My name is Nebulus, you must be the Human we heard about, right?"
>Well you DO seem to be the recent word on the streets, being an alien and everything
That´s right, as I said, my name is Anon. [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You take a quick glanse on them before asking[spoiler][/spoiler] What are you guys doing here?
>"We are discussing rape" says one of them from the crown
U wot m8?
>"Well, he did use a direct approach, but yes. We are basically discussing rape, but not any kind of rape" says Nebulus
How many kinds of rape are out there? Ninja rape? Mouse rape? Rape while being raped?
>"The worst kind of rape you could ever imagine... [spoiler]Flutterrape[/spoiler]
What the fuck are you talking about?
>A little colt gets closer, you don´t notice any cutie mark on him but he has a shield and a sword, both of paper
>"He´s talking about the she-demon and what she does... what she did to all of us" He looks down adding a tragic feel to the moment
>But in your eyes he looks like a little puppy begging for a pat
>D´aaaw
Oooh aren´t you the cutest little thing ever!? Who are you? A greek soldier?
>"Dude what the fuck are talking? Get off of me!"
>You grab him and hug him while pating his head
I´m gonna call you Theseus! Since you are already equiped, the name fits you perfectly you little cutie ball!
>"Man fuck you! I ain´t cutie or a little puppie for you t-"
>He is interrupted by a little spark coming out of his butt
>After a few seconds it fades away to reveal a cutie mark with the form of the mythologic Theseus
>"Oh motherfucker..."
Now now with those words! Come on, it´s time to sleep!
>You start humming a bed tune
>"Dude what the fuck!? I´m not ti...red *yawn*"
>HNNNNNNNNNG
>He fell asleep in just a few secs with that cute face on him
>And now snores peacefully
>Your heart will become infested with diabetus
Now, where were we?
>Another pony comes closer
>He bears a cutie mark with a microphone and some musical notes
>"Name´s Swift. We wer-UH! I GOT ANOTHER ONE! ONE-SHOT INCOMING!
>Wat
>"Sorry bout that, when I get an idea I directly get to it, and if I find a song? Man, you are up for a ride. Anyway, we were sharing some stories about Flutterrape"
Yeah I heard that part, but whatever do you mean with that?
>"ARE YOU RETARDED? HE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW FLUTTERSHY RAPES PONIES!"
>You look around but don´t find the source of the scream AND insult
Who yelled that?!
>"Don´t worry, it´s just the lurkers"
Lurkers?
>"Yes, Lurkers" Claims one of the ponies. "When the Flutterrape group started, some ponies got attracted by our stories but they fear us. So they just decided to hide in a bush and silently listen to our stories, occasionaly asking for more of them, giving out ideas or critiques."
Well...that was helpful..
>"YOU ARE A DICK!" Screams one of the..."Lurkers"
>"THAT´S CLEVER DICK FOR YOU"
>You check his cutie mark without him noticing
>...
>A dick fucking a brain
>Well that explains everything...
Wait...so you guys know Fluttershy and her works?
>"Know her?!" Exclaims one of the group. A quick glance reveals his cutie mark. It´s...France? "Mon Dieu! We are part of her works my dear friend! [spoiler]putain Fluttershy[/spoiler]"
Explain yourself
>"She raped us all, Anon"
She did what Neb?
>"She.Raped.Us."
>Holy shit
That´s...oh God...
>"Indeed Anon..." Wait...there is something odd with this pony. He has pointy ears and his snout looks like a lego, reminds you of Legolas."We were all "lovers" of her, me being one of her recent victims"
And who are you supposed to be?
>"I do not have a name...It is my decision when to get one... AND if I want one..."
Well you have elf ears that remind me of Legolas and your snout looks sharper than a lego on the floor... Imma call you Legofreak
>You hear rustling in one of the bushes nearby and one of the lurkers screams
>"HAH! LEGOFAG!"
>In an instant, a cutie mark appears in Lego´s butt
>It´s a Lego with a...cigarette?
>Oh.
>Must be british
>Lego looks at the lurker and then back at you with anger in his face
>"Bloody Anon!"
Sorry. But, wait a moment. Why did she just got away with it? Why don´t you report her?
>"To whom, Anon? She is an Element of Harmony, under the protection of Celestia herself, and acts like the cutest, shyest little prick ever! Who will believe us? It´s like we are the mouse and she is the hungry cat!"
>A shiver runs across your back when you feel a pair of hoofs land in your shoulders
>Slowly turn around to find two ponies with big whisks
>They slowly open their mouth and say in unison
>"Did somep0ny just said...[spoiler]Cats[/spoiler]?
HOLY FUCK!
>"Holy cats!"
>"Meooow"
>"Cum in my fur!"
>"Not today! Let this be our Day of Peace!"
>"Catastic idea"
What the hell!? Where did you two come from?
>"It´s my fault Anon" Says Nebulus, obviously scared at this scene "They don´t have a physical place among us, but they are invoked when somep0ny mentions cats..."
>"Nebulus, you brute! I can´t leave for a second without you messing things up, my dear?"
>Is that...
Rarity? What the hell are you doing here? Oh God... Please don´t tell me that Fluttershy raped you too!
>"No and Yes, my dear. I am not Rarity, My name is Raritan, and you´ll adress me as such! I too was a victim of Fluttershy´s schemes, she used advantage of my infinite love for Rarity by disguising herself as she and then luring me out of my house to her cottage! I just can´t believe how badly she mistreated me!"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP DRAMA QUEEN!"
>Raritan does not reply, he (or she) just glares daggers at the Lurker
>"Yeah, she´s a bitch."
>Heart Attack Imminent!
Dude!...*air graps* Don´t startle me like that! Who are you!?
>"The name´s Slasher"
>"Victim of Fluttershy"
>"Raped with Roses"
>You just try to calm yourself after being scared shitless
Look dude, I know it´s hard but please don´t do th- where the hell is he?
>He just dissapeared
>"HELLO EVERYP0NY! It is ME! SHIN!"
>Heart Attack x2
>Grab your chest to ease the pain and drop Theseus on the process
>He falls softly because of his afro fur
>D´aaaw he looks like a little Cotton Ball
>Such a cute little thing
>Now back to this other fucker...
>"I just wanted to greet the newcomer and-"
>"Slasher, take the wig off" Interrupts Nebulus
>"Goddamn it Nebulus! *SNIFF* You never let me do anything funny!"
>He runs away crying
>"Don´t worry, he doesn´t come when you call for him, but when you need him"
>What an odd guy
Say Neb...
>"Yes Anon?"
There is something that filled me with intrigue... about your cutie mark...
>"The eel?"
Exactly... What does it mean?
>"I have it because of Fluttershy"
>Is this mare´s snout everywhere or what?
What, you found out you like eels while you were with her or...
>"She raped me with an eel"
>What the...
With all due respect... What the fuck?
>"Yup, she asked about my fetish and I lied telling her it was Eels. She believed it, but also forced it. She grabbed a black eel and forced it into my anus while she masturbated."
>Fluttershy has problems
Was it an electric one?
>"Why do you ask?"
I dunno man, it must have been a shocking experience
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH SHIT NIGGER
>"10/10!" "GET REKT´D" All the lurkers get crazy
>"You win this time Anon...or maybe not..."
Come on Nebulus, it was just a joke, there is no need to stay in a static mood... Hohohohoo! There goes another one!
>"Yeah, keep laughing, maybe if you laugh hard enough, you won´t hear your own screams"
>He slowly backs away lookint not at you, but behind you for some reason
>Did you unique pun left him blind or something?
>You also notice the rest of the Flutterrape group running away
>What are they-
>"My, my... Have you met with my ex´s Anon?"
>Forget about the earlier shivers, the entire polar artic runs across your spine
>Too scared to even move, and your cowardy costs you real high
>Fluttershy pins you down at the floor and you can only wave a hand
Nebulus! Help me!
>He just keeps looking at you while backing away
DO SOMETHING DAMN IT!
>"Sorry Anon, but you two have such a wonderful relationship. You have like... a Spark that unites you both"
>And with that he runs away
>Fucking Nebulus
Fluttershy, wait! Don´t do anything you might regret!
>"Oh, but I won´t. I´ll enjoy it! And who knows? Maybe you´ll catch up with the guys here and create your very own stories as they do, Anon!"
>Not even the power of Grays could save you from your fate
>From Fucking Fluttershy